15 Funny Tweets That Should Put a Smile on Your Face

Life got you a little beaten down at the moment? Why the long face?

Well, I have just the thing.

Tweets! Funny tweets! Funny tweets that are gonna make you smile!

1. That’s never a good sign.

2. Five very solid films.

3. Read the whole thing…

4. Here we go…

5. A total failure.

6. Sad but true.

7. Hadn’t thought about that…

8. I like the sound of that.

9. Can you please stop eating?

10. You’re good, keep going.

11. They don’t exist.

12. I think you nailed it.

13. Here I am!

14. Who are you?

15. It’ll be an interesting day.

Is that a smile I see?

Good, then we did our jobs today!

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These People Came up with Incredible Solutions to Tiny Little Problems

Are these people brilliant? Well, it certainly appears that way.

Because these life hacks are pretty darn impressive, if I do say so myself.

Take a look and prepare to be WOWED.

1. That’s pretty brilliant.

Guy at coffee shop shows off his solution to the $999 Apple stand. from funny

2. Give ’em the finger.

The HOA in my friend’s neighborhood recently threatened her neighbors with a fine if they didn’t hide their trash cans, even though they’ve been in the same spot for over a decade. This is their solution. from funny

3. Exactly what she’s saying.

https://lauralot89.tumblr.com/post/180277434741/hey-everyone-so-you-know-organizations-like

4. Can I come?

5. That’s how it’s done.

Nice

6. No more dogs on the deck.

Started staining the deck and needed to keep the dog off the deck boards. Solution found. from funny

7. Whatever works, right?

When you don’t have a suit but need one. from funny

8. Either way, it’s gonna work.

https://pankunchiii.tumblr.com/post/176397948175/calamitylou-where-has-this-been-all-my-life

9. She’s on to something…

10. A great movie that needs to be made.

https://mollyglock.tumblr.com/post/144001722061/they-are-a-witchs-two-familiars-and-have-never

11. That’s what FaceTime should be used for.

12. All kinds of options.

13. Hopefully a medic is on site.

https://planetfuckingjupiter.tumblr.com/post/44515809011

14. Just keep changing it up.

Clearing up space to save more memes on my phone

15. Okay, this guy wins.

absolute madlad over here from tumblr

Do you have any awesome life hacks that we should know about?

Share them in the comments!

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Check out These Funny Tweets from Very Amusing Ladies

There are a lot of hilarious women out there in the Twitter-verse, and here are 15 more. Ladies, keep us LOLing on social media, please.

Try not to pee your pants, okay?

1. That sounds pretty good to me.

2. I’ve seen it many times.

3. Human in cat form.

4. Sisters being sisters.

5. Someone had other plans.

6. That is a show of confidence.

7. You were close…

8. I’m a big fan of this.

9. What language is this?

10. That’s very hot.

11. I’ve been here before.

12. Your new garbage boyfriend.

13. Their inner monologue.

14. Gritty is pretty awesome.

15. Man, that’s rough.

Ladies, we got our eyes on you. Keep up the funny business.

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These Tweets Show That Kids Are Pretty Hilarious Even When They’re Not Trying

Kids are pretty amusing even when they’re not even trying to be. It must just be part of the DNA of young boys and girls, and then once we get a little bit older, we grow out of it and become bland adults.

Good times!

Here are some kiddos that are downright hilarious. Do any of them remind you of your little monsters?

1. These kids have bright futures.

2. That is not cool.

3. Genius move, right there.

4. Wait, that’s not an emergency?

5. This kid gets it.

6. My kind of kid.

7. No honey, it doesn’t.

8. Always erase the history.

9. Newspaper was hacked.

10. We’re laughing with you.

11. Acting a fool.

12. Don’t say a word.

13. Would you look at that?

14. Speaking the truth.

15. I agree with him.

Fill us in on what your kiddos have done recently that made you laugh out loud!

We’d love to hear from you!

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Garbage Collectors Come Clean About the Stuff People Throw Away

The stuff people throw away can be truly shocking.

And it’s not just the amount of money we spend on things that we just pitch in the trash. People seem to think that garbage bags somehow shield them from being arrested… because A LOT of illegal shit gets thrown away for ANYBODY to find.

These 14 garbage collectors know this all too well, and they’re not shy about divulging what they found!

Let’s go!

1. So many different things in just 8 months!

I worked ~8 months while waiting to go to school in my small southern town.

Summary of interesting things I found go as follows: $20, bullets, a live snake, a fully working 400$ amp (which I now use for my speaker setup), and a small bag of marijuana, and a can literally full of adult toys and open DVDs.

2. Thanks history professor. Or should I say… history thief!

We used to pull the recyclables out of the dumpsters by our rental condo in California. Found a Naval officer’s sword, a nice set of cast iron skillets, plus a fantastic handmade leather chair. Still have those in my home. Lots of clothes with tags, pretty sure the residents one unit over were shoplifters and thieves; we took that stuff to the thrift shops.

Then there was Big Trash Day in Japan once a quarter. Fully working treadle sewing machine with a cast iron base, ceramic hibachi pot, marvelous glass and lacquer cases, a giant yellow quartz gem set in silver. A full set of WWII photos and albums, including a Kamikaze farewell party, but a history professor “borrowed” those to examine and never got them back to me.

3. Think of all the money to be made!

I lived in a campus town and every year, end of the semester, (especially the end of spring semester) the most amazing stuff would be thrown out.

Students (especially foreign students) leaving who had no way to take their stuff with them.

Uncounted couches, TVs, furniture, computers, electronics, etc just sitting on the curbs all around the campus.

They had to clean the apartment out and they had nowhere to put the stuff but on the curb.

4. Why do people throw away laptops?!?

I live in a town with 2 colleges in it and I like to go textbook hunting on move out week. I’ll usually pull 2,5-3k in 2 weeks. I’ve found around 8-9 phones of vary degrees of degradation, around 4 laptops with fixable problems and a closets worth of name-brand clothing. My daily driver timbs are trash boots.

My friend though, after two years of gathering now owns a small business selling and renting what he calls “dorm kits”, which usually include a couple lights, chairs, a mini-fridge, a microwave, an electric kettle and other odds and ends. He has a real job but makes about 40k a year supplemental, a lot in cash. (that he keeps in a cardboard box labeled “f— you money”) He will often find 2-3 of the kits he sold outright in the garbage that same year. I’m jealous of his work ethic, because those couple of weeks before/after the semester he works 18 hour days.

TL;DR- if you live near a college there’s gold in the garbage.

5. E.A. office… it’s in the trash!

The cleaning company I work for regularly gets rid of unwanted stuff from an Electronics Arts office.

We could keep the items they didn’t use anymore. Some of the fun things we got were: a classic guitar hero set, wii fit + balance board, sim city mouse pads (still using those), some kind of singstar microphones (use the now for talking online with friends), old sims disks with all the commercials they have ever released (some weird stuff was on there), battlefield bad company key chains, old games like need for speed and rogue galaxy for ps2 and lots of minor stuff.

This happens annually so i hope they got some fun stuff this year.

6. So much wine!

At my sister’s alma mater, she said the rich girls threw out a lot of good stuff when the dorms had to be cleaned out for the summer. She got clothes, shoes and purses.

I lived in Israel as an English teacher several years ago and since thrift stores aren’t really a thing there, perfectly good clothes would be thrown out. I got so many bags of clothes.

Once they were washed, they were perfectly fine. (Got hand-me-downs from my teacher, the teacher of two people in my cohort and a few friends in my cohort as well.) Never had to buy clothes (minus a pair of boots and my Purim costume) during my 10 months in Israel! Before Passover, people toss anything that isn’t kosher for Passover. I found more clothes and three unopened bottles of wine!

7. Snowboards?! Whoa!

I usually find brand new stuff still in the plastic. Haven’t really found anything illegal though.

My brother in law works for a recycling place and he finds all kinds of cool sh*t. One day he came home with 3 brand new dc snowboards. He said whatever company wanted to shred the last year’s model that didn’t sell so he took it home.

8. Lots of meds!

I was a janitor for my high school in the summer months and one of the first jobs of the summer was locker clean out. I was given the master key for all the lockers and had to go in one by one to clean them out.

I found so many bottles of ADHD meds (adderal, ritalin, vyvanse), relatively brand new shoes, nice north face fleeces among other random sh*t.

9. The $100 pick up

I worked on the back of a trash truck for one summer when I was younger. It was my girlfriend’s dad’s company so I rode with him pretty much the entire time. We never found anything truly odd but one of my best memories was when we used to go around to pick up trash at these multi-million and billion dollar homes.

There was this one house that we picked up trash at that always had four, five, six huge cans full of bottles and trash from their weekly parties.

The rule was, only two large cans were to be picked up. Anything extra would cost the customer more. Well, in order to avoid having to pay the company extra, every week there would be this old guy standing at the back gate with a $100 bill. He’d hand us the bill in exchange for us not telling the owner about the extra pick-up.

The owner, the guy who he handed the money to, always promised not to tell anyone about it. We always had a good lunch on those days.

10. Never pay for a bike again!

My dad was a garbage man. My brother and never paid for a bike as kids – he’d find bikes in various states of disrepair and bring them back home to fix them up from their usable parts.

Also, radios. My dad would find some incredible old radios – tons of 40s/50s era tube radio receivers, which we would fix up together.

As far as illegal, I remember him telling me that he found a big ziploc bag full of mary jane one time.

11. Guns & Ammo

I was a garbage man for a number of years in the early 90s. I live in a very small town that is mostly Italian, and one morning we were sent out to collect the dumpster from a trucks top on the outskirts of town. As the truck was pouring the contents of the dumpster into the back, I saw a wet box break apart and inside were a bunch of submachine guns and magazines of ammo.

I stopped the winch, told the driver, and we both decided to play dumb (not difficult) and pretend we didn’t see them. So I continued on and crushed it all as though I hadn’t seen them.

I just remember being afraid that they were dropped off for a pickup or exchange and if some saw me taking them or I was found with them, it’d be a really bad day for me.

12. Better living through chemistry!

In an old school, a forgotten high school chemistry lab from the 60s. Jars and jars of things like thermite, sticks of yellow phosphorous submerged in some yellow-colored liquid that had evaporated to the point where there was only 1/8″ of liquid covering the top of the sticks and the slightest movement would cause the top end of the sticks to be uncovered.

This was all on the same racks as a jar of mercury, about a pound of powdered asbestos, spools of magnesium ribbom, quantities of powdered sulfur, nitroglycerin, potassium permanganate, cans that had rusted through (they still contained – something –

but the labels were too corroded to read), acid nitric and too many other bottles to read as just being in that room for a couple of minutes gave me a splitting headache.

It had apparently been a well-stocked chemistry lab for high school students decades previously then one day the school closed so they locked the door and nobody had entered it (much less cleaned it out) for decades.

13. Casino cleanup

My uncle in Vegas was a trash man.

After work he would walk through the landfill and find casino chips, jewelry, other valuables and money – enough to buy a very nice home on his modest wages after only a couple years. Rich, drunk and/or stupid means a lot of disposed, as opposed to disposable, wealth.

14. You knew this was coming…

A severed arm with no hand.

At first I thought it was from an animal until I looked closer in horror that it clearly was a human elbow.

That last story… WTF?????? How do you ever recover from that? How do you go back to work???

Got any crazy stories of things you found which you can’t unsee? Let us know in the comments!

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Heartwarming Videos of Dogs Getting Picked up from Daycare

I mean, come on… this is one of the best posts of all time. Because you KNOW what’s coming next.

These dogs are going to be so god damned happy to see their owners… you just KNOW it!

Get ready for the most cute you’ve seen in one post. Ever.

1. Come on! We’re going home!

2. Sugar is so sweet!

3. She remembers her leash!

4. Hey Lucy!

5. Not a mutt anymore!

6. Aussies get excited!

7. I love that name!

8. Archer is a jumper!

9. Look at that tail wagging!

10. Hey Aunt! Hey Aunt! Hey Aunt!

11. Arthur is one happy doggo!

12. Well, not all of them are happy…

Alright kids… what did you think? Most heartwarming, wholesome roundup of tweets ever?

Let us know what you thought in the comments!

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Michael Buble’s Song ‘Forever Now’ Is About Kids Growing up and Parents Are Emotional About It

Beyond the bottle feedings and weekend soccer games, the unconditional love parents feel grows deeper by the minute. From the time your baby is born, your bond never stops expanding, even after they go off to college.

Michael Buble put all that into words with his new song “Forever, Now” and I’ll tell ya, it gave me all the watery eyes.

I’m not a mom, but I watch my friends raise their children and my heart swells. It’s no easy feat but what’s incredible is that everlasting love.

With lyrics such as these how can you not cry!

I tuck you in at night

Another day has passed

Every week goes by a little faster than the last

It wasn’t so long ago

We walked together and you held my hand

And now you’re getting too big to want to

But I hope you’ll always understand

Within a few lines, Buble has literally managed to span time from a baby to a grown adult, all through a parent’s eyes. OMG, please pass the tissues!

In an interview with Magic Radio, Buble admits that when he wrote it he never meant to make it personal, but after recording the demo it truly was. He also feels he’ll never perform it live.

“I did a vocal demo…and the truth is I never sang it again. And to this day I’d never sang it again…I’m not ready to handle it yet.”

Michael Bublé on his song 'Forever Now' | Magic Radio

For his new album Love, Michael Bublé wrote a song that he'll never be able to perform again.

Posted by Magic Radio on Saturday, September 29, 2018

Even the crooner heart-throb is affected by his own music! This makes me love him even more. Oh, and for all you parents of fur-babies? Yeah, he mentioned that you are parents too with a deep love for your pets. Gah! Does he get any better?

Whether you just had a child, are seeing one off to college, or they are having children of their own, grab the tissues and enjoy this beautiful song. Thanks, Buble!

Hopefully this video filled your heart and gave you tears of joy! I think Buble is out to keep Kleenex in business.

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15 Tweets About Animals That Might Put a Big Smile on Your Face

It’s not as if you weren’t probably already aware that animals are hilarious. Most of the time it’s unintentional, but sometimes you’d swear they know exactly what they’re doing and how much we’re going to love it.

Proof? These 15 tweets right here!

Enjoy these precious moments. Because they won’t be around for long…

1. You’ll get it!

2. Hi. Bye.

3. Yo yo homie

4. There’s so much that’s right about this… but those cat situps!

5. Cutest. Dog. Ever.

6. Alright, listen here you little butthead…

7. Wiggle wiggle wiggle

8. dat frosh lewk!

9. Donald!

10. Same

11. Fruit of his labor…

12. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!

13. Da best!

14. This is perfect!

15. BFFS!

Are you still saying “awwwwwwwww”? Because I am.

Alright kids… favorite tweet? Let us know in the comments!

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17 Halloween Costume Ideas You Might Want to Consider This Year

Do you need some inspiration this Halloween season? It’s tough to decide what to be since there are literally tens of thousands of great ideas floating around out there.

So today we’ve made it A LOT easier. Here are 17 perfect group costumes that are sure to be a hit at any company holiday party!

The Heathers

Stranger Things Wall Alphabet

Shark Week

Seven Dwarves

Scooby Doo!

Santa’s Reindeer

Pizza party!

Napoleon Dynamite

Mrs Pac-Man and the ghosts

Monopoly

Many Minions!

Mario Kart in the house!

Magic School Bus

M&Ms

Thing 1, 2 & 3!

Tetris!

Twister

Hope these ideas help you decide! I think we’re going with Napoleon Dynamite this year. And I’m gonna be Uncle Rico.

So, what’s your favorite? Share in the comments!

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Taco Makeup is a Thing, so We Might as Well Take a Look

Tacos are sacred to me, so I have to say this is a little odd

But I guess we shouldn’t be surprised by anything at this point, right?

That’s why taco makeup might be here to stay as a beauty trend. Hey, why not?!?!

Check it out!

1. Now I’m kind of hungry.

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Taco taco ? ➡Follow @lorena_litai for more ➡ . Hi ? today I bring you this taco inspired makeup. It seems a little vegetarian? I did it with love for my friend @frixxdf. I hope you like it. . Hola ?, hoy les traigo este maquillaje inspirado en un taco. Parece un poco vegetariano ? Lo hice con mucho cariño para mi amiga @frixxdf. Espero les guste. . . ?@docolor_official Tropical palette Use: Lorena for save ?. Link in Bio. ?@lashedbyvixen Secret admirer. Help me to win free lashes for a year. Use: Litai for save ? ?@kryolanmexico Aquacolors ?@anastasiabeverlyhills Deep brow pomade Ebony ?@loreal L'Oréal Pro Matte 108 ?@rcmamakeup No color Powder . . #taco #kawaiitaco #tacomakeup #maquillajetaco #fantasymakeup #tacotaco #docolor #lashedvyvixen #kryolan #aquacolors #anastasiabeverlyhills #abhprsearch #maquillajedefantasia #newmua #muaxdiscover #veggytaco #muasdemexico #muaxdiscover #undiscovered_mua #muamafia #muasfeaturing #undiscoveredmakeupart #muasunderdogs #underratedmua #makeuptrend #latinasmakeuplovers #newmua #colorfulmakeup #cartoonmakeup

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2. Verrrrry close to the eye.

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? Whatchu Taco'n Bout? ? Who would like a tutorial on this once I start Youtube? Don't forget to subscribe to my channel ready for when I start uploading, link is in bio! ? • Eyes are the @inglot_australia Freedom System Rainbow Eyeshadow pan in 109, the @sosu_bysuzannejackson #urbanbiblepalette using the shades Faith, Savior and Oath, and the @kimkolashes #glitz in Citrine on the @plouise_makeup_academy #rumourbase • Details are the @jeffreestarcosmetics #velourliquidlipstick in the shades Family Jewels, Drug Lord, Equality, Venus Flytrap, Anna Nicole, Queen Bee and Redrum, and @thebalm #schwingliner • Lashes are by @auvecosmetics in the style Tay and @maccosmeticsaustralia #hauteandnaughtymascara • Brows are the @cynthiaannecosmetics_training #browpomade in Dark Brown • Lighting: @luvostore • Brushes: #cynthiaannecosmetics #cutcreaseprobrush @royallangnickel @morphebrushes . . . . #inglotcosmetics #inglotcosmeticsaustralia #jeffreestar #jeffreestarcosmetics #sosubysj #sosubysjxkeilidh @keilidhmua #thebalmaus #thebalm #maccosmeticsaustralia #royalbrushbabe #auvecosmetics #kimkolashes #morphebabe #luvofam #eyeart #eyemakeup eyeshadow #makeup #makeupartist #tacomakeup #plouisemakeupacademy #abhprsearch

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3. I only have eyes for you…and tacos.

4. Extreme close-up.

5. Let’s go to the video.

6. A lot going on in this photo.

7. Pile it on.

8. Reppin’ a specific brand.

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Del Taco over Taco Bell. Fight me. Beyond Meat for the win! @deltaco @beyondmeat ? EYEBROW: @anastasiabeverlyhills brow defined in soft brown @pampered.by.pot in dank brow dip ?EYE: @armbeautyrx countour palette (use code TABBY for $$ off!) ?LOGO: @jeffreestarcosmetics liquid lip in drug lord, no offense @limecrimemakeup liquid lip in red velvet @nyxcosmetics liquid liner in halo bright ?LASH: @sephora lashstories i. Lashaway @milkmakeup kush mascara ?GLITTER: @apocalypticbeautycosmetics in bride #taco #tacomakeup #deltaco #beyondmeat #tacobell #apocalypticbeauty #eyeart #makeup #mua #discoverunder1k #glowup #blazin_beauties #jeffreestarprlist #jeffreestarcosmetics #nyxcosmetics #limecrime #vegetarian #art #morphebabes #morphe #foodmakeup #food #fastfood

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9. All you can eat.

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H⃣A⃣P⃣P⃣Y⃣ C⃣I⃣N⃣O D⃣E⃣ M⃣A⃣Y⃣O⃣! ??? Throwback #Taco Makeup look? ? I don’t know why I think the things I do. Hope your day is filled with Tacos & Tequila! ✌????? PRODUCTS | USED: @makeupforever HD foundation stick @tartecosmetics “seduce” Amazonian 12 hr clay blush @katvondbeauty ”outlaw” @inglot_cosmetics liner “77” @urbandecaycosmetics ”midnight cowboy” glitter liner @maccosmetics fix plus @makeuprevolution concealer “c7” @maybelline lash paradise mascara @katvondbeauty shade + light contour palette @beccacosmetics ”champagne pop” @anastasiabeverlyhills brow definer “medium & ash brown” & brow wiz @narsissist “laguna” @lauramercier translucent setting powder @morphebrushes x @jaclynhill palette @anastasiabeverlyhills lip Palette ll @flutterlashesinc ”nice” lashes BRUSHES | USED: @morphe @sigma @beautyblender @luxiebeauty . @maccosmetics . . #motd #makeupaddict #makeup #makeupart #makegirlz #mua #makeupartist #makeuplove #makeupaddict #makeupjunkie #makeupartist #mua #makeupgoals #morphebrushes #morpheselfie #abhcosmetics #makeupartist #sigmabrushes #makeupaddiction #makeuplover #slay #selfie #weekendvibes #weekend #cincodemayo #tacomakeup #taco #tacos #cincodemayoweekend #cinodemayomakeup

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10. Might as well go for the cheek as well.

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I wanted tacos, so I draw it on my face ? This look is kinda random but I’ve always wanted to do a taco art since the begging ? I don’t know why! Anyways do you like tacos??? I hope you guys like today’s look ——————————————————— Products used: Foundation: @nyxcosmetics_pr @nyxcosmetics don’t stop won’t stop in soft beige and their black matte liner Concealer: @maybelline fit me in light Powder: @hudabeauty @hudabeautyshop in pound cake and her winter highlighter Eyes: @bhcosmetics take me back to Brazil Taco: @artezaofficial face paint Lips: @kyliecosmetics in maliboo ———————————————————— #tacomakeup #tacos #makeup #ilovemakeup? #newmua #makeuplooks #taco #newmakeuplook #eyeshadow #lips #nyxcosmetics #nyxcosmeticspr #followmakeup #yellow #green #abhprsearch #thelist

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Do you have thoughts on this beauty trend? Share them in the comments, por favor!

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