This Colorado Restaurant Charges Customers for Asking “Stupid Questions”

Service industry people are really going to love this story…and they’ll probably hope that their places of business will follow this restaurant’s lead.

At Tom’s Diner in Denver, Colorado, asking a stupid question will cost you. Every time a customer asks what the workers there deem to be a dumb inquiry, they are charged 38 cents…and they put it on your bill, too.

In fact, “Stupid Questions” are even listed on the menu for that very specific price of 38 cents.

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Hunter Landry, the General Manager of Tom’s Diner, said, “It’s meant to be playful. It’s good to keep things light in today’s world. The majority of people really get where we’re coming from and understand it’s meant to be playful. Over the years, maybe a few people have been perturbed but the response is generally positive.”

Landry said that his uncle Tom Messina, who opened the diner in 1999, originally added the “Stupid Question” item to the menu. He added that some customers ask stupid questions on purpose to try to make the staff laugh. Two of his favorites that’s he heard are, “Are there any dues for the turkey club sandwich?” and “Does the ice have any water in it?”

So next time you find yourself in Denver, be sure to stop into Tom’s Diner. You can either tread very carefully so you won’t increase your bill, or you can push your luck and see how many extra charges you can rack up if you really want to be a smart-ass.

Posted by Jason Klimowicz on Wednesday, September 18, 2019

This is my favorite story of 2020 so far! Amazing!

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These Lovely and Wholesome Photos Might Just Restore Your Faith in Humans

Life can beat you down, trample right over you, and spit you right out. But we all get up again and keep moving forward! Because that’s what life is all about.

Here are some nice and wholesome things that should make us all feel a little bit better.

Let’s restore our faith in humanity, shall we?

1. That was very thoughtful.

I made a Braille cookie for a friend who’s blind. from mildlyinteresting

2. The ‘Giving Machine’ is a great idea.

People lining up to donate items to people in need using these vending machines instead of buying something for themselves from mildlyinteresting

3. The t-shirt discount.

I was given a $0.04 discount because the cashier liked my shirt from mildlyinteresting

4. I see you!

My neighbor cut holes in his gate so his dog could see out from mildlyinteresting

5. What are the chances of that?

I found a mussel with natural goggly eyes from mildlyinteresting

6. Help yourself and God bless.

Food bank/rummage shelf at the end of this house’s driveway from mildlyinteresting

7. Thanks for the ride!

In Finland, there are buttons to thank the bus driver from mildlyinteresting

8. Come and knock on our door.

This three story dog house I saw that someone built. from mildlyinteresting

9. Awwww. That is sweet.

This dog blanket I bought has a dog with a wheelchair. from mildlyinteresting

10. This is great.

This doggy house entrance one of my clients built from mildlyinteresting

11. Wow! I wish all pizza places did this.

The inside of the pizza box was a tuxedo. from mildlyinteresting

12. Let’s go tubing!

My town shut down one of the downtown streets and turned it into a snow tubing park tonight. from mildlyinteresting

13. Kick-starting their Etsy career.

I got a note from a seller on Etsy after I was their first customer! Made my whole heart smile ? from MadeMeSmile

Well, that made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

How about you? Did that restore your faith in humanity maybe just a little bit?

Tell us what you think in the comments! And if you have had a very nice or wholesome encounter lately, tell us all about it, please!

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People Open up About the Worst Dates They’ve Ever Had

Have you ever had a truly terrible date? One that was a disaster start to finish and made you never want to go out with anyone ever again?

I’m sure you have…and so have these folks on Twitter.

This is the question that got everything going.

Let’s take a look at the responses.

1. Get outta there!

2. Won’t be a second date.

3. Still haunted.

4. Mama’s boy.

5. Sounds like a catch!

6. No way.

7. Ouch!

8. Okay, this is the worst ever.

9. Homicidal maniac.

10. Yeah, I’ve had enough.

11. Maybe he was a nice guy?

12. That’s weird.

13. We don’t want you to be hysterical.

14. What a story!

We’re begging you! Tell us about your awful dates in the comments!

These kinds of stories give us LIFE!

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These Funny Reusable Grocery Bags Help the Environment and Will Make You Laugh

We should all take reusable bags with us to the grocery store when we go shopping. But instead of those bland, humorless bags you’ve been toting around, consider some of these funny bags made by the clever, artsy people on Etsy for your shopping needs.

Here are 10 that I think you might want cause they’re awesome. If you feel the same, you can buy directly from the links underneath the photos of the bags.

Happy shopping!

1. Make no mistake.

Photo Credit: Etsy

2. All kinds of healthy shit…

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3. Ouch!

Photo Credit: Etsy

4. Booyah.

Photo Credit: Etsy

5. N’ Shit…

Photo Credit: Etsy

6. Sounds like a plan!

Photo Credit: Etsy

7. Not in love just yet.

Photo Credit: Etsy

8. Organic, healthy food.

Photo Credit: Etsy

9. You should know the difference.

Photo Credit: Etsy

10. Don’t mess with this one…

Photo Credit: Etsy

Aren’t those great? Here are a bunch of other awesome bags you can buy from Etsy!

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Anti-Jessica Tweets for Anyone Who’s Ever Had Bad Experiences With a Jessica

We already gave the guys named Matt out there this treatment, so now it’s time for the Jessicas to answer for their past transgressions.

Jessicas – no matter how you spell your name – your time is now.

Let’s take a look.

1. All of them…

2. Ouch! That one burns.

3. It’s just so true

4. Hmmm. Think about that…

5. You can’t trust them.

6. This is very accurate.

7. I’ve witnessed this personally.

8. Looking for his soulmate.

9. That is not cool.

10. Isn’t that cute?

11. Might be time to change your name.

12. Jessica wrote that!

13. Any takers on this one?

14. Let’s hit Daytona Beach!

15. Mom, let’s have a talk.

Wow, some of those are pretty harsh!

What do you think? Have you had some bad experiences with Jessicas in your life?

Let us know what you think in the comments…and you’re one of the good Jessicas out there, we apologize…

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These Funny Tweets Went Viral for Good Reason

These tweets all went viral recently for one very good reason: they’re funny. REALLY funny.

So let’s take a look at some of the best of the best, shall we?

Okay, let’s do it!

1. I’m really doing it!

2. Oh…him again…

3. This is gonna be good.

4. It’s like a house/plane/car hybrid.

5. Exactly what I wanted.

6. Can we just enjoy Christmas for two minutes?

7. You can’t win…

8. Here come the waterworks.

9. How could you?!?!

10. That sums it up.

11. She was not “woke” enough.

12. Why is that?

13. No remorse.

14. If one isn’t working, try the other.

15. What the hell am I doing with my life?

Have you seen some absolutely hilarious tweets lately that left you laughing?

Well, don’t be selfish! Share them with us in the comments!

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People Share Ridiculous Things That Scared Them When They Were Children

For a lot of us, childhood is full of fear and uncertainty.

We think monsters are lurking around every corner and that the world is a very unsafe place…which is kind of true, but as kids we have a lot of irrational fears as well.

Let’s take a little trip down memory lane.

AskReddit users shared their interesting childhood stories.

1. That is pretty weird…

“I used to have this repeating dream that scared me to death. I was always in a skyscraper made of windows, and a giant toddler would walk through the street. If the toddler saw you, you died. Weird fucking dream, but I dreamt it repeatedly for years.”

2. My mom used to tell me this, too.

“Escalators. My mother told me that they will catch my shoestring or pants hem and pull me down and cut me into shreds. I still think if that every time I step on one.”

3. Stay away from drains.

“Drains. Showers and tubs and pools. Especially unfamiliar ones.”

4. Beware of gators.

“I thought an alligator would climb up the wall of our house like a lizard and come through my window and eat me in my sleep.

I lived in Mumbai. We dont have alligators anywhere. Also, they can’t do that.”

5. The stuff that nightmares are made of.

“Willy Wonka.”

6. Ghost dust.

“Dust.

Uncle told me it was left by ghosts.”

7. That’ll scare the hell out of you.

“The windows XP startup and shutdown noise.”

8. A lot of fears.

“Rats, snakes, roaches, etc climbing up the pipe to the toilet and biting my ass.

My grandma’s cocker spaniel jumping on me and knocking me over. He just wanted to lick me and was excited, it turns out.

Other people driving. This one is weird because I trusted absolutely nobody but my mom—if it was anyone else, ie her friends, babysitters, or even my dad, I was absolutely convinced I was going to die.”

9. Not as uncommon as you might think…

“Ceiling fans.

Bro, same. My sister convinced me they would detach and fly across the room. Didn’t help that the fans made weird noises at high speed.”

10. Clapping can be dangerous.

“If I clapped my hands above my head, the nightmares would start. If I clapped them up there again, they would stop. (This didn’t actually happen; it was what I was afraid of.)

Consequently, I had to make sure I only ever clapped my hands above my head an even number of times. If I accidentally clapped them, I had to clap them again.”

11. Scared of balls.

“Balls. Literally any round object was fucking terrifying to me apparently. According to my mom, if she wanted me in a room but didn’t want me to go anywhere, she’d put a ~hand sized red ball in the exit. I was apparently too scared to even go to that side of the room.”

12. The orange glow.

“On a trip to London as a ten-year-old, I woke in the small hours of the morning due to jet lag and was horrified to see an orange glow outside the windows.

I convinced myself that a nuclear explosion had occurred and somehow I had managed to sleep through it.

Nothing happened for an eternity of terror.

So I mustered the courage; I slid out of bed and crawled across the floor, to peep over the window sill and look out on the devastation, the city burning

The street lights were orange, for fog. They don’t have them where I’m from.”

13. Run for it!

“As a child, I used to be scared of the 20th Century Fox themesong. I would run out of the room screaming each time it would come on before or after a movie.”

14. That is kind of creepy…

“The live action Grinch scared my brother when he was a toddler. If he didn’t go to bed on time my parents would threaten him with the VCR tape of it & he would race to bed.”

15. Hyperactive child.

“I was a very hyperactive child, I use to eat and walk around the house and mess it all up, once my grandma told me that if I will keep eating while I’m standing all the food will go down to my legs and feet and they will become so fat I wouldn’t be able to wear shoes anymore.

I stop eating and walking until today.”

Those are pretty darn funny, if I do say so myself.

What were the things that scared you as a kid? Share your memories with us in the comments!

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Funny Tweets About the Epic Battle Between Hair and Humidity

If you know about this struggle, then these tweets will speak to your frizzy-haired soul.

Humidity can really mess with your hair – and if you’re having a bad hair day already, high heat’ll just throw you for a loop and make you even more miserable.

These people know the pain that I speak of…

1. A lot of crying going on…

2. Think again…

3. PLEASE END THIS.

4. Needs a break.

5. Father of the Year?

6. Thanks for nothing.

7. WTF is going on?

8. Hahahaha. Excellent.

9. Can’t take this much longer…

10. I can’t wait to read this.

Do you have to constantly fight the humidity to keep your hair in order?

If so, let’s see some photos of that wild mane of yours!

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15 Funny Tweets About the Realities of Marriage

Isn’t it always like this? Husbands and wives going back and forth, making each other crazy and in love at the same time.

Hey, that’s life!

Let’s take a look at some hysterical tweets about married life in all its glory.

1. Can you please move?

2. How could you?

3. Not anymore…

4. Always listening.

5. An embarrassment to the family.

6. A lot of deep sighs.

7. Thank God for your wife.

8. I can’t pretend.

9. I’ll sleep standing up tonight.

10. A very confident man.

11. You can die first.

12. From the grave.

13. Gonna be a shoot out.

14. Has it really, though?

15. That took a while.

Married life…you gotta love it!

Tell us a funny story about something your spouse has done recently. Let’s put them on blast!

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15 Funny Tweets About the Realities of Marriage

Isn’t it always like this? Husbands and wives going back and forth, making each other crazy and in love at the same time.

Hey, that’s life!

Let’s take a look at some hysterical tweets about married life in all its glory.

1. Can you please move?

2. How could you?

3. Not anymore…

4. Always listening.

5. An embarrassment to the family.

6. A lot of deep sighs.

7. Thank God for your wife.

8. I can’t pretend.

9. I’ll sleep standing up tonight.

10. A very confident man.

11. You can die first.

12. From the grave.

13. Gonna be a shoot out.

14. Has it really, though?

15. That took a while.

Married life…you gotta love it!

Tell us a funny story about something your spouse has done recently. Let’s put them on blast!

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