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Hilarious Posts About Calling Out People Who Are “Totally Over” the Current Health Crisis

Do you want to know what I’m over?

THESE PEOPLE who are acting like we’re not all pissed off and struggling with this worldwide shutdown.

Of course it sucks and of course we’re all incredibly frustrated, but science is science and we need to wear masks when we got out and stay the hell away from people in public.

It’s really not very hard, but some folks are acting like it’s ALL ABOUT THEM and that they are so inconvenienced.

So much for doing your part, huh?

Here are some funny posts about how annoying these folks are who are “over” the current health crisis…enjoy…and try not to get your blood boiling.

1. Might as well die then, I guess.

Hey, you only gave me two options.

2. It’s gonna magically go away…

Now, where have I heard that before?

3. We’re bored!

Well, you better get used to it.

4. Short and to the point.

Thank you for this!

5. A sad state of affairs.

Shaking my damn head.

6. This is on point.

Just stay home and shut up.

7. This is depressing.

Get it together, people!

8. This is 100% true.

What the hell happened?

9. This is gonna blow your mind!

Get a load of this: when you get into a car…

10. Yeah, me too.

WEAR A MASK.

11. The pretending doesn’t seem to be working.

Which is pretty surprising to me.

12. We’re totally lost.

What are we gonna have to deal with next?

13. And there you have it!

She’s right, you know…

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us how you’re holding up and let us know if you’ve had to deal with any total DICKS during this crisis.

Put them on blast! We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Memes About the Dreaded “Karens” We’re All Trying to Avoid

I bet you didn’t know that a group of Karens is called “a complaint”.

Hahaha. That really tickles my funny bone, if I’m being honest.

And I also gotta say that I feel pretty bad for the nice folks named Karen out there because your name is being dragged through the mud by these less-than-desirable people who are incredibly rude, entitled, and self-centered.

Here are some funny and accurate memes about how terrible all those Karens out there really are.

1. Isn’t that adorable?

No. No, it isn’t.

Based on a true story… from FuckYouKaren

2. No one wants to hear that song.

Turn it off!

I can hear it… from FuckYouKaren

3. Haircuts for the whole family!

Isn’t that just adorable?

Karen strikes once again from memes

4. This manager is f**ked.

Sorry for what’s about to happen to you…

Karen and the crew from memes

5. This is good.

Karanos strikes again.

an actual Karen named Karen from memes

6. A good Karen!

She’s on our side! Fighting for justice!

Karen drops truths AND demands to speak to the manager. from FuckYouKaren

7. Hahaha. Hey, that’s not bad.

I’d read that book for a laugh.

8. Death setting her straight.

And now she needs to see Death’s manager. Of course…

Is afterlife vegan? from FuckYouKaren

9. That looks terrifying.

They move in herds…looking for victims.

Karen World from memes

10. Isn’t that ironic?

Of course, they don’t think so…

Happy Sunday sweetie! from FuckYouKaren

11. Good job, Karen!

One of the good ones.

Karen talking to the manager for good from FuckYouKaren

12. She seems like a real treat.

That is just plain ridiculous.

Drive to other state to not use a mask from FuckYouKaren

13. Call him Chad.

Or maybe Brad. Or even Thad.

male Karen name? from FuckYouKaren

And there you have it!

Now we want to hear from all of you!

Have you had any bad run-ins with any Karens lately? Did things quickly spiral out of control as they tend to do when Karens are involved?

If so, please tell us all about it in the comments.

Thanks!

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Enjoy a Bunch of Photos of the Famous Chalkboard Joke From “The Simpsons”

Even people who aren’t necessarily fans of The Simpsons probably know by now that one of the running gags of the show is in the intro where Bart writes a different phrase on the chalkboard during detention during EVERY SINGLE EPISODE.

The show is in its 31st season, so you can do the math and figure out that Bart has written A TON of messages on that board.

And we’re here to show you a bunch of funny ones from the history of the show.

Are you ready to have some fun?

Eat my shorts, man!

1. Bart’s at it again!

You really shouldn’t fake rabies…

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2. He thought he could, though.

Or, at least that’s what he said.

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3. A little young to be drinkin’.

He probably stole it from Homer.

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4. Doesn’t taste like chicken.

The ONE thing that doesn’t taste like chicken.

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5. Marge would never cheat on Homer.

No way. Never!

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6. Oh, yes he will.

Dammit, Bart! What did I say?

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7. Love that script.

Bart has good penmanship.

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8. A big mistake.

What were you thinking, Mr. Simpson?

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9. Too late for that.

Wayyyyy too late.

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10. Now it’s Homer’s turn.

How many times has he strangled Bart over the years? Way too many to count.

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11. You little thief.

He’s definitely a juvenile delinquent.

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12. It’s not called Assbook.

But maybe someday. You never know…

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13. Open up your eyes!

You’re missing all the good stuff!

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14. That’s a cool one.

Getting very creative.

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15. I know exactly what Bart is referring to here.

Do you?

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Now we want you to sound off!

In the comments, share some of your favorite moments from The Simpsons with us and tell us about your favorite chalkboard gags from the show.

Please and thank you!

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Funny Posts About Those Folks Who Are “Over” the Health Crisis That Has Us Living This Way

I shouldn’t be too surprised, but I have to say that it’s pretty disheartening that people are acting like total spoiled brats during this national shitshow we’re all dealing with right now.

Some people (including very powerful people who shall remain nameless) have decided to make this entire crisis about them for some reason and it makes my damn blood boil, if I’m being honest about it.

Well, now it’s time to put these people in their place, okay?

Here are some funny and accurate posts that call out these folks who are apparently “over” this whole fiasco.

Those poor babies…

1. You dumbass!

Yes, we’re all judging you for not wearing a mask.

2. Yeah. It’s not that hard.

Why make this so complicated?

3. How the hell do I know?

Do I look like Dr. Fauci to you?

4. I like this.

Getting creative with the judgment!

5. Seriously. Quit whining and wear it.

Do it for you, your family and friends, and STRANGERS, as well.

6. There you go.

Should be common sense.

7. This. Right Here.

You are correct, sir!

8. Get over it.

The kids won’t care for much longer. Let’s move on.

9. How did that get flipped around?

What a shitshow.

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10. You’re doing it all wrong.

Come on, everybody!

11. Getting kinky…

She must be a FREAK.

12. I’m tired of these people.

How about you?

Now it’s your turn!

In the comments, give us a little life update about how you’re doing and tell us if you’ve had any bad experiences with people who are being real jerks during this whole pandemic situation.

Please and thank you!

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These Animals Are Probably Having a Worse Day Than You

Believe it or not, animals have bad days just like we do.

Sometimes they forget to pay their bills, or their phone breaks, or they get pulled over and receive a speeding ticket…

Okay, none of those things are true, but sometimes they do get into funny situations where they are inconvenienced, and for a pet, that’s NOT a good day.

Not good at all…

They just want to eat, sleep, run around, and then chill with you on the couch at night when you watch TV.

They really do have the life, don’t they…?

But these animals got tripped up and had days, as you’re about to see.

Let’s take a look…

1. Time to go to the vet.

This cat won’t do that again.

My friends cat got it’s head stuck in a vase, freaked out, broke the vase, and was left with this. from pics

2. Awwww. Poor fella.

You broke his heart.

My dog’s facial expressions when I didn’t turn towards the dog park. from funny

3. You know what you did.

And you’re going to pay!

I kicked over my cats milk and had no replacement. He sat opposite me as I ate my dinner looking at me like this. from funny

4. I’m falling!

But you’ll be able to get up.

=D from holdmycatnip

5. We got ya!

This is amazing, if I do say so myself.

Smile and wave boys from AnimalsBeingJerks

6. Hahahaha. Wow.

I can’t say I’ve ever seen anything like that before.

7. Came right back in!

Wasn’t expecting that to happen.

This is my cat after trying to run out the door….. Into a wall of snow. from aww

8. That is pretty creepy.

Put on some pants!

My friend’s cat had surgery and now he has no pants from funny

9. OH MY GOD.

How the hell did that happen?

Bought a couch from Craigslist, heard noises coming from it after bringing it home. Cut it open and found a cat from funny

10. Almost got away with it.

But you got stuck!

My dog managed to get into a pack of frozen fish fillets and he would’ve gotten away with it if he didn’t get stuck and had to come to me for help from AnimalsBeingDerps

11. This is not cool at all.

Pouting the rest of the day.

My friends dog is not happy about leaving the dog park early! from funny

12. Burned whiskers.

Be careful around the stove!

When you love the smell of bacon but get a little too close to the frying pan on the stove… from Wellthatsucks

13. You’re gonna do WHAT to me?

Uh oh…

My friend took her cat to get fixed and his face shows exactly his thoughts about it from funny

14. That is epic.

Now go get him out!

15. Your goat has a trampoline?

That’s pretty wild…

Goat seeking trampoline from AnimalsBeingDerps

How about you?

Do your dogs and cats ever really BLOW IT and then get upset?

Or maybe they just do funny, ridiculous stuff that makes you chuckle?

Either way, tell us about it in the comments and share some pics with us!

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A Girl’s Mask Was Attached to Her Earring in Piercing Mishap

Getting your ears pierced is a rite of passage, but getting your ears pierced during a pandemic sounds like nothing short of a nightmare. Just ask 16-year-old Sissy Sheridan.

The Tik Tok teen and Nickelodeon actress shared a distressing video of her piercing with the online community. As she choked back sobs, she said that an employee at Icing by Claire’s in Sterling, Virginia, near her home, pierced her face mask to her ear.

@itssissysheridanmoral of the story. don’t get your ears pierced during a pandemic♬ original sound – itssissysheridan

Sissy and her mom tried to get the mask out by cutting a good portion of the string away, but were unable to get it all removed. Claire’s said it would honor her request for a full refund, if she brought the earrings back.

When she went for her appointment, she made sure to wear two masks a precaution and didn’t feel the string as it went in. In fact, she didn’t notice that the mask was stuck until she tried to remove it as she and her mom drove home. That’s when she became hysterical.

@itssissysheridanwhere it all went wrong❤ (the first ear was the one she pierced my mask to)♬ original sound – itssissysheridan

The next day, a much calmer Sissy told Tik Tok viewers that she saw the humor in her situation, although it initially scared her.

@itssissysheridanEAR PIERCING UPDATE ? ?♬ original sound – itssissysheridan

She and her mom were also finally able to get the remainder of the mask off by “folding her ears forward.” She still had to wait a few days to remove the earring as it was too swollen, and she was still in a lot pain.

There’s no word on any other piercings in Sissy’s future—at least during the pandemic.

Have you ever had a piercings that didn’t go like you though it should? Share your stories below!

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Hilarious Reactions to Chuck E. Cheese Going Bankrupt

I know it’s not funny that the current state of the world is forcing companies to declare bankruptcy, and that our kids might grow up without all of the wonders of the world that we did, blah blah blah, but that doesn’t mean humor isn’t still one of the best ways to cope.

A fact you’ll surely agree with me on after reading through these 15 hilarious reactions to people learning that Chuck E. Cheese, childhood staple and bane of parents everywhere, is struggling financially.

15. Just reminiscing about the good old days.

I mean, they weren’t great but they were better than this.

14. When you think about it that way, maybe this is for the best.

I mean. Who thought this branding was great?

13. It would be nice if we could be sure there were better days ahead.

Something tells me that’s just not true, though.

12. Perhaps this is truly when things went downhill.

Although kids love all “monies” it doesn’t matter the color.

11. Only $1? I thought it would be more, because no one eats the salad bar.

Salad bars are gross at the BEST of places, y’all.

10. Back in the 80s we ate creepy characters for breakfast.

This new rat looks too nice. He’s probably hiding something.

9. We reap what we sow, people.

But I mean, I think it’s clear Chuck E. Cheese doesn’t have a bangup marketing team.

8. Everyone already assumes it’s full of germs so there’s that.

He’s just saving America, one disgusting business at a time.

7. 2020 is determined to take it all away.

They can’t have Betty White. They just can’t.

6. They just might be the currency of our impending dystopia.

I mean, you never know.

5. No one in their right mind over the age of 11, anyway.

Which is maybe redundant?

4. This animatronic band was terrifying.

And also it plays at a local bowling alley so come to Kansas City.

3. Now there’s a rat-owned business I could get behind!

I’ll take the specialty, please.

2. American rats are always looking for handouts.

It’s sort of pathetic looking, isn’t it.

1. There’s nowhere to go but up.

I’m sure there will some day be another restaurant looking for a rat representative. Ahem.

Listen, I hate Chuck E. Cheese (although the addition of alcohol lessons my ire), but I still hope they pull through and I can teach my kids to play skeeball.

Parenting is one big contradiction after another, isn’t it?

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Do You Need a Break From Reality? These Funny Posts Will Help You Out!

I’m pretty sure you feel the same way as I do these days, but I’m sick and tired of the damn news lately.

Every time I turn on the TV, read the paper, or scroll through the news on my phone, it’s ALL BAD, ALL THE TIME.

And I need a break from it! Don’t you?

I think we both know the answer to that question.

So that’s exactly what we’re gonna do right this instant. We’re going to take a break from reality and laugh at these hilarious posts that also happen to be completely random.

Let’s go!

1. Oh, that’s just another dog.

Look very closely…

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2. Secretly giving him the bird.

That’s pretty clever!

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3. What the hell?

That’s MY burger!

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4. Wait…that’s not Eleven?

You could’ve fooled me!

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5. That’s when you know you’re gonna get it.

Get out of the house as fast as you can!

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6. Slowing down a little bit.

Now, you are very mature.

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7. Just end it already.

I guess that approach isn’t working.

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8. You were a smooth criminal.

Good thing you never got caught!

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9. Is it here yet?

Where is that damn thing?!?!

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10. Be sure to put your name on there at least 20 times.

Just to make sure…

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11. Just see what happens…

This might get ugly.

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12. Wait a second!

This is not what I signed up for!

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You know the drill…now it’s your turn.

In the comments, we want YOU to make US laugh.

Share a joke, a meme, a tweet, a video, a photo, anything that has made you laugh recently.

Please and thank you!

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Do You Need a Break From Reality? These Funny Posts Will Help You Out!

I’m pretty sure you feel the same way as I do these days, but I’m sick and tired of the damn news lately.

Every time I turn on the TV, read the paper, or scroll through the news on my phone, it’s ALL BAD, ALL THE TIME.

And I need a break from it! Don’t you?

I think we both know the answer to that question.

So that’s exactly what we’re gonna do right this instant. We’re going to take a break from reality and laugh at these hilarious posts that also happen to be completely random.

Let’s go!

1. Oh, that’s just another dog.

Look very closely…

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

2. Secretly giving him the bird.

That’s pretty clever!

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

3. What the hell?

That’s MY burger!

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4. Wait…that’s not Eleven?

You could’ve fooled me!

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

5. That’s when you know you’re gonna get it.

Get out of the house as fast as you can!

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6. Slowing down a little bit.

Now, you are very mature.

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7. Just end it already.

I guess that approach isn’t working.

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8. You were a smooth criminal.

Good thing you never got caught!

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9. Is it here yet?

Where is that damn thing?!?!

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10. Be sure to put your name on there at least 20 times.

Just to make sure…

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11. Just see what happens…

This might get ugly.

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12. Wait a second!

This is not what I signed up for!

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You know the drill…now it’s your turn.

In the comments, we want YOU to make US laugh.

Share a joke, a meme, a tweet, a video, a photo, anything that has made you laugh recently.

Please and thank you!

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A Person Waited Years to Get Revenge on a Co-Worker Who Got Them Fired

If you’re very lucky, you’ve always loved your coworkers at every place where you’ve worked. But if you live in the real world, then you’ve probably had a coworker or two who just gets under your skin.

And sometimes, you have that coworker who you just do not get along with no matter what.

Most of us have been there. Sometimes the situation escalates to the point of no return, and one of you even ends up losing your job.

That’s what happened to this person, who decided to tell the internet all about that one time a coworker got them unjustly fired… and how they finally, finally got their revenge.

It all starts with a little history, to set the scene:

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Intriguing, right? Revenge that takes years to come to fruition is definitely pretty fascinating.

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And then… the opportunity!

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The background sounds extra, but it is definitely worth it.

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Fast forward!

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If you’re still following along, this is when things start to get very interesting:

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We have all had co-workers like this, right? Read on:

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It’s always someone else, isn’t it?

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You can totally understand why she wanted to get out of the office as soon as possible, but nooooo:

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Can you even imagine?! But luckily, the person’s fortune began to change:

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DIVIDENDS!

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It is pretty amazing that people were working together to try to out this terrible co-worker.

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GET. READY. FOR. IT.

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Did you see this story escalating to this degree?!

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You knew it, right?!

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That story is wild, right? Don’t forget to let us know which part had you absolutely howling in the comments!

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