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Let’s Get Our Day Kicked off With These Hilarious Memes

Are you ready for this?

I’m talking about drastically improving your BIG DAY (that means today) with some hilarity before you get on with your tasks like working, taking care of the kids, etc.

I know I probably sound like a broken record, but it’s true. Laughter is good for all of us, so you should try to start every day like this!

Let’s get started!

1. You can’t run and you can’t hide!

Wherever you go, you’ll always be there…

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2. Please don’t think I’m stupid…

I’m really trying here.

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3. This is great news!

For at least half of the population, I mean.

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4. I’m actually really good at it.

Not to brag or anything…

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5. This is my favorite meme of all time.

It just doesn’t get any better than that, folks.

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6. Sometimes the easiest things are the ones you want to do the least.

Know what I’m saying?

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7. You are now a CHEF.

A chef of the highest order, I mean.

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8. Yeah…I wonder why…

Maybe it’s because you sleep in the shape of a pretzel?

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9. Denied in a major way!

Now you’ll never know…

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10. Might need to put a padlock on there.

No more for you!

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11. It’s just a fact of life.

Why do we love to see our friends humiliated so much?

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12. This is so ridiculous that I couldn’t help laughing.

Have a good day, everyone!

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NOW we can all have an enjoyable and productive day!

We want to hear from you!

In the comments, share a funny joke, tweet, meme, or photo to make today even a little brighter!

Please and thank you!

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Parents Share the Funny Things Their 7-Year-Olds Are Saying and Doing

You know that kids do and say some hilarious and bizarre things on a pretty regular basis.

Do you ever stop to wonder what’s going on in those little brains of theirs?

It might not even be worth your time because kids are just on a totally different level.

Parents took to Twitter to talk about what their 7-year-olds have been up to…hang on for this ride.

1. This kid seems pretty smart.

It took me another 20 years to get this way.

2. That’s very insightful.

This kid is going places.

3. We can all use this one.

I’m right. You’re wrong.

4. Just got showed up.

In a major, major way.

5. Maybe don’t go out in nature for a while.

Let’s be friends!

6. How is this even possible?

I’m the funniest person in the universe, right?

7. That’s VERY expensive.

Don’t hold back now. Buy the kid some stones!

8. I’ll be ready in a bit.

This outfit sounds like a masterpiece.

9. Getting creative in the tub.

We all did this, right?

10. I was thinking maybe more like NOON.

That’s much too early.

11. That was a great performance.

Be sure to give them positive feedback.

12. That is an expert move.

A future member of Mensa, perhaps?

13. A healthy breakup.

You don’t hear about too many of these, do you?

14.

 

Hahahaha. Those tweets sure are funny!

Now we want to hear from all the readers out there.

In the comments, share some of the more ridiculous things that your kiddos have said and done recently.

We’d love to hear from you!

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The “Leonardo DiCaprio Pointing” Meme Sure Is on Point

Have you seen Quentin Tarantino’s latest film, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood?

It hit theaters in July 2019 and was another very interesting film in the career of the legendary director.

The movie also produced a pretty hilarious meme that folks on social media can’t seem to get enough of.

There’s a scene in the movie where Leonardo DiCaprio’s character points and now people on social media are using the image to make funny memes that “point out” funny and obvious things.

Photo Credit: Columbia Pictures

Here are some of the funniest examples out there.

1. I love when that happens!

Hey, it’s a wonderful life! Get it?!?!

2. Oh, it’s begun…

I’m glad he pointed it out…when it begins…

3. The women are little.

Hence, the name of the film…

4. I see what you did there.

We’re in the ENDGAME now.

5. I think I see him.

He’s right there!

6. They’re all around you.

I knew they named it that for a reason.

7. And there’s a little fire.

What would we do without Leo?

8. I know that dude!

That’s very exciting.

9. Call me by your name.

Have you seen that one yet?

10. Gets them all fired up.

What is that sound I hear…?

11. You better mute that RIGHT NOW.

How rude!!!!

12. Oh, he got out alright!

Leo nails it again!

Those are pretty hilarious!

Have you seen any good “Leo pointing” memes lately?

Or maybe you even made your own?

Please share them with us in the comments!

Let’s see what ya got!

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Hilarious Tweets About Looking at Our Screen Time Reports

Have you checked your screen time report in the last little while? If not, go ahead and take a look. We’ll wait for you…

Yikes, right?

It makes sense though, why our screen time has gone through the roof. Most of us are confined to our homes 99% of the time and the people we live with are driving us insane. So the only natural thing to do is stare at your phone and fall down various rabbit holes all day, right? And, as a result, our screen time reports are out of control.

These people know the truth…

1. You can’t even believe your eyes.

Is your mind blown?

2. READ THE ROOM.

I get it, okay?

3. Well, this is life now.

But hopefully not forever…

4. I don’t need any reminders.

Can we please change the subject?

5. That’s when you know it’s REALLY bad.

You’re doing the unthinkable.

6. Think about that one.

Maybe YOU’RE to blame?

7. Get out of my face.

And don’t come back!

8. You’re doing a great job!

Way to go! A whole 36 seconds!

9. Just checking in…

To make sure you’re not losing your mind…

10. How is this even possible?

Giving you a whole new perspective about time.

11. Hang your head in shame.

Look at what you’ve done!

12. Talk to the hand!

Because I don’t want to hear it.

13. That’s all anyone wants right now.

I hope we can all get together soon! Stay safe out there!

Hahahaha. Funny and, more importantly, accurate.

So how about you?

Have you looked into your screen time reports at all?

If so, tell us what they look like in the comments.

We want to hear from all of you out there!

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Two Giant Teddy Bears Are Bringing A Lot of Fun to Their Locked Down Neighborhood

What we’re living through right now is really hard and no one really saw it coming. People are stuck at home, out of work, and desperate for any kind of good news or enjoyment.

That’s why Ted and Ed, two giant teddy bears, are doing their part to bring a HUGE dose of wholesomeness to their neighborhood in England. The duo are known as “The Moors Bears”.

People in the area can routinely see Ted and Ed doing various chores in their front yard or having some fun and blowing off some steam. And the photos are great! Be sure to follow these lovable guys on Instagram and on Facebook.

Now, let’s see what they’ve been up around their neighborhood!

1. Ready for karate practice?

Wearing the whole get-up and everything.

2. Decided to read outside.

Hey, it was a nice day!

3. May the Fourth be with you!

We have a couple of Star Wars fans on our hands.

4. A lazy day in the yard.

Kick back and read the paper.

5. The car is getting a little dirty…

Let’s give it a wash!

6. Time to tee off.

Better keep an eye on Ted’s scorecard…

7. Game day!

What should we play first?

8. Doing some heavy lifting.

They need to finish that patio.

9. Household chores are never quite done, are they?

At least it’s a nice day outside.

10. The great outdoors.

Camping out sounds like fun right now.

11. You mow. I’ll rake.

Team work makes the dream work.

12. They are crafty bears, aren’t they?

They set up their own little sewing shop.

What a great idea! And what a great way to keep the spirits of people up during this whole mess!

What are people doing in your neighborhood or your town to try to be positive right now?

Please share your stories in the comments.

We look forward to hearing from you!

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Royal Pet Portraits You Need to See

These royal pet portraits are AMAZING.

They come to us from a company called Crown and Paw and, let’s face it, all our pets are royalty to us and they deserve to be immortalized in that way.

Do you think your dog may be the reincarnation of a noble canine from centuries ago?

Well, here’s your chance to let the whole world know about it!

Let’s look at these works by Crown and Paw. Be sure to check out their website, as well.

1. Just look at that piece of work!

The bird is very pleased with this representation.

2. Out in nature, where he belongs.

A former nobleman…

3. What the duck?

This is brilliant!

4. It doesn’t really get any better than this.

Royalty of the highest order.

5. Absolute perfection.

One eye isn’t slowing this cat down.

6. Look at this fella.

A very serious pooch.

7. Awwww. Good dog!

Love the pearls!

8. Double trouble.

They just totally look like they’re descended from royalty.

9. From the Victorian era.

Prim and proper.

10. They nailed the underbite.

He loves it!

11. Here’s a great reaction video.

See how much joy these portraits bring to people?

12. And finally, there’s Millie the hedgehog.

That’s all, folks!

Was I right about this one or what?!?!

So cool!

I don’t currently have a pet, but I can think of a ton of family members and friends that would want these for their dogs and cats.

Have you had a portrait done for your pet?

If so, please share a photo with us in the comments!

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People Show off Their Dog’s “Pawcasso” Artwork

Go ahead and call these dogs “Pawcassos“.

I gotta say, this is one of my favorite things that I’ve seen come out of this whole stay-at-home crisis that we’re living through right now.

People are creating work with their dogs’ pawprints and, as you can probably imagine, the results are awesome, adorable, and wholesome.

Let’s take a look at the work of these four-legged masters.

And you should try your own at home, too!

1. The look of an artist.

Very proud of her work. As she should be!

2. I love this one!

Stand up and take a bow!

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3. The next Jackson Pollock?

He knows he’s good…

4. Some nice fall colors.

Shy, but this artist is coming out of their shell.

5. Little dog. Big artwork.

Way to go, Dallas!

6. Be sure to sniff your finished piece.

I see a bright future for this one.

7. It’s framed and everything.

Nala takes her work seriously.

8. Look what I made!

A beautiful work of art!

9. You’re going places!

Also, this big is as big as a horse.

10. A true genius.

You’ll see this up in a gallery very soon.

11. Very, very pleased.

The look says it all…

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Our little artist ?? #pawart

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12. This one might be my favorite.

Ollie is a very good boy! And a very good artist!

These are wonderful!

Have you done this with your pooch?

Or maybe even with your cat? Hamster? Squirrel? It really works with any pet…besides fish, I guess.

If so, please share some photos with us in the comments!

We’d love to see their work!

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Funny, Fake Apps That Come in Handy While We’re Stuck at Home

I have to be honest…these apps aren’t real. I know, I know…I’m bummed about it, too.

These funny, FAKE apps are actually the work of a Swedish artist named Viktor Hertz. He calls this project “Honest Apps 2020” and they are right on target for the strange times we’re living in right now.

Can’t leave your house for the next few months? There’s an app for that!

Let’s take a look at Hertz’s work.

Enjoy!

1. Kind of sums up life right now.

When will this shit be over and done with?

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1, 2, 3 or 4?

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2. Yup. All day, every day.

I don’t know about you, but I need a break.

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5 or 6?

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3. This one is crucial during these times.

Might as well have another bottle.

4. Take a few minutes to let your emotions out.

Are you crying yet?

5. Yikes. That one is scary and accurate.

Germs, germs, germs.

6. Won’t be going anywhere for a little while. 

Time to hunker down for the time being.

7. Just make a fire.

You won’t be getting much action for a while.

8. No contact at all.

Don’t even think about it.

9. There’s a lot of this going on right now.

Keep it coming!

10. JUST STAY HOME.

For now, at least…

11. F*ck every day right now.

But keep your heads up! It’ll get better!

12. Sad, but true right now…

The economy is getting slammed, no doubt about it.

13. Let’s end on this note.

Thank you to all healthcare workers, bus drivers, restaurant workers, grocery store workers,  and all other essential employees!

Those are pretty clever, huh?

You bet they are!

Which one is your favorite?

Talk to us in the comments! And give us a life update, please!

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Unique Recipes People Are Trying out While Stuck at Home

One of the positive things to take away from this current situation we’re all dealing with is that most of us have some extra free time to do whatever we want. We can exercise, read, write, and COOK.

And people who are staying in their houses are coming up with some pretty interesting dishes right now.

Some of these radical recipes you might want to try.

Others…well, that’s up to you…

Let’s take a look and see what’s cooking!

1. I love this!

Don’t tell me you wouldn’t dig into that.

I’ve been spending a little extra time on dinner lately from shittyfoodporn

2. That’s a good idea!

You should think about selling these babies…

No buns? Crunchwrap Supreme Burger. from shittyfoodporn

3. How’d that work out for you?

I can’t say I’ve ever seen this before…

Ran out of milk from shittyfoodporn

4. Dorito breadcrumbs for the win!

You must ADAPT…and you did a great job.

I ran out of breadcrumbs so I had to make do…??? from shittyfoodporn

5. A little food art that you can also devour.

Getting pretty artsy in the kitchen.

Quarantine, day #21 : Air fryed potato chair from ShittyVeganFoodPorn

6. Very creative!

You may have a future as a food stylist.

This is how we celebrated the last fresh pear and 1/4 red pepper in our quarantine food supply. from pics

7. All kinds of junk! The good stuff!

Use all the scraps and make it work.

Quarantine Charcuterie made with fridge and cupboard scraps from shittyfoodporn

8. I’m sure it was very tasty.

Pork-o my Eggo…or something.

Had no bread so pulled pork on Eggos from shittyfoodporn

9. That’s really cool!

And yes, she is a genius.

Dinosaur chicken nugget parmesean courtesy of my genius girlfriend from shittyfoodporn

10. A lot of love went into this one.

You almost hate to see this one get eaten.

Tweaked bunny from shittyfoodporn

11. On white bread, no less.

What do you think of this one?

Lasagna Sandwich from shittyfoodporn

12. Kids do enjoy colorful food!

It’s always a hit!

Blue pasta for the kiddos that are bored with the regular pasta… It was a hit from shittyfoodporn

13. This is absolutely incredible.

Congrats on this monstrosity!

Quarantine binge watching the Simpson led me to this monstrosity. The Homer Simpson Burger! from FoodPorn

14. Cheese FOR DAYS.

Is there such a thing as too much cheese?

I present to you, quarantine cooking at it’s finest: ultimate cheese pizza (cheese pizza with mac n cheese and grilled cheese) from shittyfoodporn

Some of those look pretty…interesting…right?

Now it’s your turn!

In the comments, tell us about some concoctions you’ve been coming up with in the kitchen.

We want to get some more good ideas!

Please and thank you!

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Cats That Are Definitely NOT Helping Finish These Puzzles

Cats are supposed to be helpful, right? Our faithful companions that will always stick by our sides and do whatever we say, right?

Oh, wait, never mind.

I was thinking of dogs.

Cats are actually the COMPLETE OPPOSITE of what I was just talking about.

They like to constantly mess with us and throw our lives into chaos whenever they can.

Have you ever tried to put a puzzle together when your cat was around? I can tell you it’s not a pretty picture…and here’s the proof…

1. The last piece of the puzzle.

Hoarding it for herself.

My cat, deeply asleep with the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle. We’ve been searching for it for 10 minutes. from cats

2. This one won’t even let them start.

Looks pretty angry to me.

3. You can’t stop her.

She’ll find a way to ruin your fun.

We tried to kitten proof the puzzle, but she’s tenacious from AnimalsBeingJerks

4. OH NO!

The look on her face says it all.

"…sorry?" from CatsAreAssholes

5. This is my table now…and also my puzzle.

You just have to let this one go.

So I was going to work on my puzzle… from aww

6. Really? You took over the whole box?

That is NOT COOL.

These 3d puzzles are so lifelike. from aww

7. A week of work down the drain.

This kitty does not give AF.

Spent a week on this puzzle… from AnimalsBeingJerks

8. What a stinker.

Definitely plays by her own rules.

My niece’s cat Lucy "helping" her with her puzzle. Almost a year old, she is the cutest little stinker! from aww

9. The crash heard ’round the world.

Look what you did!

Left my office door open for one minute and I hear a crash… from Wellthatsucks

10. Haha. Good luck with that.

This is one cat who is not messing around.

"So try and finish your puzzle now peasant" from funny

11. Yes, they are.

She’s almost out of patience.

Cats are assholes from aww

12. Well, don’t eat it!

Now you’re in trouble!

13. You were THIS close…

And now all that time was wasted…

Say Hi to Betts! and goodbye to the 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle I had almost completed… from aww

Those pictures really crack me up because they are so true to life.

Cats…always trying to mess everything up!

Do you have any funny photos of your kitties getting in the way and making your tasks even harder?

If so, please share them with us in the comments.

We’d love to meet these little rascals!

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