People Reveal What Names Have Been Ruined For Them Forever and Why

Names are one of those rare things that can be ruined forever just because of one person. I’ll keep mine to myself (I have several) but I know exactly where these AskReddit users are coming from.

1. Mackenzie

“I’ve met so many Mackenzies and all but one of them have been huge jerks.”

2. Elsa

“Elsa. two years before the movie came out I was browsing baby names and wanted an old-time classy girls name that wasn’t used much anymore… Brave took Meredith off the table for me, but I though Beverly could be OK (my grandmother’s name) But then a customer (sweetest old lady) came in with the name Elsa and I was SOLD.

Frozen came out while I was Pregnant. Luckily I had a boy, because I didn’t find another girls name I liked as much.”

3. James

“When I was in 1st grade there was this troubled kid named James that would fight all the other children, steal things (like their lunches), and even started a fire in the bathroom. In hindsight, he probably needed a lot of help – but back to the point of OPs question. My GF suggested the name James for our upcoming son. Yeah, I had to put a stop to that one.”

4. Nevaeh

“Nevaeh. Ruined by EVERY mother who names their kid this including “It’s ‘heaven ‘ spelled backwards” EVERY time they tell you their name. Like, yeah, I got that in 2007 when the trend started.”

5. Hahaha

“My name, which I’ve had for 33 years, is Michael Scott. I was a supervisor for ~20 employees at a call center during the height of a certain TV shows popularity. I hate my name and all cringe comedy.”

6. Daniel

“Daniel.

I work with the special ed population. I’ve met a lot of different types of kiddos, most of which are awesome. However, Daniel was a pain. He always got what he wanted. He was conniving and charming when it benefitted him. He would upset other students so they would hit him, and then he would report them for hitting him. He thrived in chaos. Trying to work with him, he was a nightmare. We all said a little prayer of thanks when he didn’t show up for school, bc we knew we’d be having a calm day.”

7. William

“William because it was the name of my husband who cheated on me for 5 months after barely two years of marriage. It stung more when I found out he started the affair three months after I had a miscarriage.”

8. Lots of these around

“Am a nurse in L&D. We still hand write out the names on the bassinets. I swear to God I write out a name with -ley, -lei, -leigh, -lee, -lynn, -lin, -linn, or -line AT LEAST once a week. The ones that pissed me off the most were Bristolynn and Finley. Like why? It’s so hard not to cringe at some of the names people give their children.”

9. Connor

“Connor. Two Connors in my high school were absolute jerks. Another was a crazy stalker. And another burned down his own house with his mom in it, so I’ve heard. Only met one nice Conor (without the double n). Connors are certified crazy.”

10. Two of ’em

“Ashley -> Every single one I’ve met is a self absorbed cow.

Lydia-> crazy self absorbed family member who has single handedly broken up the family.”

11. Isis

“My name, which is Isis; it’s pretty self-explanatory. It sucks because every time I hear my name called out, I either hear people whisper around me or I often get stared at. I don’t want to go through the hassle of changing my name legally, so I guess I have to suck it up and live with it.”

12. That’s too bad

“Brett.

That’s my sons name. my own sons name was ruined because my wife was f*cking a dude name Brett. And to top it off, my son’s name was chosen partially because it was one of the few we could come to an agreement on and is partially based on the dude she was f*cking (her co-worker’s son).”

13. All of them

“Jaxon. They’re all assholes I’m an elementary school teacher and I have seen the evidence. ALL of them.”

14. Good old Dick

“Richard, specifically ones from Northern ireland. The first one f*cked with me emotionally, the second one gave me chlamydia. No more Richards!”

15. Ben

“My ex’s name is Ben and it was a bad breakup. Every single tv show has a character named Ben. I hate it.”

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12+ People Share Weird Family Quirks That They Have

Every family is weird in their own way. They have their own particular quirks that don’t make much sense to anyone else.

In this AskReddit thread, people share the strangest quirks that their family shares.

1. Card tricks

“We always get each other cards for holidays and birthdays, but we make them the stupidest or most unrelated card possible. Like my mom gave me a card for my 18th birthday that was all about how she was proud of the strong black man that I had become… I’m white.

My mom had gallbladder surgery and me and my brother got her a bunch of “It’s a girl!” balloons. Lots of confused nurses asking us if we were looking for the maternity ward.

We also try to get weird things written on cakes. “Sorry About the Test Results” was one that we thought was hilarious. “It was only a mole.” was another. A lot of people don’t get it. I have tried extending it beyond my family. I got my friend a “Happy Bat Mitzvah” card for her wedding. She was really confused and told me that neither her or her husband were Jewish (they also weren’t turning 13).

However, in college I had an Australian roommate and he had to have his appendix removed. I pulled the same stunt and got him a bunch of “It’s a Boy” balloons. He said it was the funniest s*** he had ever seen. All those balloons and confused doctors and nurses.”

2. You’ve been warned

“The double-clap butt-slap warning.

For quite a while, my large family found it highly entertaining to playfully slap each others’ butts. It was somewhere between football players’ “we swear this is manly” and “that actually kind of hurt a little”.

Well, we decided that fair warning was in order, so that we had a chance of evading. This consisted of clapping twice. Sometimes a fast clap, clap and tap in what felt like one smooth motion, but probably looked spectacularly ridiculous. Sometimes a slow, meaningful clap…clap… Wait for it… SLAP.

We started just randomly clapping twice without a clear shot, hoping the other person would forget about it by the time we had a chance. We had to set what amounted to a statute of limitations on the time from first clap to slap. 5 minutes, if I remember correctly.

By then, we’d clap just to watch our siblings jump. Endless entertainment. We still do it now and then. The oldest is over 40, youngest mid-twenties, and the next generation (17 down to infant) has no idea what to think of it.

I could probably think of dozens more, but this one came to mind first.”

3. Sounds kind of stressful

“About 25 percent of my family has hearing loss, and can’t hear certain frequencies. So we are always yelling at each other.”

4. I like the sound of that

“If we are all at home together we sit down twice a day for an hour to drink tea. At 10 am and 4 pm. The retirees do this every day.”

5. Bloodlines

“My grandad was a very forceful character, and also a very bright man. Whenever anyone did anything smart he’d say “He/she got that from me.” He died ten years ago, but we still reference that when something good happens, but through osmosis it now has spread to non-blood relatives and inanimate objects. My cousin’s kid does a good drawing? Yup, got that from Opa Herman. My cousin’s wife gets promoted? Clearly thanks to Opa Herman. My car goes through the MoT no problem. Opa Herman!”

6. A good one

“Whenever we drop someone off at their house at night, we have them flicker on and off the front porch light to signal they are okay (in case of an intruder).

Edit: I realize this isn’t necessary effective. That’s why it’s more of a quirk or tradition.”

7. Alex Trebek would approve

“Jeopardy every night. We always set it to record because sometimes we don’t have time to watch it when it airs. Now we don’t give the answer in the form of a question or keep score, it’s not that extreme, but the person that gets final jeopardy gets high fives. When I’m away at school my mom texts me the final jeopardy question so I still get to play a little when I’m away.”

8. Good dogs!

“Once my younger sister stopped believing in Santa (around 15 years ago) my parents starting making our Christmas presents from dogs that we knew – our dog, our cousin’s dog, our neighbor’s dog.

I think on this particular Christmas Eve, Mum and Dad were delirious and thought it would be funny, and it has stuck. My parents now have 3 chickens and they do all our Christmas shopping each year, apparently.

Edit: to clarify – the presents were made out to be given from dogs we knew. They were none the wiser as to what they got us.”

9. Imitation

“My brother and I were born in Scotland but immigrated to Canada at a young age. Neither of us have accents like our parents, but over time we have learned to imitate to perfection. Any time we are joking with my parents, mocking them or asking for something we use thick Scottish accents and slang. Also talk to our dog STRICTLY with an accent.”

10. FHB

“When more guests arrive than expected, mom uses a secret code for me and dad, that is- FHB (Family Hold Back).

This is done so that we eat less, and the extra unexpected guests don’t run out of food.”

11. G’night

“You have to say goodnight to everyone in the house before you go to bed. If they’re already asleep, you have to say it outside of their door just in case they may still be awake to hear it. I never thought anything of this until I spent the night at my ex’s house and I wanted to say goodnight to his roommates. I seriously thought everyone did this.”

12. Bad singing

“Any time it is someones birthday we purposefully sing as badly as we can. It is hilarious. My mom usually ends up aggressively coughing because she thinks that is funnier than singing.”

13. What’s that smell?

“At Christmas we sniff the presents before opening them. I don’t know why and most of the time they just smell like wrapping paper. It’s been going on for over 20 years now.”

14. Put that in the Mctainer

“Until I was 23 I thought Tupperware was called “Mctainers” instead of containers. My parents still have never justified why they have always only called them that to the point I still slip up and call them Mctainers regularly.”

15. Traditions

“We bring a sock monkey everywhere we go on vacation and take pictures of it in front of monuments, signs, etc. My mom is really the one keeping the tradition alive though.”

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15 of the Most Desperate Things People Have Done When They Had No Money

There’s nothing fun about being broke. Except for the moment when you finally get some money. But until then, you’ve gotta get creative to make ends meet.

These AskReddit users have been there, and they were nice enough to share their personal stories about the brokest things they ever did.

1. That is pretty bad

“I’d almost ran out of money in my bank account with no overdraft and it got so bad then I wanted something to eat from the supermarket so I picked a banana. But then had to put it back and pick up a smaller banana cause I couldn’t afford the bigger banana.”

2. Scraping by

“I had just started a new job after barely scraping by with my old one. There was a lapse in paychecks so I was super-extra-broke. At the orientation for the new gig they had snacks – granola bars, chips, fruit, etc. – so I stocked up. Grabbed a few when people weren’t looking or tried to be the first in/out of the room so I could sneak more into my purse.”

3. Desperate

“I remember one time when I was little my mom went into a Wendy’s or something like that and grabbed some crackers and ketchup for me and my brother to eat from the condiment section. That was pretty bad times. I’m just glad I can barely remember it. Lol.”

4. Pretend camping

“Told the kids we were going to pretend to be camping for a few days. Lit candles, cooked food on the grill, opened the windows at night and took cold showers for 3 miserable days to get to the next payday because my now ex was terrible at handling money and we didn’t have enough to pay the damn electric bill.

Kids thought it was great.”

5. Dumpster diving

“I’m pretty sure that for about 4-6 months around the time I was 8, our meals were coming from my step-dad dumpster diving at the local Safeway. At one point I can remember him breaking down emotionally when we came home one day and someone had left three bags of groceries in our driveway right before Thanksgiving.”

6. Hard times

“I was homless in Las Vegas for a summer after a series of ridiculous events, capped off by the guy I had paid 3 months advanced rent to getting arrested for fraud and the landlord kicking us out.

I managed to get room key cards for several of the hotels in Las Vegas that people had thrown away. Then I’d stay up all night, and sleep in one of the chairs at the pool during the day. You had to show a key card to get into the pool area, but once you were in they didn’t pay much attention that what you did. The pool at the Paris had a handicapped bathroom you could lock, so I’d “shower” in there.

I managed to survive through the summer on about $20 without stealing or begging. It probably helped that I was an early 20s white guy in decent clothes, I got away with a lot.”

7. Rough

“Sold plasma twice weekly to pay for food. Got my student id renewed a month after I was kicked out of school because it doubled as a free bus pass I still cant believe that worked. Popcorn was an intergrel part of my diet at the time because it was dirt cheap.

Summer 2011 was rough but now im much better off.”

8. Flat broke

“Put a paper plate in the sink to be washed.

Was at a friend’s house for D&D and we had some BBQ before hand. Getting cleaned up and I, on reflex, put my paper plate in the sink. Later that night, my friend noticed and says, “Which of you broke mother f*ckers put this in the sink?!”

It was me. I was the broke mother f*cker.”

9. Shoes!

“When I was in college I found a pair of thrown out shoes in front of an apartment. They were soaking wet but otherwise new and were my size. I took them home, washed them in the sink, dried them out, and wore them for two years.

I was that broke my shoes had holes in them, so I wasn’t going to let free shoes go away….”

10. Good tip

“Restaurants typically have huge trash bags that take a long time to fill up. This means that dumpster diving is almost guaranteed to be disgusting. But did you know that if you wait till the end of a shift (10am, 2pm, 6pm, 10pm, and 2am) most places will have emptying the trash as an end-of-shift duty? And if you keep an eye out, you can grab food off the top of the bag that’s still pretty much fresh?

Because I know that.”

11. Gone fishin’

“In college, I would go fishing to catch trout for dinner. Not because it was fun, but I wouldn’t eat otherwise.”

12. Roughing it

“Lived out of my car and bought a $10/per month gym membership to Planet Fitness just so I could shower every day.”

13. Leftovers

“When I was a waitress, if someone didn’t want to take their leftovers home, I’d hide in the freezer in back and eat the remaining food left by strangers.”

14. A bad memory

“I ate a $1 can of cold “chunky” soup with a plastic spoon, while sitting in my car in the WalMart parking lot, in mid-winter in the dark, crying because I was poor and new to the area and had no friends. That was a Christmas Eve to remember.”

15. Act of kindness

“Was buying tampons from the dollar store and my card was declined. Nicest cashier ever just told me it’s okay and to go ahead. Super embarrassing.. I’m still a regular at that location.”

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These 20+ Food Facts Will Speak to Your Soul

There are facts, and then there are truths. These are food facts that echo deeply in your soul, despite not being logical or “scientifically proven.” Science, schmience.

Here are 23 food truths that will resonate on the deepest level:

23. This mac and cheese is vastly superior to those other versions of mac and cheese

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22. Gatorade from this bottle tastes better

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21. Clearly, the superior chicken nugget

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20. Other people’s food tastes better

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19. Avocado is a tricky beast

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18. Night cereal > morning cereal

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17. Not all water tastes the same

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16. Glass bottle Coke is the best

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15. This is the best way to hide a meal that was “fine”

 

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14. Restaurant ranch is better

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13. Clearly, these are the best cookies

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12. The best Mexican food comes in this container

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11. This is the only way to eat string cheese

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10. Sliced fruit is the best way to eat fruit

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9. Same day spaghetti is good. Next day spaghetti is better.

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8. There’s no such thing as too much garlic

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7. Spinach, man

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6. This Coke may be even better than Coke from a glass bottle

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5. Cut your sandwich into rectangles? Blasphemy! Everyone knows triangles taste better.

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4. M&Ms are good. Mini M&Ms are better.

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3. Forget the cups. Holiday-shaped Reese’s are the best.

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4. Oreos with white frosting are for amateurs

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1. Those fries at the bottom of your bag? They’re the best ones.

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You knew all this already, though – right?

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Introverts Will Love These 20 Tumblr Posts about Being an Introvert

Calling all introverts!

It’s okay…you can stay inside. But please promise me that you’ll at least enjoy these Tumblr posts.

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And all the introverts in the room nodded their heads.

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12+ Memes That Lazy Folks Will Appreciate

Are you lazy and not afraid to show it? Does your free time consist of eating, sleeping, drinking, and then starting the whole process over again?

If so, these memes were made just for you. Enjoy them (when you’re not sleeping, eating, or drinking…).

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Happy relaxing!

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These 19 Tumblr Posts About Animals Are Quite Amusing

Take my word for it, every one of these posts about animals is hilarious.

I promise.

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Wasn’t I right? Hilarious!!!

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20 Real Tweets That’ll Have You Nodding Your Head in Agreement

If you’re anything like me, you could use some real talk in your life.

Well, today is your lucky day. Be prepared to get real.

1. It will

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2. Because then we won’t eat so many

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3. …sometimes

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4. So much power

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5. Be kind to yourself! Or not.

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6. Don’t we all?

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7. Stuff could have happened

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8. FOR REAL

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9. Soup a doup

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10. Truth

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11. Also truth

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12. Oh god…

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13. Good call, Blaine

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14. LOL

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15. Every week

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16. The only one they need

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17. I don’t know what shiplap is

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18. Whoa…such flattery

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19. Accurate

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20. Yuuup

Are those real or what?

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Millennials Will Stand up and Applaud at These Tweets About Baby Boomers

The baby boomer vs. millennial conflict rages on. Both sides think the others are clueless and to blame for all of society’s ills.

It’s actually very amusing and at least we’re all getting good memes and tweets out of it.

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So who’s gonna come out on top in this war of words?

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These 12+ Stressed out Dads Finally Understand How It Feels to be a Mom

These dads might be in over their heads!

They’re so stressed out that they’re approaching mom levels of anxiety. Let’s keep an eye on these folks…

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Let’s all agree to give dads (and mom) a bit of a break, okay?

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