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10 of the Funniest Random Jokes on the Whole Wide Internet

I think we all learned early on that there’s one thing the internet has PLENTY of. There’s so much of it, in fact, that it almost seems like the internet was invented for it. It’s exciting, and a little naughty, and we all find ourselves sneaking away to peek at it, though we wouldn’t admit it…

Oooooh yeeeeeah. That’s right. I’m talking about jokes. Why, what did you think I meant?

10. Stretching the truth

I don’t make the rules here.

9. The one ring

This is what disappointment looks like.

8. Sensory overlap

It’ll put you in a whole other dimension for a minute.

7. Supremely evil

Hope you’re planning on paying her therapy bills after this.

6. That’s so Raven

Edgar Allen Poe is spinning in his grave. Not because of this, he’s just a dramatic goth.

https://8-xj.tumblr.com/post/183730486600/while-i-nodded-nearly-napping-suddenly-there

5. Feelin’ hungry

I know my place and it’s wherever I wanna be.

https://may.tumblr.com/post/624432884316553216/babelady-vangoghcean-theres-just-something

4. Hot takes

Why Garfield has enjoyed a second life as an existential nightmare meme I’ll never understand.

https://flipflapjacks.tumblr.com/post/187230169831/cremia-ewaneneollav-yo-why-jon-thick-as

3. Big boi

You got beef with any of this?

2. Squat squirrel

That’s absolutely nuts.

1. Chip on my shoulder

My new year’s resolution is to make it to the new year.

Jokes as far as the eye can see. If you enjoyed those, go give the creators a follow. They deserve your clicks and likes and click-likes! Not to spoil anything, but they got even more jokes awaiting your face-eyes.

Who are the funniest people on the internet right now?

Tell us your opinion in the comments.

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Sizzlin’ Memes to Munch on While They’re Tasty and Hot

Are you ready?! We got a sizzlin’ hot platter of memes here, and I think you’ll find them all delicious. We’ve got titles and commentary on the side and a tall glass of procrastination to wash it all down. If you need anything else, just holler. I won’t hear you of course because I’m writing this in the past, but, I wasn’t sure where else to go with this restaurant metaphor.

Take your time, enjoy, and let me know if you need any refills.

10. Main course

Please don’t give me any guff, I so hate guff.

9. Cleaning comrades

Why is old school Bugs Bunny so weirdly disturbing?

8. I’ll drink to that

How he even do dat wit he little paws?

7. Drain the swamp

Can we invent something, please?

6. Hide the pain, Hemsworth

Even a god has feelings.

5. I felt that

Dude doesn’t even realize those are puppets, this is just normal life for him.

4. Vine rewind

RIP roads.

3. Self-esteem

I’ll be the death of me for sure.

2. Killer instincts

These live action remakes are getting out of hand.

1. Just deserts

When you reach the end of the meal but won’t accept that.

And on that note, we’ll close out this dinner. I’ll just leave the check here. You take care of that whenever you’re ready.

If memes were food, what kind of food would they be?

Tell us in the comments.

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This TikTok Video Shows That Whatever Word You Read, You Will Also Hear

Brainteasers are a fun way to pass the time, especially for those of us who are stuck at home.

Do you remember the Yanni/Laurel and black/gold dress controversies from a few years back? Well, there’s a new audio illusion in town and a simple explanation as to how your brain deciphers messages along with it.

First, give it a try. It’s easy to do—just read one of the words you see in the video posted by @emilysophie.m, and that’s the word you’ll hear every time.

So, what makes this happen? According to science, something called the McGurk Effect. It’s a phenomenon of perception that demonstrates how your hearing, vision, and speech interact with each other. It occurs when what you hear is paired with what you see, leading to the perception of a sound that only exists as you read the word.

In other words, your visual informs what you hear. In this case, both words are being said at the same time at different frequencies, and your brain is filling in the blanks.

Of course, like Yanni/Laurel and the black or gold dress, this illusion also went viral across social media, with people from all walks of life weighing in. While most people came out on one side or the other, some didn’t hear anything.

And some only heard one word, no matter what they read.


And, well…

To be fair, the McGurk Effect doesn’t work for everyone. This can be chalked up to having different hearing abilities or brain processes.

Which word did you hear? Let us know in the comments below!

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Examples of Very Strange Taxidermy

Remember the film The Lost Boys ?

Okay, you probably do. It’s about surf punk vampires in the sleepy beach town of Santa Clara, California… “the murder capital of the world.”

Now then, do you remember Grandpa? And his love for taxidermy?

Photo Credit: Warner Bros.

Remember how much it creeped out Corey Haim’s character?

Photo Credit: Warner Bros.

That’s kind of how I feel about taxidermy. It makes me uncomfortable and I really don’t think I’d be able to fall asleep in a room where a moose head or a stuffed squirrel would be staring at me while I lay there…

But that’s just me.

Maybe you love it. Maybe your whole house is covered in dead animals.

Whatever the case, I can assure you that even taxidermy lovers will be unsettled by these misfires…let’s take a look.

1. A spitting image.

The nose ring is a nice touch.

2. Might want to re-do the eyes.

Just a thought…

3. What am I looking at here?

I never need to see that again.

4. Poor little guy…

I wonder what happened to him…

5. My eyes!

This is truly horrifying.

6. The gang’s all here!

And they are super creepy.

7. Read the caption on this one…

This might be the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.

8. That escalated quickly.

Sometimes, things spiral out of control…

9. Looking good!

Also…sorry that you’re actually dead…

10. A very motley crew.

Get a load of these guys.

11. It really spices up the room.

Don’t you think?

12. An interesting choice.

On top of the world!

13. Look deep into my eyes.

On second thought…don’t…

14. Now this I might actually own…

But that’s a big MAYBE…

15. Care to explain this one?

I can’t look at it…yet I can’t look away…

16. This house is now cursed.

You brought this on yourself!

Do you have any photos of weird and creepy taxidermy?

If so, please share them with us in the comments!

We’d love to hear from you!

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Awesome Tattoos That People Got of Their Cats

I love when I see folks who have tattooed their pets onto their bodies. It’s a lifetime commitment, just like your relationship with your dogs and cats!

They always have a great story about their beloved dogs and cats and they’re always very willing to tell you all about the lives of their furry friends.

I mean, those pets are inked onto their bodies permanently, after all.

Here are some really awesome tattoos that we think you’ll love of peoples’ cats.

Let’s enjoy these together! Meow!

1. Come on out of your hiding place!

Now we can see you!

2. This one is awesome.

Out in the woods.

3. A fully-formed kitty.

Full moon cat! I like it!

4. This is really cool.

It’s so creative!

5. This cat got the cartoon treatment.

And it looks great!

6. Very cool!

I love the colors on this one.

7. In her favorite shark costume!

She loves it!

my girlfriend’s tattoo of her cat in a shark costume and her actual cat in a shark costume from aww

8. That’s you on her arm!

I hope you like it!

9. This is classic.

And it speaks the truth.

10. Don’t get too close…

This cat looks very wary of you.

11. An awesome one!

Making a mess!

My cat patronus tattoo done by Pike at Tattoo Charlies in Louisville KY from tattoos

12. Give me a paw bump.

Best friends forever.

13. Fly this broom to the moon!

Check out this group.

14. Two peas in a pod.

These two look like they’re good buddies.

Now we want to hear from you!

Do you have any tattoos of your pets?

If so, please share some pics of them with us in the comments.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Cats Are Very Weird… and Here’s the Evidence!

CATS ARE TOTAL WEIRDOS.

A switch just seems to flip in them randomly and they go totally nuts and all bets are off as to whether they’ve completely lost it or not.

Is it an act? Is it all a conspiracy to trick the humans of Earth?

What the heck is going on here?

Whatever way you look at it, it’s real and there’s nothing you can do to control it.

CATS ARE JUST CRAZY…and we have to live with it.

Here are some hilarious pictures that people shared on the “What’s Wrong With Your Cat?” page on Reddit.

Enjoy!

1. Hello? Can I get some attention?

I think that probably worked…

Cat raising paw to gain attention from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

2. Beware of these cats when you’re in the bathroom.

You never know when they’ll strike.

The rare and extremely dangerous trouser cat from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

3. He’s watching you.

There’s no escape.

My cat sleeps with his eyes wide open sometimes and it’s creepy as hell from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

4. What’s going on here?

And why are you sitting like that?

I find her sitting like this all the time. from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

5. Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it.

What do you call this one?

She tried out a new pose on the stairs today from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

6. Flying through the air!

To save the day!

Superhero pose! from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

7. I hope you can get out of there.

That doesn’t look safe. Or fun.

Cheers from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

8. Not the brightest cat in the world.

You like that?

He likes sleeping on metal spikes. He’s not smart. from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

9. Can’t figure out which end is which.

Hello. Are you okay?

Just taking a nap ? from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

10. Okay, come on in.

She’s safe and snug in her raft.

She yells until I let her join me in the bathtub from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

11. What makes you say that?

Let me in!

I think he wants to come inside. from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

12. I love this cat.

She’s in charge and she knows it.

The whisker demon has returned to assert dominance while I clean up her hairball. from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

How about you?

What kinds of weird things do your kitties do that make you question their sanity?

Talk to us in the comments! And share some photos as well!

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Roommates Are Having Stupid Fights During the Shutdown and Here Are the Tweets to Prove It

This current health crisis and lockdown is really taking its toll on people.

And even if you haven’t gotten sick, there’s a chance the people you share your living space with are really getting on your nerves.

Which is totally understandable, considering that we can’t really go anywhere or do anything, right?

And that leads to fights about all kinds of petty issues and squabbles.

Ugh…we just have to deal with it for now, I guess. But at least we can have a few laughs.

People took to Twitter to share the dumbest fights they’ve gotten into during the shutdown with the people they live with.

Let’s take a look.

1. Who knew?!?!

I had no idea!

2. Too quietly?

That’s a first…

3. What were you thinking?

You IDIOT!

4. We need to pinpoint the time.

I’m done messing around!

5. Why? Why? Why?

Enough with all the questions!

6. Please bring me another mug.

This won’t cut it.

7. You blew it.

And the kid knows it!

8. A screaming match.

This is not good…

9. We might all be dead soon.

See what you started?

10. Didn’t end well.

Can you blame her for the laser sounds, though?

11. Too much yogurt.

It’s all you’ll eat for quite a while.

12. Little brat.

I hope he got potatoes all over himself.

13. People are losing their minds.

And here’s the proof.

How are you holding up?

Are your roommates, family members, or partners driving you up the wall?

Tell us all about it in the comments.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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People Share the Ridiculous Fights They’re Having With Their Housemates During Lockdown

Are you losing your mind right now?

Do the walls seem to be closing in, making every day seem it’s not gonna end?

Well, you’re not alone, friends! Because A LOT of people out there have had just about enough of this shutdown. It’s causing them to fight with their roommates, spouses, significant others, and family members about petty, little things that would probably otherwise be overlooked.

Hey, that’s what happens when you spend WAYYYYY too much time with people under the same roof.

Let’s take a look at these tweets from folks who talked about the dumb fights they’ve engaged in with the people they live with during this crazy time.

Enjoy.

1. Oh, boy…

The Burrito Wars of 2020.

2. You gotta fill those babies all the way up.

I hope you learned a lesson.

3. Questioning life.

Let’s start from the beginning.

4. The smoking gun…

I mean…toilet.

5. You did that from the bath?

I have a feeling someone is in trouble.

6. That is crucial.

And it causes a lot of drama.

7. It’s getting ugly…

Don’t touch those!

8. I might need something out of there!

What were you thinking????

9. Pay attention!

You only get one shot!

10. The great milk fight.

A sad state of affairs.

11. Let’s get to the bottom of this.

I’d like to know how this was wrapped up.

12. People are crying.

Over tomato sauce!

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us how it’s going in lockdown with the people you live with.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Drinking Memes for Folks Who Are Gonna Get Lit up Tonight

Wouldn’t it be awesome to be able to go to a bar and socialize and drink with your friends and some complete strangers?

And do it all WITHOUT A MASK?

Yes, it sounds great, but unfortunately, we don’t live in that kind of world at the moment.

So it looks like everyone will be drinking at home for the time being…and I have a feeling that you and many other people out there are going to be doing some drinking TONIGHT.

So enjoy these drinkin’ memes that we think will take the edge off.

1. Let’s go to another dimension!

It’s gonna be a long night…

Photo Credit: someecards

2. That’s not an option.

I don’t want to hear that word!

Photo Credit: someecards

3. I think I’m gonna puke.

This is the worst.

Photo Credit: someecards

4. You made a good effort.

But it wasn’t good enough!

Photo Credit: someecards

5. This is the way it goes.

Does this describe you?

Photo Credit: someecards

6. Good point!

Good advice to follow.

Photo Credit: someecards

7. I got it!

Back off!

Photo Credit: someecards

8. Oh, I’m doing great!

Can’t you tell?

Photo Credit: someecards

9. The liquid diet.

It works!

Photo Credit: someecards

10. Go for it!

You might as well at this point…

Photo Credit: someecards

11. This is gonna be ugly.

What did I do?!?!

Photo Credit: someecards

12. In love! With vodka.

Makes a great partner!

Photo Credit: someecards

13. I don’t know that person.

And I have no idea what you’re talking about…

Photo Credit: someecards

14. Just one drink…

Always leads to this…

Now we want to hear from you!

Have you been throwing back the drinks during this shutdown?

Tell us WHAT you’ve been drinking and WHERE you’ve been drinking in the comments.

And if you have any good photos, share those with us as well.

Thanks!

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Enjoy World History According to Hilarious Memes

There’s a reason that not many kids enjoy history in high school, and it all comes down to the teachers. I never knew it was my favorite subject until I reached college, and actually had professors who – gasp – enjoyed their subject.

Now, I’m not saying that we could use memes to interest younger kids in studying the past…but I’m not not saying it could be one tool in the box, either.

Because these 12 memes are really quite spot on.

12. Trust me, they would have liked it to go more quickly.

So would the Brits, in hindsight.

11. Yeah, good thing there was no social media.

This would have been hard to explain.

10. The West is certainly selective.

And I mean that in an a$shole way (as if there were another one).

9. No one should have any faith in Columbus.

Or any history you’ve ever read about him in school.

8. They didn’t even make it into The Man in the High Castle.

That should tell you something.

7. I think the founding fathers would have been proud.

This is the kind of stuff they were famous for.

6. It was hard to surprise the Romans.

They were basically into everything except losing.

5. You knew that was coming.

Sadly, the monarchy did not.

4. Still true.

Even though we don’t want to believe it.

3. Idk why Patrick as the colonies works so well, and yet…

It’s not necessarily a bad thing. Maybe?

2. Thomas Jefferson seems a lot like Daveed Diggs, honestly.

I think Hamilton got him more right than wrong.

1. This is definitely what happened.

In some way, shape, or form.

See what I mean? I’m still giggling!

If you learned something here the fun way, drop a comment to let us know!

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