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These Drunken Stories Will Prevent You from Ever Blacking out Again

Sometimes, you just have a little too much sauce, you know what I mean?

It’s not a fun place to be… especially if you truly can’t remember what happened the next day.

These 12 people all got there and admit their regrets right now…

1. Dance dance dance!

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2. Haha, you crazy bastard…

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3. Never sext drunk…

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4. Yikes!

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5. You piece of shit!

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6. Technically, you were’t wrong…

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7. Gross!

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8. Oh snap…

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9. Those assholes!

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10. Yes you did you bad girl.

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11. Damn.

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Note to self… never get blackout drunk again.

Ugh.

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This Woman Is Waging a Hilarious War Against Selfies by “Dying” in Her Photos

STEFDIES is a photo series by an anonymous woman who pretends to be, well, dead in photos.

And there’s a good reason for it!

The STEFDIES series reminds us we will one day die, like our face down figure. Hence seeing her in the photograph wakes up not only the image but us. We are given the opportunity to ‘die before we die’ and really take in the moment in the photo as we must in life. It is not about death, it is about life.

STEFDIES is a constant reminder of how precious life is. The breath inside is what we all ultimately seek.

So that’s fun!

You know what’s more fun? Her pictures!

1. Under the Golden Gate bridge…

2. In Madrid!

3. At Disney World?

4. Looks like London?

5. At a petting zoo!

6. A friend joining her for an art show!

7. Okay, that could actually be lethal…

8. Eiffel corpse!

9. Smashed on the rocks!

10. Enjoying a snack…

11. Parking lot probs…

12. Along the English countryside…

13. Submerged

14. Outside Notre Dame

15. Clowning around!


Check out her website here and Instagram here, and enjoy all that weirdness. You’ve earned it.

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Clam Chowder Popsicles Are Here to Potentially Ruin Your Summer

I bet you can’t wait to chase down the ice cream truck down to get your hands on a popsicle this summer!

Well, I don’t mean to ruin your good mood, your love of popsicles, or your life, but some evil person posted the photo below on a Reddit page and outraged just about everyone. Oh, and they posted on it on the BOSTON Reddit page for good measure.

Ladies and gentlemen…the Clam Chowder Popsicle.

Summah is here! #NewEngland #clamchowdah from boston

Some of the comments on the photo on Reddit include:

“I’m calling the FBI.”

“I will spend 10 whole minutes in the Red Line rather than eat that.”

“I can smell this, you wretched f*ck. I can smell the picture.”

“I regret being born with eyes.”

“Oh my god. So f*cking gross…and what self respecting Bostonian eats Chunky f*cking chowder. My god you can get decent clam chowder here almost as easily as you can get a large regular from Dunkin.”

I think it’s safe to say that people on Twitter are not happy about this new development in the world of frozen treats, either.

Because why would anybody do this?

Whyyyyyy?!?!?!

They clearly only have a heart filled with evil.

And someone tweeted this out, which may lead to months of therapy for some of us.

Apparently, the person who posted the photo said in a Reddit message, “I did not make or eat the thing. My friend made it. I have no idea why she did it.”

So the good news is these babies aren’t for sale…yet.

I’m sorry you had to see this…

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Hilarious Memes for Catholics That (Hopefully) Won’t Leave You Feeling Guilty

Catholics understand the guilt that comes along with practicing that religion. And if you’re not part of the crew, well, I’m sure you’ve at least heard about it. “Catholic Guilt” is famous for a reason. That shizz is REAL!

And when we’ve got guilt paired with shame, you know what happens.
That’s right: MEMES!

Check out this list of 12 tasty, Catholic memes, and just know that they’re guilt and calorie free!

1. Stay calm and pray on.

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2. Sister Jean bringing that bball heat!

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3. Oh snap Pope!

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4. Snickers into Kit Kats

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5. Uppercase for lyfe

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6. Or it’s what he dumps on everybody else

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7. Looks legit. Should have been included in Bible. Oh well.

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8. We are human after all…

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9. It doesn’t work like that!

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10. Give the teens a break! They’re antsy!

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11. But is he?

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12. I prefer Dinner 7:15

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Bless these memes.

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Enjoy These Stories of Food Delivery with a Little Mayhem Added to the Order

All these web-based food delivery companies sure make our lives convenient, don’t they? But, sometimes it doesn’t work out exactly the way it’s supposed to.

While we wait for them to deliver some consistency, scroll through these times where food delivery services brought a side order of weird to the night.

1. Foreign language lessons?

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2. A side of romance?

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3. A side of nookie?

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4. A side of sarcasm?

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5. A side of nothing to go with your nothing?

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6. Not a side of ranch.

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7. A side of fast and furious?

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8. A side of drama?

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Whatever you wanted to eat, you probably won’t get it. But we keep trying because we want it to work so badly. In the meantime, enjoy your hot and juicy randomness.

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8 Facts About “Blazing Saddles” That Will Make You Say Yee-Haw!

The subversive satire Blazing Saddles takes on racism and prejudice in a way that is still winning over fans four decades later. It’s perhaps Mel Brooks’ most beloved film.

Below are 8 howl-worthy facts that will make you want to stand up and cheer – and give it a re-watch, too.

#8. Slim Pickens slept outside, with his Winchester, to get into character.

To get into Taggart’s mind, Slim Pickens grabbed his gun and slept under the stars. That’s dedication!

#7. It was originally titled Ted X: An Homage To Malcom X.

Other rejected titles were Black Bart and The Purple Sage, and the final title came to Brooks while he was taking a shower.

#6. Gene Wilder wasn’t even close to Brooks’ first choice.

Though Brooks described Wilder’s eventual performance as “magnificent” in the DVD documentary, many actors (including Johnny Carson) turned the part down before Brooks cast…Gig Young.

Then Young was removed from the role when he became violently ill from alcohol abuse on the first day of filming and everyone realized that having an alcoholic play an alcoholic probably wasn’t the best idea.

“We draped Gig Young’s legs over and hung him upside down. And he started to talk and he started shaking. I said, ‘This guy’s giving me a lot. He is giving plenty. He’s giving me the old alky shake. Great.’ And then it got serious, because the shaking never stopped and green stuff started spewing out of his mouth and nose, and he started screaming. And I said, ‘That’s the last time I’ll ever cast anybody who really is that person.’ If you want an alcoholic, don’t cast an alcoholic. …Anyway, poor Gig Young, it was the first shot on Friday, nine in the morning, and an ambulance came and took him away. I had no movie.”

Wilder took over almost immediately and the rest is history.

#5. John Wayne declined a role.

The Duke found the script funny but didn’t think it aligned with his resume and career. He did say, “I’ll be the first one in line to see it!”

#4. Wilder pitched the idea of Young Frankenstein while on set.

Young Frankenstein, the movie that followed up Blazing Saddles for Brooks, was pitched by Gene Wilder on set.

“His idea was very simple. ‘What if the grandson of Dr. Frankenstein wanted nothing to do with the family whatsoever? He was ashamed of those wackos.’ I said, ‘That’s funny.’

#3. It was the first movie that audiences heard someone fart onscreen.

Brooks once said “Blazing Saddles, for me, was a film that truly broke ground. It also broke wind…and maybe that’s why it broke ground.”

He argued that cowboys ate so many beans that there was no way they didn’t have gas, and out came the campfire scene that made movie history.

#2. It almost spawned a television series.

A pilot called Black Bart was filmed in 1975, but was never picked up.

#1. The character of Mongo was played by a former NFL player.

Alex Karras was a Detroit Lions’ defensive tackle who started appearing in films in the 1960s. He continued acting and is probably best known for the role of George Papadapolis on Webster.

 

Definitely one to pull out for your kids (once they’re old enough, of course).

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A Guy with a Saxophone Serenaded Cows by the Roadside and It Is Adorable

Cows lead a pretty boring existence and they need a little entertainment once in a while, just like humans. That’s why Rick Herrmann nailed it when he stopped on a rural road in Oregon and serenaded a pasture full of cows with his saxophone.

Rick’s daughter, Erin Herrmann, posted the videos her father playing his smooth sax to the cattle. The crowd of cows just couldn’t resist these silky tunes.

The videos went viral because… duh!

Wait for the neighbor to shout “Tequila” at the end of this one!

I love it!

Herrmann said he’s been playing the sax for about seven months, and when he saw a video of people playing music for animals him and his wife took a ride so he could play for some cows nearby.

“I thought they might be curious. I guess I didn’t expect them to crowd the fence so much.”

Erin Herrmann said that the cows appreciated her father’s playing much more than the family dog.

“Our dog, Piper, hates the noise so much, she even chewed up all his reeds once. My dad was running by the field on June 25 and thought that maybe the cows would appreciate his music more than Piper would. He was definitely right! We always talk to and go see the cows near the house because they are his favorite animal and they make his so happy … He’s just such a good hearted guy and likes to be goofy and enjoy the simple things in life! He loves that he’s making people so happy!”

The story went viral in such a big way that even legendary sax player Kenny G weighed in on the story.

Nice work, Mr. Herrmann, and keep at it!

There are a lot of animals out there who wouldn’t mind a break from their daily routines.

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These 30 Kids Are Really Bad at Hide-And-Seek

Not everybody can be a natural at hide-and-seek. For some, it takes practice.

In homage to all of those people, here are 30 kids who are still learning the ropes of the game:

#30. This one’s pretty impressive, but also a poor spot.

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#29. A blindingly bad idea.

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#28. So much wrong going on.

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#27. Sometimes, you gotta bag it up.

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#26. Points for attempted camo.

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I had a hard time deciding how to rank? Cutest? Worst? Funniest.

I’m still not sure how I decided to rank them, but I know they’re all f’n awesome.

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These People All Texted the Wrong Numbers and Got the Best Answers Ever

Have you ever accidentally sent a text to the wrong person? Especially when you were drunk?

Yeah you have…

These people who texted the wrong person weren’t necessarily drunk, but after getting these responses, they probably wish they were!

Enjoy!

1. No he does not look like a Jessica.

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2. A very standard response

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3. Murica!

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4. This joke is prehistoric…

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5. We haven’t all been there. Sorry not sorry.

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6. They don’t know how cats work?

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7. That escalated quickly!

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8. Who doesn’t want to party?!

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9. Saxy!

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10. Make ’em laugh!

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11. Grill, you got me hot and bothered!

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12. It’s not JUST a car…

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13. Bruh.

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14. Best. Response. Ever.

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15. So… they reported this, right?!

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Well, that’s was fun! You know what else is fun? Sharing funny posts with friends.

So do it!

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These Dating Tweets Are so Relatable We Can Hardly Deal with It

Need some relatable dating tweets? Of course you do, what a silly question!

Enjoy!

1. Oh, you too? Hmmm, there’s a lot of us these days…

2. Why do our minds always go there?!?

3. And that trash patch in the middle of the ocean is massive!

4. But what if I don’t want a date right now…

5. lol just jk…

6. Yes, we did hug at the end. Who wants more details?

7. Is this one of those prank shows?

8. Oh no. No no no…

9. You just hope it’s lil ugly instead of big pretty…

10. Oh stop it! You wouldn’t make babies cry… much.

11. Damn… who do you hang around?

12. Yeah, but how big is that wall’s d**k?

13. So is that a fire sign or…?

14. Yeah, don’t fly too close to the sun…

15. Just 623? Amateur…

16. She has a point…

If you didn’t relate to anything in that pile of wisdom, I don’t know what to tell you.

Maybe look on Insta and following some influencers, because I got nothing more for ya.

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