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11 People Share the Really Weird Things They Do

People are strange…

It turns out there are strange habits that many people have, and even though we don’t understand why, we’re compelled to continue the behavior.

Maybe it’s evolution, maybe it’s psychology, or maybe (most likely) it’s something we’ll never understand about the human brain – but whatever the reason, these 11 weird impulses will make you raise your eyebrows…or nod in solidarity.

11. Makes perfect sense!

10. We’re competitive by nature.

9. Because…you’re still not sure. Ha!

8. Stage fright!

7. This has to be some kind of evolutionary thing.

6. Because if you never see them they can’t kill you.

5. Same, but because I’m afraid someone died.

4. Okay but that’s just rude.

3. Never let your guard down.

2. Intermittent existential crises are normal.

1. You can be excited or depressed. Pick.

Good luck reining yourselves in out there, people!

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Zuu the Cat’s Expression Says “I Just Can’t Handle This Anymore”

There are any number of times when our faces surely say “Wtf I cannot with one more thing right now,” but I guarantee you, your face is less expressive for those situations than that of Zuu the cat.

He’s had enough, and he just wants to sleep.

Or have more coffee.

Zuu is an Exotic Longair cat, and he’s just a couple of years old. His owner, Chika, posts pictures of both him and his brother, Bocco (an Exotic Shorthair) on Instagram.

People are loving the pictures, probably because if people love anything more than cats, it’s cats who look as if they understand the human condition better than actual humans.

Seriously, it’s like looking in a mirror first thing in the morning.

If you’re thinking about grabbing one of these cats for yourself, know that they require daily grooming to keep the tear stains off their faces. Also, they’re so lazy that some, like these two floofs, prefer to be hand fed.

But I mean. Who doesn’t?

Just one more reason that I definitely want to come back as a cat, if those sorts of requests are granted.

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A Woman Canceled Her Baby Shower After Friends and Family Mocked Baby’s Name

Ahhhhhh, the joys of parenting. The feeling of holding your baby for the first time, or celebrating their first birthday. And of course the unconditional love you will always have for that child.

But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. First comes the name. Sooooooo important. Get the name wrong and your child could be facing a lifetime of bullying. For example, Waldo. I mean, kids will be pointing at him screaming, “I Found You” and every birthday they’ll receive a box of white and red striped shirts with matching hats. Ugh.

But get the name right and the stars will align for the little one into adulthood in which they will change mankind for the better….Okay, you get my drift.

That question: “Did you choose the right name?” is on the top of this woman’s mind. She chose the FIRST name of her unborn child to be Squire Sebastian Senator. That’s right. This is the FIRST name only. And her family and friends did not take the news well. So much so, she took to Facebook and canceled the baby shower.

Let’s run down the highlights, shall we?

“His name is Squire Sebastian Senator. That is that. You cannot force me to change his name. This is that name I was meant to give him. No, that is not his full name.”

This is true. It’s her kid. Her business.

“‘Squire Sebastian Senator’ is only his first name. This is how it will be. He will not be allowed to have a nickname, he is to be called by his full and complete first name.”

Sorry to his future friends, but there will be no Squi.

“We come from a long lasting family of both squires and senators. If you look back in our family tree, the survival of this clan is literally rooted in squiredom. We are all related to senators too. This name conveys power. It conveys wealth. It conveys success.”

Ok, lady. I feel ya now. There are history and meaning to the name.

“My baby’s name WILL be a revolution. It will push people to question everything. Why name your baby boring and over-used names like Joshua, Brian, Sam, Nick, Mark, Bella, Marina, etc… when you can name it something special.”

Pump the brakes, Bella is pretty damn special. Just ask Edward.

In the end, it’s none of my business what she names her child. I wish her the best and hope he is loved, cared for, and completely prepared to fill out lengthy bubble exams in school.

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People Share What They Think Screams “I Peaked in High School”

If you weren’t one of the “cool kids” in your high school, you probably remember looking at the really popular kids and saying to yourself, “Wow, they’re gonna be the kings of the hill forever…”

Annnnnnd then, about ten years after graduation, you see them and realize that some folks really do peak in high school. You know the type.

AskReddit users share what behavior screams “I peaked in high school.”

You’ll enjoy these…

1. Wow…

“Getting the score of the football game you won against the school’s rival tattooed on your shoulder.”

2. Still hanging around

“When I was in high school, this guy a year before me had a fearsome reputation. At house parties, people would fear him just by name alone. He would show up to parties with his cronies and start fights. He came from a decent enough family. Everybody wanted to be on his good side.

Anyway, he graduates high school, and most of us were still in 12th grade. I remember he used to come around lunctime to smoke with the people out front, shoot the breeze and talk about how much fun it is to just sleep in and do nothing and have all this freedom.

A couple of months of “Ohhh cool!” To, “Why are you still here?” as we awkwardly shuffled back to class.”

3. That’s not good

“I dated a guy with his high school mascot tattooed on his arm. It was such a turnoff.”

4. Still holding on

“A guy who graduated from my high school back in 2003 was arrested a few years ago for his 2nd DUI. He was wearing his Letterman jacket in his mugshot.”

5. I’ll buy the beer!

“Partying with high schoolers when you’re 30.”

6. Sad!

“At my ten year reunion, the prom queen came wearing a tiara with a custom “Queen ’03” sash over her shoulder. I had to go outside I was laughing so hard.

But I’ll be damned if she didn’t rock that outfit the while time, so, respect.

Still sad though.”

7. The King and Queen

“Billy Joel feels compelled to write a ballad about how you and your ex were the king and the queen of the prom, how the two of you married right after high school, and how it all went to hell from there. Bonus points if your names happen to be Brenda and Eddie.”

8. Nerds!

“Still bullying the “nerds” at your 10 year reunion.”

9. The good ol’ days

“Sharing EVERY memory from Facebook talking about the “good ol days” and “wish we could go back” when it’s only been a few years since graduation.”

10. How’s that working out?

“Dropping out of college to promote your pyramid scheme.”

11. Oh no!

“Me, in a horrid realization, in the back of my ’92 Camaro, while icing that knee I blew out at the championship game senior year, reading through the divorce papers.”

12. You guys wanna hang out?

“Selling pot to teenagers and then trying to get them to stay and smoke with you.”

13. Jeez…

“Filming yourself running drills and throwing footballs off camera in front of your van/mobile home.”

14. That is embarrassing

“The class that graduated before me had their ten year reunion last year and apparently a big fight broke out over something that happened when they were all still in high school. I guess that is one way to tell if someone peaked in high school. Pretty embarrassing.”

15. Still trying to live the dream

“Forcing your kids to be good at sports.”

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15 Funny Photos That Perfectly Sum up Canada

Oh, Canada!

I love Canada! Nice people, beautiful cities, open prairies, and of course, the greatest sport known to man: HOCKEY.

Also, the people are really, really nice. It’s great, eh!

And these pics prove that point, once again.

1. Never see that in the U.S.

Another Canadian thing from pics

2. Don’t worry about it

Meanwhile in Canada… from pics

3. Water fight!

Canadian Police Clash with Citizens from pics

4. Already Great

Found a pretty cool hat at a local store today from pics

5. This is great

Police in Montreal are refusing to wear their work pants as a part of a labor dispute. from funny

6. Thank you!

Canadians are notorious for being kind from pics

7. Honest

Honest Canadian commuters. The workers were missing and the automatic gates were broken. This is the result. from pics

8. Generosity

Everything about this says Canada from pics

9. Please be a nice thief

Canadian victims of theft. from funny

10. Can I come in?

11. Come back later

12. It happens…

Canadian Parking Ticket from funny

13. Canadian graffiti

This bathroom graffiti is positive. from mildlyinteresting

14. All dressed the same

Fashion at my small town Canadian bar. [OC] from funny

15. Shorts?!?! Really?!?!

A guy at my University in Canada walking to class from funny

Oh, Canada, you sure are a gem!

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Take a Look at These Housing Design Fails Shared by Real Estate Agents

It’s amazing what kind of housing designs are out there…

Venessa Van Winkle is on a mission: she’s a real estate agent who is showing the world just how epic some home design fails are.

? Being in real estate I see a lot of weird and random things… ?? These are some that my fellow agents have shared….

Posted by Venessa Van Winkle on Monday, July 29, 2019

They’re funny, surprising, and some of them are just downright WEIRD.

Have a look.

1. Careful getting out of the tub

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2. WOW

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3. His and Hers

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4. Interesting choices…

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5. Pee-wee Herman’s house?

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6. A palace

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7. Yikes

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8. Take a bath while cooking

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9. Nightmare

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10. Okay…

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11. Backsplash

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12. Just go down the long hallway

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13. Carpet…on the bathtub?

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14. NOPE

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15. Welcome!

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I have a feeling some of those houses are a pretty tough sell…

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This Is Why Men Should Be Banned from Writing Female Characters

“Write what you know.” That’s how the saying goes, remember?

Well, maybe men should consider that advice a little harder before they take a crack at writing female characters. Because a lot of them are waaaaaaaaaay off, and, frankly, they sound pretty dumb.

Ladies, on behalf of all males, I apologize for what you’re about to see.

1. Interesting!

2. WTF?

3. I hate that!

4. Here’s why…

5. Oh my god…

Macaroni and cheese vagina from menwritingwomen

6. Weird

7. Not Phillip K. Dick!

Thinking with his Phillip K Dick from menwritingwomen

8. Mmmmm

9. An awful bit

10. Wait, what?

11. Borrow them

12. Get a load of that passage

13. Dear Mr. King…

14. Creamy

Soft and creamy boobs from menwritingwomen

15. Perfect!

Cringeworthy, isn’t it?

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15 People Share the Basic Life Skills They Should’ve Learned, but Never Did

Okay, time for everyone to spill their guts…

Are there certain life skills that most adults have…except you, who are totally clueless? Maybe changing a tire? Cooking even the most basic meal?

A Twitter user shared this post and it set off an epic thread where people came clean about what they don’t know how to do.

Here are some of the best responses.

1. Keep trying!

2. Might want to work on that

3. I can’t either…

4. A dying skill

5. Where am I?

6. Panic-inducing

7. That’s kind of hard TBH

8. I’m with you on this one, brother

9. Ironing sucks

10. 0% success rate

11. The videos aren’t helping

12. Let me explain…

13. Can’t snap

14. Bunny ears

15. Don’t give up yet

What are the basic life skills you never learned? Share in the comments!

I think I might need to hire a life coach…

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15 Funny Tweets About Sex

These tweets are decidedly NOT hot.

Why does everyone have to be so serious about sex? Have a laugh about it once in a while!

Like these folks did!

1. Wait, not like that

2. It’s true

3. Splendid

4. Shook

5. Seriously

6. Don’t mess this up

7. WTF

8. Think that’s what happened?

9. That’s a good one

10. Why not?

11. Hey o!

12. Which one was it?

13. Not gonna happen

14. That’s a dealbreaker

15. Practice makes perfect

Funny stuff!

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17 Memes for All the Stressed-Out Moms Out There

Stress. Playing referee to the kids. Dealing with an incompetent husband (I’m just assuming).

A lot of moms out there got it rough.

That’s why all you bad ass moms out there need to check out these funny memes.

Take a break and enjoy!!

1. Throw it away

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2. Truth bomb

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3. That’s reasonable

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4. Sure…

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5. Nightmare fuel

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6. That’s really weird

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7. VERY hard

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8. Like a 30-something man with a beard

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9. Tragic

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10. This’ll do

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11. Thanks…for nothing

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12. Maybe over the line?

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13. Hmmmm

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14. Don’t anger them

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15. Human GPS

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16. It’s true, don’t lie

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17. What was that?

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Moms, I hope that gave you at least a brief respite from your stressed-out existence.

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