10+ Totally Accurate Jokes About Target

I know it, you know it, we all know it…Target is the best.

So let’s enjoy some funny jokes about our favorite store, shall we?

1. Mom knows best

Photo Credit: Twitter

2. About to get schooled

Photo Credit: Tumblr

3. Make it rain

Photo Credit: Twitter

4. This is real life

Photo Credit: Twitter

5. Can’t stop, won’t stop

Photo Credit: Instagram

6. Out of body experience

Photo Credit: Instagram

7. That’s a good feeling

Photo Credit: Instagram

8. Can’t just buy one thing. Ever.

Photo Credit: Tumblr

9. Jackpot!

Photo Credit: Twitter

10. Discounts

Photo Credit: Tumblr

11. Ain’t that the truth

Photo Credit: Tumblr

12. Try out the product

Photo Credit: Tumblr

13. Couldn’t resist

Photo Credit: Tumblr

14. It’s just like wizardry

Photo Credit: Tumblr

Happy shopping!

The post 10+ Totally Accurate Jokes About Target appeared first on UberFacts.

October 15, 2018

These 15+ Random Things Are 100% True

I come bearing truth!

Honestly, these things should probably be considered facts because there is no way you can dispute their truth.

1. Always tired

12 pm: tired
2 pm: tired
5 pm: tired
8 pm: tired
2 am: https://t.co/2xreHiOKuH

— (@lowkeyclutch) September 29, 2018

2. I agree!

Photo Credit: Twitter

3. We can all relate

Photo Credit: Twitter

4. “It’s a really easy password”

Photo Credit: Twitter

5. Powerful

Photo Credit: Twitter

6. “Oh I like this one”

Photo Credit: Twitter

7. That’s true

Photo Credit: Twitter

8. A vicious cycle

Photo Credit: Twitter

9. Yes!

Photo Credit: Twitter

10. Change up your look

Photo Credit: Twitter

11. You need order

Photo Credit: Twitter

12. It sure is

Photo Credit: Twitter

13. I can

Photo Credit: Twitter

14. This is your 20s

Photo Credit: Twitter

15. There’s a lot of stuff down there

Photo Credit: Twitter

16. Cousins are strange…

Photo Credit: Twitter

I bet you feel a little more enlightened now. You’re welcome.

The post These 15+ Random Things Are 100% True appeared first on UberFacts.

October 15, 2018

These 18+ Designers Should Consider a Career Change

Let these people be examples of what NOT to do if you want to have a career in design.

Yikes…

1. Didn’t think that one through

Photo Credit: Imgur

2. At least it’s only a buck

Photo Credit: Imgur

3. Please don’t drink that

Photo Credit: Imgur

4. Looks safe

Photo Credit: Imgur

5. Bike friendly city

Photo Credit: Imgur

6. Just add milk

Photo Credit: Imgur

7. Try not to get those two confused

Photo Credit: Imgur

8. Don’t go outside

Photo Credit: Imgur

9. What are those supposed to be?

Photo Credit: Imgur

10. He’s a pro!

Photo Credit: Imgur

11. Smoking First

Photo Credit: Imgur

12. Almost there

Photo Credit: Reddit

13. Looks like Sloth from The Goonies

Photo Credit: Imgur

14. Which floor again?

Photo Credit: Reddit

15. Make some new friends

Photo Credit: Reddit

16. I’m confused

Photo Credit: Reddit

17. Not a good color (or design) choice

Photo Credit: Reddit

18. Yikes

Photo Credit: Imgur

19. Then what are they?!?

Photo Credit: Reddit

20. Yummy!

Photo Credit: Reddit

Time to update the old resume…

The post These 18+ Designers Should Consider a Career Change appeared first on UberFacts.

October 15, 2018

We Want to Be Friend With These 15+ Hilarious Drunks

Everyone knows the best kind of drunks are fun drunks…and the ones on this list definitely look like fun!

After reading this, you’ll want to become friends with these ladies and gentlemen.

1. I like this one

Photo Credit: Twitter

2. Not sure if that’s English, but okay

Photo Credit: Twitter

3. Granny partyin’

Photo Credit: Twitter

4. Whatever works

Photo Credit: Twitter

5. That’s not your clock, buddy

Photo Credit: Twitter

6. That’s brave

Photo Credit: Twitter

7. Drama’s fun if it doesn’t involve you

Photo Credit: Twitter

8. It’s a nightly occurrence

Photo Credit: Twitter

9. A nice one

Photo Credit: Twitter

10. I’m right next to you

Photo Credit: Twitter

11. Looks like a good time

Photo Credit: Twitter

12. A real keeper

Photo Credit: Twitter

13. Genius move

Photo Credit: Twitter

14. LOL

Photo Credit: Twitter

15. This sounds like a blast

Photo Credit: Twitter

16. Split personality

Photo Credit: Tumblr

Now I have to track these people down on Facebook so I can befriend them.

The post We Want to Be Friend With These 15+ Hilarious Drunks appeared first on UberFacts.

October 15, 2018

These 12 People Seriously Need to Get a Clue

Believe it or not, the people on this list really exist.

As if the world wasn’t weird enough as is, it seems to be getting weirder each day…

1. She needs a remedy

Photo Credit: Reddit

2. Evolution

Photo Credit: Facebook

3. Wrong flag

Photo Credit: Reddit

4. Interesting life choice

Photo Credit: Reddit

5. Surprise!

Photo Credit: Reddit

6. It works! (It doesn’t).

Photo Credit: Reddit

7. Oh no, not one of those

Photo Credit: Reddit

8. Truth bomb

Photo Credit: Facebook

9. Weed made him do it

Photo Credit: Facebook

10. History lesson

Photo Credit: Facebook

11. I don’t think that’s correct

Photo Credit: Facebook

12. Wrong

Photo Credit: Facebook

See what I’m talking about?

The post These 12 People Seriously Need to Get a Clue appeared first on UberFacts.

October 15, 2018

20 Funny Tweets Just For Dads

Dads, this article is specifically for all of you.

You need a break from raising those little angels, so take it now and smile from ear to ear.

1.

Photo Credit: Twitter

2.

Photo Credit: Twitter

3.

Photo Credit: Twitter

4.

Photo Credit: Twitter

5.

Photo Credit: Twitter

6.

Photo Credit: Twitter

7.

Photo Credit: Twitter

8.

Photo Credit: Twitter

9.

Photo Credit: Twitter

10.

Photo Credit: Twitter

11.

Photo Credit: Twitter

12.

Photo Credit: Twitter

13.

Photo Credit: Twitter

14.

Photo Credit: Twitter

15.

Photo Credit: Twitter

16.

Photo Credit: Twitter

17.

Photo Credit: Twitter

18.

Photo Credit: Twitter

19.

Photo Credit: Twitter

20.

Photo Credit: Twitter

The post 20 Funny Tweets Just For Dads appeared first on UberFacts.

October 15, 2018

20 Tweets That Will Make You Laugh, Or You Have No Soul

If for some reason you don’t laugh at these 20 tweets, I want you to visit your local physician and have him take a look at your funny bone. Because these tweets are FUNNY, with a capital F.

Understood?

1. I really hope that’s not true

Photo Credit: Twitter

2. Inspiration

Photo Credit: Twitter

3. Oh f*ck

Photo Credit: Twitter

4. I agree 100%

Photo Credit: Twitter

5. Going above and beyond

Photo Credit: Twitter

6. Watch what you say

Photo Credit: Twitter

7. Hey-o!

Photo Credit: Twitter

8. I’ll watch it

Photo Credit: Twitter

9. We’ve come a long way…sort of

Photo Credit: Twitter

10. Blockbuster

Photo Credit: Twitter

11. Talkin’ trash

Photo Credit: Twitter

12. I can’t wait to read this essay

Photo Credit: Twitter

13. Uh oh

Photo Credit: Twitter

14. Nice guys

Photo Credit: Twitter

15. Hidin’ out

Photo Credit: Twitter

16. Sounds fascinating

Photo Credit: Twitter

17. Yeeeeeaaaahhhh

Photo Credit: Twitter

18. Trade off

Photo Credit: Twitter

19. Time to break the bad news

Photo Credit: Twitter

20. Impressive

Photo Credit: Twitter

You laughed, didn’t you?

The post 20 Tweets That Will Make You Laugh, Or You Have No Soul appeared first on UberFacts.

October 15, 2018

15+ Memes for the Junk Food Lover

Man, do I love me some fast food and junk food every now and then.

Here are 20 memes for all my fellow junk food lovers out there.

1. Losers…

Photo Credit: someecards

2. Yep

Photo Credit: someecards

3. Same page, cat buddy

Photo Credit: someecards

4. Cause it’s awesome?

Photo Credit: someecards

5. That’s the luckiest dog I’ve ever seen

Photo Credit: someecards

6. I jogged a lot today…

Photo Credit: someecards

7. Eh, just do it.

Photo Credit: someecards

8. Separate dessert stomach

Photo Credit: someecards

9. Really, pizza is just a tomato salad with croutons beneath and cheese on top

Photo Credit: someecards

10. Square pizza ≠ good

Photo Credit: someecards

11. At least I have fries

Photo Credit: someecards

12. Sneaky clever

Photo Credit: someecards

13. We’ve all been here

Photo Credit: someecards

14. A solid attitude towards life

Photo Credit: someecards

15. Pure bliss

Photo Credit: someecards

16. They’re amazed, you’re amazing

Photo Credit: someecards

17. Smell that salty air

Photo Credit: someecards

18. In costume, too

Photo Credit: someecards

19. Miracle of miracles!

Photo Credit: someecards

20. We all need dat

Photo Credit: someecards

I think a trip to the local White Castle is now in order.

The post 15+ Memes for the Junk Food Lover appeared first on UberFacts.

October 13, 2018

Ever heard of the saying “baking is a science and cooking is an art?” Both of these are definitely skills, and for most people, they improve with practice. Let’s hope the people responsible for the photos below have improved.

T hese 12 people went way beyond a screw up and into a massive fail worthy of internet shame. Just take a look!

#12. I guess not everyone knows that microwave safe and stovetop safe are not the same thing.

Image Credit: Instagram

(Hand covering face emoji)

#11. I honestly didn’t think it was possible to make pizza unappetizing.

Image Credit: Instagram

I’m sorry, no.

#10. When you just scrape it together and tell yourself it’s fine while you cry and watch Netflix.

Image Credit: Instagram

Eh, still looks pretty good to me.

#9. Sometimes creativity can turn out a bit scarier than you intended.

Image Credit: Buzzfeed

I mean, they still sort of look like chicks? Sort of?

#8. Chicken nuggets with a side of melted pan.

Image Credit: Buzzfeed

Really would’ve loved to have understood the plan here.

#7. Wasting nachos is an unpardonable offense.

Image Credit: Instagram

I can’t even begin to figure out what happened here.

#6. I’m more intrigued than I probably should be.

Image Credit: Instagram

…What eggs did those come from?

#5. How even…?

Image Credit: Instagram

This person’s got a lot of ‘splainin’ to do.

#4. A lesson in how cute can turn sad so quickly.

Image Credit: Instagram

At least they were together when they perished.

#3. Not so fast, sir.

Image Credit: Instagram

Well, you got the cheese part right…

#2. I bet this person is ordering out from now on.

Image Credit: Instagram

Why is everyone so afraid of cookie sheets?!

#1. There goes the assumption that “anyone” can make a grilled cheese.

Image Credit: Instagram

Maybe they were going for a Trump impression?

May your smoke detectors all be in working order!

The post 12 Ridiculous Kitchen Fails appeared first on UberFacts.

October 13, 2018

20 Times Kids Got an ‘A’ For Effort Getting an ‘F’

Some kids, even though they failed miserably in school, get an A+ in my book. If you’re gonna do really bad on a test or an assignment, you might as well excel at it, right?