Women Confess Secrets They Keep from Men Because They Don’t Think They Can Handle It

It’s a fact of life. We all keep secrets from each other in relationships.

Here’s your chance to hear what some of those secrets are, especially from the other sex. Women of AskReddit share what they keep secret from their men because they just don’t think they’d be able to handle it.

1. Quite a gal

“Honestly, how loud I can fart. I can put many men to shame.”

2. Waterworks

“How much I actually cry. Sad? Cry. Angry? Cry. Super happy? Tears of joy. It’s frustrating most of the time and I don’t want it to be misunderstood as me being irrationally emotional. I can think just fine thank you, my eyes are just leaking.”

3. A serious one

“My eating disorder.

Which makes me feel bad sometimes, in the sense that they think I don’t spend that much time with them during the week because “I’m too busy” with school and work.

Nah, dude. I’m busy starving so that I can eat like a slightly normal person with you on the weekends and not want to kill myself.”

4. Don’t tell

“Sometimes I absolutely HATE my brother in law…he’s generally a decent dude, and has always been sweet to me, but often has “off days” where he says the rudest, stupidest sh-t. He can literally be a fount everlasting of sexist, racist, ignorant comments. Any time he meets a friend of mine he HAS to come out and spew some dumb-ss rudity in their face. I have nearly lost friends over him and am embarrassed to no end.

My husband knows his brother can be an a–, but I think he is somewhat desensitized. (Again, BIL is always very sweet and mild around my husband and I.) BIL has also been my husbands only friend and support when my husband went through multiple surgeries/health scares.

I feel like if I get too honest about the situation my husband will be very shaken. So I keep my mouth shut.”

5. Sensitive

“How insecure I can be, my self doubt, and how much I care.

In my past, men don’t handle my sensitivity very well.”

6. Lifestyle

“I kinda wish I lived in the 50’s because I really like taking care of people, I have so much love to give and I’d make a kick-a– house wife/mom.

I’m not saying anything about gender roles whatsoever. Just that the lifestyle would personally suit me.”

7. Ex flame

“While we were separated for a couple of years, I dated a guy I knew from high school that was the lead singer in a band previously. The band broke up before we even dated, but not before putting out a decent album. We were together for a couple of months, but I broke it off and ended up getting back with my now husband.

I sometimes listen to the album and my husband loves it. (One of the songs is actually a favorite of mine, and I spoke to the guy on the day they recorded the song, in the middle of them recording.)”

8. Okay, not a huge deal

“I don’t wash my bras as regularly as I should.”

9. Sad…

“That I’ve had sex when I didn’t want to have sex, because it seemed a lot easier than saying no. And that I cried afterward.”

10. Assault

“How often women have to deal with sexual assault and sexual harassment.

Not just because I don’t think they an handle it, but I just can’t f-cking deal with all the men who say “oh, it’s not that common, you’re just being hysterical, well if it was so common I’d have heard about it more, etc., whenever you talk about rape I have to bring up how common false accusations and “crying rape” are, and well you should have worn a full mech suit and never gone out after dark if you didn’t want to get assaulted.” “

11. Hairy

“How hairy I truly am. I know body hair is starting to be normalized, but I personally don’t want to just let it go au naturale. Dude, I even shave my toes.”

12. Creepy crawlers

“That I’m terrified of spiders, I keep it a secret because I’m terrified they will try to prank me with spiders or throw spiders at me because they think it’s funny.”

13. True confessions

“Sometimes I suggest watching porn while we have sex because I feel bad that they have to have sex with me. This way they can pretend it’s someone else.

I told my last SO some things I wouldn’t usually tell, he just blew it off, like I’m an idiot for thinking that way. Example: That as a child after a small molestation incident I lost trust in men. and was petrified to be around them. Including my Male family members. If I was alone with them I’d be borderline panic. I’ve managed to get over it with everyone, except my father. He creeps me out sometimes. For no apparent reason.”

14. A struggle

“How much his attempted suicide actually f***ed me up. He’s still struggling pretty badly with it 2 months later and he doesnt need that guilt making it worse. Also how much I dislike when he changes a recipe I was really wanting to try.’

15. The jealous type

“Jealousy issues.

Due to a long and weird complicated issue towards the beginning of our relationship four years ago, I’ve got a knee-jerk reaction to some old female friends of his, and occasional new ones that pop up.

I’m not generally a jealous person. I never have been, and because I know the way my brain works is kind of twisted, it’s not something I bring up or act on too often. Usually the thoughts are fleeting, but if something (or someone) gets under my skin for too long, I’ll mention it so we can talk about it. He knows I ‘can’ get like that once in a while, but I think if he knew how often it really happened, it would bother him.”

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Women Confess Secrets They Keep from Men Because They Don’t Think They Can Handle It

It’s a fact of life. We all keep secrets from each other in relationships.

Here’s your chance to hear what some of those secrets are, especially from the other sex. Women of AskReddit share what they keep secret from their men because they just don’t think they’d be able to handle it.

1. Quite a gal

“Honestly, how loud I can fart. I can put many men to shame.”

2. Waterworks

“How much I actually cry. Sad? Cry. Angry? Cry. Super happy? Tears of joy. It’s frustrating most of the time and I don’t want it to be misunderstood as me being irrationally emotional. I can think just fine thank you, my eyes are just leaking.”

3. A serious one

“My eating disorder.

Which makes me feel bad sometimes, in the sense that they think I don’t spend that much time with them during the week because “I’m too busy” with school and work.

Nah, dude. I’m busy starving so that I can eat like a slightly normal person with you on the weekends and not want to kill myself.”

4. Don’t tell

“Sometimes I absolutely HATE my brother in law…he’s generally a decent dude, and has always been sweet to me, but often has “off days” where he says the rudest, stupidest sh-t. He can literally be a fount everlasting of sexist, racist, ignorant comments. Any time he meets a friend of mine he HAS to come out and spew some dumb-ss rudity in their face. I have nearly lost friends over him and am embarrassed to no end.

My husband knows his brother can be an a–, but I think he is somewhat desensitized. (Again, BIL is always very sweet and mild around my husband and I.) BIL has also been my husbands only friend and support when my husband went through multiple surgeries/health scares.

I feel like if I get too honest about the situation my husband will be very shaken. So I keep my mouth shut.”

5. Sensitive

“How insecure I can be, my self doubt, and how much I care.

In my past, men don’t handle my sensitivity very well.”

6. Lifestyle

“I kinda wish I lived in the 50’s because I really like taking care of people, I have so much love to give and I’d make a kick-a– house wife/mom.

I’m not saying anything about gender roles whatsoever. Just that the lifestyle would personally suit me.”

7. Ex flame

“While we were separated for a couple of years, I dated a guy I knew from high school that was the lead singer in a band previously. The band broke up before we even dated, but not before putting out a decent album. We were together for a couple of months, but I broke it off and ended up getting back with my now husband.

I sometimes listen to the album and my husband loves it. (One of the songs is actually a favorite of mine, and I spoke to the guy on the day they recorded the song, in the middle of them recording.)”

8. Okay, not a huge deal

“I don’t wash my bras as regularly as I should.”

9. Sad…

“That I’ve had sex when I didn’t want to have sex, because it seemed a lot easier than saying no. And that I cried afterward.”

10. Assault

“How often women have to deal with sexual assault and sexual harassment.

Not just because I don’t think they an handle it, but I just can’t f-cking deal with all the men who say “oh, it’s not that common, you’re just being hysterical, well if it was so common I’d have heard about it more, etc., whenever you talk about rape I have to bring up how common false accusations and “crying rape” are, and well you should have worn a full mech suit and never gone out after dark if you didn’t want to get assaulted.” “

11. Hairy

“How hairy I truly am. I know body hair is starting to be normalized, but I personally don’t want to just let it go au naturale. Dude, I even shave my toes.”

12. Creepy crawlers

“That I’m terrified of spiders, I keep it a secret because I’m terrified they will try to prank me with spiders or throw spiders at me because they think it’s funny.”

13. True confessions

“Sometimes I suggest watching porn while we have sex because I feel bad that they have to have sex with me. This way they can pretend it’s someone else.

I told my last SO some things I wouldn’t usually tell, he just blew it off, like I’m an idiot for thinking that way. Example: That as a child after a small molestation incident I lost trust in men. and was petrified to be around them. Including my Male family members. If I was alone with them I’d be borderline panic. I’ve managed to get over it with everyone, except my father. He creeps me out sometimes. For no apparent reason.”

14. A struggle

“How much his attempted suicide actually f***ed me up. He’s still struggling pretty badly with it 2 months later and he doesnt need that guilt making it worse. Also how much I dislike when he changes a recipe I was really wanting to try.’

15. The jealous type

“Jealousy issues.

Due to a long and weird complicated issue towards the beginning of our relationship four years ago, I’ve got a knee-jerk reaction to some old female friends of his, and occasional new ones that pop up.

I’m not generally a jealous person. I never have been, and because I know the way my brain works is kind of twisted, it’s not something I bring up or act on too often. Usually the thoughts are fleeting, but if something (or someone) gets under my skin for too long, I’ll mention it so we can talk about it. He knows I ‘can’ get like that once in a while, but I think if he knew how often it really happened, it would bother him.”

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15 of the Best Insults Without Cursing

Cursing can be pretty darn fun, and cathartic, and it’s often just what the doctor ordered. That being said, there are some situations (mostly involving children and the elderly) where it’s not wise, welcome, or permitted.

For those instances, isn’t it nice to have some insults in your back pocket that sound “clean,” even if they’re definitely not? I think so, and these 15 people have some pretty awesome suggestions.

#15. Maybe.

“Maybe the grass is greener because you’re not over there messing it up”

#14. Twice a week.

“If you were any dumber we’d have to water you twice a week”

#13. How valiant.

“You’re the defender of your own virginity.”

#12. So serious.

“Bless your heart.”

#11. Take that!

“Cotton headed ninny muggins.”

#10. Pretty good comebacks.

“I have red hair and got the “carrot top” insult a lot when I was a kid. When I was 8 a kid on the playground said, “At least I don’t belong in a salad!” And I immediately said, “At least I belong somewhere.”

I’ve had some pretty good comebacks in my life but I’m pretty sure I peaked early with that one.”

#9. One too many.

“The world has one too many of you.”

#8. The one with the catfight.

“I flashed back to that old commerical with the catfight. “You LINT LICKER!”

#7. So creative.

“Shouldn’t you be dumpster diving for ham scraps, you six piece chicken McNobody?”

#6. 15 years later.

“My mom use to be very Christian and refused to swear. One time she was mad at something and she angrily and completely seriously exclaimed “for shiver-me-timbers sakes!!”.

15 years later and it is still an active word in my vocabulary.”

#5. Drill instructor insult.

“My USMC drill instructor told me I was so ugly that I would make a train take a dirt road.”

#4. We’d both be wrong.

“You’re the reason your parents aren’t happy”

“I’d say you could learn from this, but then we’d both be wrong”

#3. Grades and looks.

“Your grades say “Marry rich” but your looks say “Try harder””

#2. Two more legs.

“If you had two more legs, you still wouldn’t be smart enough to find work as a table.”

#1. Through your ears.

“I bet the wind sounds lovely as it whistles through your ears.”

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Grown Ups Admit Things They Wish They’d Known Before Becoming an Adult

Society wants to shame us for not wanting to grow up, so most of us just fake it ’til we make it and learn how to adult eventually. There are so many things no one tells you about being an adult, and most of them are unpleasant to encounter on your own.

These 13+ “grown ups” have no problem confessing the most shocking of stepping stones into adulthood, and chances are you’re going to find yourself nodding along.

#15. Keep learning new things.

“That you continue to learn new things, even into your adult years in the 20s, 30s(where I’m at in age now), etc. For example I didn’t finally get around to learning how to clean my clothes in the laundry, till my 20s. Yeah I know that’s probably a little late, vs. others.”

#14. Health insurance sucks.

“Trying to understand health insurance plans sucks.”

#13. On lunch breaks.

“Even if you get a lunch break with your job, you almost never get to actually take a lunch break.”

#12. Eventually.

“Eventually you’re going to wake up in pain before you even start the day.”

#11. Your heroes.

“Most of your heroes growing up are pretty shitty humans too.”

#10. We are only guessing.

“Nobody really knows what they are doing.

When we are kids adults seems to have all the answers all the time, but we are only guessing.”

#9. Better pay attention.

“Health regenerates automagically when you are young.

Then one day you need to exercise.

If you don’t pay attention, and you miss that day, you Jabba.”

#8. On making friends.

“How hard it is to make friends as an adult.”

#7. No one asks you.

“How it’s expected that on your 18th birthday, you will magically have it all together, you’ll know exactly what you want to do with your life and how you’ll get there, etc. etc. And also how there are all these things you’re “supposed to” do (e.g. graduate from a 4-year college, get a cushy job in your field of study, get married, have babies, etc.), but no one asks you if you want to do any or all of those things, or if you’re happy having done them.”

#6. Money goes fast.

“Money goes fast. I make $240/month 1/4 goes to gas, 1/4 goes to savings, 1/3 goes to my doctors, and the rest goes to my share of groceries. At the end of the month, I’ve got maybe $50 in fun money, if I don’t have unplanned expenses.”

#5. Better off financially.

“How to manage money and credit. Had I known then , what I know now , I would be better off financially.”

#4. What do I have to do?

“How to do taxes. I legit just one day had to be done. What the fuck is this my work is giving me and what do I have to do?”

#3. What you should be doing.

“Society isn’t always and usually isn’t right about what you should be doing with your life. EDIT: a word”

#2. More useful than algebra.

“How things like taxes, mortgages or credit scores work. Would have been way more useful than algebra 2 or geometry. Seen an insta post that speaks to me on a personal level “so happy I learned about parallelograms to prepare me for The upcoming parallelogram season”

#1. It’s going to drag a lot.

“There’s a reason it’s called work. I highly encourage you to find something that you’re pretty good at and you like more days than you don’t but even so it’s going to drag a lot- so maybe try to find a career that feeds you and puts a roof over your head. Most people don’t deeply love their jobs and that’s okay! It is not a moral failing.”

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We Can’t Stop Laughing at These 10+ Horribly Designed Signs

Making a sign seems like a simple task, but you’d be surprised by all the ways it can go wrong. From poor word placement to ridiculous graphic design, things can go bad pretty fast.

Enjoy these 12 signs that are so bad, it’s tough to tell what they’re even trying to say.

1. No questions here.

Photo Credit: Reddit: littlefisch2020

2. Um.

3. Will there or won’t there?

Photo Credit: Reddit: manby

4. My brain hurts.

Photo Credit: Reddit: Citizen_Ken

5. “Men because women…”

Photo Credit: Reddit: verianne

6. Well, we weren’t worried about it until you said something.

Photo Credit: Reddit: ghkddbsgk

7. Either way, I think we’re in trouble.

Photo Credit: Reddit: Lolawolf

8. Is this an endorsement of drugs?

Photo Credit: Reddit: acookie2

9. “YOU ARE NOT OUR TROLLIES.”

Photo Credit: Reddit: INTP36

10. “The Joel With McHale Joel Show McHale.”

Photo Credit: Reddit: NinjaCowReddit

11. Free donations? Nice try, kid.

Photo Credit: Reddit: BossMabel5

12. Hi, Call. Nice to meet you.

Photo Credit: Reddit: QuinnJet

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These 12 Cats and Dogs Can’t Quite Figure Out Who They Are

Do you ever think cats get tired of lounging around all day? Or perhaps dogs get tired of playing fetch? These cats and dogs certainly have, and now they’re caught in the middle of an identity crisis.

1. Both cats and dogs love curling up on a nice table.

Photo Credit: Instagram: @dodgerandfen

2. A cat pawing at the door while their owner leaves.

Photo Credit: Instagram: @britt4584

3. How come cats get all the fun towers?

Photo Credit: Instagram: @sherianne632

4. Perfect fit.

5. This cat loves to play fetch and isn’t afraid of the water either!

Photo Credit: Twitter: @chivassolis

6. Yep, this is my home now.

Photo Credit: Twitter: @CuteEmergency

7. Just look at that tail wag.

Photo Credit: Twitter: @MollyOstertag

8. Couch buddies.

9. Tennis balls aren’t just for dogs anymore.

10. Cat toy? Nah, this is my toy.

11. Out for a walk on a leash.

12. Defender of the armrest.

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You Absolutely Do Not Want to See These 12 Sights on a Monday Morning

Monday is widely agreed to be the worst day of the week. Even when everything goes okay, there’s still a weird stink to Mondays that we can’t quite shake. These people, however, are having extra-terrible Mondays.

1. This makes my soul hurt.

Photo Credit: Twitter: @GrPhobia

2. “Hey boss, I’ll save you some time. I’m fired.”

Photo Credit: AcidCow

3. I hope they’re not using the HOV lane!

Photo Credit: Reddit: TheAndyC

4. “Ah, what a lovely goose. Hold on, what does this sign say?”

Photo Credit: Reddit: MegaFgit33

5. “Sorry, honey, a baboon stole the groceries.”

Photo Credit: Reddit: amazinghacker

6. At least it made for some great photos.

Photo Credit: AcidCow

7. Ouch.

Photo Credit: Pikabu: lulu20

8. If you can afford a car that looks like that, then you can afford to get it cleaned.

Photo Credit: AcidCow

9. Hope everyone at the office is cool with my morning breath.

Photo Credit: Imgur: LadyDildozord

10. Nope.

Photo Credit: AcidCow

11. Annnnnd…I’m going back to bed.

Photo Credit: AcidCow

12. Some days, your breakfast eats you.

Photo Credit: AcidCow

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These 12+ Parents Are Complete Pros When it Comes to Raising Kids

Any good parent will tell you that raising kids ain’t easy. But it certainly helps to have a few tricks up your sleeve. Check out these parents who have reached a whole new level.

1. Give your baby some walls that they’re allowed to draw on.

2. Multitasking at its finest.

Photo Credit: Imgur: Addicted2Groove

3. This looks like a blast.

Photo Credit: Imgur: snarkface

4. Never confuse twins again.

Photo Credit: Twitter: @LeeStrobel

5. Tire out the baby and get a clean floor at the same time.

Photo Credit: BetterThanPants

6. Not getting out of that one.

Photo Credit: Reddit: malleeman

7. When your baby falls asleep on you but you’ve still gotta eat.

Photo Credit: Instagram: jankity_j

8. Shopping may take twice as long, but at least you don’t have to walk.

Photo Credit: Imgur: Addicted2Groove

9. This dad will do anything to make sure his baby stays calm through a photo shoot.

Photo Credit: Imgur: juduma

10. When it’s dad’s turn to do her hair.

Photo Credit: Imgur: Addicted2Groove

11. Did you know you can make “momsicles” by freezing breast milk on pacifiers for your teething tots?

Photo Credit: Blogspot

12. Turn your baby’s old clothes into a quilt.

Photo Credit: Imgur: Skiba

13. A must-have for any kid with an ice cream cone.

Photo Credit: Imgur: tallgirlproblemsareforreal

14. Well played, mom. Well played…

15. Extend your faucet for little hands.

Photo Credit: Blogspot

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15 Baffling Photos We’re Struggling to Understand

Sometimes, this world shows us something that our minds can’t fully comprehend. Still, we can’t help but be intrigued.

This list of photos is chock-full of those feelings, so prepared to be baffled, bamboozled, and straight-up confused.

1. “The shadow of this waiter putting down a plate looks like he’s going to murder me.”

Photo Credit: Reddit: nito522

2. This man on the subway looks like a certain famous physicist…

Photo Credit: Imgur

3. This might look like the view of a distant forest from the top of a cliff, but it’s actually a puddle full of seaweed.

Photo Credit: Reddit: Geo4ever

4. “My muffin looks like my dog.”

Photo Credit: Reddit: The137

5. “Dog-shaped ice cream.”

Photo Credit: Reddit: Penguin4466

6. Is that dog eating his own sign?

7. As if spider webs weren’t spooky enough already…

Photo Credit: Reddit: meistertigran

8. “My beach-scented candle has turned into a scene reminiscent of the beach.”

9. The top of this moth looks like a snowman.

Photo Credit: Reddit: thepriceisrite

10. Believe it or not, this sculpture is made of bronze, not wood.

Photo Credit: Reddit: MrBobMrBob

11. Mushroom or sloth? You decide…

Photo Credit: Reddit: jiyori

12. This moth’s wing looks like the head of a snake.

Photo Credit: Reddit: rodyractive

13. “The old upholstery on this chair makes it look angry.”

14. “This picture I took of 2 swans looks like one swan with a smaller second head.”

Photo Credit: Reddit: Im_DIzE

15. Once you see the tiny hand at the bottom of this corn plant, you can’t unsee it.

Photo Credit: Reddit: emile_b

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These 15+ People Are True Masters of Creativity

When life gives you trouble, you can either accept it, or confront it head on and find a solution. These problems may not be too serious, but that didn’t stop a few clever people from coming up with some creative solutions.

Incredible ingenuity at work, folks:

1. Use a staple remover to get keys on a keyring.

Photo Credit: Imgur

2. For when your toddler keeps trying to hop in the shower with you…

Photo Credit: Reddit: B_Geisler

3. Wax crayons make great candles in a pinch.

4. You can use toilet paper packaging as trash bags for large trash cans. Grocery bags also work great for smaller ones.

Photo Credit: Reddit: BalkiB

5. “How to fight hot weather: Choose your shirt pattern, insert ice pack gels, freeze overnight, ride the heatwave!”

Photo Credit: Imgur

6. Pour peroxide on old stains, then iron them to remove.

7. “My husband just told me that the coffee cardboard thingy is universally sized to help you carry 2 cups at once.”

Photo Credit: Twitter: @thenoobwife

8. Heat store-bought donuts at home.

Photo Credit: Twitter: CitizensSci

9. “I just found my new part-time office! I put my iPad inside a cooler so I could work in the pool!”

Photo Credit: Reddit: doodlebopsy

10. “Heat shrink tubing has kept this alive for 2 years.”

Photo Credit: Reddit: DRAWKWARD79

11. Trash bags can be used to transport clothes with ease when moving.

Photo Credit: Reddit: unlimitedmtndew

12. Tired of hotel curtains always staying open just a little bit?

Photo Credit: Reddit: Boedarc

13. “Took some leather cleaner and a drill scrubby to my beige leather couch and got awesome results.”

Photo Credit: Reddit: heytani

14. Instead of paying for a fancy banana hook, attach one to the bottom of your cabinets.

Photo Credit: Imgur

15. Place ice trays in the freezer and then fill them from a water bottle. This helps prevent spilling.

Photo Credit: Reddit: BoboftheDead84

16. Finally, build yourself a chip holster out of tape and a plastic bag.

Photo Credit: Reddit: oldtywhit

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