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Hilarious Memes About the Ups and Downs of Having Kids

Highs and lows.

This describes a lot of things in life and parenting is definitely one of them. But look at it this way: you’re raising the future leaders of the world! Actually, maybe don’t look at it like that because panic may set in…

You know what? Just sit back, relax, and laugh at these funny memes about having kids.

1. What a life!

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2. Not gonna happen.

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3. Completely deflated.

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4. Please leave now!

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5. He’s right, you know…

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6. It’s starting…

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7. I’ve seen this before.

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8. The demon child.

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9. Not as much fun as it looks.

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10. Must not have had kids.

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11. Okay, that’s enough.

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12. Don’t do it!

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On-point parenting memes, in my humble opinion.

Parents, how are you holding up?

In the comments, tell us some funny and crazy stories about things that those little devils have done recently. Please and thank you!

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How a Mom’s ‘Special Toy’ Became a Friendship Ring Between Little Boys

I assume that folks all over the world have toys, trinkets, handcuffs, silk scarves, and any number of things stashed in their private drawers that they wouldn’t necessarily want to be opened by just anyone…and that probably goes double (or triple) for their kids.

And way more than that for someone else’s kid.

Kahla Maneely, a wife and mother from Joy, Pennsylvania, was reminded the hard way that kids get into absolutely everything you don’t keep up high or locked up when another kindergarten parent sent her a text – with a picture – of a “friendship ring” her daughter received from Kahla’s daughter, Myla.

“Hey Myla gave this to [redacted] on the bus today? She might have been in your stuff lol.”

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Kahla replied that she was sorry, that the ring was new, and that her daughter surely thought it was just a normal ring that she’d given to her best friend. The other mother was kind and laughed along, joking about “kids am I right?”, which must have been a huge relief.

In this day and age, you never know when another parent is going to go on a crusade about something that was A) an innocent mistake, and B) none other their business.

The purple, vibrating ring was intended, of course, for Kahla and her husband, and she told Fatherly that she was more than mortified.

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“When I saw the picture on the text, it took me a second to put two and two together and my heart sank down to the pit of my stomach. I didn’t know what to do; I’ve never been that embarrassed in my whole life. I spent ten minutes just staring at my phone trying to think of a good response because I didn’t know what to say.”

When her daughter arrived home, Maneely sat her down for a chat about privacy, snooping, and taking other people’s things.

“She tried to lie at first, but then asked me what it was as it was ‘really stretchy’ – I told her to mind her business.”

A lesson that not enough people’s parents imparted to them, I daresay.

In this case, I think mom and daughter both learned something. For mom to keep her things out of reach and for her daughter to stay out of other people’s private spaces.

Poor Myla, though…I’m afraid this story will be told many, many times in her life. I hope she has a good sense of humor, too.

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People Who All Realized Their Mistakes Just a Little Too Late

You can call me cruel, you can call me mean, but I love it when people embarrass themselves.

Hey, what can I say, it’s kind of my thing.

And these people all humiliated themselves and realized it a little too late.

Jackpot!

1. Oh, that’s what that is…

2. You might’ve blown it.

3. Starch your engines!

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4. One of those things.

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5. Still cringing after all these years.

6. Forgot about that.

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7. I’d like to see more of this conversation.

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8. Don’t send sick emails.

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9. Smooth move.

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10. Oops, wrong chat.

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Ouch…I think we can file those under the “Epic Fail” category.

We know you don’t want to embarrass yourself, but will you share some of your most embarrassing stories with us? Pretty please?

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People Share How They’d Ruin a First Date Immediately

I’m not sure who would purposely ruin a first date, but there are a ton of weirdos out there, so anything goes these days, it seems.

The question posed on AskReddit was: “You got ten seconds to ruin a first date. How?”

And AskReddit users let us into their twisted little worlds…enjoy!

1. Let’s speed this up.

“Tell them to make this quick you have another one in an hour.”

2. That was Johnny.

“Answer a fake phone call with “Hey babe. Yeah I’m at the bar with Johnny. See you later. Love you!’”

3. Mommy says so.

“Mom says I have to go on at least one date a month or else she’ll cut me off.

So let’s get this over with.”

4. Put a scare into them.

“Oh, I’m so glad you agreed to meet. My kids need a new Daddy.

Since I’ve been cleared of that *air quotes* accident my late husband had, it’s time to get back out there.

*takes phone call, whispering* No, no, he’s here. Yeah. No, he’s not a drinker so the liver should be fine.”

5. Some light conversation.

“What’s your stance on abortion?

Because you should know my stance on condoms.”

6. That should do it.

“Her: “Hi! Thank you for coming to pick me up!”

Me: “I don’t think I could have waited another second.” and then rip the juiciest, rankest fart possible just after she’s gotten in the car and make sure to lock the windows so she can’t get fresh air. Follow with “You’re WELCOME.” “

7. Dig for gold.

“Don’t say a word, lock eyes, and just go knuckle deep in my nose and dig around for a good long while.”

8. You might get punched.

“I have another girl waiting so if we’re not gonna fuck after this I need to go.”

9. Forgot about that.

“Whoops left this on.

Slip off wedding band.”

10. This will get you in trouble.

“Laugh very loudly and obnoxiously and then exclaim, “I haven’t laughed this hard since 9/11″

Works every time.”

11. This is a great opportunity.

“Admit you aren’t attracted to them and only invited them out to hear about your great MLM business opportunity.”

12. How rude!

“I much rather be doing something else right now, but I guess this will do.”

13. Too much, too soon.

“I think I’m falling in love with you.”

14. If they agree, it all works out.

“I’d say “So now that I’m here we can discuss prices.

For me being at this dinner it’s $250. If you want to have sex later it will be an extra $500.”

15. Creeper vibes.

“Aww. Look at this puppy!

It’s so sexy, makes me really horny.”

16. Oh, Mother! She always knows best!

“Just reply with laughing for 5 seconds minimum followed by “Mother always says that!””

17. Put them to sleep.

“Explain the intricate details as to why RBMK Reactor number 4 failed causing Europe’s biggest nuclear accident.”

18. First things first.

“Ask to see their feet before even greeting them.”

19. I think that would probably work.

“Scratch my scalp furiously and say, “Ugh, I hate having fleas!””

20. Meet the family!

“We can’t order until my wife and kids get here to see if they like you.”

21. He’ll be gone in no time.

“I’m gonna walk in, in a wedding dress with a priest, ask him to marry me.”

Those all sound pretty good to me! Cheers to ruining a first date!

What do you think? Have you ever sabotaged a date on purpose? Or maybe you blew it on accident and regretted it?

Share your dating disaster stories with us in the comments!

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Painful and Pretty Funny Tweets About Getting Ghosted

Ghosting seems to be a recent phenomenon in the dating world…or maybe we just came up with a word for something that’s always been around.

Whatever the case, getting ghosted is a major bummer and most of us have had it happen at least once in our lives.

Here are some funny and very accurate tweets about getting ghosted…good luck out there.

1. You should make it happen!

2. Honey…you’ve been ghosted.

3. Sounds kinda classy.

4. They need to get on this.

5. Sad, but true.

6. We’re in love.

7. It was fun while it lasted.

8. That’s a lot!

9. Not again…

10. A preemptive strike.

11. One way of looking at it.

12. It’s all the same.

13. I would be down with this.

14. Gone in an instant.

15. Doesn’t work that way…

Ouch…those sting a little bit, huh? Isn’t dating a blast?!?! Yeah…maybe not so much…

Have you been ghosted before? Or maybe you were the person who actually did the ghosting?

Either way, tell us what happened in the comments!

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Candy Hearts for People Who Have Been Together for More Than Ten Years

Relationships always change over time and anyone who got married thinking that things would be as they were when you were first dating, well…I bet you were in for a shock.

That doesn’t mean things are bad once you’ve been together for a while, but they DO start to be comfortable, which can be a double-edged sword.

If you’re someone who has already bought a bunch of Valentine’s gifts for the same person and you’re at a loss for this year’s present, well…these 10 candy hearts were made just for you.

10. Or whatever I am too lazy to get up for this time.

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9. You’re an everyday hero.

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8. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.

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7. For the quirky among you.

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6. Nothing says true love quite like it.

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5. My poor, long-suffering husband.

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4. I promise I won’t be mad… #lies.

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3. Or just groceries in general.

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2. Because obviously everyone needs to know.

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1. I am really good at this one.

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This girl who has been together for 7 years, married for 4, is loving all of these!

What are you getting your long-time Valentine this year? We’d love to hear all about it in the comments!

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Parents Shared Their Kids’ Priceless Reactions to the Super Bowl Halftime Show

The halftime show at the 2020 Super Bowl turned into a bit of a controversy, mostly because people don’t like other people to be happy. Jennifer Lopez and Shakira shook and danced their way across the stage, celebrating their native cultures and making political statements as they saw fit.

If there’s one thing people can agree on, it’s that between the gorgeous, fit women on the screen and some of the questionable camera angles, watching the whole thing with children of a certain age was a bit awkward.

No matter how woke of a parent you are, queueing up something on HBO with your pubescent kids is always going to be uncomfortable.

The #superbowlhalftimeshow was amazing. However… watching it with my 14 yr old son was interesting. Those ladies owned…

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One mom tweeted a hilarious photo of her 14-year-old son riveted to the program, and other parents responded in kind.

And y’all. This is definitely my new favorite part of the Super Bowl.

9. That’s called self-censoring!

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8. They always know when to come in, don’t they?

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7. That’s a lot of shock at one time!

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6. He had her rewind it – no shame in his game!

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5. I can’t even imagine…and this is going to be me!

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4. In his striped PJ pants.

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3. When it can distract from Minecraft you know it’s goooooood.

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2. Talk about a missed opportunity!

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1. Their faces are killing me.

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I’m dying. DYING. And right now, I’m pretty glad my littles are still, well…littles.

Did you watch the show with a teen or pre-teen? Share their reactions – and how you handled it – with us in the comments!

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Guy Photoshops a Toy Godzilla Into His Travel Photos

Kieran Murray is a photographer on a mission…a mission to make us laugh!

Murray has traveled all over the world, and after going through his photos, he decided they could use a little extra fun. So he did what any brilliant mind would do: he Photoshopped a toy Godzilla into his pics!

And it looks like these two pals had the time of their lives.

Let’s take a look.

1. Breathing fire.

2. Go check out a smoke shop.

3. In China.

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4. Playing in the pumpkin patch.

5. Fun in the sun.

6. Playing games by the Thames.

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Just a couple of dames playing games by the Thames. Nbd

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7. New York City.

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Blizzard Lizard ? . . . . . #ps_sparkle

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8. Two cones, please.

9. Everything is bigger in Texas.

10. Enjoy the view.

11. Don’t look behind you…

Well, I found those pictures to be highly enjoyable!

How about you?

Share your thoughts with us in the comments!

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Funny Tweets About Going to High School

High school was a lot of fun, right? Teenage hormones were raging, juvenile delinquency was all the rage…oh, and we were learning some stuff, too.

Let’s relive those glory days with some hilarious tweets about the good times of high school…

1. Run for it!

2. Think about that one…

3. Never again.

4. Wayyyyyyyy too early.

5. The good old days.

6. It’s called research.

7. A big energy boost.

8. Just like Uncle Rico.

9. Snooze Fest.

10. Put in a lot of work.

11. I know you did!

12. The smart ones.

13. Not very realistic.

14. Takes a certain kind, I guess.

Those brought me back! Way back!

How about you? How did your high school years treat you?

Share with us in the comments!

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Very Funny Tweets That Are Also Very Dark

I’ve heard before that folks who have a dark sense of humor are more intelligent than other folks. There may be some truth to that, but if it were 100% true, I would be a total genius because I HAVE A SICK MIND.

Maybe a little too sick…but it is what it is.

If you’re like me, you’ll enjoy these tweets a whole lot.

1. Showed her.

2. It’s kind of true…

3. Pay no attention to him.

4. Don’t worry about me.

5. Forget about that.

6. Sad animals everywhere.

7. End it all now.

8. Yeah sure, buddy.

9. Wow. That is dark.

10. Now that’s a zinger!

11. Same here!

12. That’s depressing…

13. I mean, it’s her last chance.

Dark, yet funny! Right up my alley!

What about you? Do you have a sick sense of humor where anything goes?

Tell us about it in the comments, please!

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