15 Ways You’re Annoying Your Servers and Bartenders Without Even Realizing

If you’ve ever had the pleasure of working in the service industry, you know just how infuriating customers can be at times. While most people are generally fine, there are always those customers who are just plain rude, pushy, and completely oblivious to any sense of boundaries.

Maybe as a customer, you have no idea how annoying you are, and you really don’t mean to be. If you’re genuinely trying to be kind to your servers, it’s time to listen up. DO NOT DO THE FOLLOWING THINGS, EVER.

1. Say how well you’re going to tip once the meal is over

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2. Sit on the same side of the table as your date instead of across from them

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3. Make a million special requests

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4. Send your food back after you’ve made those 1 million requests

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5. Talk about being gluten-free and then order a beer

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6. Tip badly because the food wasn’t great

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7. Complain that Ranch isn’t free

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8. Play with your napkins and sugar packets

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9. Say “I hated it!” as a joke even though you ate everything like an animal

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10. Staying at your table forever after you’re done eating

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11. Asking for a table right before closing

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12. Complaining about the food after you ate all of it

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13. Trying to make small talk when the server is obviously busy

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14. Asking for your drink to be “strong”

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15. Snapping your fingers at a server. DON’T DO IT

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Now go eat and be courteous!

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10+ Times Parents Were Totally Clueless Online

Between working full-time jobs and, you know, raising the next generation of humans, we’ve got to forgive parents for not always being up to speed on how technology works.

These moms and dads are trying, they really are…but that doesn’t mean they’re succeeding.

1. I love it

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2. Needs some lessons

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3. The gays

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4. C’mon mom…

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5. Wrong!

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6. Wrong emoji, Mother!

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7. And another one

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8. “Little Caesar’s”

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9. Who are you spending time with?

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10. Nice one

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11. C-O-C-K

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12. Dad is confused

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13. Happy birthday!

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As clueless as they come…

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12 Stories That Prove People Can Empathize with Just About Anything

Humans are incredibly empathetic creatures. We have the ability to understand the emotional state of others. We can (with practice) discern what someone is feeling, whether they’re a person or an animal, and children even extend this to their toys and dolls. And if you think they’re alone, well, check out the 12 stories below.

They prove, without a doubt, that people can see human traits in objects that aren’t human – or alive – at all.

#12. We should let them use their power for good.

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#11. Someone has to love them.

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#10. Never tip your soft-hearted hand, kid.

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#9. Everyone needs someone to love them.

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#8. He put it on his lap. OMG.

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#7. So many good men out there.

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#6. Savior complex achieved.

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#5. Too many kids raised on Toy Story. That’s what it is.

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#4. Marry that man!

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#3. I’m not alone in talking to random objects. Yay!

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#2. I’m sure it understood.

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#1. Some people are monsters.

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I wonder if these stories will one day charm our robot overlords. I guess we can hope!

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20 Hilarious Memes Every Stressed-Out Mom Will Relate To

Moms have a tough job, every now and then they deserve a moment to take a break and laugh.

Hopefully, these hilarious memes will provide a brief respite from the neverending duties of motherhood.

1. Helpless

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2. Please don’t yell

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3. Not a pretty picture

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4. A bit of a difference

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5. Get over it, man

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6. Noooooooooooo

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7. Lingering

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8. That’s the truth

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9. Annoying AF

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10. You’re dead

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11. Up for it

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12. Way to go!

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13. You’re on the right track

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14. Helicopter Mom

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15. Keep it down

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16. You don’t know sh*t

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17. Always interrupted

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18. They’ll be there

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19. A little out of place

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20. Sometimes…

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Keep up the great work, all you moms out there!

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These Shoppers Paid The Price for Wearing Red Shirts to Target

Target’s the best, isn’t it? The organized shelves, $1 aisles, bright red scheme…it’s a shopper’s paradise!

But there is one thing you should never do when you go to Target: wear a red top. These 15 people know exactly what I mean.

#15. You know it’s bad when the employees mistake you for one of their own.

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#14. It’s a rough day when you get yelled at in a place where you don’t even work.

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#13. Red AND khaki? You’d better just go home and change.

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#12. Were those hangers for him, or was he re-stocking them?

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#11. Maybe just see where this new career path takes you!

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#10. Lesson learned.

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#9. Don’t expect blissed-out shoppers to pay attention to details.

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#8. That face says it all.

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#7. This probably happens often enough that the managers get training on how to handle it.

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#6. That’s a full service customer right there.

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#5. To be fair, that’s pretty hard question. How about I point you toward the milk?

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#4. On Black Friday? May God have mercy on your soul.

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#3. Girl, you can’t hide behind those sunglasses.

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#2. Embrace it…and hope you don’t piss anyone off.

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#1. I mean, he hardly looks old enough to have a job.

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All things considered, I’m sure they’ll be back.

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12+ People Who Definitely Angered the Universe

Some days, it feels like the universe is telling us to just stay inside and try again tomorrow. No matter what we do, things simply won’t go our way.

Well, these 15 people are definitely having one of those days  — or weeks, or months, or years. It happens to the best of us.

#15. “I owned new Tupperware for approximately 26 minutes.”

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#14. I’m just over here trying to figure out how he laid face-down in a baseball cap.

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Now that’s some talent right there.

#13. “Something strange has happened to my tire.”

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TFW you baffle even the most experienced of auto mechanics.

#12. This photo surprises no cat owner ever.

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Whelp, that’s $100 well-spent!

#11. “Guess I won’t be reaping that Norway scenery karma”

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Hope they used miles…

#10. “This happened 10 minutes before the home inspector was scheduled to arrive.”

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I’m sure they’ve seen worse?

#9. ““My father asked me to sort the pennies he’s been collecting for 40 years…”

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Someone keep dad inside for the next…6 hours!

#8. “I missed a part of $667 million lottery by one digit.”

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I think that’s still a winning ticket for a bunch of money though, right?

#7. If there was ever a reason to cry…

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Aw, we’ve all been there, kid.

#6. “Wall collapses at Morton Salt building in Chicago”

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I bet they thought those parking spots were sweet…but they were salty instead.

#5. When you keep telling your husband there’s a noise in the wall, and he finally agrees to call someone about it even though “you’re hearing things.”

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Silent screams forever.

#4. Too bad snakes don’t have to carry liability.

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Sheesh! Do snakes work for insurance companies?!

#3. “This big sinkhole in my yard that just came out of nowhere.”

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You might want to call a priest, just in case.

#2. Who’s a good boy?

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“It’s ME-oh no.”

#1. Super villain in training.

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Here’s hoping you’ve got someone with some compassion nearby next time you find yourself behind the wheel of one of these out-of-control bad luck busses!

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These 15+ Celebrity Costumes Totally Won Halloween This Year

Celebrities have certainly outdone themselves with Halloween costumes this year. Of course, it helps to have a decent bit of disposable income to make your wildest ideas come true.

Color me impressed (and jealous).

1. Ryan Seacrest as Punky Brewster

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2. Teyana Taylor Kitana from Mortal Kombat

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3. Ariel Winter and her boyfriend as Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock

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4. Joey Fatone from The Shining

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5. Nicky Hilton as 21-year-old Paris Hilton

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6. Rita Ora as Post Malone

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7. Zoë Kravtiz as a sleepy vampire

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8. Gabrielle Union as Gwen Stefani

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9. Nina Dobrev as A Star is Born

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10. Kylie Jenner and baby Stormi as skeletons

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11. Olivia Munn from Crazy Rich Asians

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12. John Legend and his daughter

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13. Kendall Jenner as a Fembot from Austin Powers

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14. Harry Styles as Elton John

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15. Halsey as Poison Ivy

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16. And the mother of all Halloween-loving celebs…Heidi Klum

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Yeah, that’s Heidi Klum.

 

Okay, now that I look back on it, my costume was not very impressive…

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10+ More of the Biggest “Plot Twists” People Have Experienced in Their Lives

We typically only think of plot twists as things that happen in the movies – a big reveal that changes all that came before it. But, sometimes, they make their way into real life in surprising ways.

These 12 people took to Reddit to share some of the most surprising plot twists from their lives.

Enjoy!

1. A medical evaluation

“My wife’s uncle is an incredibly nice guy who absolutely adores his wife. We started hearing about marital issues. He was becoming more and more argumentative. And then he hit her. They separated. He harassed her to the point that she got a restraining order. He defied the restraining order and was put in jail.

In jail, his issues got him a medical evaluation. Turns out, he had a brain tumor. They removed it. He returned to normal and was released from jail. They’re back together with him back to his wife-adoring self.”

2. Birth father

“I was adopted from South America to the US when I was a toddler and have no memory of my birth parents. I had an older friend/mentor I met in college. I knew him as Mike. He got me involved in the local church and always went out of his way to help me when I needed someone. I never got to thank him for being there for all the times I needed him. After graduating from college I got to meet my birth mother. She did not know where my father was though. When she died, I got a few of her belongings including some pictures. Guess who was in those pictures?

Mike. He was my birth father.

I tried to reach out to him again and I haven’t heard anything.

No one seems to know where he is now. He knew all of those years that he helped me and went out of his way. I knew this because he always seemed to help me even though he didn’t need to. Back then I just thought he was especially nice but thinking back now he definitely knew something about our relationship that I did not.”

3. *Drop the mic*

“A few years ago, I got invited to a friend’s engagement party. They were throwing a huge bash because they were planning on a very small destination wedding. Later in the evening, my friend’s fiancé took the mic and started thanking everyone for being there.

‘Sorry, Jen will be out to thank you guys in a minute, she’s just having a wardrobe malfunction.’ He went on to tell the story about how they met, how they were best friends and decided to get engaged and finished with something along the lines of, ‘We wish you could all be there and that we could get married right now.

So we’re going to.’

Out walks Jen in her wedding dress.”

4. Dementia

“During the last year of my grandfather’s life, he had dementia and was having trouble keeping track of reality. Before he was placed into hospice, he kept complaining about a man that was in his house. He would say that he would come around at night and that he was taking his things and using his stuff. Grandma, of course, kept reassuring him that she was the only one there. His doctor increased his medications because he was losing touch with reality so badly.

Fast forward to my grandfather’s funeral and a man showed up who wasn’t known by more than a few people in the family.

Turns out, he was an old friend of my grandmother’s who showed up to give his support. In a small town like that, it wasn’t exactly an unusual thing to have random people show up to the funeral home who knew the person at some point.

Well, about a year later, my grandmother let slip that she was seeing someone: the guy from the funeral. At this point nothing too odd, they got to talking at church and we thought it was sweet.

Then a bit later sweet, innocent ol’ grandma mentioned that it was their third anniversary.

Grandpa died two years prior. This man was the person that grandpa saw in his house every night. He was the reason that everyone thought grandpa was going crazy, he was the reason that my grandfather was medicated to the point of being a vegetable for the last horrible year of his life.”

5. Bitter rivals

“The little town I grew up in had these two car dealerships on opposite sides of town – one Chevy, one Ford.

They were bitter rivals. Attack ads, bad mouthing talking salesman, billboard wars, you name it.

When the owner of the Chevy dealership died, it came out he’d also owned the Ford dealership by way of a shell company.

No one saw that coming, including a lot of the higher-ups who worked at the dealerships.”

6. Reserved and distant

“My grandfather’s funeral. He was always a fairly reserved and distant father, as far as I understood. He would definitely fit the stereotype of a northern dockworker who comes home expecting dinner to be on the table and then goes to the pub all evening via the bookies.

Anyway, an unsurprising heart attack later, we all gathered for his funeral.

We’re a big, but close family so we know everyone, including his friends. However, one guy turns up, about the same age as my dad and his siblings, who nobody knew.

Long story short, turns out it was my grandfather’s son.

From another family. From another marriage. That went on for as long as his marriage to my grandmother. My grandfather had maintained two marriages over 40 years, having seven children with my grandmother and just the one with this other woman.

They knew about our family and kept away. Apparently, my grandmother knew about them but kept quiet.

Turns out he wasn’t going to the pub every night.”

7. First apartment and new job

“1991, I was 19 and had just signed the lease for my first (solo) apartment. I just got the first paycheck from my new job and I deposited the paycheck at an ATM (another first! I’d always gone into the bank to do it).

Two weeks later, I got my bank statement in the mail and saw with horror that I had only $1.87 in my account. Way wrong, I should have at least $200, I’d been very careful with my spending. I freaked, I came within $2 of bouncing my first rent check.

I was literally reaching for the phone to call the bank when the phone rang.

It’s the police, asking if my ATM card was stolen. I checked my wallet and the card was missing (my job at a theater pub came with cash tips so I didn’t use the card often), and told them I was about to call them anyway because I was missing $200 from my account.

‘Well, we’ve got your card, and your $200, so come down to the police station,’ they told me.

I couldn’t figure out how they have my card AND the cash. It just didn’t make sense, so I drove down there.

The detective said someone (let’s call him Bob) pulled in to use an ATM and saw a man acting suspiciously while he was using it: moving back and forth as if trying to dodge the camera.

Bob said the man then left the ATM, got into a car, and drove away at high speeds as if fleeing the scene. Bob then went to the ATM and put his card in, which popped out. Bob then withdrew $200, and then another ATM card popped out.

My card. Bob’s card had popped out because the crook had left my card in the ATM before speeding away. Bob realized he had withdrawn the money from my account, not his, so he brought my card and the cash to the police and reported the attempted theft.

The detective gave me the description of the crook.

According to Bob, it was a man 5’7″, brown hair, round gold-rimmed glasses. I say out loud, ‘So, about my height, my color hair, and glasses like mine,’ before realizing Bob was describing me.

I’d never deposited a check in an ATM before, so I was moving back and forth, following the instructions on the screen, filling out the envelope with my account number, punching the amount in, etc.

I then forgot to take my card out and just left because I’m a giant idiot. I drove away at high speeds because I was 19 and that’s how I drove everywhere.

Worried the detective might be annoyed, I didn’t tell him I was the crook, I just thanked him and left with the money I ‘stole’ from myself.

Somewhere in a box in my closet, I still have the police report where I’m both the victim and the perp.”

8. Stalker

“When I was a senior in high school, there was freshman girl that ‘Single White Femaled’ me. She would follow me around and tell me how cool and funny I was. She asked what hair product I used, what body spray, where I bought my clothes, etc.

I was not funny or cool, and honestly, it was flattering at first. She styled her hair like mine but it was a high school in the 90’s and we all pretty much did our hair the same. Then she started dressing like me. Then she got involved in all the activities I was in.

Then she started telling people we were cousins. She found my home number in the phone book (again, the 90’s) and would call me all the freaking time. It was weird. I just went out of my way to avoid her.

After my graduation ceremony, she found me on the field and hugged me. She was sobbing- big ugly, snotty sobs- telling me how she was going to miss me and the school wouldn’t be the same without me there. I peaced out and then completely forgot about her.

Flash forward nine years and I’m just beginning to date the man that is now my husband.

We’re going through old pictures and I see this girl from high school. And I’m like, ‘Hey! I know this girl! She was this weird chick that stalked me in high school! Why do you have a picture of her?’

It was his ex-wife.”

9. A perfect match

“I met a guy online, he was cool, found out he lived less than two hours from where I live.

We meet up. First time seeing each other’s actual faces.

Total doppelgangers.

Turns out his father is my bio father’s older brother.

Both our bio dads bailed before we were born. We both were abused as kids by teachers (him at 15, me at 13). Both us have soy allergies and Lysinuric Protein Intolerance (it’s genetic).

And both of us joined the army and failed out during BCT due to undiagnosed mental health issues.

Our lives had run parallel to each other. He’s only a year older than me.

We meet every month for drinks.”

10. Brutal

“My high school sweetheart’s best friend let me know that my girlfriend cheated on me with multiple guys at a party. I broke things off with her that same day. It was a very nasty breakup.

Years and years later, I got a message on Facebook from her best friend.

She explained to me that my high school sweetheart never cheated on me, she just wanted to break us up so that she could have me for herself because I seemed like the ‘perfect boyfriend.’

Her plan backfired because I thought she was ugly, inside and out, and as soon as I broke things off with my girlfriend, I wanted nothing to do with her.

Between her plan failing and the guilt of ruining an otherwise great relationship, she decided to keep her mouth shut.

I don’t know if she told her best friend, but I know that I never will.”

11. So noble

“My sister’s boyfriend decided that he wanted to do more with his architecture skills, so he gave his two weeks notice and moved to Haiti to help rebuild after the earthquake. They stayed together. He had bad phone service, so they mostly kept in touch through emails.

He would send her long emails with photos and stories of what they were doing. This went on for a couple of months.

One off-handed tip from a co-worker and a week of sleuthing later and it turns out he never went to Haiti.

He moved to Seattle to be with his fiance and partner of nine years.”

12. Sort of looked familiar

“I met this girl out at a bar, got her name and number and we agreed to meet up for lunch. Lunch dates are nice because you automatically have a discreet timeframe.

We were chatting before ordering and we got to talking about who I knew from the small town she was from.

I mentioned that she has the same last name as my cousins who live there, just spelled differently. She asked who and I couldn’t remember their first names, but the two youngest are twins. She said, ‘X and Y?’

I said, ‘YES!

that’s it!’ We aren’t a terribly close family.

I looked at her and she was curled up in the smallest posture in what feels like she is sitting behind her chair as she said, ‘I was married to X.’

I let out a tremendous laugh and said, ‘I thought you sort of looked familiar.

You were at grandpa’s funeral right?’ She says yes, and I smirked saying, ‘Thought you were cute then too.’

I hadn’t eaten yet and was starving, so we ordered a sandwich and tried to pretend it wasn’t weird.

When the date ended, I called my mom immediately and told her coyly about the date I had.

Me: ‘Hey mom.’

Mom: ‘Hey honey, how’s it going?’

Me: ‘I just went on this date with this great girl, so much in common blah blah blah, I don’t know if we’ll see each other again though.’

Mom: ‘Why not?’

Me: ‘You and Dad went to her first wedding!’

Couldn’t have made a story up that was this good if I tried.”

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12+ People Reveal Crazy Rules Their Strict Parents Made Them Follow When They Were Kids

As a parent, it’s important to set rules for your children. Otherwise, they won’t learn key disciplines that will serve them well later in life. But sometimes, parents can go a little overboard in the rules department.

If strict curfews were your biggest worry growing up, then you had it good compared to these kids. Now that they’re all grown up, these kids with strict parents hopped on Reddit to reveal the most ridiculous rules they had to follow.

1. No straws

My dad wouldn’t let me use straws because he said they could cut through my tongue or cheek like a hole punch.

2. Rude

My mom didn’t allow the phrase “shut up.”

3. Too violent

I wasn’t allowed to watch most cartoons until I was a teenager. My mom thought Looney Tunes, Tom & Jerry, Mighty Mouse, etc. were all too violent.”

4. Satan is everywhere

No heavy metal, no Harry Potter because it was satanic, and no D&D or Magic: The Gathering because, again, it was satanic.

5. Liar, liar

No using the words “lie,” “liar,” “lying.” Instead we had to say “That’s not the truth” or “That doesn’t sound right.”

6. No talking at dinner

No talking at the dinner table other than the occasional “Do you want some (more) of ___?” Or “Please pass the ___.” We could not talk about anything at all. I make it a point now, with my kids, to chat up a storm each and every meal.

7. Even thinking of it counts

My husband wasn’t allowed to say “frigging” or “gosh” or “fudge” or “goodness” or “sugar” or even “oh, fiddlesticks!” because it meant he was thinking a swear word and “it’s the thought that counts.”

8. Huh?

No drinking water from my bathroom. My bathroom genuinely had colder water and the best water in the house. I don’t know what she possibly thought I was doing, but I had to drink lukewarm peasant water like the rest of my family.

9. How is that fair?

We were punished if my friends broke their own family rules. So Sally sneaks out or gets a tattoo without telling her mom, her mom tells my mom, and my mom grounds us.

10. At least you got an extra hour

Curfew was 11 p.m. for me until I was 21. Now, I’m 23 and have moved out, and when I go home to visit, my curfew is STILL midnight.

11. Was Mario based on a book?

My friend’s parents had a rule that if they wanted too see a movie or get a game, they would have to read the book it was based on first.

12. Grounded for saying “always”

No saying “never” and “always” — because nothing is “never” or “always.” My parents saw these words as exaggeration. For example, if I said something like “Man, we always have chicken for dinner,” I would be reprimanded or grounded.

13. No texting after 10

No texting or calling after 10 p.m. on school nights and midnight on weekends.

14. Fart is a curse word

We couldn’t say “stupid,” “shut up,” “heck,” “darn,” “freaking,” or “fart.”

15. Look both ways

I wasn’t allowed to cross the street until I was 13.

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