This Dad Had the Best Response When School Required a Permission Slip For His Son to Read “Fahrenheit 451”

Our kids bring permission slips home for all sorts of things, and sometimes we really don’t even bother to read them before penning our name and moving on – but thank goodness Daily Show writer Daniel Radosh makes a habit of reading what he’s signing, especially when it comes from his son, Milo.

The teen needed signed permission to read Fahrenheit 451 as part of his book club. One of the most divisive and important books of the 20th century, the novel takes a hard look at government censorship in the wake of the Nazis, Stalin, and McCarthyism…and the irony was just too much for Radosh to pass up.

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So, he sent this response back with the slip:

“I love this letter! What a wonderful way to introduce students to the theme of Fahrenheit 451 that books are so dangerous that the institutions of society—schools and parents—might be willing to team up against children to prevent them from reading one. It’s easy enough to read the book and say, ‘This is crazy. It could never really happen,’ but pretending to present students at the start with what seems like a totally reasonable ‘first step’ is a really immersive way to teach them how insidious censorship can be. I’m sure that when the book club is over and the students realize the true intent of this letter they’ll be shocked at how many of them accepted it as an actual permission slip. In addition, Milo’s concern that allowing me to add this note will make him stand out as a troublemaker really brings home why most of the characters find it easier to accept the world they live in rather than challenge it. I assured him that his teacher would have his back.”

This is completely hilarious, but also insightful and spot-on. I can only assume that one day Milo will look back and laugh about how smart his dad was (is) and at himself for being such a typically embarrassed teen.

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15 of Leslie Knope’s Best Lines From “Parks and Rec”

Honestly, this list could easily have been 50+ items long, because that’s how great the dialog in Parks and Rec was. Leslie Knope is pretty much #LifeGoals. Still, I know you can’t be here all day long so I spent hours paring it down to just 15. I do it because I love you. You’re welcome.

Say thank you, people, and enjoy scrolling through these 15 perfectly-crafted sentences.

#1. You’ve gotta say it with a smile.

#2. Always use the big words.

#3. Always good advice.

#4. Goals.

#5. ALL THE TIME.

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#6. Preach.

#7. The older you get, the funnier this is.

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I mean… #leslieknope #heykids

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#8. Just a playboy otter lost at sea.

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#9. This will never not be funny.

#10. Just. What?

#11. You get the point, but she could have kept going.

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#12. All useful.

#13. Use this often.

#14. She’s all about the affirmations.

#15. Because waffles.

Time for a re-watch!

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This Avocado Stick Got the Internet VERY Excited… Even Though It’s Not Real

Have you ever been frustrated that your favorite foods aren’t available in the form of a stick that looks like deodorant? Well, turn that frown upside-down!

These days, it seems everyone is a devotee at the Altar of the Avocado, but could this particular idea be just a tad on the extreme side?

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you “Avocado on a Stick.”

Some of the responses on Facebook:

“I love avocado, however this is repulsive.”

“If only Mother Nature gave avocado it’s own packaging. Oh wait she does and it takes like five seconds to open it this takes laziness to another level.”

“I ain’t eating this. It probably taste like Degree.”

One side note: Avocado on a Stick ISN’T REAL. In fact, none of the hilarious and ridiculous products featured by Unnecessary Inventions are real. Which makes the fact that people got grossed out and totally annoyed that much better.

No matter how you slice it, I don’t think having any kind of food come out of a receptacle like this is a good idea. Do you agree?

But for a fun time, let’s see this baby in action.

I’m pretty open-minded, but I just don’t think I can get past this…and I’m willing to bet someone will actually make this product sooner or later.

Pass the deodorant! I mean, the avocado stick…

Feeling hungry now?

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15 Tweets About Mental Health That’ll Definitely Give You a Good Laugh

Mental health issues are no joke. Suffering from anxiety or depression can be absolutely crippling, and can even affect you physically.

Still, laughter is the best medicine and while it might be tough to find much mirth in the midst of a depressive episode, if you can manage to scare up a few chuckles, it really does help a lot.

If you’re having a rough day, week, month, or year, take a look at these funny tweets about mental health.

1. Like this?

2. True

3. Tell us more

4. Hahaha

5. This might catch on

6. LOL

7. Self care

8. That’s not good

9. Sounds healthy

10. That’s a yes

11. #NonStopWorry

12. Finally!

13. Samesies

14. BFF

15. That’s a start

Ahhhhh, now that feels a little bit better, doesn’t it?

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This Inflatable Irish Pub is Available to Rent for Parties, So Dreams Do Come True

Ever since I was a young lad, I dreamed of having a bar in my backyard. You know, a nice, casual place to kick back and get sloshed with my buddies. Well, I’m here to tell you today that dreams do come true.

You see, you can now rent your very own, inflatable Irish pub for your next backyard shindig!

Think of it as a kind of bouncy-castle contraption like the ones the kids enjoy, but it’s stocked with booze and you can get hammered! And I guess you can probably bounce off the walls as well, right?

The Paddy Wagon Pub is a Boston-based business that brings the whole party to you, so to speak. When you hire these good folks, you get the inflatable Irish pub that can hold 80 people, complete with booze, Irish food, and even traditional Irish music if you’re interested.

We’re talking full service here, people. And they’re flexible too. The company says,

“It is no secret that Boston is internationally recognized as the hub of the Irish American community and within that community the pub is the place where friends and neighbors gather for good conversation, lively music, traditional fare and the Irish experience of home. Our team will work with you to make the perfect event. We can help design a customized drink menu, ranging from locally made microbrews to eclectic craft brews. We offer a wide range of culinary options and can provide staff to tend bar and provide food service.”

And just to make sure that neither you nor any of your friends get stuck behind the bar for the evening, the inflatable pub is staffed. So – sit back and enjoy.

Honestly, this sounds like a blast! Sláinte!

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People of Twitter Share Their Pettiest Grudges with Celebrities. These Are Hilarious

It started with this tweet…

This woman’s mom is NOT having Queen Latifah over for dinner anytime soon…

And yeah, the Twitternet wanted to share.

Brian McKnight just forgot to bring a gift?!

Olivia ain’t going to the candy shop with this former fan…

Eddie Murphy has some people who hate him…

Because he was apparently not so nice…

But thankfully he does know how to apologize…

Damn LL… you done messed up!

Somebody hates Danny Glover?!

Earth, Wind and Fire Her! is more like it…

Bruno! Clean yo dishes!

Some of this shit even happens on Twitter? Shocker…

Well, this isn’t common, is it Common?

Brandy need to CALM DOWN!

Patrick Ewing using kindergarten tactics!

Listen, everybody has bad days. It happens. We can’t say these interactions represent who these people are.

Except Eddie Murphy. We can now definitely say Eddie Murphy is a dick.

At least in the ’80s…

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Gamora Putting on Lipstick Is the Galactic Meme We Didn’t Know We Needed

Actress Zoe Saldana most recently graced theaters everywhere as the character Gamora in Avengers: Endgame. She recently posted the following video of her putting on her character’s lipstick…

 

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#nofilter 😂#Gamora #becauseshesworthit

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You know, as you do.

The internet saw you Zoe. And they made it a mood.

Lettuce begin…

That’s so money…

That is snot funny…

You can’t do that on television!

The same shit again avocado?!

What else do they have to do?

Ain’t broccoli’s fault your digestive system can’t handle fiber…

You’re a god damned monster!

Who invited you parsley?

You ready to get turnt?

It’s out time now, fam!

That sour spinach smell, tho…

Mood officially achieved!

Maybe next week Chris Pratt will comb his hair…

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Tampons Vs Pads: 20 Women Discuss Which Is Better

I’m hardly an expert on feminine care, but I know that whenever I’m in that aisle with my wife, the number of options is mind-boggling.

That said, even I know that there are two main options: pads and tampons. Every woman has a preference, and these 20 women weren’t afraid to discuss it.

1. TSS is no joke.

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2. Well, that’s one reason why no tampons.

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3. She’s not wrong!

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4. Another common thing women say…

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5. Why are women so afraid of tampons?

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6. Some women actually do wear both…

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7. Fair point!

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8. Lots of people are with you!

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9. Interesting…

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10. Oh jeezus…

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11. But why?

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12. Ouch!

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13. Maybe pull it out sooner?

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14. I can see the first, but didn’t realize the second part was a thing…

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15. That’s a BIG pad!

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16. Well, at least she’s honest!

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17. Secrets…

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18. Right? I was thinking the same thing.

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19. Everybody’s got their reasons…

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20. This is true for something, but not others…

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So… what is it? Tampons or pads?

Share this article and ask your friends!

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15 Hilarious Fake Book Covers About Life

Life – it’s full of amazing, beautiful moments. In between those moments, however, there’s a whole lot of not much happening. It’s those mundane, everyday moments that really define life.

These 15 book covers are about those mundane moments in life, and they’re so funny it hurts! And if you love these, make sure to follow @storyofmyfuckinglife on Instagram!

#1. Sure to be a bestseller.

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#2. I always win.

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#3. #momlife

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#4. It could go either way.

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#5. Puppies are so cute, though.

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#6. I would buy this planner.

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#7. Is there another option?

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#8. I feel so seen.

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#9. Don’t judge.

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#10. Being an adult is overrated.

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#11. Alexa is everywhere.

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#12. There’s one in every family.

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#13. Being a kid was really the best.

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#14. I even have I.D., see?

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#15. Why don’t I learn?

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Was I right? You can admit it!

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21 Couples Discuss Their Most Memorable Road Trips

Ahhh, I love a good road trip! I’ve had the good fortune to have driven basically all across the United States, and there’s something about watching endless miles of road stretching out before you, the landscapes gradually changing, the steady flow of highway traffic. It’s soothing.

Road trips also create some awesome memories. Some are sweet, some are hot, and others are no good. Here are some of the craziest memories other couples have made on the road.

1. Good answer!  😂 🤣

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2. I guess that worked out!

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3. Well, that happens sometimes…

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4. Poly is as poly does…

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5. OMFG… these gender stereotypes already…

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6. The call of the wild…

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7. Boom.

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8. Well, boom diggity!

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9. Def a keeper!

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10. Haha, whatever you say!

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11. Congrats!

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12. Well duh… they’re not blind.

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13. More road trips pls! kthx

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14. Yay!

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15. Awwwww… this makes me sick.  😂 🤣

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16. Ummmm…. wut?

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17. Okay, that’s adorable…

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18. The first few words says “With my BF.” Just FYI.

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19. Spontaneous road trip!

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20. Take that MOM!

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21. Love this!

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What’s your fave road trip memory?

Share this and let the world know! Don’t keep it a secret!

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