Dad Fails Guaranteed to Make You Chuckle

Hey dads, we’re sorry to do this to you, but you’re about to get put on blast.

I know, I know, you feel like you’re being picked on…well, that’s because you are! In a major way!

But we still think you do a great job…despite the fails like the ones you’re about to see. Let’s take a look.

1. Didn’t see that one coming, did you?

You won’t be playing “Airplane” anytime again soon.

2. I know I forgot something!

Sorry about that, son! (I’d probably still eat it).

3. Dad, let’s talk about the language we’re going to use in this house.

This is a major fail!

4. How’d you miss that one?

Whatever works, I guess.

5. Kind of a melted mess.

But it still looks delicious!

6. You’re gonna give the kids nightmares.

That is one creepy snowman!

7. What kind of outfit did Dad pick out for you today?

Not exactly a fashion plate.

8. You’re gonna be in BIG trouble for this one.

Better start thinking about how to make up for the accident.

9. A major Dad fail.

It doesn’t look HORRIBLE, though.

10. He called it an “inspired flop.”

Let’s give him an A for effort!

11. I hope that was his truck.

Santa’s gonna be just fine, children.

12. You’re clearly not the artist in the family.

Will she ever forgive you? That’s the question.

13. Someone got slimed!

That really does not look good.

Okay, now we want to hear from all of you!

In the comments, tell us about some of your own funny dad fails.

We look forward to it!

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People Share Their Beautifully Awkward Photos of Yesteryear

Growing up can be really hard. And our various stages of development are just – let’s face it – super awkward and weird.

But you never really get a true appreciation of that until you’re looking at it all in hindsight. It’s not until you’ve had a little distance between you and the thing that you can pick up the photos and other perfect records of the past and say “Wait…what was going on with me?”

The good news is that this is a more or less universal experience and thus there’s no sense getting all shy about it. Instead, celebrate your strange past, and even spread it around the internet, if you wish, like these denizens of Reddit did.

10. Many talents

Do you think the person creating that page layout knew what was up?

I was so proud when I made the yearbook. When I got home and showed my mom she said I would regret that later in life. from blunderyears

9. Super cool

Smoking kills, kids. Don’t do it.

My super cool 15 year old self skipping school to smoke on a playground.. year must be 2010 i think from blunderyears

8. Blow that horn

I’m not sure why, but I can just hear the cicadas in the background of this photo.

14 or so self circa 1995 playing an outdoor concert for family. I could really toot my own horn… from blunderyears

7. She bangs, she bangs

Hey, better than adult me could do. Good job.

1989… I cut my own bangs for picture day from blunderyears

6. A historic moment

If you actually ate that entire thing I am really proud of you, kid.

Bless my Dad for capturing this historic moment. from blunderyears

5. Christian Granny Goth

Do you have a moment to have some tea and talk about our lord and savior Nosferatu?

I call this look “Christian Granny Goth” and it was pretty bold for a 12 year old in 1995 from blunderyears

4. Look out

Eh, you’ll grow into ’em.

Hi my name is Jacob and when I was a kid, I didn’t have to look both ways before crossing the street. from blunderyears

3. All the way done

This kid is about to go write some VERY intense and also illegible things in her diary.

I was 100% done with life at the age of 4. from blunderyears

2. Signs of things to come

Well that’s just downright weird.

My now husband and me circa 2004, a year or two before we would meet. from blunderyears

1. Spiral perms and shoulder pads

I don’t know why it was a thing for a while for women to have pretend broad shoulders, but it was.
And it’ll probably come back, because, fashion.

The year was 1990. Spiral perms and shoulder pads. from blunderyears

Ah. Good times.

What were your awkward years like?

Tell us in the comments.

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Wonderfully Awkward Photos, Shared Without Regret

Photography – the process by which light is filtered through a lens onto some photosensitive element and subsequently turned into a still record of whatever it captured – didn’t come about until the 1800’s. And at first it was exceedingly difficult to pull off, and certainly not available to most people.

It’s only been with us for about two centuries. Which of course means there’s no one alive today who was born before it, but also that in terms of humanity, it’s way brand new. Humans have been around for at least 100,000 years, and until very recently, none of us had any means of looking back on these perfect snapshots of our candid past.

It makes me wonder – did people before photography idealize their childhood selves? Did they assume they’d always looked pretty cool?

Because we certainly don’t have that luxury, as these people of Reddit will attest.

10. Traumatised

Wasn’t that a movie with Steve Carell?

I just got traumatised when looking for a picture on my fathers facebook page. No, was not a 40 year old librarian, I was just an 11 year old boy. from blunderyears

9. Not a phase!

Lol RAWR XD

It’s not a phase, mom! from blunderyears

8. Shave and a haircut

But you look like you’re totally owning it here and that’s what counts.

At 15, I thought if I shaved my eyebrows off it would be easier to make them symmetrical. For this heinous act, I am sorry. from blunderyears

7. No regrets

As well there shouldn’t be.

This is how my (now wife) and I went to prom. No regrets, 2008 from blunderyears

6. The turtleneck combo

You were one of a kind and you were happy, good on you.

1995, age 10. I loved that dress and turtleneck combo and wore it everywhere. My mom cut my hair with a Flowbee at home. from blunderyears

5. Turn up the volume

This is as big as it gets.

I could never replicate the volume my hair had after 7th grade gym class and a chi straightener from blunderyears

4. High school vibes

There’s just so much being communicated by that face.

My 2003 High School senior picture! from blunderyears

3. Jimmy Neutron

Can’t wait for your Nickelodeon show!

Not terrible, but I spent 4th grade cosplaying as Jimmy Neutron with that helmet of hair. I’m a girl btw. from blunderyears

2. Vans and vans

Mom looks pretty down for it herself.

Me and friends before a Disturbed concert in 2006. We’re so cool posing in front of Mom and the van. ? from blunderyears

1. Following directions

They didn’t say what to do with my teeth, though.

Photographer said shoulders back, head forward, and I delivered. from blunderyears

God bless our past selves. Without them, we wouldn’t be here today.

What was your awkward phase like?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Tweets That Are Super Duper Neat

Tweets sure can be neat. The kind of neat that makes you stop and take notice. And then take the tweet, and spread it around. Because you need to spread the neat joy, at any cost.

The tweets that stay with you after a long hard day of looking at internet stuff – those are the ones worth savoring. The ones worth thinking about. The ones worth a moment of appreciation.

Such are the tweets in this list. Come. Let our tweet experience begin.

12. Spill that tea

We’re just causing trouble from overseas all the time for those folks.

11. The coupled life

The way we do it is badly. Everybody resents it on some level, that’s just life.

10. I’m yours

It’s like being served a legal document, once you’ve touched it you’re officially responsible.

9. Blowing over

We were so young. So naive. So very stupid.

8. Ball is life

This is only because the guys who would say “this song was on Pro Skater” are now too old to be going to house parties.

7. The long distance friendship

We live in the same state and could totally meet up, we just don’t.

6. Try, try again

Once again, Taco Bell comes through as my one true source of happiness and inspiration.

5. Watching like a hawk

I simply will not contribute to this cultural disrespect.

4. Not my vibe

I think a little more money might just fix that up, though.

3. It looks like…

This smug idiot was always just slowing everything down.

2. The simulation machine

It’s just what our brains are designed to do, and they’re not gonna be stopped by reason.

1. Real struggles

At least in a divorce you have some sense of who the heck you are.

Another fine serving of Tweets. Come back soon for more, won’t you?

Who are your favorite Twitter people?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tweets That Will Make You Say “Wait, What?!?!”

Almost everybody loves a good tweet. Especially when that single tweet makes you do a double take. Goes in a direction you weren’t expecting. Subverts all you’ve ever known and replaces it with a paradigm shift the likes of which your feed has never seen.

That’s what these tweets are like. I think. I’m not entirely sure what “paradigm” actually means.

15. Water under the bridge

Public health is just so important, you guys.

14. I’m on board

Alright nana, settle down now.

13. On the other hand

If you read too fast you might just miss it whizzing by.

12. Something’s in the air

Can you paint with all the colors of this burn?

11. No bones about it

Yeah yeah, I know my rights.

10. Give it a rest

It’s really vital to have goals you can stick to.

9. Where’s the fire?

Bosses are just so up tight, am I right?

8. Chill

We have some kind of legal confidentiality between us, yeah?

7. Oh deer me

There are two wolves inside you. They are both gonna eat ya.

6. Now hear this

The next Chucky movie is gonna be weird.

5. Merry men

The hood giveth and the hood taketh away.

4. Buried deep

We kinda brought…all of this on ourselves.

3. Never ever

You say that like you’ve been tricked before.

2. Getting in

This is truly my big break!

1. End of sentence

Period.

Now if you scroll back up and look at those again you’ll have to do second second takes and that’s like four takes for the price of one so what are you waiting for?

Who are the funniest people on Twitter right now?

Tell us your opinion in the comments.

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Funny Memes That Are Wonderfully Dumb

Memes can be really dumb. But they’re wonderfully dumb. They’re a new kind of wonderful that we must treasure and hold onto, because who knows what way the wind may blow memes next.

In celebration of the wonderful dumb that is memes, I present you now with some of them. For fun. Dumb fun. Some wonderful dumb fun, son.

15. Try and beat that

Gotta appreciate the truly dark humor.

14. You’re on camera

Hey man, live and let live.

13. The moment of disappointment

That burn was on an epic time delay and it worked out perfectly.

12. Oh my God

I liked his original stuff before all the fame got to his head.

11. The true magic

Hooray, we’ve learned absolutely nothing!

10. Almost everything

Maybe you were just allergic to tests?

9. Oh, baby

Smoking kills and so does this meme.

8. Bass guy

This dude is a straight up enigma and I love everything he does.

7. Cleansing energy

You’ve turned your own airbag into a war crime at this point.

6. Donkeystrength

Imagine getting all the way to that seat and then biffing it on a question like this.

5. Size is relative

I feel your pain, friend.

4. Hot and cold

This is why they specifically sell de-icing liquids to cars.

3. A new drug

Joke’s on you, I’ve been the one who knocks all along.

2. April, fools

Well that probably went a little differently than you were expecting.

1. Strangers in the night

Well one of us needs to leave.

Now THAT is some good dumb.

What’s the most wonderfully dumb thing you’ve seen recently?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes That Might Make You Do a Double Take

Take a look at these memes. Then have another look, because they’re gonna make you do a double take.

If you find yourself stuck in a cycle of looking (i.e. your takes range from the quadruple upward), consult a doctor. Then show said doctor these memes, because being a doctor is a lot of hard work and they’d probably appreciate the break to be honest.

Anyway, proceed with caution (because all the takes might just give you some neck strain), but enjoy these memes.

10. The dance of regret

I guess the moral of this story was really “careful what you wish for” and it was BRUTAL.

9. Love me tinder

How to get their guard down and then right back up again.

8. The takeover

“Here are the keys, do whatever you gotta do, good friggin luck.”

7. No babe

Defeated by the classic bluffing scheme.

6. Testing, testing

I mean, at least you’d be worth a lot of scientific study?

5. You ain’t lion

Well maybe God should have been a little more specific in his instructions.

4. Take a walk

I think I’m fine just never having kids, thanks.

3. Represent

I mean, that is also a part of the country.

2. So aggravating

Ah, nevermind, thanks for the chat.

1. Plausible deniability

“Your honor, we were doing it for the memes.”

Wow. That’s a lot of twists and turns.

What has made you do a double take recently?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tumblr Posts for Sensitive the Souls Out There

Are you kind of sensitive? That’s alright. We’re not here to give you a hard time about it. There’s really no use in that anyway. We’re here to commiserate. We understand. Everybody feels a bit sensitive from time to time, even if part of our brain is telling us we just need to buck up.

It’s easier said than done, after all, and that’s why the sensitive side of Tumblr is busy getting all of its sensitive feelings out on paper. Er, screen. Screen paper. You know what I meant, leave me alone, I’m very sensitive about my writing!

11. Brace yourself

When I told you I might not be perfect at everything I didn’t expect you to agree with me.

https://woshuaaa.tumblr.com/post/156714985573/cloudchild94-me-i-can-take-criticism

10. Not Strong

Well, it’s all relative I suppose.

https://studylustre.tumblr.com/post/174149100382/me-i-am-strong-someone-raises-their-voice-at

9. Tough but fair

The thing about hate is that you know it’s based on nonsense, but constructive criticism probably has some truth to it.

https://disabilityhealth.tumblr.com/post/139269743781/my-reaction-to-hateful-insults-lol-yeah-okay

8. A balancing act

The part of my brain that measures for these things is not properly calibrated.

https://oh-deer-cartoons.tumblr.com/post/626625882583351296/kisu-no-hi-am-i-too-sensitive-or-do-i-have-the

7. Watch your tone

Oh I read you loud and clear, friend.

https://fegtrhyjutykiulo.tumblr.com/post/154313382423/person-says-something-with-a-slightly-different

6. Through the lens

“You’ll worry less what people think about you when you realize how seldom they do.”

https://wwhhhhhhhhhat.tumblr.com/post/189474757242/itd-be-funny-as-fuck-if-the-world-operated-like

 

5. Indirects

And to think I forgot that I was even your mother, shame on me.

https://exquisitefrogprince.tumblr.com/post/643401199160328192/wifeswapper-i-will-always-assume-indirects-are

4. I object!

I’ll allow it.

https://sextronautt.tumblr.com/post/60098198058/how-can-lawyers-argue-without-crying

3. Down in the dumps

Down where it’s wetter, down where it’s better, take it from me.

https://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/124316176053/dont-feel-bad-if-youre-sensitive-to-negative

2. To be fair

Who even “reacts?”

https://rstavrou.tumblr.com/post/643029353028059136/8hy-me-overreacting-probably

1. Pro tip

Duly noted.

https://outcrying.tumblr.com/post/155973394201/heres-a-tip-dont-yell-at-me

Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go have a good cry.

When it comes down to it, how sensitive do you think you really are?

Tell us in the comments.

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Parents Share Their Hilarious Takes on Homeschooling

There have been a lot of parents over the past year who have become unwilling homeschoolers (or remote schoolers), with varying degrees of success. The kids, too, are coping – some of them enjoying it better than others.

The important thing is that we’re all still laughing our way through it, and if you need a pick-me-up yourself, these 11 parents are here to give you the giggles.

11. We’ve adjusted our expectations.

I think that’s an important lesson for kids, don’t you?

10. I’m sorry but this is hilarious.

I would totally do something like this.

9. What a missed opportunity.

I bet teachers are going to take advantage of it going forward.

8. We’ve done our time.

Ask Alexa. She’s always helpful.

Image Credit: Someecards

7. Oh, sweet summer child.

None of us had any idea how far we had to travel.

6. We didn’t think it was sustainable.

And yet, here we are.

5. It’s called life skills, kid.

No, there will be no teacher’s evaluation at the end of this.

4. Everyone is a comedian.

Even when they’re not being funny at all.

3. This has to be a joke, right?

Talk about useless knowledge.

2. Hahaha they thought they were being funny.

And then a year passed…

1. Mom makes the rules, y’all.

You’re in her tipsy world now.

 

We’re all muddling through this, and summer is almost here. But right now it’s Spring and we’ve got a few more months to get through, so please share this with all of those friends who need it.

And let us know how you’re feelings in the comments.

Cheers to that, right?

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What Actor or Actress Was Totally Wrong for a Role They Played? Here’s What People Said.

I think that being a casting director would be pretty difficult.

You really only have one shot to get it right with each role and if you mess up and cast the wrong person…well, we all know how that usually turns out…

Folks on AskReddit talked about the actors and actresses they believe were totally wrong for specific roles.

1. Could’ve been better.

“Jafar in the new Aladdin.

He wasn’t believable or menacing and way too young.

Plus for much of his screen time he’s standing next to Navid Neghaban, who would have been a MUCH better choice.”

2. Blame the casting director.

“Ferdia Shaw as Artemis Fowl.

He conveys none of the intelligence, shrewdness or relentless determination of the book character. He comes across as a child dressed up in a suit and handed cue cards with smart-sounding lines to read unconvincingly.

He’s a child so I’m going to lay the blame for that one on the casting director.”

3. Not a great choice.

“Ryan Reynolds as Hal Jordan.

He would have been more believable as Kyle Raynor then Hal Jordan… he was regularly thrown around to play Wally West as the Flash.

They took a big(ish) popular actor and throw him at a role without any consideration that his personality matched the character.

Everything that makes Reynolds perfect as Deadpool makes him wrong as Hal Jordan.”

4. Missed the mark.

“Joel McHale as Roy in the ill-fated US remake of The IT Crowd.

We want a scruffy and misanthropic IT nerd, so let’s get an actor known foorrr… charisma and confidence?

OK…”

5. A real classic!

“Jon Voight as a snake hunter in Anaconda is fine.

But him as a snake hunter from Paraguay…with an accent?

Just……why?”

6. Dr. Acula.

“John Dorian as Dr. Acula. He is way to hammy, and not very threatening for a vampire who is behind loads of mysterious deaths in the hospital.

He clearly only got the part because he wrote the darn script for it. It was also a very racist filming process where multiple times Chris Turk was told to “act blacker”.

In good conscience I can’t support the film.”

7. Upcoming movie.

“Kevin Hart as Roland in the upcoming Borderlands movie.

Everyone who knows anything about Borderlands will agree with me. Terry Crews should be playing Roland.

He’s big, has comedic chops, and can play the no-nonsense straight shooter BAD*SS when everything else is wild.”

8. Struggled.

“Maybe an unpopular opinion, but Sophie Turner as Jean Gray.

I like her as an actress, but I just couldn’t get into it.

I felt like she struggled with hiding her accent.”

9. Not a good review.

“Colin Farrell as Alexander The Great.

As one of my old university professors once said, “I wouldn’t follow that guy to the end of my DRIVEWAY”.”

10. The remake.

“Both Lily James and Armie Hammer in the Rebecca remake.

She’s way to confident to be the narrator and he’s way to smarmy to be deWinter.

And I thought that before all the creepy stuff about him came out – now it’s even worse to try to watch.”

11. A look into the future.

“I will take a look in the future and say Mark Wahlberg as Sully in the Uncharted movie.”

12. Those are teenagers?

“Any film with 30 year olds playing teens.

I was so confused by Grease growing up.

Why are these people that look the same age as my mom at school?”

13. Not great.

“Cameron Diaz was horrible in the 2014 Annie remake.

She hasn’t made a movie since.”

14. Nicole Kidman.

“Nicole Kidman is cast as Lucy in Aaron Sorkin’s Lucille Ball movie.

She can’t move her face anymore.

And I like Nicole Kidman, she’s done some great stuff lately but this doesn’t make sense.”

15. Messed it up.

“Annabeth in the “Percy Jackson” movie.

The main physical feature was supposed to be the blond hair, and they somehow messed up on that.”

What actor or actress do you think was wrong for a role they played?

Talk to us in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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