Great Tweets to Relax and Kick Back With

Had a bad day?

No worries. Kick back, relax, and enjoy some Tweets.

That is, if you’re physically in a position which allows for back-kicking. Otherwise this could be a disaster involving some sort of fall and a lot of pain and maybe medical bills and arguments in which case the need for relaxation will have only been exacerbated and we won’t have helped at all.

So, I don’t know, consult with a doctor before kicking back I guess, but prepare yourself to enjoy these random tweets from any available posture.

12. Busy busy business woman

“And what is it you do around here?”
“Computers!”

11. A whole new year

Yeah, we’re all REALLY enjoying the marking of this milestone.

10. Zack attack

I know both an “h” guy and a “k” guy and I can confirm this is accurate.

9. Going on and on

I had to check to see if this is true, but it definitely is.

8. Cancel culture

It’s like he didn’t even want to save the whales in the first place.

7. Quality control

This should be a full time job for a lot of people.

6. Follow the path

They’re polite but creative with their vulgarity across the pond.

5. Make pretend

When life imitates art imitating life.

4. Egg-cellent

Good luck with your boring, well-adjusted child.

3. Spinny rainbow and die

I mean if you think about it it’s your fault for expecting a $2,000 machine to keep working for longer than a year.

2. Higher standards

I actually have no earthly idea what I’m doing.

 

I hope you managed to enjoy all of those uninjured, as God intended.

Who are your favorite people to follow on Twitter?

Tell us in the comments.

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Recent Tweets That Are Worth a Look

There are millions of tweets, and honestly, there are hundreds of accounts out there that are worth a follow. That said, keeping up with the best every day can be a daunting task!

If you want a laugh but you’re too lazy to scroll for it, listen. We’ve got you covered with 12 funny, recent tweets we don’t think you’ll want to miss.

12. A little attention never hurt anyone.

As long as there’s no like murder involved.

11. A true revelation.

Now, what to do with it…

10. Most of us are pretending we don’t watch it.

Those ratings are coming from somewhere, my friends.

9. I don’t want to laugh.

It is funny, though.

8. All you know is that it doesn’t have meat.

What it could have is literally anything else.

7. Fine, I’ll get up.

It’s like your body is conspiring against you.

6. They need to cool off for like twenty minutes though.

So you have plenty of time to talk.

5. Everyone was in on it but her.

That’s gotta be disconcerting.

4. What do you think it means?

It means get the heck out of there COME ON.

3. It’s not gonna do any good.

You’re gonna need a big, public display of affection to get its attention.

2. Never leave the house.

Also, never date again.

1. This is the meme that ended the competition.

I’ll not be taking any arguments.

 

Ahhhhh, so great, right? I could read tweets for an entire afternoon.

Tell us down in the comments which ones were your favorites!

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Memes That Will Make You Laugh Today

We don’t ever give away any of our secrets around here, but I will tell you that we’ve been hard at work in our lab coming up with great ways to make you laugh…

Yes, we consider ourselves scientists. Meme scientists, that is!

And we have a great batch here that we think are going to make you laugh in a major way.

We crunched the numbers, studied the formulas, and here are the results.

You may now proceed.

1. You clearly know what you’re talking about.

I’m impressed!

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2. I don’t think that’s gonna happen.

Nice try, though.

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3. You can’t forget to do that.

It’s part of everyone’s daily routine.

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4. Why the long face?

Let’s try to get to the bottom of this.

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5. You aged pretty fast, huh?

I guess you don’t look THAT bad for 33.

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6. You need to rearrange that part of the playlist.

It’s just not working…

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7. You know why…

Are you sure you don’t want to just give them to me permanently?

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8. Which one are you?

I used to be the one on top. Now I’m the one on the bottom.

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9. You were just following directions.

I can’t say I’ve ever seen this before…

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10. Don’t sit there!

You’re gonna regret it…

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11. This is not gonna end well.

This is my hood!

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Have you seen any funny memes lately that really made you laugh?

If so, please share them with us in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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Mothers-in-Law Shared Their Crazy Stories About Daughters-in-Law

We always hear about “crazy mother-in-law” stories, but now the tables are about to be turned, everyone!

Because it’s time for the mothers-in-law out there to let loose on the daughters-in-law of the world and tell us how those younger women can also be nuts sometimes.

This should be fun!

Let’s dig into some crazy stories about daughters-in-law from mothers-in-law from AskReddit users.

1. Wish they’d never met.

“We lived on the other side of the country from them so we didn’t have many visits — one or two a year. When we visited, all was well — the house was clean, the kids were cared for, etc. She was fun to be around.

However, once we left, life went back to “normal” for my son and grandkids. She would say she was going to the store and would not come home for 2 to 4 days. She did drugs. She did not clean — anything.

My son traveled for business and when he was gone she had many different men in the house. He would come home to a trashed house, trashed car, trashed everything. She would put the kids to bed, then leave to party. She kept the two oldest kids home from school when he traveled — she was too busy sleeping from partying all night to take them to school.

As he was making plans to leave her and take the kids, she killed the youngest child and is now in jail awaiting trial. all of this came out after she died. I wish they had never met.”

2. Hateful.

“When I first met her, she was a tweaker.

She knew I knew and she hated me. Now she stays home and knits and crafts and I have not seen my grandson in 3 years.

She still hates me.”

3. Walking out.

“My DEL decided, after years of manipulating my son, to walk out on him and their two kids.

A few hours later she changes her mind and bombards him with all kinds of cr*p for a week. And then she gains access to the house when he’s out and changes the locks causing him and their two young kids to be homeless.

She sucks!”

4. A tight leash.

“The stories I’ve heard of my aunt’s DIL are the worst. She’s kept my cousin on a tight leash after marriage.

Banned my aunt from communicating with him from any social media acct. It’s so bad whenever my cousin happens to see my aunt he acts like he doesn’t know her.

All this due to the DIL. Just hurts to see my aunt not see her own grandkids.”

5. I’ll take it from here.

“I will respond for my mother.

She hates the fact that her daughter in law does not respond to phone calls or texts. She understands that she is a new mom but how long does it take to reply to a text message.

I also want to add that she’s turned the holidays from a casual wear you PJs & bust out your paper plates into a sit down event with formal place settings. I don’t enjoy getting together to eat with my family during Thanksgiving and Christmas anymore.

This year I was at least smart enough to bring salt packets.”

6. Sounds like a real treat.

“My sons GF practically lives with us. After she graduates from college they will get married.

Things I HATE: I text him; she responds like she’s him.

We are doing major renovations on the house. She didn’t help AT ALL. I understand if renovation is not your thing. But I was running in and out of the house switching laundry and cleaning up little messes.

She didn’t even offer to help.”

7. Scary lady.

“Happened to a friend. Her brother married this girl who was his college friend.

Very happy, have a baby girl… Suddenly her father passed away so her mother went to stay with son and DIL. At first she was ok. But after like a month, DIL started to lock the fridge ( in india fridges come with internal locks) and pantry doors.

She started cutting down MIL’s food. When my friend came to know about this, we went to her brothers place, packed her mom’s stuff and brought her back to my friends house.

Scary lady that DIL. Brother didn’t say sh*t to his wife.”

8. A real catch.

“I’m gonna speak for my aunt: my cousin is a party guy. He married a party girl.

I met her the day of my grandfather’s funeral. She was dressed like Betty Boop; too much makeup and balloon-sized fake t*ts in a sheer, black tube dress stretched too far for the imagination. She was sitting at my grandparents’ table as I walked bleary-eyed into the kitchen for a bowl of cereal; half-awake, I barely stopped myself from exclaiming “what the f*ck!?”

After the funeral, we held a sort of Irish wake at my uncle’s house, whereupon she tried to hook up with every male cousin, one-by-one asking them to do shots with her. I avoided her, so I was last. She got to me when I was having a beer in the driveway with two other cousins. One she’d already tried. She went to my more attractive cousin-in-law first.

He shot her down with “The Mother. Of. My. Newborn. Child. Is. Inside.” (I like him) I’m less assertive, so I tried the “if you ignore bullies, they’ll get bored and leave you alone.” She tried grinding up and down my front. I ignored her and hoped she would leave me alone. She moved around to try slithering up and down my back. I pretended she wasn’t there. She slithered down my back one last time, and then-She bit my *ss.

I hopped across the driveway doing the Goofy yell. I honestly don’t remember what happened after that. Somehow she left. I had a dental impression in purple bruise on my *ss cheek the next morning. Let me remind you, this was my grandfather’s funeral.

I’m told that the morning of their wedding, my aunt offered to pay for 100% of the wedding if he wanted to back out.”

9. Let’s mix it up a little bit.

“How about a crazy daughter, son-in-law story?

So I have one daughter who at 20 “came out” to me. As gay? No. As a polygamist. A pregnant one. Pregnant by a 40 year old dude with a wife and three grown kids. I was 44 at the time. Long story short, the original wife got sick of all the crazy and left.

Now my daughter and the son in law are monogamous with five kids and I have a son-in-law who is 4 years younger than me.”

10. On behalf of my mother.

“I’m writing on behalf of my mother.

My SIL is a lazy, obnoxious cow. She hasn’t worked in 10 years, while my brother works 60 hrs a week minimum. Even though she gets an allowance for being a stay at home mum, that goes to cigarettes and until recently a sh*tload of pot. My brother went years without a birthday/Christmas/fathers day card or gift from her. (Like… not even a card?!?!)

So my mum used to come down for weeks at a time whenever my SIL was ‘unwell’ (read: withdrawing). Last year, my mum bought my brother a big, expensive, kick *ss birthday present. He’s worth it, we always try n show him what he’s worth. Well, Mrs SIL chucked a wobbly. “You need to stop buying him sh*t, or you n me will be having words OUT THE FRONT!!”

Mum looked dead at her, “you wanna beat me up because I treat your husband better than you?!” That’s just one story.”

11. Almost there.

“Not a DIL yet (my stepsons girlfriend and mother of my 2 grand babies) but I’m 19 years younger than my husband but 12 years older than my stepson.

She thinks I want to sleep with my stepson ( never gave her any reason to think this, I do not want to). She keeps the babies from us, rarely we get to see them unless of course she has a circumstance that were her only option for a babysitter. We’ve tried very hard to have a good relationship but she just hates me.

I once even stopped by their house to visit, she was cordial but my stepson got an earful when he got home from work. Just sad all around- she doesn’t want us in their lives.”

Okay, all the ladies out there, it’s your time to shine!

Do you have any crazy stories about your mother-in-law or your daughter-in-law?

If so, tell us all about it in the comments. Thanks!

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Funny Marriage and Relationship Tweets You Need To Check Out

I know what you’re going through: you just got into another argument with your significant other and you feel like really letting them know how you feel…

But let me give you some advice: just blow it off and laugh about it!

Instead of letting the situation escalate and explode, come visit us as much as you need to and we’ll make you laugh with funny tweets about livin’ that relationship life!

And we have a totally solid collection for you to look at today, friends.

So go lock yourself in a closet somewhere away from your partner and have some laughs!

Hey, you’re welcome…

1. The remote wars continue…

There’s really no escaping it once you’re married.

2. Sounds like a perfect marriage to me.

People, pay attention to this one.

3. What size am I, again?

That’s a little humiliating…

4. How does this whole thing work?

You either are a morning person or you’re not.

5. Hahaha. This is good.

Don’t you think this looks pretty familiar?

6. That sounds awesome!

Yes, dear…Yes, dear…Yes, dear…

7. That was a rude awakening.

I was planning on sleeping in today…

8. That’s true love, right there.

Romance is not dead, people!

9. Your husband and I have a lot in common.

Do you think it’s a little bit warm in here?

10. And around and around it goes.

Isn’t this great?!?!

11. You had a good run.

But he obviously made a fatal error.

Now we’d like to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us how everything is going in your relationship during these crazy times we’re living in.

Please and thank you!

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Funny Memes to Help You Get Your Day Going

I have a confession to make: I have been dragging serious *ss in the morning lately trying to get the day on the right track.

When you’re living in lockdown, it can be a bit of a chore to get motivated and start the day with a bang, know what I’m saying?

Of course, you do, because I think you’re going through the same thing!

But we’re gonna change that NOW with hilarious memes that will make you laugh and will get your day headed in the right direction.

Let’s take a look!

1. I’ll take that deal!

Hey, things are looking up!

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2. The microwave is possessed by SATAN.

You might need to get rid of that thing.

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3. A face only a mother could love.

At least, I hope her mom loves her…

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4. I’m here to convert all of you.

Let us know how that works out.

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5. Gonna be a punk for life.

Just wait until you turn 21…

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6. Ooooh, that looks good.

I think you got her attention.

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7. Let’s go do some crazy sh*t.

This sure is a motley crew.

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8. Yeah, I don’t know if that’s gonna work.

Nice try, Walmart!

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9. Just sleeping through all the good stuff.

You did it again!

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10. Hahahaha. I love this.

This is the ONLY correct answer.

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11. They really have a lot in common.

Who knew?

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12. That sounds good right about now.

You guys sell that here, right?

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And now it’s your turn!

In the comments, please share some funny memes that have made you LOL lately.

We can’t wait to see what you come up with!

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Hilarious Times People Shared Their Favorite (and Most Embarrassing) Photos With Celebs

I guess you can’t always blame celebrities for occasionally being rude to random people out in public who want their photo with them.

It would probably get old, right?

But that’s not gonna keep folks from hounding them for a pic, because, let’s be honest, how often do you really see famous people?

People shared some funny and awkward pics with celebs.

Let’s take a look!

1. Gruesome twosome.

Not bad!

2. Gimme two!

There you go!

3. Not once, but twice.

Nailed it.

4. Keep an eye out.

There she is!

5. From a million years ago.

Do you believe in love?

6. A big flex.

And you got a hug!

7. Pretty cool.

Gettin’ down and dirty.

8. A little blurry.

Can’t recapture that one…

9. You get around!

Always ummmm…

10. My two moms.

I think you’re lying to us.

11. That’s called winning!

Who has the better hair?

Okay, now we want to hear from YOU.

In the comments, share some of your own pics with celebs if you have them.

We can’t wait to see them. Thanks!

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Hysterical Memes to Make Your Day

Hey…you…

Go ahead…make my day

Oh, I’m sorry! I wasn’t trying to sound threatening in any way. I just wanted to invite you along for a ride on the meme train!

It’s a magical journey where we laugh at all kinds of totally hilarious memes!

Let’s start now!

1. Now it all makes sense.

He was right this whole time…

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2. You’ll never unsee it.

Oh, Florida, you always seem to surprise us!

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3. I don’t know if I can handle this news right now.

Haven’t we been through enough?!?!

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4. Coming right up!

That’s pretty much all it is.

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5. Do you remember this?

How could you forget?

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6. That didn’t work out very well.

And Christmas was ruined.

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7. The only Venn Diagram you need to study.

Are we clear about this?

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8. Oh, no, you don’t!

No, don’t make me go back into the office!

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9. This seems a little bit obscene for children.

Think about the children!

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10. I thought you knew…

Now I feel like dancing.

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11. This is sad, scary, and hilarious at the same time.

Buckle up, people!

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12. Just go ahead and spin the wheel!

It’s a lot of fun!

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13. Ouch! That looks painful.

Keep your eyes open out there!

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Okay, amigos, now it’s your time to shine.

Please share some more funny memes with us to keep this party going!

Do it in the comments!

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People Talk About Red Flags to Look Out for That Signal You Should Drop a Class

I remember I tried to take Biology 101 not once, but twice, and about two weeks in BOTH TIMES I realized it seemed like I was taking a foreign language class and I decided to drop them.

I don’t know why I bothered the second time…maybe I’m not too bright…

Anyway, you gotta keep your eyes and ears open when you start a class so you can be aware of the warning signs that you should probably get the hell out of there.

What are some red flags that should make you want to drop a class ASAP?

Here’s what people on AskReddit had to say about this.

1. Nope.

“Assigning an unreasonable amount of classwork because, “you should treat my class like your only class.”

That is the only time I ever dropped a class, and after talking to my classmates who stayed in.

I made the right call.”

2. Biased.

“When the lecturer constantly tries to find ways to plug their ideology when it’s tangentially related, at best.”

3. William who?

“I signed up for a Shakespeare course.

In the first class, the professor talked about himself the entire time and didn’t utter the name Shakespeare once.

I dropped it that night and signed up for Chaucer instead.”

4. Oh, great…

“At the end of the semester, I’ll grade all your work and then you’ll see your grade.”

5. Enough of that!

“In art and design classes, if the teacher focuses more on what you write about your art than developing your skills, they have no clue what they’re talking about.

Unless your work ends up in displays and museums (unlikely) then nobody is going to care about the 3 page essay of bullsh*t you made up about metaphors.

Your teacher is just a pretentious *sshole who doesn’t actually know what they’re doing.”

6. Bored to tears.

“When the teacher is really, really f*cking boring and clearly doesn’t give a sh*t.

It’s hard to learn well if you don’t have a teacher that tries to do their job well. Here, it’s not so much about the lesson, more about a teacher who cannot do their job.

It’s good to know things, but in order to teach them well you need more than that.”

7. A real charmer.

“I had a low level math class as a Freshman in college where the professor said we were “retarded” for not being able to get in to a higher level math course, and that he would learn us real good

. Yeah, I knew I was going to major in History, this was just a gen ed requirement.

Dropped that class after a week.”

8. Okay, I’ll leave.

“I had an intro to chemistry teacher write some equation on the board and say, “if you don’t understand what that means, you should leave this class now.”

I thought for a minute, then grabbed my things and left. On the way out he said, “Wow, no one has every actually left.”

My friend who stayed in the class studied his tail off and got a C. He now has a degree in chemical engineering, and still says that particular chemistry class was one of the hardest he’s ever had.”

9. That’s not good.

“The professor starts making v*gina jokes and professing the moral superiority of a specific race.”

10. That sucks.

“Professors that have a clear bias. I had one that wanted to know everyone’s political affiliations. Who they voted for, if they supported a party, etc. That was the first day.

After that she spent the rest of the semester looking at anyone that didn’t tell her who they voted for that they better vote a certain way. Grades reflected this.

My Bio teacher spent a good portion of lecture on tangents about her personal life, her kid, her business. It was pointless to go but attendance counted. Some questions on her exams included her personal sh*t. It was my final semester so I didn’t give a sh*t at that point.

11. Treat me like an adult.

“If the professor has a policy that you automatically fail if you show up late or miss too many classes.

I’m an adult. Sometime stuff comes up with work or my wife. No college class is that important.

Ironically, the professor with that policy was always showing up late and canceling class.”

12. Cashing in.

“”The book is required. I wrote it. It is spectacularly expensive. I update it a little every year, so a used copy will not be adaquate.”

F*cker is getting paid at both ends.”

Okay, now it’s your turn.

In the comments, tell us about the fastest you ever dropped a class.

Let’s see what you got!

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People Admit Their Biggest Flexes That They’ll Never Tell a Soul

I enjoy social media just as much as the next person, but we all know that some people out there use it to toot their own horn just a little bit too much.

Okay, we get it, you made a nice dinner for you and your wife, congratulations.

But some folks out there prefer to keep it humble and on the down low…until now!

People on AskReddit talked about the biggest flexes that will be their secrets forever.

1. Hot wife.

“I secretly enjoy everyone’s shock when they first meet my wife.

I’m not insanely attractive. I’m a nerdy scientist. My wife is a doctor. She’s funny, driven, she’s smarter than me, she’s 5’9” and could very well be a model, in fact she’s been approached numerous times to move to NYC.

We’ve known each other since second grade, started dating in college. My high school/college friends are still baffled that I “casually married the most attractive girl we knew in high school/college”

Because we both have insanely busy schedules, We can go months or years without meeting each other’s’ coworkers. My favorite reaction from mine is “that’s your WIFE?!””

2. Like a ninja.

“When my girlfriend and I worked at the same bar, I threw a coaster at her like a frisbee. It arced over her and like twenty customers only to land perfectly on the neat stack of other coasters like 50 feet away.

It was so f*cking cool but nobody noticed except one customer who I later had to kick out for taking a nap on the bar. No point in telling anybody, but I look back fondly on that moment.”

3. Money for days.

“I have a TON of money.

I’ve always worked “whatever” jobs: restaurant server, retail, etc. boring kinda wage slave stuff. My living expenses are low, studio apartment and just pretty minimal spending. I live a comfortable life just as anyone would with my paychecks. But I got into investing and crypto currency online about 8 years ago and just got lucky. Spread out among multiple investments I’m at almost $8 mil.

Literally just kinda threw some extra money at stuff in the first couple years and was able to make really good returns. I live the same life I always did, almost doesn’t feel like I earned this money at all. No one knows, parents, family, friends. I don’t want anyone I care about to change their perspective of me because I have this money.

Still working a simple job and living in the same studio. I’m comfortable and happy outside of the money.”

4. A whole new person.

“I beat morbid obesity…which spiraled into a violent battle with anorexia, which I also beat…I eventually went on to get into modeling, weight lifting, and more.

Compare pictures of me now, with pictures of me from 5 years ago, with pictures of me from 10 years ago, and they all look like completely different people.”

5. A hard worker.

“I live in poverty. I don’t even have a car.

The retail job I work I bike to several times under several dangerous weather conditions, and on a narrow path alongside a busy road.. also 3rd shift, so black at pitch out. A strong wind storm going against you is the worst, BTW, I’ll take rain and snow over that any day.

I’m also the main worker in two of the most labor intensive departments which involves lifting all your heavy furniture items. And storage.

So often I arrive at work after battling storms and harsh conditions, exhausted. I just turned 37. But I show up more often than my coworkers who enjoy the luxury of a car. In fact, I have a near perfect attendance record.

I don’t think people know how far away I live, literally up in the mountain outside city limits. And my boss, who has never worked with me, gave me the worst performance review last year.. because he asked why things aren’t getting done and I told him I have to stock, back stock, pull from backroom, run cardboard, audit inventory and work price changes.

In 2 departments. Essentially, payroll was pushing labor, cutting hours, and I needed help or resources he couldn’t provide me with. So that was my fault.

I work so d*mn hard.”

6. You’re a hero.

“I pulled over when I saw a house on fire one morning.

Ran over and a woman was crying that her child was inside. I ran into the smoke and fire, down a hallway, followed the crying. Found the child and carried her outside to her mom.

I waited with them until the FD arrived, then left. Was late for work and got yelled at. Didn’t say anything to anyone.”

7. Helping people out.

“I anonymously send care packages from Amazon and drop off boxes of food and necessities to my hourly restaurant employees who are struggling.

I could get in huge trouble for using their personal information in this way, so I’ve never told anyone else, even my own family. I am limited by corporate or owners regarding their pay rates and hours, but I expect I’ve invested well over $3k in this work in the last five years.”

8. That is cool.

“I met Nick Offerman at a book signing and he told me “I’m jealous of your whiskers.””

9. I’m flattered…

“In 2004, an ex NFL cheerleader that I worked with propositioned me for s*x.

Like “hey, we should leave this bar and go have s*x.”

I couldn’t do it because I was secretly sleeping with another coworker who was at the bar with us.”

10. Lifesaver.

“I saved a guys life at a TGI Friday’s while having dinner with my wife.

He was choking on his food and no one else got up to help, so I went over and gave him the Heimlich.

Never experienced an adrenaline rush like that.”

11. Like a king.

“No one will see this, but you guys I’m so good at building forts out in the woods. I love to hike, find a secluded spot, and build myself a campsite.

I’ll make a fort for myself, build a little campfire, cook some ramen, and live for a couple of hours like the king of the forest.”

12. You did the right thing.

“Once while riding my bike to work, I stopped to report a house on fire. The 911 operated asked if anyone was inside, so I nervously approached the front door and heard a “bump”.

I opened the front door and saw an elderly lady collapsed in the hallway. I literally pulled and old lady out of a burning building. I waited with the lady til the fire Dept arrived, then got back on my bike and went to work.”

Now it’s your turn.

In the comments, tell us about the biggest flex that you’ve never told anyone.

We can’t wait to hear your stories!

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