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15 Funny Tweets About Halloween

It’s time to get into costume, stock the house with candy, get the kids all dressed up, and head out to trick or treat and go to various parties. In other words, it’s Halloween!

So before you head out to enjoy all the festivities, take some time to read these funny tweets!

Boo!

1. That spider sure is blown away.

2. That is cool.

3. Now he’s a member of the family.

4. Clearly that’s Sloth.

5. Think it’s gonna work out?

6. I was actually thinking of doing it, too…

7. Either one works.

8. One of the many reasons it’s great.

9. Whoa! That’s awesome!

10. Go for it!

11. Hey o!

12. I knew that would be dead last.

13. That’s how I live my life.

14. Sounds like a great costume.

15. This tweet really nails it.

Have a great Halloween and share some photos from your evening in the comments below!

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15 Dogs with Really Impressive Halloween Costumes

What is the only thing better than Halloween? Dogs during Halloween!

I’m gonna go on the record here and say I get much more enjoyment out of seeing dogs in costume than seeing kids. Am I a terrible person? Probably, but I’m learning to deal with it.

Anyway, enough about me and my many psychological problems, let’s see these dogs in costume!

Oh, and Happy Halloween!

1. The Lion King.

2. Can’t go wrong with LaCroix.

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Thirsty? ? #halloween #tbt @lacroixwater

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3. He’s having a good time.

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#tbt This Saturday Jensen will be attending his 6th Spooky Pooch Howl-o-ween Celebration at @hillwoodmuseum. Swipe ? to see his costumes to date…⁣ ⁣ Jensen and I look forward to this event every year. He always has so much fun so I really didn't want him to miss it. I got special permission from his vet so he could attend (I just have to get there a few minutes early to get a good parking spot so he doesn't have to walk too far).⁣ ⁣ This contest is the reason I started making Jensen costumes in the first place. That first year we went, in 2014, Jensen had an adorable store bought turtle costume he got from his grandma. I bought orange fleece and made legs cuffs and a belt so he could be Michelangelo the Ninja Turtle (I even tried to teach him to carry nunchucks in his mouth but that didn't work ?). He looked cute but we got killed in the competition – there were so many adorable DIY costumes we just couldn't compete.⁣ ⁣ I vowed then and there to make his costume for the following year and my competitive drive for DIY dog Halloween costumes was born ?. ⁣ ⁣ 2015 I made him spaghetti ⁣ ⁣ 2016 I made him cotton candy (which was cute but the hat really made the costume – sadly a few minutes before we stepped on stage a gust of wind caught his hat and ripped in apart) ⁣ ⁣ 2017 Jensen and I were gumball machines ⁣ ⁣ 2018 was the disasterous sushi costumes we won't even discuss⁣ ⁣ And that brings us to this year – we've got paws crossed this year's costume can bring home theTop Dog prize for our first non-food related costume! And hoping the boys don't get themselves or each other too tangled up when walking across the stage!⁣ ⁣ #wethedogsdc #dcdogmoms #hillwoodestate #spookypooch #diyhalloweencostume #senioristhenewpuppy #seniordog #seniorcocker #halloween2019 #diyhalloweencostume2019 #tinydogsofdc #petsypets #dogsofbark #dcluckydog #hillwooddc #hillwoodmuseumandgardens #tbt #throwbackthursday

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4. No puedo esperar para Halloween.

5. The chef is here.

6. Pink Ladies on the prowl.

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#wcw to our sweet friend @rositameanspink ??? also congrats on winning @laweenies costume contest! You looked awesome! ⠀ .⠀ “Rosita was a rescue. Her Maltese mama and doxie daddy were given up to a rescue center and I got lucky to get one of the pups. When they say a dog truly also rescues you, it’s absolutely the truth. Rosita is the angel I didn’t know I needed here on earth. Because of all she brings to my life, I try to give her the best life possible. Besides warm hugs, kisses and fashion for days, she eats as healthy and yummy as momma can find for her! A healthy pup makes a happy pup!”⠀ .⠀ .⠀ Go check out her page and see all of her cuteness for yourself! ?: @rositameanspink⠀ .⠀ #prettyinpink #rositameanspink #pink #dogmom #winning #dogrescue #dachshundrescue #halloweenie #halloween #doxies #dachshundpuppy #dachshundlove #dachshundsofinstagram #cutedachshundsclub #puppycostume #doggyhalloween #doggycostumes #laweenies #doxiemix #wienerdog #doxiefever #dachshundsunited

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7. Beware of Pennywise.

8. This might be the best costume ever.

9. Batdog to the rescue.

10. And then there’s Spiderdog.

11. This is dead on.

12. A real-life Beanie Baby.

13. OMG, this is fantastic.

14. I’ll take all the kisses you can handle.

15. And, for a grand finale, we have Yoda.

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it’s FRIYAYYYYYYY!!!! ? today mawma has a day off so we are going to spend our day playing & she even said a possible walk might be in my future ? • what’s everyone’s plans for the weekend? • my mawma got me this weird costume that makes me look like yoda from star wars…… :/ i don’t really like the way i look but she says i’m the most handsome pup ? what is everyone else being for halloween? ? ? – – – #goldendoodle #goldenretriever #goldendoodle_daily #goldendoodlesofinstagram #goldendoodlepuppy #goldenretrieverpuppy #doodles #poodlesofinstagram #doodlesofinstagram #doodlesrule #poodles #puppy #puppylove #puppytraining #dogsofinstagram #dogs #doggo #monday #dogsofkansas #puppiesofinstagram #puppiesofkansas #kansaspup #puppy #puppycostume #doodle #dogcostume #dogcostumes

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Please do us a HUGE favor…

Share your photos of your pets in Halloween costumes in the comments!

We can’t get enough!

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15 Terrifying Pumpkin Carvings for the Modern World

Here are some terrifying pumpkins!

No, I’m not talking about carvings of Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees or Leatherface. I’m talking about carvings of…STUDENTS LOANS! A DYING IPHONE!

And other calamities that will make you shriek.

GASP!

These pumpkins will make for a truly scary Halloween…

1. The horror!

2. Not looking too bright.

3. More kids on the way?

4. A design nerd in our midst.

5. Final exam nightmare.

6. Not looking great.

7. The most dreaded word in the English language.

8. Look away!

9. No one ever wants to see that.

10. Now, that’s not very nice…

11. Not a fan.

12. For our friends across the pond.

13. No retweets = A terrible day.

14. See you at church.

15. Truly horrifying.

Were those horrifying, or what?

I tried to warn you…

Share pics of your carved-up pumpkins in the comments. We’d love to see how you’re celebrating Halloween this year!

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15 Funny Halloween Tweets to Get You in the Mood to Trick or Treat

It’s our favorite time of the year!

No, I’m not talking about Christmas. Or Thanksgiving. Or Valentine’s Day. Or even YOUR birthday.

I’m talking about Halloween! Where everyone gets all decked out and we can all pretend we’re not ourselves for a night! It’s glorious!

Here are 15 funny tweets about our favorite holiday.

1. Guys…consider another costume.

2. All the signs.

3. That is very impressive.

4. Gimme all the candy.

5. Take my money, now.

6. Which one is real?

7. Helping out the kids.

8. Not as advertised.

9. One or the other.

10. I think it sounds fun…

11. You knew this was gonna happen.

12. Y’all can just quit.

13. My idea of Heaven.

14. Some ideas to consider.

15. I feel you.

What are you doing for Halloween this year?

Let us know your plans in the comments…maybe we can meet up…?

Have a fun and safe Halloween, everyone!

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These Knockoff Halloween Costumes Really Miss the Mark

I’ve been there: you’re in a rush, you forgot it was nearly October 31, and now you’re scrambling to put a costume together for the big party tonight.

You go to the Halloween superstore down the street and what do you find? A bunch of ripoff costumes that are also very overpriced. It’s enough to drive someone crazy!

Here are 15 knockoff Halloween costumes that you should definitely avoid this year. You don’t want to get laughed out of that party, do you?

I swear, sometimes you’re just better off making your own costume…

1. Potter Teacher Wizard Boy.

Thinking of going as this for Halloween from crappyoffbrands

2. Remember that ’90s movie Notionless?

3. The Beast Boy.

4. Going for a Hunger Games vibe.

Found this at the seasonal Halloween store. from crappyoffbrands

5. Cyber Man or Padre.

6. Big fan of that Stripey Dude.

7. Most women already have one of these.

8. Night Time Romeo.

9. Good ol’ Juice Demon and a Harley Quinn knockoff.

10. “Purple Musician.”

80’s Purple Musician Costume from crappyoffbrands

11. Heroic Maria looks familiar…

Man, I love playing some Super Maria on my Shmintedno Enjoyment system! I hope they make her a Haloween Costume this year! from crappyoffbrands

12. Such a superhero.

13. Dorothy? Maybe?

14. That mischevious worker, I’ll tell ya…

15. And finally, the hit Netflix show, “Unusual Events.”

Hmmmmm…somehow, these missed the mark, right?

Share a photo of your Halloween costume with us in the comments, rip-off or not!

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People Begging for Netflix Logins Can Be Very Entertaining

This trend of people borrowing each other’s passwords for Netflix, Amazon Prime, HBO GO, etc. is pretty crazy.

It’s like a tangled web of networks and relationships that weaves through your friends, family, former boyfriends and girlfriends – and maybe even complete strangers.

And when people lose that privilege, they just come crawling back, don’t they? Here are some very entertaining photos of people begging for Netflix logins for your enjoyment.

Don’t give in to this pressure, friends!

1. Too poor for Netflix.

Netflix pls or u b**** Cross Post from r Niceguys from ChoosingBeggars

2. Emotionally blackmailed.

Brother who refuses to work tries to emotionally blackmail me over Netflix subscription from ChoosingBeggars

3. I think they can afford it.

Her fiancé makes 95K a year. I cancelled Hulu before because they used it constantly and it kept kicking me. They also cancelled their Netflix and began using mine, but it doesn’t kick anyone so no issues. Now she’s hinting at Hulu again? I don’t mind sharing but, they can afford $7.99 a month. from ChoosingBeggars

4. A beggar in the wild.

My First choosing beggar in the wild, you think you know a guy… from ChoosingBeggars

5. What a deal!

Yeah I’ll give you my paid Netflix account for exposure on your 28k follower instagram account from ChoosingBeggars

6. Why do you hate France?

I got DM’d by a stranger right after posting about being excited for Evangelion coming to Netflix. Apparently I hate french people. from ChoosingBeggars

7. That is indeed a bratty cousin.

Bratty cousin stole my Netflix password and when I changed it he wants me to it to him. from ChoosingBeggars

8. You’re a cheapskate!

Friend of my Ex has been using my Netflix details without my knowledge for years. Calls me cheap! from ChoosingBeggars

9. “Feeling incomplete.”

“It costs $0.00 not to be like this” from ChoosingBeggars

10. It’s not like you pay for it.

*give me your password, it’s not like you pay for it* from ChoosingBeggars

11. Here are my demands…

CB wants direct access to a Netflix account. P.S. no piracy from ChoosingBeggars

12. Ummmm, not gonna happen.

epic netflix deal from ChoosingBeggars

13. There actually is a reason.

Roommate cancelled Netflix. Time to move! from ChoosingBeggars

Do these look familiar to you?

I thought so…

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These Amusing and Depressing Tweets Pretty Much Sum up Adulthood

Think back to when you were a kid and you thought to yourself: “When I get older, I’m gonna do what I want, when I want. I’m gonna eat the best food, drive a nice car, and live in a really cool house”?

Annnnnnd then, you turn 30, you live in an apartment with some random guy named Dwayne, you’re pretty broke, you take the bus, and you just had Spaghetti-Os for the fifth night in a row.

Hey, it is what it is.

But there’s always room for improvement, so keep moving forward!

And laugh at these funny tweets about the trials and tribulations of adulting.

1. Where is this pain coming from?

2. It’s kind of scary, isn’t it?

3. Now I get it…

4. Now I’m in a good mood.

5. Put that off as long as possible.

6. I’m sorry, Mother.

7. You might need a life coach.

8. Funny how things change.

9. That’s what we do for fun now.

10. Sleeping is a lot of fun.

11. What is going on here?!?!

12. You can cancel this time.

13. Or all of the above!

14. We need to start the movie by 4 p.m.

15. Turn it down!

Buck up, little camper!

Embrace the good things about adulthood and stop dwelling on the hard stuff. We’re all gonna be juuuuuust fine.

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Funny Tweets That Really Get to the Heart of Young Adult Book Culture

YA books are not only for the young, friends. Not by a long shot. I know a ton of older people who devour these books.

In fact, I’ve kept reading them myself, as I’ve gotten older.

YA books are extremely popular and here are some funny tweets that really get to the specifics and the quirks about the genre.

If you’re a YA fan, you’ll appreciate these tweets.

1. Just do it!

2. Does this look like your childhood?

3. She’s had enough of that.

4. Living that forest life.

5. You did what you had to do.

6. Dark, but accurate.

7. Not very impressed.

8. Always a big relief.

9. Is it really that simple?

10. That seems a little extreme.

11. Sums it up.

12. Always meddling, aren’t they?

13. Or the gardeners?

14. They sure are angsty…

15. Over that stuff 100%.

The Young Adult section is for everyone!

Share your favorite YA books in the comments.

I’ll go first: The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton.

Now it’s your turn!

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A Beekeeper Turned Thieving Bears into (Unpaid) Honey-Tasters

If you’re a person of a certain age, then there’s a good chance the characters from Winnie the Pooh are near and dear to your heart.

Which also means that you’ve been aware for basically your whole life that bears really, really love honey.

Like Pooh, giant bears will go to great lengths to get to honey they’ve sniffed out – and even though the ensuing videos may be adorable to the masses, for to bee farmers…not so much.

The bears can cause damage to hives that can cost thousands of dollars to repair, so most keepers work hard to keep them away. But when Ibrahim Sedef’s ideas of putting up metal cages and leaving out different bear-fare like bread and fruit didn’t work, he had a rather adorable lightbulb moment.

Maybe the bears could be brought on as quality control.

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Beekeeper turns honey-stealing bears into taste testers #FACTS AUG. 29, 2019 – These #bears just wanted a little smackerel from the honey pot. And #beekeeper Ibrahim Sedef is using their honey-loving palates to his advantage Sedef, an agricultural engineer in #Turkey, is constantly trying to protect his hives from the many sweet-toothed bears in his neighborhood, on the country’s #BlackSea coast. His efforts got downright scientific when he began experimenting with various tactics to divert their paws away from his liquid gold Ever the scientist, Sedef eventually decided that if he couldn’t beat them, he could at least learn from them — particularly their expert taste for #honey So he set up a night-vision camera on his bee farm, and laid out a table with five varieties of honey for the bears to taste test Sedef told Turkish outlet DHA that the bears, in fact, had a very refined sense of smell that led them first to the rare Anzer honey from the Ballıköy plateau region, which they slurped up the most. According to Ahval News, the Turkish honey goes “1,000 liras ($171) per kilo,” and is considered “among the most expensive honeys on the market.” #Anzerhoney is the most famous of all Turkish honeys, said to be, of course, the best honey in the world Of course, New Zealanders say manuka honey is the best, Australians say it’s berringa honey, Indians say it’s Maharishi honey, Russians say it’s Bashkir honey, Arabs say it’s sidr honey, Malaysians say it’s gelam honey or tualang honey and the list can continue. Basically each country can pretend it produces the best honey in the world #FOODNINFO #FOODNETWORK #FOODANDWINE #TASTY #TOPCHEF #LEFOODING #huffpostgram #HUFFPOSTTASTE #EATER #LAEATS #EATERDENVER #NETFLIXFOOD #CHEFSROLL #chefsofinstagram #SAFOODIE #EATERLA #DISCOVERY #NATURE #ANIMALPLANET

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He installed photo trap cameras that could track the bears roaming his farm, mostly at night, and then set up a table topped with labeled bowls of different kinds of honey.

It worked.

The bears didn’t disturb the hives, since the honey was ready and waiting, and now Sedef – and the rest of us – know which honey a true connoisseur would prefer.

It turns out bears have expensive taste, because they devoured the Anzer honey first – it goes for around $150 a pound in Turkey – while leaving the cherry blossom honey untouched.

Now you know that the “good” honey really does taste much better – even the bears agree that you get what you pay for (even if they’re not technically paying).

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Here’s a Weird Beauty Trend: Makeup on Babies

Can anybody help me out with why this is a thing?

I’m not sure if some or all of these pics are Photoshopped (I think so?), but it’s still just…weird.

Take a look at the evidence.

1. Get a load of that…

2. OMG, what is happening?

3. Wise beyond her years. I think.

4. He’s not feeling it.

5. Wide-eyed with trepidation.

6. A wee bit too much eye shadow.

7. A total nightmare, in my humble opinion.

8. Looks like a doll.

9. Spruce up those baby blues.

10. Okay, I think we’ve all had enough.

Do you find this strange like I do?

Sound off in the comments!

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