These Dad Jokes Are So Bad, They’re Kinda Great

“Dad, I’m Hungry.”

“Hi, Hungry. I’m Dad.”

Dad jokes are an almost intrinsic part of being a father. It almost seems like the minute you have a kid, the universe bestows this ability to make predictable, innocent, and seriously “punny” jokes out of anything at a moment’s notice.

Dad jokes are such a universal phenomenon that there’s even a Twitter hashtag (#dadjokes) dedicated to them!

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For more laughs, check out #dadjokes. Be be warned – these jokes are nutritiously corny.

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15+ of The Most Hilarious Twitter Fails of the Year

If you’re the kind of person who can willingly amit your mistakes on Twitter, for a world full of strangers to see, you’re a better person than I am. Power to you.

Then again, that’s what social media is for, right? Humiliation?

Here are some of the funniest Twitter fails from this year.

1. What’s his nuts

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2. FML

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3. C’mon, Dad

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4. Uh oh…

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5. Nope

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6. Best tattoo ever?

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7. Lay off the bud

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8. This is epic

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9. Blew it

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10. Flippin’ the bird

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11. Don’t leave those laying around

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12. Not a great look for you

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13. More gossip fodder

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14. Grounded for life

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15. That’s a lot of Slim Jims

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16. Call the authorities

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17. LMFAO

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18. Please?

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19. Face plant

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20. DO NOT CRY

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Failure is funny, isn’t it?

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15+ of the Most WTF Things to Happen in Florida in 2018

Florida’s got it all: beautiful beaches, crystal clear waters, all kinds of nasty, the original Hooters restaurant, and, of course, a metric f***-ton of weird things happen there on a regular basis. I mean, seriously, anytime you read a truly bizarre news headline, I’m willing to bet there’s a 90% chance it’ll say “a Florida man/woman” somewhere in there.

Don’t believe me? See for yourself.

1. Hop on, baby

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2. I think I know the answer

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3. Great promotion

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4. Neighbors

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5. Did it work, though?

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6. Loose cannon

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7. How did that happen?

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8. Look!

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9. Take it on the run

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10. No one will recognize him

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11. Whyyyyyyyyy?

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12. Okay, this might be the winner

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13. She was trying to be careful

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14. Smooth criminal

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15. Video, please

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16. Can you blame him?

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17. Just wanted to blow off some steam

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18. Not meth

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19. Granny

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20. Honest mistake

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Florida: always getting weirder.

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New York City’s Taxi Drivers Have Their Own Calendar, and It’s Awesome

One of the many iconic symbols of New York City is the abundance of yellow taxi cabs. They’re an essential part of life in the city, so why not consider bringing this calendar into your life to honor them?

I mean, is there anything sexier than the road warriors who navigate the mean streets of the Big Apple day in and day out?

1. Oh no!

2. Stylin’

3. Pit stop

4. En fuego

5. I’m melting

6. Hook it up

7. Okay, interesting choice

8. A little Say Anything homage

9. Gettin’ some sun between rides

10. Never enough

11. All wrapped up

12. Nice pasties

13. Cool off

14. Lassoed a banker

15. Taking a break…from being sexy

16. Now we’re talking

17. Suggestive

18. Quite a threesome

19. This one takes the cake

20. He loves me…he loves me not…

Hot!

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Man on Twitter Claims “Unnatural” Hair Colors Are a Red Flag, Gets Instantly Roasted

So, Twitter is a place where anyone can express their opinions about anything. And they do. All the time.

One user, Alexander A.J Cores, had some opinions about women’s hair colors.

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It was a position he felt pretty strongly about.

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He even gave some scientific evidence.

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I mean, think of the poor, impressionable young men who might be led astray by multi-colored hair.

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Oh, Alex, who hurt you?

Obviously, I’m not putting up with this nonsense. Thankfully, neither was Twitter.

Here are a few of the best responses:

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This is a little petty, but…

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And this t-shirt says it all:

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Of course, if you wander through Cortes’ timeline, you’ll also find this:

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Not only are Cortes’ comments around hair color close-minded, but his simple dismissal of any women seeing a therapist or taking prescriptions to treat her mental health are problematic too.

Twitter had fun with this guy, but in all seriousness, you do you. Your hair color, your self-care, your therapy, your medication regimen. Whatever gets you through the day and keeps you awesome.

And if you’re feeling down, remember that at least you’re not this guy.

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15+ Times Tinder Made Us Say ‘Holy Sh*t’ This Year

The world of online dating is pretty rough. Tinder, in particular, seems to be the butt of a lot of jokes – for good reason. It’s such a low-stakes situation – say something weird and get rejected? No worries, you can always just swipe on and match with someone else!

The Instagram page Tinder Nightmares has 2 million followers and it serves up the most awkward, hilarious, and painful Tinder conversations imaginable.

Get a load of these…

1. STD? Really?

2. Hahahahaha

3. Just one night baby

4. A little too early for that

5. Wow

6. Favorite President?

7. Blew it

8. Oh he did it

9. Classy gent

10. Relax…

11. Burned

12. No thanks

13. That’s all she wrote

14. Can’t count yet

15. Kind of disgusting

16. Need to change that name

17. Here’s the proof

18. Paranoia

19. Hmmmm

20. Please don’t tell me that worked

Nightmares, indeed.

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The Latest Viral Meme Trend? Moths

Figuring out what’s going to go viral is a seemingly impossible task. The ways in which an idea/theme/meme somehow manages to captivate the internet is a mystery to most us. Take, for instance, the latest trend of moth memes. Why in the world did it get so popular? There’s simply no telling.

It all started with this Reddit post:

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Seems innocent enough, right? Probably something people would casually scroll by and not think twice about. But then someone responded.

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And for some strange reason, people were inspired by this, and now the moth/lamp memes are EVERYWHERE. Here is a shining example.

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You might say that people “saw the light” (c’mon, good one, right?).

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And they just keep coming.

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Why are people so obsessed with the moth memes? We really don’t know – it’s just one of those inexplicable viral trends that just happens sometimes.

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Wow, that’s a lot to take in. Let’s see how long this particular trend lasts before something even weirder takes over.

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15+ People Share Some of the Most Awkward Situations They’ve Ever Been In

We’ve all had that moment – an awkward situation occurs and leaves you really embarrassed and feeling generally like a total idiot. It happens to the best of us (including yours truly), but when it happens to someone else,  it’s absolutely hilarious.

1. At least you’re on the same page

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2. I really are!

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3. That’s how kids do it

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4. A great response

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5. No…not that

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6. Time to flee

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7. Word choice matters

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8. Ouch…

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9. You’re banned

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10. Playing hooky

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11. Cupped

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12. Wrong party

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13. Not a speaker in there

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14. Quite a conversation

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15. Didn’t get a call back

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16. You too!

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I actually feel kind of guilty now for laughing so hard…

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15 Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Adulthood

Being an adult is… well, to be perfectly honest it kind of sucks. But it’s an unavoidable fact of life, so you’d better start getting better at this whole adulting thing. And despite all the stresses, it’s important to try to enjoy yourself once in a while, which is why we put together these Tweets from people who finally understand what being an adult really means!

1. Hard to coordinate

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2. Pretty much

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3. Control yourself

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4. It’s not gonna happen

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5. And Car Advil, too

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6. Now I’m depressed

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7. I can’t move

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8. Infuriating

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9. Me too

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10. Ditto

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11. The most extreme of all

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12. We all do

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13. Oh sh*t

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14. It’s a gift from the gods

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15. It’s a lot of fun!

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Pretty accurate, right?

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10+ People Who Are Definitely Living on the Edge

Some people are great at following the rules and coloring inside the lines. Others, however, simply aren’t. These people always pushing the limit and living on the very edge of reason.

As Pee-wee Herman once said, “I’m a loner Dottie, a rebel.” These folks are living by those words.

1. It’s for you, honey

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2. Pushin’ it

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3. Morrissey won’t be happy

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4. Showed the cat

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5. Blasphemy!

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6. Six years is a long time

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7. Yeah, why not?

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8. Out of control

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9. Don’t do it!

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10. This kid is cool

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11. She had no idea

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12. I’m in charge now

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13. Total confusion

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14. We’ll see about that

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15. Yum!

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My patience is being tested…

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