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Funny Tweets to Take Your Mind off the Stress in Your Life

I need a little breather. A little break from the daily grind.

A few moments to clear my head and let all the stress

That’s what these tweets are all about!

1. Please cooperate with me.

2. I’m way down with this.

3. Brutal. BRUTAL!

4. I’ll get it this time.

5. Yin and yang.

6. What are you doing here at this hour?

7. Not helping all that much.

8. We need to get to the airport ten hours early.

9. Just call it Donald’s.

10. Too late now.

11. That’s your sign to get it over with, please.

12. Can’t wait for No-cember.

13. It’s true!

14. A feat of strength.

15. Nothing “super” about me.

De-stressed and loving it…for now…

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These Insults Are Both Creative and Devastating. Double Whammy!

A brilliant insult is like a work of art, is it not?

And if it’s good enough, even the person getting burned to a crisp can appreciate the insult directed at them.

These posts are examples of perfect, creative, and devastating insults. Hang on tight!

1. Wyoming people: you’re up.

2. Hahahaha. So good.

Shoutout to the 13-year-old on a skateboard who called me a “candy corn bitch” from funny

3. Not messing around.

https://koboldpost-generator.tumblr.com/post/184449552990/yeah-well-i-think-dragons-suck-i-will-kick-your

4. That didn’t work out…

A dick curling insult from rareinsults

5. Imagine this one…

Found this on YouTube earlier, he makes a good point from rareinsults

6. Didn’t see that one coming.

https://pukicho.tumblr.com/post/175123941650/cheat-mode

7. Don’t send d*ck pics.

https://barbex.tumblr.com/post/174042375743/gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner-my-favorite-is

8. Click to see her brother’s response.

9. Burned that gecko!

https://butchteddybear.tumblr.com/post/186008217645

10. Never got over that one.

11. That’s pretty good.

Mad lad from memes

12. Not the greatest time…

Oh YouTube, never change. from rareinsults

13. A real insult.

https://happysynonym.tumblr.com/post/187885813780/honestly-it-is-so-goddamn-funny-whenever-some

Wicked BURRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS.

Ouch…

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Enjoy These Anxiety Memes About Anxiety That Won’t Make You More Anxious

It’s time to just calm down already, put that anxiety aside and just BREATHE.

Phew… that was nice. Because that’s all it takes. Thinking about it.

HA!

No… just a long, cleansing breath in… and then out. Let that anxiety just melt away.

Okay, now on to these memes. Those should help too!

1. All day. All night.

Photo Credit: Pizza Bottle

2. What even is reality anymore?!

Photo Credit: Pizza Bottle

3. Agreed.

Photo Credit: Pizza Bottle

4. Oh! That’s all I had to do?!?

Photo Credit: Pizza Bottle

5. Do that thing!

Photo Credit: Pizza Bottle

6. Yes, that’ll do it!

Photo Credit: Pizza Bottle

7. OMFG…

Photo Credit: Pizza Bottle

8. What happened?!?

Photo Credit: Pizza Bottle

9. Not so fast…

Photo Credit: Pizza Bottle

10. Never go to sleep right away. Ever.

Photo Credit: Pizza Bottle

11. Oh, I’m you alright…

Photo Credit: Pizza Bottle

Well, how do you feel? Anxious as always. I knew it!

Okay, share how you feel in the comments anyway. Anxious or otherwise. Because we actually DO care about you. For reals.

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These People Definitely Didn’t Spell Those Words Correctly

Spelling can be hard, but in an age where Google and spellcheck are easily accessible pretty much all the time, making errors is less forgivable than ever.

That said, these 14 people didn’t use those things, because they were pretty sure they knew how to spell the thing.

Spoiler alert: they did not.

14. This is just startling, lol.

13. I’m sure somebody somewhere actually has cloister phobia.

12. It it will help me focus, I’ll pay more than $95.

11. Is that a vegan option?

10. Is that your favorite letter?

9. Do you think he knows something we don’t?

8. Sometimes you just have to own up to it.

7. Uhhhhhh I don’t think that’s a selling point.

6. I think you’re going to have to be more direct.

5. Straight up painful to read.

4. Does it look like Bob? Did it belong to Bob? I have questions.

3. No Reddit posts between friends.

2. When your friends are too nice to make fun of you.

1. Accidental perfection is still perfection.

Some of these are just downright hilarious, but mostly because they didn’t happen to me.

Did you have a moment like this when you were totally confident in your spelling but you were totally wrong? We’d love to hear your embarrassing story in the comments!

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20 Jokes for All the ‘Star Wars’ Fans out There

Star Wars has spanned my entire lifetime – the first movie came out two years before I was born, and the last (they say) will drop around my 41st birthday.

There’s no way that I know to not be a fan of the franchise at this point. We’ve survived Jar Jar Binks, so the truth is, we’re not going anywhere, right?

And if you’re a fan, too, you’re going to love these 20 funnies.

20. Grammy! Where are my cookies?

…Grandma? from StarWars

19. And they say parenting is hard.

18. O really?

We’ll see about that from StarWars

17. I’m so glad people have too much time on their hands.

Stranger Wars from StarWars

16. Classic.

Official Star Wars Facebook just Han Solo’d Mark Zuckerberg. from StarWars

15. Why can’t I look away?

I hope this is the next standalone Star Wars movie. from StarWars

14. I’m going to need the rest of this story immediately.

Lightsaber night is cancelled, thanks Todd… from StarWars

13. I vote we change it officially.

Saw this online…sets up perfect title for Episode IX from StarWars

12. Right in the feels.

Found this at my local 5guys from StarWars

11. Just a small little plothole, there.

He wanted you to have it when you were old enough. from StarWars

10. You can always count on Hamill for the perfect comeback.

9. What better use of your talents?

It’s Working! from StarWars

8. They can’t all be geniuses.

God Damn it Luke. from StarWars

7. That plate, though.

I could get used to this from StarWars

6. I never would have caught that on my own.

I found an easter egg on my The Force Awakens Blu-Ray from StarWars

5. And they keep getting worse.

Tried my hand at a little K-2SO New Year’s Eve spirit from StarWars

4. The perfect way to NOT attend that costume party.

Thoughts on my Obi-Wan Kenobi Cosplay? from StarWars

3. Someone is not passing that class.

Another Star Wars themed snapchat for y’all. from StarWars

2. Yeah, there’s just no way to come back from that one, bud.

Facebook savagery from StarWars

1. It must be fate.

I got seat BB 8. Is this a sign? from StarWars

I’m more ready than ever for the Rise of Skywalker!

How about you? Do you have your tickets yet?

Let us know in the comments!

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15 Threatening Signs That We Think Are Joking

These 15 signs sure are humorous because they’re just jokes…right?

At least, I think they’re supposed to be sarcastic.

I guess you never know, though…

So it’s up to you to go through these signs and you can be the judge…

1. Good luck in there.

It’s only fair from ScarySigns

2. Probably shouldn’t go in there.

This sign at my uncles house… from funny

3. Get those vaccinations, people!

I noticed a new sign at my doctors office from funny

4. Might be in there for a while.

This corn maze sign from funny

5. Don’t pull over. Ever.

State Prison - Do Not Pick Up Hitchhikers

6. Here is Exhibit A.

Presenting Exhibit A from funny

7. This guy needs his beauty sleep.

I have well meaning neighbours who knock on my door at all times (ALL TIMES) to inform me of neighbourhood discord. However I work shift. My Gf thinks this sign is too aggressive, but I think they understand my sense of humour. What do you think? from pics

8. Kind of violent.

This sign. from funny

9. Not going near that.

Nope. from ScarySigns

10. You might be a YouTube star!

Gotta be bold to urinate in public in Tirana, Albania from ScarySigns

11. I’m going away for a while…

This sign at my local Orthodox church… from funny

12. You should probably take this sign seriously.

At the Hippo Exhibit from ScarySigns

13. Keep on crying.

Crying is not an emergency. from TrollCoping

14. Love them…as a meal.

Alligators love kids from ScarySigns

15. This one is definitely NOT a joke.

Texas, home of the world’s scariest sign. from pics

These signs all put a big smile on my face!

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Europeans Share the One “American Thing” They’ll Never Understand

Hmmmm….

It’s funny to realize the differences between European and American cultures, but not everyone has the chance to travel and experience them firsthand. That’s when sites like Reddit can come in handy, because there are plenty of people there ready and waiting to weigh in on the best and worst realizations during travel.

These 15 people say they’re just “too European” to ever wrap their minds around these 15 totally American things.

15. Okay I didn’t realize this was a thing.

ISP’s actually having data caps on wired connections in 2019

14. Yes, I would like answers for this, too.

The lack of paid maternity leave. The thought of having to hand my children to strangers and go back to work weeks after giving birth. Nobody seems enraged about what that must do to babies and mothers

13. Preach, my friend across the pond.

School debts.

12. Don’t believe everything you see in the movies.

Anything that happens in high school really

Edit: geez I’m getting a lot of replies, I’d like to respond to them all and discuss some more, but I don’t really have that much time, sorry

11. Buying water shouldn’t be necessary, but have you heard of Flint, MI…

Drinking tap water… I’m used to drinking tap water all day, I never buy water since it’s the same as tap water

Edit: I was once on vacation in Africa, and that was my first encounter with how tap water is in some other countries. I could never imagine undrinkable tap water in Europe.

10. So you can take it home with you, obvs.

Why pay for the bigger soda cup if there are free refills for the small?

9. Asking the real questions, here.

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other friends?

8. It’s our Puritan roots, plain and simple.

drinking at age 21. i mean for real? I live in Austria and the legal drinking age here is 16

7. Again…Puritans.

The double moral when it comes to sex and sexuality

6. Because we are disgusting, and also no one wants to hear about science.

Asian here but, why wear shoes inside your homes?

5. …it’s not like this in Europe?

Your bathrooms.

What idiot thought it was ok to have very small doors with gaps on all sides in every stall? How are you supposed to quietly poop and stink and fart without everyone seeing you?

I can understand why you are so afraid of unisex bathrooms.

4. So that TurboTax can keep making money…

Why do you pay the taxes yourself? It’s way easier to have it done for you by your state/country since you have to pay anyway.

3. Having one price is definitely simpler and helps those of us who don’t math well.

Showing prices BEFORE TAX LIKE MY DUDES “It looks cheaper” BUT IT AIN’T Idgi mang idgi!!!!

2. It’s a travesty.

Lunch debt? Why is that a thing? Why are the children being held accountable and unable graduate? It’a goddamn lunch.

1. It’s time to take to the streets.

Not rioting or demonstrating. I mean I’m French so the bias is big here.

Edit: Damn, thanks for the gold.

As an American, I have to say…we don’t understand some of these either!

Do you have a travel experience like this? Please share it with us in the comments!

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15 Very Funny Tweets About “Last Christmas”

Have you seen it yet?

Last Christmas is the talk of the movie theater this holiday season (so far), partially because it’s a good movie and partially because its marketing is a bit wonky and seems to be promising viewers a film that they’re just not getting.

No matter whether you love it, hate it, aren’t going to see it, or can’t wait, these 15 tweets have a pretty good chance of making you laugh.

15. It’s like the don’t even realize most of us subsist very happily on Hallmark fare every year.

14. What more do you need?

13. Can we have a moment of silence.

12. There’s no shame in that game.

11. Not to be dramatic or anything.

10. No spoilers, but…

9. None of us are mad at you.

8. Just sit back and wait for it. With popcorn.

7. No one else needs to audition.

6. Do you have some kind of problem with that?

5. I think we can all agree on this.

4. Some lessons still need to be taught.

3. Critics everywhere, please understand.

2. Does it, though?

1. Cosigned.

 

I can’t wait to see it, but I usually go in for those with bittersweet endings.

Have you seen it? Are you planning to? Let us know why or why not in the comments!

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Middle School Students Protested the Lack of Free Tampons at School with Inventive ‘Tampon Cookies’

These kids weren’t messing around…

Having periods can cost you roughly $18,000 over the course of your lifetime, according to 2017 analysis by HuffPost. It doesn’t quite seem fair that half of the population should have to pay out of pocket for an uncontrollable health necessity, which is why many folks have recently begun advocating for free tampons and pads at work, schools, and public places.

Now, even young people are getting in on the fight.

A group of middle schoolers organized to ask the principal to start distributing free tampons in the bathroom. The male principal refused, claiming that kids would “abuse the privilege.”

Whatever that means…

The students didn’t give up, though. They protested by making cookies in the shape of tampons.

Ilyse Hogue, president of NARAL Pro-Choice America, is the friend of the parent of a seventh-grader at the school. She told the story on Twitter.

“The kids decided to hold a cookie protest,” Ilyse wrote. “Behold the tampon cookies!”

The cost of tampons is especially unfair for young students, who have no control over their parents’ level of income or wealth. Kids who don’t have reliable access to menstrual products may not be able to attend school consistently.

The cookies appear to be made of wafers, red and white frosting, and string.

In response to Ilyse’s tweet, other Twitter users shared stories of similar actions at other middle and high schools.

They also mocked the principal’s concerns and praised the students’ creativity.

As one user wrote: “The kids are DEFINITELY alright.” And hopefully, their efforts are successful!

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16 Tweets That Sum up Netflix’s “The King”

Are you watching The King?

Netflix has had some major wins since they started putting out original content, and they’ve had some busts, too. I’m not sure now where exactly The King will land, but one thing is sure – you can’t hate it for inspiring these 16 tweets.

Because they’re pretty much gold.

16. Grandmother’s around the world rejoice.

15. Hearts are just exploding everywhere.

14. He threw a French twist into the mix.

13. I’m literally dying.

12. It’s a chant heard ’round the world.

11. Sadly, not.

10. Can you win an Oscar for that?

https://cilllianmurphy.tumblr.com/post/188777659689/rpats-10-mins-of-screen-time-in-the-king

9. You cannot fight me on this.

8. Tag yourself in the background. Y’all.

https://cinemaholicsbox.tumblr.com/post/188745939566/tag-yourself-im-a-dead-knight-in-the-background

7. This is a spot-on assessment.

6. We all need this in our lives.

5. Wild how it can actually be interesting, no?

4. This one wins some kind of gold.

https://waterandsilver.tumblr.com/post/188776464985/the-king-2019

3. There’s no point in trying, really.

https://softieleah.tumblr.com/post/188805627452/robert-pattinson-slipping-in-the-mud-was-the-best

2. I feel like this is probably an accurate representation.

1. And yet, that is what we got.

https://nuggetisawesome.tumblr.com/post/188815749564/things-i-didnt-know-i-needed-robert-pattinson

 

I don’t know about you, but I want to watch it again, now.

Did you love it? Hate it? Laugh really hard? Drop your thoughts in the comments?

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