People Talk About Funny Things That Have Happened When Folks Didn’t Turn Their Mics off During Online School

There are positives and negatives to our Zoom universe that we inhabit for the time being.

It makes long-distance meetings and education much easier and you don’t have to commute to an office or a school.

But…it would also be nice to sit in the same room as some other actual human beings once in a while, don’t you think?

Either way, people are still getting used to this new normal and some funny and unexpected things are gonna happen along the way.

What funny things have happened to you when you forgot to turn off your mic? Or maybe someone else did?

Check out these stories from AskReddit users.

1. Don’t disturb Mommy.

“I had to defend my thesis over Zoom and many professors came into the call to watch.

My thesis was about immune response in fish to parasites. One professor joined late and forgot to mute her mic and we got treated to this little gem:

“Shhhh. Mommy is learning about fish parasites, which is what you’ll get if you don’t stop peeing in the koi pond.””

2. Thanks, Mom.

“A girl’s mom: “Who the f*ck you on the computer fo this early in the morning?”

And asking the same thing over and over.

Teacher: “_ I think your mic is on”.”

3. Oops.

“English Zoom call.

Teacher was holding us like 15+ minutes after the period had ended. She said something along the lines of “keep working arduously” and I responded with “if she says arduously ONE MORE TIME I’m going to FLIP A TABLE”

I was not on mute.”

4. So do I…

“When I was doing an online Algebra camp, the teacher forgot to turn off his Mic while we were supposed to be doing some problems.

He said “I f*cking hate math.””

5. Good one!

“I just did 8 hour zoom calls for 7 weeks training for a new project.

On the second week, a man unmutes his call, farts the longest fart I’ve ever heard in my life, then when he finishes, mutes the call. I can see others laughing while muted at his fatal error of thinking he wasn’t muted and so he went to “mute” his call.

I found this to be the highlight of the week, but the following week the guy does it again!!! Honestly the second time I laughed but then started to wonder if it was some kind of power move…”

6. You got a free performance.

“In a math class I was in last year, we were taking a test, which you have to turn your mic on for—their way of trying to prevent cheating.

Some girl apparently forgot that hers was on and started belting out Stand By You by Rachel Platten at the top of her lungs.

It went on for the entire song and she was still humming it when I finished the test and left the call.”

7. At least you laughed.

“I teach for an online university that requires me to conduct a weekly live session.

One morning I was lecturing and a student popped in late. I said, “Hello, (student name)! Thanks for joining us.” She said, “Don’t say my name, b*tch!”, just before she realized her mic was on and turned it off.

I just laughed.”

8. Make yourself comfortable.

“Grade 3 kid stopped in the middle of the class meeting; and took his laptop to the bathroom with him.

He sat on the toilet for the rest of the meeting.”

9. Baby talk.

“I was in a meeting with my class for the first day of school and I forgot to mute myself.

I then proceeded to start noisily baby-talking my cat, who was in my lap at the time.

Embarrassing.”

10. Get it, bro!

“Last week kid in my brothers class forgot his camera was on during the first class and was smoking a giant gas mask bong on his face during the syllabus review.”

11. He blew it!

“Ironically my IT teacher forgot to turn of his mic and camera and proceeded to get in a very heated argument on the phone with his ex-girlfriend who he has a kid with.

Did I mention that she’s also a teacher at our school?

Yeah most awkward 5 minutes of my life before he realized”

12. Hot for teacher.

“During my English class, this one girl forgot to mute herself.

While my teacher was talking, she almost deafened all of us on the Zoom call answering her mother’s questions.

Her mother (from a distance): “What class are you in?”

Her (yelling): English!

Her mother: Oh, the hot teacher?

Her: Yeah that guy

Now, even I’ll admit my teacher is fairly attractive, but it does take it to another level when you get your own mother involved. Thankfully, our teacher is a chill guy and thought the whole thing was just kind of funny, and kind of just gave a general reminder to the class to keep mics muted.

She didn’t say anything for the rest of the class.”

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us about the funny things that you’ve seen and heard on Zoom calls lately.

We can’t wait to hear your stories!

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Memes For Women Who Really Need a Laugh

Hey ladies, and girls, and women, and also all other humans! We’ve got memes! That are funny! Would you like to see them? Well you gotta answer my riddle first.

Actually nevermind, I forgot what the riddle was, I was too busy laughing at these memes, here just look at them.

15. Nailed it

Why must the things we love always go?

Via: The Chive

14. King of the jungle

He knew what was up.

Via: The Chive

13. Don’t get it twisted

And he managed that much after like fifty blunts, so.

Via: The Chive

12. Work it out

Well, that’s enough crunches for today.

Via: The Chive

11. Eye see you

When you just gotta put it all on the line.

Via: The Chive

10. Moral support

Nevermind what he did let’s SKIP TO THE GOOD PART.

Via: The Chive

9. Candid camera

Oh totes no effort, just chillin’ with the besties.

Via: The Chive

8. Celebration time

Why is that second one in front of Christmas wreaths?

Via: The Chive

7. All the single ladies

Nobody looks particularly happy to be here.

 

Via: The Chive

6. The best

Totes agreed.

Via: The Chive

5. The highest compliments

Why thank you, you’ve just made my month.

Via: The Chive

4. The French style

I can’t make it…go on without me.

Via: The Chive

3. The feeling

The sheets just hit the fan.

Via: The Chive

2. Just browsing

HOW is this so effectively terrifying?

Via: The Chive

1. Fixer upper

Hey man at least you’ve got a car.

Via: The Chive

Nothing like a solid meme break.

Which meme made you laugh the most?

Tell us in the comments.

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Great Tweets That the Ladies Will Especially Enjoy

We have some high quality tweets for you today, as always, and while we think just about anyone will enjoy them, women in particular will probably get the biggest kick out of this collection.

And I mean that literally. You will kick your legs around, that’s how funny these tweets are. You will destroy the things in the general vicinity of your legs. Please clear the area of of any pets, children, faberge eggs, normal eggs, or computers.

Because it’s about to be kicky time.

10. The thick of it

Well it never hurts to just check and make sure.

9. Skin deep

I’m a dude and my skin has never looked anywhere near this good.

8. Fake it till you make it

Honestly, me neither.

7. The sky’s the limit

Wait, is this true? *furiously googles*

6. Shave and a haircut

Just wrap yourself in a bunch of blankets and mummy yourself through the cold times.

5. Not my type

There’s all kinds of reasons to wine about it.

4. The big stretch

It’s a great way to start / spend half of your day.

3. Bottomless

Sounds like a billion dollar idea if ever I’ve heard one.

2. Reduce, reuse, recycle

Oh totally, I often wear strange flowers on my clothes to normal events.

1. A hair too fast

I don’t know, we can’t stop it, please help.

Those are some quality tweets right there. Did you get kicking? Is everything around you ok?

How would you rate your reaction to those tweets?

Tell us all about it in the comments.

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Enjoy 10 of the Most Ridiculous Tinder Conversations Ever

Tinder was launched about nine years ago which means soon enough we’ll be marking a decade it’s been with us on this strange little planet and still I can’t quite grasp what it’s all about, or how to navigate it.

Sometimes it seems like a nice way to meet people, other times it handles like a straight-up hookup machine, and still other times it feels like some sort of game to just see who can have the weirdest conversation.

We’re dealing with that last category with this collection of convos.

10. Megan

Oh how the turntables…

9. In the bag

I thought this was an elaborate setup for some sort of wordplay, but nope.

8. Pickup lines

“It’s a match! She already hates you!”

7. Cat’s out of the bag

The man is a master negotiator.

6. So happy

Why are you trying to screw this up, my man?

5. You win

And everybody told ME that my “dumb improv classes” would “make nobody want to date me.”

4. The fun suck

How dare you ruin this for me.

3. The doctor is in

I also find that confusing. Like…what am I supposed to do with this information? How does this influence my actions?

2. Updog

Sometimes the oldest jokes are the worst jokes.

1. Just plane wrong

Pull up, dude, pull up.

Love it or hate it, I think Tinder might be with us for quite a while longer.

What’s been your experience with online dating?

Tell us in the comments.

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Funny Dad-Worthy Memes We Love

My dad isn’t the only one who likes a good pun. We all do. And the cheekier the better.

I consider my sense of humor fairly sophisticated, but even I laughed when I read these.

You’ll be embarrassed to admit you chuckled at this 11 biting pun memes.

1. An innocent misunderstanding

Technically it’s a valid question. He found a loophole and he took it. Not sure they got it, though.

Image Credit: Cheezburger

2. Careful!

This kind of misunderstanding can mess up a career. Is he an undercover cop or just dense?

Image Credit: Cheezburger

3. Harsh reality

Who is running the front desk? My cutthroat colleague? What a way to start the day.

Image Credit: Cheezburger

4. Tree jokes

Speak for yourself. My dog is quiet. This is dad-level pun quality right here, though.

Image Credit: Cheezburger

5. Okay

Another reason to say goodbye to gendered job titles. The redundancy here begs to be mocked.

Image Credit: Cheezburger

6. Shut down with music

This one is for the record geeks who are sick of your crap. That’s right, I’m over it.

Image Credit: Cheezburger

7. Loving tribute

She’ll live to regret trying to hold him back. This will haunt her for the rest of her life.

Image Credit: Cheezburger

8. Practical Name

If Momoa was my last name, I’d mow my lawn just so I could yell this to my neighbors.

Image Credit: Cheezburger

9. Goofball

This chemist is a dad, right? I’d put a ton of money on that.

Image Credit: Cheezburger

10. How mature

See ya. You’re definitely going to jail for this. Maybe it’s for the best.

Image Credit: Cheezburger

11. Specialty: Comedy

He definitely became a doctor so he could tell this joke over and over again.

Image Credit: Cheezburger

What’s the worst joke you’ve ever heard that somehow makes you laugh despite how bad it is?

Let us know in the comments.

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Tinder Memes for Everyone Who’s a Little Tired of the Games

Are you tired of chasing people around in circles on Tinder? Well, you’re not alone.

I mean, I guess you probably ARE alone, and that’s why you’re spending so much time on Tinder, but the broader point I was trying to make is that there are many who commiserate with you. We get it. And in fact, we get it so much that we just gotta meme about it.

Here are some memes for the heartsick and the sick of sh*t.

10. The conundrum

I thought this only counted when it was what *I* wanted.

9. Just keep swimming

They say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but he’s after just one.

8. Dog farm

I’m sorry, does that profile picture feature two of you?

7. Third wheels

I’ve come to bargain.

6. Tall tales

Guess that really says it all, doesn’t it?

5. Matchmaker

Soon we will start a fire and dance in the ashes of the fallen.

4. Costco membership

Ok but why does that date stamp say this picture is from 1998?

3. Bringing home the bacon

Or fish, as the case may be. The easy way.

2. Compare and contrast

You tiny people and your tiny problems.

1. Don’t spoil the endgame

They got Thanos, you get me.

Via: Ah See It

Well, that was a fun romp down dating lane. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to get back to hopeless and furious swiping.

What’s been your experience with dating apps?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes for All the Ladies Out There Who Need a Laugh or Three

Memes are for all of us. And women are everyone. I mean, a part of everyone. Everyone is part woman. For memes. Wait. Let me start over.

*ahem*

These memes are for everybody but you might like them especially much if you’re a woman.

There we go. Got it right that time. Let’s begin.

15. Unimpressive

Just bear with us a moment.

Via: The Chive

14. The million dollar question

I am now realizing to my shame just how little of my media diet comes from women.

Via: The Chive

13. The spot

It’s a secret kind of code, just roll with it.

Via: The Chive

12. By the book

Joke’s on you, those pages are blank.

Via: The Chive

11. Pay respects

If the mascara don’t run, it’s no fun.

Via: The Chive

10. Red alert

Noted, take all the space you need.

Via: The Chive

9. On fire

Just wanted to make sure you were paying attention.

Via: The Chive

8. What a mess

Ah, screw it, I’ve spent too much time on this today already.

Via: The Chive

7. So smooth

I, too, become a naked mole rat.

Via: The Chive

6. Lift me up

A look so iconic and so forgettable.

Via: The Chive

5. Choppy bobs

That’s my new band name.

Via: The Chive

4. All done

Yeah I’d say you pretty much nailed it.

Via: The Chive

3. Periodically

If you’ve got time to lean…I’ll leave you alone.

Via: The Chive

2. Dried up

Don’t even worry about it, it’s fabulous.

Via: The Chive

1. Pity party

Well that sounds…hmm.

Via: The Chive

Did you enjoy those memes? I certainly did.

Which one was the most relatable?

Tell us in the comments.

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Check Out Some of the Best Burns You Probably Haven’t Seen Yet

Hey, there…

Have you seen these burns? If you’re not a doctor, you may not want to, because they are SEVERE.

These are the kinds of burns that are gonna stick with you in a great way, because they’re so so mean and so so sweet to behold. The kinds of internet insults that the entire world wide web was probably created for in the first place, if we had to guess.

Enjoy these solid roasts and bask in the light of the flames.

11. We are the champions of the news

I’m also seeing a little bit of Jason Sudeikis in there but don’t tell him that, he seems like a nice guy.

10. That professorial look

“I find your lack of proper research disturbing.”

9. Change, change, change

Yeah you’re really on a roll with this one, thanks for that.

8. All in the funny family

Looks like you’re well on your way already, kid.

My daughter roasted me for fathers day. I couldn’t be more proud from funny

7. Fish in the sea

Turns out people look different after they’ve spent a bunch of time deliberately styling their hair and makeup. Who knew.

The ratio on this tweet is good, but the replies hidden by the OP were even better from rareinsults

6. That knowing post

Ok look, I came here for a good time.

Getting roasted by urban dictionary from memes

5. Give it away, now

It’s funny because we’re in enormous trouble.

Return to sender from rareinsults

4. Gotta work it

If you know a part time job that pays $50k a year, do let me know.

Only a few shekels from rareinsults

3. Kitten around

Man, Driver just can’t catch a break on this list can he?

They do look alike to be fair from rareinsults

2. Don’t sweat it

“Hey I know you’re struggling to survive a global crisis and everything is terrible but can you forgo one of the only comforts you have to satisfy my sense of superiority? Thanks.”

The best one from this thread from rareinsults

1. Baby, oh

And isn’t one of them Miley Cyrus?

Twins! Or is it triplets? from rareinsults

Well, I gotta go cool off. That’s enough burns for one day.

What’s the best roast you’ve been witness to lately?

Tell us in the comments.

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Things That Millennials Absolutely Can’t Refute

I think we passed the point a while ago where the term “millennial” just became synonymous with “bummer.”

The boomers called us lazy, the Gen Xers tried to be supportive but got confused, and now Gen Z is sitting on Twitter picking apart every prosaic and mundane facet of Millennial existence to drag through the mud.

But for all that, I gotta admit…they’re not wrong.

10. Like a boss

And yet it never quite happens.

9. Who lives in a White House?

Recent events have allowed me to rewatch West Wing with a feeling of general disappointment rather than nauseated despair, so that’s something.

8. Can’t react

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7. Serious business

We’re all still playing grown up games because we know we’ll never actually get there.

6. Get woke

I mean, it’s a decent first step.

5. Tick tock, tick tock

We know what it is, we just don’t understand it.

4. Spread the love

I mean yeah man, that’s the internet.

3. Carb up

Please just allow me this bright spot of happiness, I ask for so little.

2. Paws for reflection

For the record I’ve never been on board with this.

1. What a twist!

You fools, you’ve fallen right into our trap!

Maybe we should just do a rebranding. Some people call us Generation Y, and that seems to confuse folks enough that maybe it’ll just help us blend in. Let’s become the New Coke of ourselves. Nothing else has worked.

What’s the best or worst thing about your generation?

Tell us all about it in the comments.

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This is Why Millennials Can’t Stop Themselves From Doing These Things

Something Gen Z seems to be pretty into lately is dragging Millennials on Twitter. And by dragging, I mean mostly just pointing out banal things that we do in an accusatory tone.

And yanno, that’s fine. I’m here for it. I’ll even add to the conversation, if you want. Our behavior really isn’t quite so baffling once you hear some explanations for where it comes from.

Let’s try doing a bit of that now.

10. A game of tag

We never really got the hang of how to strategically get views so we just throw everything at the wall.

9. My Favorite Murder

We’re so used to witnessing and contemplating corruption and destruction that it’s basically recreational for us now.

8. Back in my day

We’re just reflecting on back when it seemed fun and cool and not like the harbinger of the end of society.

7. Adult content

Because our own adulthoods have been stunted by the failure of a million societal promises.

6. See hear now

If you’d seen the insane change in technology that we witnessed, you’d still be thinking about it too.

5. Say cheese

It’s one of the only affordable ways we can feel sophisticated.

4. Up where the air is rarefied

It’s one of the only affordable ways we can feel luxurious.

3. The grunge

Believe it or not, bad quality photos of people screwing up their lungs was what we were taught was cool.

2. So much winning

We have so few actual wins in life, just let us have this.

1. Booty call

Wait, doesn’t everybooty?

I hope that clears some things up for you.

What’s the best / worst thing about your generation?

Tell us in the comments.

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