Karma Got These Four Young People Who Weren’t Behaving at a Restaurant

Some kids just don’t learn from their parents (or others) how to behave when they go out to eat in a public place.

And four young kids who didn’t like where they were seated got a bit of a lesson about courtesy at an establishment.

Let’s see what happened.

Sweet poetic karma for 4 whiny pre-teens who didn’t like their table.

“About a year ago I remember the restaurant I used to work in, a notable sports bar was playing a VERY important football match.

Arguably the most important of the season.

2 months prior to the match we were getting calls for reservations and by the final week we had every table booked. Now something you should know about our restaurant is that it is set up quite oddly. Some tables have a better view of our TVs whereas others don’t. That’s compensated somewhat by the availability of two pull down projector screens.

Anyway, this particular story relates to such a table. If you imagine walking into this restaurant, the table is facing horizontally to the nearest TV. So, without the projector screen there would be two guests with their backs to the action.

Then arrives the guests, everything seems to be going fine. They arrive early, and I take them to their table. The lead of the group, let’s call him Chad obviously isn’t that much impressed.

Chad: How the f*ck are we supposed to watch the TV?

Frankly I’m a little bit taken aback by his language, but given its game day and its understandably frustrating (from his point of view he probably isn’t aware of the projector screen).

Me: Well, we do-

That’s when he interrupts.

Chad: Can we sit over there?

He’s pointing to a 8 seater booth. I know why – it’s because it has arguably the best view of our biggest TV. Nevertheless, his is a 4 man booking and that 8 seater is obviously already booked.

Me: That table is booked, as is every other-

And again with another interruption.

Chad: Well f*cking put someone else here. We want to sit there.

Baring in mind his 3 other mates are silent throughout. In retrospect they are all arguably so much more polite than this bag of pus.

Me: Well that wouldn’t be fair, now would it? Now if you let me explain-

Chad: No f*ck this and f*ck you. I’ll take my money elsewhere. Cancel my booking.

I very nearly laughed at that last bit, because I know why he made such a big deal about the larger table now. I would later find out that this particular cretin is stinking rich. He has daddy’s money. But oh well, one booking cancelled. No sweat. The 3 boys leave led by the walking testicle. That’s when the next group of customers really turns the situation well around.

Customer: I’m sorry, I couldn’t help overhear that they cancelled their booking? We haven’t booked, and we’re 4 persons. Can we have their table instead?

This is exactly why one cancelled booking for me on a busy day like this is no sweat. One persons trash is another’s treasure – so to speak. I happily sit the 4 men down, and the guys actually cheer when I bring the projector down.

That’s when it happens.

Testicle McDoucheface rounds the corner and spots the projector. He re-enters the queue for tables and waits his turn. By the time he’s up front, I can barely hide my grin.

Chad: So…we changed our mind (meaning he changed his mind and now wants the table now he realizes that nowhere else in the city has vacancy).

Me: I’m afraid your tables already been given away.

Chad: But we reserved!

Me: Yeah, and you also communicated to me just now that you wish to cancel. I’m afraid your table was already given away.

Chad: You know, that’s a really bad business practice. You should honor your commitments to reservations.

Me: Aslong as the reserving party wishes to remain. Which you did not communicate to me at all.

I then leave the host stand and tend to that table. All the while Chad is given me a look that I can only describe as ‘I f*cked up, but internally I’m gonna make sure this is all your fault’.

Sweet, sweet karma.”

Let’s see how folks reacted to this story on Reddit.

This person said that this was sweet, sweet revenge. And also, to Hell with Chad!

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Another reader said that the night was probably a good one after the ringleader of the group took off.

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And here’s an obvious take on the story.

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Finally, this reader was totally on board with this story and it left them feeling A-OK!

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We want to hear from more folks in the service industry!

Tell us about your worst customers in the comments.

Please and thank you!

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Cringeworthy Memes You’ll Secretly Love and Appreciate

I can’t even begin to tell you how many times people have rolled their eyes and kissed their teeth after I told them a pun. If you’re like me, you anticipate and get a kick out of this reaction.

Here are 11 pun memes that will be entertaining to share with friends who have no chill.

1. He asked for it

This is an awesome clapback to that friend who always says “it could be worse” after you vent about your problems.

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2. Really, bro?

Just when you thought bro-talk was getting out hand. (Trying to think of of a pun for “broke”)

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3. Illegible

If she meant the word, she should have said so. Clarity is important.

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4. Catholic English teacher

At least a bad joke breaks up the monotony of confession for the priest.

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5. Orange you glad?

I’m convinced an English teacher must have sent this one.

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6. Poor tree

Not even trees are safe from the wrath of the pun-teller.

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7. Denise

Dang. Why I couldn’t have thought of this when I was suggesting names for my niece?

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8. Animal crackers

Does the animal kingdom know they are a tool for cheesy text jokes? If yes, do they care?

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9. True Hell

But even we do-gooders on earth have to deal with this. How is that fair?

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10. Well deserved

That’ll teach you for being anti-science — and anti-literacy.

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11. Clever

He should get points for working heart health advocacy into this joke, though, right?

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Making a pun funny is all in the delivery and context. Don’t forget to read the room!

Share a time a friend or family member bombed after telling a pun.

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Brutally Honest Memes From People Who Don’t Have Time To Sugarcoat Things

I’m known for telling it like it is and I find being candid is usually the best way forward. It also feels really good.

The 11 people in these memes would take their openness quite a bit further, giving a whole new meaning to the term “brutal honesty.”

1. Poor Timmy!

At least honesty is the policy in their household. I wonder what music Timmy’s dad listens to.

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2. It’s true

I’m happy you’re proud of your sushi, but I really don’t care. Sorry. What’s the point of this, anyway?

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3. Still looking

Unsolicited opinions are the worst and you need to read the room. There. I said it.

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4. Proud of it

Can you think of a more useful superpower for dealing with someone you don’t like?

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5. A realization

I could romp through nature or listen go your B.S. Choices, choices.

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6. How dare they

It’s surprising anyone approaches me at all. No I’m kidding. Jokes aside, self-respect rocks.

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7. Frustration

We all know this feeling. Some express it more openly than others, at least with their eyes.

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8. Really?

Hey, for some folks it’s a dealbreaker. I’m not sure why.

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9. Relatable

I can understand why someone would put this sign on their wall. I feel this.

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10. Believable

This might not even be a joke. Another reason I haven’t bothered to read those books.

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11. Shameless

His staff should have anticipated how this photo op could go wrong… Maybe they’ll learn their lesson.

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I’m not sure how I’d react if people were this brutal with me. I like to think I’d laugh.

What’s the most brutally honest thing someone has said to you?

Tell us in the comments.

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Check Out These Orders That Went Hilariously Wrong

I used to interpret most things literally when I was younger. Fortunately for me, it was always charming and harmless.

But if a misinterpretation is significant enough or delivered in a certain context, it can seem like you’re being condescending or snobby.

Twitter user lilyanna started off this discussion with a revelation about her boyfriend… that she’s never been able to forget.

Here are 11 times simple orders went brutally wrong.

1. Nice ego

You could read the menu for clarification, but okay.

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2. Stingy on lemon

Not what he meant, but at least you saved some lemon.

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3. Not that pudding

If you hadn’t butt in to this father-child conversation, you wouldn’t be in this mess.

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4. Snark

We’re not talking about drinking just anything here, but sure go off, kid.

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5. No connoisseur

If interpreted literally, what could dry wine possibly be?

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6. As if

Who puts parmesan on calamari? She must think we don’t understand how to dine properly

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7. As if, Mom

Haha he thought it was a snooty food, but he actually just looked snooty for turning it down.

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8. Lesson learned

That’s what you get for asking for fancy condiments in a dive bar!

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9. Misplaced pun

Inflicting your absurd puns on seniors who just want to have their tea in peace… Shame on you.

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10. Crickets

You’re too fancy to serve drinks that have names, eh?

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11. Really

He can open the window himself you know! He means the drink. Yeesh.

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Did you ever anger someone after misunderstanding them?

Let us know in the comments.

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Check Out These Embarrassing Order Mistakes That Made Us LOL

I don’t consider myself the most cultured person, but I’m very careful to clarify terms I’m unfamiliar with to avoid embarrassing mishaps.

The results can be disgusting or just plain embarrassing for the people who made the mistakes.

First the thread starter…

Now, here are 11 times misinterpreted food orders led to unfortunate results.

1. Proud indeed

So what did they do for tacos, then? At least you know their supplies are fresh.

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2. A different dish

(Cough) Scalloped potatoes (Cough). Who’s going to tell her?

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3. Awkward…

I want to know how the customers reacted! Let’s hope they were understanding.

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4. Spicy

Think: country, not meal! That must have been so gross.

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5. Different meaning

This probably made them laugh instead of get angry and it doesn’t sound like such a bad snack!

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6. Slight difference

Not in the right part of the store, but at least they were helpful.

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7. Compound word drama

I know the word hamburger comes from a German town, but it’s a pretty common American dish, so what gives?

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8. Uh oh

I want to know how the server figured out her mistake. Did she get fired?

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9. No dessert

Maybe not everyone eats fancy dessert, Kevin. Make it yourself.

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10. Nauseating

I hate beer, but I think I’d hate that concoction even more. I wonder if the guy got angry.

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11. Sweet tea

This mistake sounds quite nice actually. Not really a relaxing drink, though.

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Now those are some hilarious and embarrassing orders, right?

But we want to hear from you! Share your most embarrassing moments in the comments.

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People Like To Give Their Boats Funny Names. Let’s Examine the Evidence.

Coming up with a clever boat name is like writing a funny joke.

It’s like a work of art.

You need to nail it perfectly because that thing is gonna be emblazoned on the side of your watercraft for all the world to see.

And you don’t want to look stupid on the high seas, do you?

Of course, you don’t!

So let’s look at these boat names and maybe they’ll give you a few ideas about what to name your baby.

1. Hey, that’s not very nice!

Don’t bring my mother into this!

2. Get some therapy.

Out on the high seas.

3. You knotty, knotty girl.

I see what you did there!

4. Last night I got totally ship faced.

I swear, it won’t happen again!

5. Are you sure about that?

Doesn’t look very good.

6. More nauti-ness out there.

This is getting inappropriate.

7. Could go either way…

Let’s hope we see “No Problem” most of the time.

8. Works on multiple levels.

Stir it up!

9. This is pretty classy.

Do you think women actually get onboard here?

10. This is pretty brilliant!

Have a drink on me!

11. You showed him!

Or maybe he found a new way to humiliate you?

12. I love this one!

I told you this was an art form. Do you believe me now?

Those are a real hoot!

And now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, share some more funny pics of boat names with us.

We’d love to hear from you! Thanks, fam!

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Stylin’ Meme-Age for All You Crazy Cats Out There

I see all you boppers out there and I think you need some stylin’ memes in your life.

Yeah, I’m talkin’ about the good stuff, baby!

Are you ready to have some laughs and feel really coooooooooool at the same time?

Well, you’re in the right place, Daddy-O! Let’s go!

1. I don’t think you have anything to worry about.

It’s like today’s version of the chastity belt.

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2. Look what you did!

This does not look good at all…

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3. The folks in 2012 really blew it.

2020? Totally different story.

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4. Better do everything you can to get on her good side.

You know what’s coming next!

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5. All in the family!

They are definitely your offspring.

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6. Yeah, I’d like to know this, too.

Can anyone help with this?

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7. It’s better with friends!

And by that, I mean EVERYTHING.

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8. Yeah, today didn’t go very well…

Didn’t get much done, not gonna lie…

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9. Let’s see if this works.

Also works when you’re playing games at an arcade.

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10. That looks very expensive.

It was their fault! I swear!

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11. All the time.

It’s a lifestyle.

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12. This is funny and sad.

And also very accurate.

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Have you seen any memes lately that really made you laugh?

If so, please share them with us in the comments.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Married Folks… these Memes Are for You

Do you happen to be married?

If so, how’s that treating you?

Is your spouse fulfilling all your wildest dreams? Or are they driving you up the wall with their antics?

Well, whatever the case, we think that you’re gonna love these memes about the realities of married life.

Let’s get started!

1. This might be the last straw.

Or at least give counseling a chance?

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2. Please leave me alone!

Can’t you see this is very important business?

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3. I know what you did!

The man has no defense…ever.

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4. I just care too much!

Does this look familiar to anyone?

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5. That’s nice of you to say, but…

Let’s be honest, okay?

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6. No! Don’t do that!

Now he’s gonna be in trouble…

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7. I think I see a ghost.

You’re scaring him! Not turning him on!

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8. To the rescue once again.

She owes you big time.

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9. We’ll talk later.

For now: coffee, TV, no talking.

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10. He’ll love that!

That was really nice of you.

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11. Sounds like a deal.

You’re gonna make a lot of money this way!

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12. Like two peas in a pod!

Time to get married!

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13. Guys…pay attention.

It works every time!

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Okay, it’s time to spill your guts…

How’s your marriage doing during these tough times?

Talk to us in the comments and let us know. Thanks!

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These People Gave Their Boats Really Funny Names

I don’t have a boat and I probably never will, but I do love seeing a clever boat name!

And I bet you do too, because you’re here and you’re about to scroll through these funny boat names that really made us laugh. A LOT.

So enjoy these pics and try to think of what you’d name your own boat…if you had one…

Let’s take a look!

1. See ya later, beaches!

I think they meant to put “b*tches” on there.

2. The Jerk Store called…

They’re running out of you.

3. Well, this isn’t very appropriate.

I see what you’re trying to do here and I think it’s disgusting!

4. That’s what sea said.

Okay, this one might be the winner.

5. Slappin’ the bass!

Not the bass guitar, though…

6. Don’t drink and drive the boat.

I hope they have a designated driver.

7. I need a ride in this boat.

Just to clear my head for a while.

8. You’re right! They can’t!

Befriend these people so you can hitch a ride when the sh*t goes down.

9. Sir, I’m gonna need you to walk a straight line…

How much have you had to drink?

10. A perfect name for this boat.

Small, dingy, and dirty. Great!

11. Gettin’ s*xy up in here!

I’ll take a ride, please!

12. All aboard!

Okay, I can’t seem to find this thing…

Have you seen any boats with funny names.

Or maybe you even have a boat with a funny name?

Talk to us in the comments and share some pics with us. Thanks!

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These People Were All Selling Really Weird Stuff Online

I’m warning you: if you start wandering down the rabbit hole of Facebook Marketplace and other places where folks are selling stuff on social media, you might never come back from the abyss.

Because it is just plain WEIRD out there in the world of selling and reselling online.

But, if you can only dip your toes in the water and get in over your head, we think you’re gonna enjoy the weirdness.

And here are some perfect examples.

Let’s take a look.

1. That cat needs some exercise.

Maybe you shouldn’t sell that stuff quite yet…

Found on marketplace in the Facebook! Lol!? from Chonkers

2. I wouldn’t keep this thing in my house.

You honestly don’t think this thing is haunted?

He haunts you from WTFgaragesale

3. Only worn once, huh?

That doesn’t look right.

I was scrolling Facebook marketplace and stumbled upon this gem. from quityourbullshit

4. That should make the sale a little bit easier.

And we hope you get some action soon!

From my local Facebook marketplace from ihavesex

5. Is this still available?

A once in a lifetime opportunity!

Never change, Facebook Marketplace. from CrackheadCraigslist

6. For the bean lovers out there.

What a deal!

7. This would look great right over the fireplace.

Welcome to my home!

I mean.. someone is gonna like it, right? from WTFgaragesale

8. You can put an animal or a person in there.

It’s totally up to you!

Plenty of room! from CrackheadCraigslist

9. A hard pass on this one for me.

I appreciate your art, though.

I have no idea what this is supposed to be. from CrackheadCraigslist

10. Now this is CLASSY.

You can’t pass this one up!

This is how you treat em right from CrackheadCraigslist

11. It’s only $300.

I think that’s a steal.

12. From a master craftsman.

People…you should jump on this.

Found this in my local Facebook marketplace.. from delusionalartists

Okay, now we want to hear from you.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever bought or sold online?

Talk to us in the comments and spill your guts!

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