Here’s Another Tale of Why It Pays to Be a Reasonable Landlord

Things are rough these days with rents and contracts and businesses that require in-person customers in order to turn a decent profit. There have been plenty of stories about landlords who are out there trying to make things easier and better for everyone.

There have also been plenty of stories about landlords trying to take advantage of the situation, and the one in this story really takes the cake.

Before the current crisis happened, these people were re-negotiating their lease with their landlord. Even though they haven’t been open for business they were still paying rent – but the period to sign a new lease had lapsed.

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Instead of being understanding and reaching out, the landlord filed for eviction. They had 7 days to get all of their possessions out or they would be legally turned over to the landlord.

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Because of the type of business they owned, removing everything within a week – with very little staff and with movers and others who might be necessary all staying home – was going to be difficult.

But when they learned that the landlord was advertising the space WITH THEIR THINGS, well, they made it happen.

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They took the movable things. They took the things they had to unscrew. They took the disco lights and the flooring they’d installed.

And I don’t blame them one single bit.

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Now, not only does the landlord have no rent coming in, but he’s going to have to replace the floors and lights and a bunch of other stuff that he wouldn’t have had to do if he’d just been reasonable.

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That’s what you get for being completely greedy and not giving a hoot about your fellow human beings.

This might have been petty, but I approve. People like this landlord can’t be allowed to get off scot free!

What are your thoughts on this one? Sound off in the comments!

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A Girl Got a Camera for Her Birthday and Took a Picture of Her Dad Pooping

Not every hero wears a cape – sometimes they’re little girls with their first camera, sneaking into the bathroom to snap a picture of their dad on the pot.

And listen. Everyone with little kids knows that there’s a finite amount of time between when you give them a gift you think they’ll like and when they a) break said gift or b) use said gift in a manner you never could have dreamed up with your boring adult brain.

“My daughter got a camera for her birthday,” he wrote. “One of the first things she did was barge into the bathroom and take a pic of me taking a dump.”

My daughter got a camera for a birthday. One of the first things she did with it was to barge in the bathroom and take a pic of me taking a dump. from funny

His wife thought the whole thing was hilarious, and dad is taking it all in stride, figuring that maybe one day they’ll print out an album that contains all of her “early work.”

Other people are sharing similar stories of the photos they find on their phone (literally every parent can tell you stories about this!), like this person, who also found a lovely video of herself pooing.

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People who obviously don’t have kids are wondering why parents don’t just lock the doors!

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To which we say that a) having them bang on the door is not any more peaceful than being barged in on…

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And b) there’s no telling what sort of trouble they could get into, either in the house or by locking themselves in the bathroom.

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I think it’s nice to see these sorts of post really get traction – it just proves that people love to know that they’re not in this crazy, unexpected parenting gig together!

And you know, laughter is the best medicine and all of that. There’s literally no other healthy way to get through it.

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Movie Theaters Are Giving Us the Giggles With Their Hilarious Lockdown Signs

Would you go see a movie anytime soon? It seems so strange that just a couple of months ago, it wouldn’t be weird to go see a flick with a friend in a crowded theater and load up on snacks. But now…well…

In the meantime, though, movie theaters are using their marquee signs to help make folks laugh and I think they’re doing a pretty damn good job. Here are some good signs that we think will bring a smile to your face.

Enjoy.

1. With Kevin Costner?

Only dance with yourself right now?

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2. Time to hunker down.

Do it at home with some good movies!

3. How all relationships are starting now.

Zoom it up, folks!

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4. Feels like an eternity…

But it’ll be over at some point!

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The Parkway is still on-point with their marquee.

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5. Bring on the summer!

Let’s all get outside and play..at a safe distance.

6. Me, too…

But, it is what it is.

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Update marquee ✅ #stayhomemn

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7. No encounters at all.

At least, not for now.

8. Very hope, we hope!

We need movie theaters in our lives!

9. Giving out a good recommendation.

Hey, thanks a lot!

10. All the appropriate titles.

Going stir crazy…

11. Nothing going on at all.

I can’t wait until this ramps back up.

12. Amazing! Marty McFly!

And posted by Michael J. Fox himself!

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Funny stuff, right?

Have you seen any good signs from businesses during the shutdown? If so, please tell us about them and share a photo in the comments if you have them.

Please and thank you!

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Funny Memes We Think Will Put You in a Good Mood

Many of us could use a little mental boost right now, correct? A little something to shake the cobwebs out of our heads and to make us LAUGH.

Because, as all of us know, laughing is very important and it helps us relieve our stress. And there’s a lot of stress going on these days…

Here are 14 funny memes that we think will do you some good. Enjoy!

1. Run for it!

I did this CONSTANTLY.

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2. A pain like no other.

Part of the fun of summer!

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3. I feel this one deep in my soul.

Scalding hot shower for hours.

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4. I don’t like getting stuck on that side.

Because this is what happens…

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5. Perfectly sums it all up.

This is life.

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6. Dear God, why did I do that?

You’ll never recover from the embarrassment.

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7. Oh, no, you don’t!

That’s enough happiness for now.

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8. Definitely getting mixed signals.

Which way should you go?

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9. Hahahaha. So good.

Don’t mess with Sam Jackson, even if he has Alzheimer’s.

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10. An ancient ritual.

The holding of the hair while your friend pukes.

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11. I hope no one sees me…

Because this has to be done.

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12. I did my part!

I just hope the boss noticed…

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13. Ummm, sure…

My online shopping problem is out of control right now.

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14. Can’t wait to do this again.

Hang in there, everyone!

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Okay, that did the trick! Now I feel a lot better since I got some big laughs out of the way!

How about you? Have you seen anything really funny lately that you’d like to show us? In the comments, please share an amusing tweet, joke, meme, photo, story, etc.

Thanks!

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People Who Definitely Won the Food Lottery

Have you ever won the “food lottery”? Do you have absolutely any idea what I’m talking about right now?

I’m talking about when you get a really unusual or downright weird food item by accident. I know it’s happened to me before with a variety of products, including carrots, potatoes, and the occasional crazy-looking sunflower seed.

Let’s take a look at some folks who definitely won the food lottery.

1. Where did that come from?

Never seen that before…

Found a Wizard in my Gummy Bear pack from mildlyinteresting

2. No pit? No problem!

That’s gotta be one in a million.

Jackpot! from pics

3. The carrot hand of death.

This could be the plot of a horror movie.

This incredible carrot hand was found while digging juice carrots at our farm today from mildlyinteresting

4. This is INSANE.

Look at the size of that thing!

I for one welcome our mutant carrot overlords from AbsoluteUnits

5. That is their offspring.

Ever seen something like this in your days?

Todays clementine had an almost perfect mini clementine inside… from mildlyinteresting

6. A perfect little pearl.

Glad you didn’t swallow it.

This pearl I found in an oyster I was eating. from mildlyinteresting

7. I hope you saved this.

Or maybe you just ate it all at once?

These gummybears came stuck together in the bag. from mildlyinteresting

8. Three times the flavor!

Mutant bananas are taking over the planet. Beware!

I had a quadruple mini banana this morning from mildlyinteresting

9. Absolute perfection.

Almost too pretty to eat…almost…

The way my cheese melted on my burger. from oddlysatisfying

10. Be careful with that thing.

You might put someone’s eye out.

I got a squash and I’m not afraid to use it. from teenagers

11. You won’t get that smell out of your house for DAYS.

Or maybe even WEEKS.

This giant clove of garlic from mildlyinteresting

12. They look pretty proud of this baby.

That is outrageous.

Absolute Unit of a Collard Green from AbsoluteUnits

13. You can eat off that thing for a while.

You should call the Guinness Book of World Records.

Daughter found the largest blackberry I’ve ever seen from mildlyinteresting

Wow! Those are pretty wild!

Okay, now we want to hear from all of you out in Internet Land. Tell us some stories and show us some photos about when you won the food lottery.

Let’s see what you got!

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Funny Tweets About the “Murder Hornets”

Is it possible for 2020 to get worse? Millions of people are out of work, we’re not allowed to leave our houses, the news is filled with terrible stories every single night…

Oh, wait, here’s something else you can worry about now! MURDER HORNETS HAVE NOW ENTERED THE UNITED STATES.

Yes, you read that correctly. The deadly Asian hornet is here and they threaten to wipe out the honeybee population (and they kill up to 50 people a year in Japan). Man…I think we could all use a break from shitty world events for a while…but I guess we’ll have to keep waiting.

At least we can have some laughs, right?!?!

Here are some funny tweets about those damn murder hornets…hopefully, they’re not here to stay…

1. Thanks for the tip.

Hey, it might save your life one day…

2. Let’s really mess with everyone.

Can we please get a break? Please?

3. Sounds like it’ll be very soon.

Keep your fingers crossed.

4. They haven’t been charged with a crime…yet.

Lawyers are always doing this, aren’t they?

5. What’s next?

Can we really top this?

6. You need to chill, 2020.

For realz…it’s not cool anymore.

7. God is really…playing God right now.

Which I guess is in his job description.

8. It’s everywhere right now.

But hopefully, it won’t invade your area…

9. What else can we add to the list?

Giant robots with laser beams on their heads?

10. They’re very fine people, actually.

I’ve known them all my life.

11. I’ll show you how.

Is this all part of a big HOAX?

12. Can’t wait to tell the grandkids about it!

Back in my day…

13. What an elitist.

Always have to be a one-upper, don’t you?

What else could possibly go wrong this year?

Talk to us in the comments and brainstorm about how things can get even worse! This will be a fun experiment in despair and terror!

Good luck out there!

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Design Fails by People Who Had Exactly One Job

You only had one job!

How many times have you heard that yelled in your face before?

Or maybe in someone else’s face who you worked with?

The point is, a lot of people make big mistakes in the design field and some of them are just so good that they must be shared with the world.

Like these!

They’re really bad, but we think you’ll get a big laugh out of them! So enjoy!

1. Do you think they thought this one through?

I’m not so sure about that…

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2. Soup for Sluts!

It sounds delicious!

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3. Do these two billboards belong side-by-side?

Sending some mixed signals…

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4. Take a closer look at the dress.

Come on, people…

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5. SLIMING herb.

Sounds kind of…slimy…

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6. Poor Granny…she never saw this coming.

I, for one, am quite offended by this.

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7. Grandma really can’t catch a break.

They had to do it…

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8. Kit Ka…

I would think you’d at least want the WHOLE name of your product on there, but what do I know?

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9. Load up on lighter fluid kids!

Seems like a REALLY bad idea.

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10. Just looks really disturbing.

Something to nibble on…

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11. A watch! For the kids!

Just ignore the shape, I guess…

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12. Perfect placement.

Do you think this is a big seller?

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13. Yikes…let’s end on that note.

Not a good look…not good at all…

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I hope these folks still have jobs…because those are some major FAILS!

Now we want to hear from all the readers out there.

Have you seen any really bad design fails lately?

If so, please share them with us in the comments. We’d love to see them!

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People Share Questions You Should Ask Someone When You’re on a First Date

When it comes to first dates, many people could use as much help as possible with breaking the ice.

It’s hard to get to know someone and it can be difficult to know the right questions to ask to keep the conversation (and hopefully the romance) moving along.

Do you want some advice about things to ask on first dates?

Let’s dive into these answers from AskReddit users.

1.  This will tell you a lot about a person.

“What do you do with your shopping cart when finished at the grocery store?”

2. Movie first, THEN dinner.

“I read a LPT earlier today that stated if you’re taking someone on a dinner/movie date, go to the movie first.

That way, at dinner, if the conversation is lacking or having a hard time starting up – you can get it going with talking about the movie. ?

3. Get this out of the way.

“Vaccinations… safe or harmful?

Earth… round or are you a dumb ass?”

4. Give me the details.

“What kind of music do you listen to?

Might seem basic but this is a great question to ask to get to know someone.

I have noticed however that most people just answer with “anything but country” so you could probably get a more passionate response by asking something along the lines of “What artist(s) are you currently listening to?””

5. For the bookworms.

“If your life were a book what would the title be?”

6. The trifecta.

“Do you like The Office?

Do you like dogs?

Do you have a real personality?”

7. Looking forward.

“What is something you’re looking forward to?

Always gets a good answer, and it’s usually something unexpected.”

8. You’ll get some good insight.

“What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started right now?”

9. What kind of weirdo does this?

“Do you sleep with your socks on?”

10. Just get it out of the way.

“I asked my husband (we’ve been together 27 years), “You aren’t an ax murderer are you?” on our first date.”

11. This is a good one.

“What’s getting you through the week?

You find out what makes them happy and what’s important to them.”

12. Get to the real stuff.

“My favorite was always “what are you passionate about?”

So much better than “what do you do?””

13. I like this.

“When was the last time you felt proud of yourself?”

14. You better be a big reader.

“What are your favorite books?

If you get the impression they don’t read books, run.”

15. Might be interesting…

“What is your mother’s maiden name?

What is your high school mascot?

What is the name of your childhood best friend?”

16. Try these out.

“OK Cupid had a really cool blog about statistics from their huge user base. The three questions they found were best predictors for compatibility:

Do you like scary movies?

Have you ever traveled alone in another country?

Wouldn’t it be fun to chuck it all and live on a sailboat?

If you agree on those 3, you’re likeliest to succeed.”

17. Straight to the important stuff.

“Are you Introvert or Extrovert?

And how do you rank your mental health level from 1 to 10?”

18. This is usually fun.

“I always like to ask about the worst date they ever had.”

19. Are you an animal lover?

“Do you have any pets?

1 of 3 things will happen:

1: Yes they do, and will talk / show photos of them for ages.

2: they don’t, but then you follow it up with what pets do you want and they will talk for ages.

3: they say no, I’m not really an animal person, in which case you leave them because you don’t need someone like that in your life.”

20. Give up the info.

“What’s your favorite dinner?

What’s in your bucket list?

Are you a dog person or a cat person?”

21. A smart idea.

“How was your latest night out?

IMHO a person who brags about how shitfaced or wasted they become doesn’t make a good impression as a responsible partner.”

22. Okay, that’s just weird.

“Are your fingerprints in the police database?”

“In millimeters, How long are your toenails before you decide to cut them? Do you keep the remains?”

“Do you have any pets you aren’t using anymore?”

“How do you feel about basements?”

“Which bodily fluid do you think has the most pleasant aroma?”

“Which layer of skin do you favor the most?”

“My cat died six years ago…. wanna see?”

Well, what do you think?

Are you going to incorporate any of these into your first-date question arsenal?

Let us know what you think in the comments!

And if you have any suggestions, please pass them along to us!

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A Perfect Dad-Joke Template Has Been Found and Here Are Some Hilarious Examples

Dad Jokes might seem as if they’re easy to come up with, but listen – most succinct, funny comments take more work than they appear to at first glance.

That said, the “Captain America” dad jokes, which use two stills of Captain America (obviously) – one from Captain America: The Winter Solder and the other from Avengers: Endgame. In the first movie, Captain America fights Hydra soldiers in an elevator, but in Endgame he goes back in time and whispers “Hail Hydra” to avoid the fight in the first place.

The pictures are a pretty good prompt to tell a solid, corny dad joke – below are 14 examples you’re not going to want to miss.

14. Timeliness is next to godliness.

Is that not the saying?

13. I saw that one coming from a mile away.

Which I supposed is the point.

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12. Pissing off everyone at once.

It takes talent, y’all.

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11. Being lame is the point!

And Captain America is always lame. Fight me.

10. I think my own father told me this one.

Things are classics for a reason I suppose.

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9. Pretty good?

That seems like a matter of opinion.

8. This one isn’t bad.

Or maybe it is; I can’t tell anymore.

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7. This format makes it so easy!

Dads have been doing this all on their own for decades!

6. Ahhh the time honored poop joke.

It just never fails.

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5. This one is the most terrible.

I’m here for it, honestly.

4. They knew better than to ask why.

So did I, but I kept on reading.

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3. Never tell a dad to shut up before the punchline.

I mean. A regular dad can’t put you down, but he’ll want to.

2. Is it wrong that I feel like this one’s good?

They really worked for it.

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1. You guys I love this joke.

I’m so sorry it won’t work as well verbally.

Honestly, I could scroll through a lot more of these.

Now is the time for purity in our lives, friends, so treat yourself.

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People Talk About What They’re Really Like When They Get Drunk

There are many types of drunks out there. Some people are a lot of fun, some turn into absolute monsters, and others just fall onto the ground and becoming hysterical, sobbing disasters.

I can tell you what kind of drunk I am: I definitely loosen up and I like to laugh and have a good time. I definitely DO NOT get angry, which I can’t say for some other people I’ve known throughout my life.

AskReddit users got real and opened up about what kind of drunks they are.

1. Who needs a drink?!?!

“The rich kind.

I may be broke as hell and counting my cents earlier that day and waiting for a check, but when I pass a certain point in the evening I start paying shots and beers left and right like if I was a millionaire baby.”

2. Mood = Amplified.

“My general mood gets amplified.

If I’m happy, I get happier. If I’m sad, I get sadder, etc etc etc.”

3. Here’s the plan…

“Drunk me makes elaborate plans to do things with people that sober me never follows through with.”

4. It comes in stages.

“I start out as a fun drunk and then i turn into an emotional and sad drunk.

Then i finish off as a philosophical drunk.”

5. Cheers to my friends!

“I’m typically a quiet, reserved sober that turns into a fun-loving, talkative drunk that wants to befriend everyone around them.”

6. You can do it…now let’s eat!

“I start telling everyone how great they are and that they can definitely pursue their dreams.

Then… I get the munchies.”

7. You are amazing!

“No one is more supportive and encouraging than drunk women in a public bathroom.

Seriously, I have both given and received some incredible compliments to total strangers.”

8. You sound like fun.

“The one who talks about life, death, and existence after two tequila shots.

Also, extremely horny.”

9. Let me tell you my life story.

“Man.

I’m the worst.

I mean, I overshare sober. DrunkMe has no filter AT ALL. I mean, she’s hilarious. But I always wake up thinking “I said WHAT to WHO?!??!?!””

10. Good thing you’re sober.

“Angry, violent and awful. I have an allergic reaction to alcohol that causes me to breakout in handcuffs.

I had nine years sober in April.”

11. Not doing that anymore.

“Happy, pleasantly dozy and distracted, but only temporarily as I’m using booze and drugs to numb things out to the point of black out and not remembering details the next day.

I realized I still have to wake up to the same shit the following day, so what’s the point?

Been sober for 56 days.”

12. Where’s my credit card?

“The “orders crazy shit online” kind of drunk.

So far, I’ve ordered grumpy cat leggings, an embroidery set, socks that make your legs look like chicken legs, the entire Harry Potter series in Dutch and Swedish (I speak neither language), concert tickets, a popcorn machine, a llama flower pot, countless pizzas, and more alcohol.”

13. Here come the insults.

“I’m get giggly and funny.

Unfortunately, the byproduct of this is I also get super insulting. I mean it be funny but not everyone shares my sense of humor. I know I have to shut it down when I start roasting everyone within earshot.”

14. LEAVE ME ALONE, I’M STARVING.

“Hungry drunk.

Drunk me at the pub definitely means loads of oysters, wings and garlic bread will be consumed.”

15. Sharing the love.

“The really touchy kind, really huggy and lovey-dovey, which is weird because I rarely ever hug people.”

16. That’s not good.

“Sad and angry, which tends to lead to violence.

I commented on something similar before and I got absolutely destroyed by people saying it’s my choice to be a sad angry drunk and that I’m just a pussy who wants to be hard.

I just want to be happy and not hurt people, which alcohol takes that choice away from me but apparently people seem to think it’s my decision to punch walls and cry about how much I hate my life.”

17. The life of the party.

“Anyone who knows both sober and drunk me can definitely tell when I’m starting to get a buzz.

I suddenly become very chatty and before anyone knows it, I’m walking up to strangers and talking to them, making new friends that I’ll likely never see again.”

18. Okay, time to go to sleep.

“I can go from witty and charming to extremely tired within a minute.”

Open and honest. That’s the way I like it.

Now we want to hear from the readers out there.

What kind of drunk are you?

Talk to us in the comments!

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