Here we are again.
It’s time to enjoy some quality laughter and, more importantly, to SMILE. Because it doesn’t seem like we’re doing enough of that these days, does it?
It all seems to be doom and gloom lately and I, for one, am pretty sick and tired of it. Instead of being depressed over the news and the state of the world, I choose to be happy and to laugh, smile, and to enjoy myself.
And we’re gonna do that today with another fresh batch of hilarious tweets that are sure to please all of us.
So what do you say? Are you ready to SMILE? Let’s go!
1. Yeah, so what’s the big deal?
Not a whole lot of variety, if we’re being honest about it.
I love when I post a story of my cat and like 70 people reply “that looks like my cat!” Like yeah babe it’s a cat. There are like 4 flavors
— raina (@quakerraina) September 29, 2020
2. Sundays are for crushing depression.
And I don’t like them!
Yay I love sundays! I love feeling weird all day for no reason!
— Meg Stalter (@megstalter) September 27, 2020
3. I feel this!
What do you have to say for yourself, God?
Not fasting this year because I feel like God is the one who needs to atone
— Rachel Bloom (@Racheldoesstuff) September 28, 2020
4. You’re not crazy!
I see it, too!
does this look like a pig with rollers in its hair or have I finally lost it pic.twitter.com/txxhSFyGRD
— jade (@jxdeholly) September 26, 2020
5. That was nice and refreshing.
And you got some exercise.
“Gorgeous night for a walk” -me moving from couch to chair
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) September 29, 2020
6. I think so…
But check with your personal trainer.
I slept so hard my neck and shoulder muscles are sore. Can I count this as a work out?
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) September 28, 2020
7. Sorry, Canada.
We’ve been pretty terrible lately.
Poor Canada. We are such shitty downstairs neighbors
— Christi Lukasiak (@ChristiLukasiak) October 1, 2020
8. Take a breather.
And enjoy your Xanax.
Take me down to the Xanax City where the grass is green and the — oh, this grass is nice. I mean, this is quality grass. Let's lie down for a while and stare at the sky.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) September 28, 2020
9. You’re making the rest of us look bad.
Please take a break.
I don’t get it when I see skinny people running….. aren’t you done???
— J*ckie (@jackies_backie) September 27, 2020
10. Don’t ask me anything.
Something to shoot for, though…
i’ve always wanted to be a whistleblower but unfortunately i don’t know anything
— AIDA (@shutupaida) September 14, 2020
11. All I can manage is grunts right now.
It’s the best I can do.
Continually impressed by folks who use big words. I’m always trying to use the shortest words possible-sometimes just grunts, honestly
— Atsuko Okatsuka (@AtsukoComedy) September 15, 2020
12. That is NOT COOL.
You don’t need that in your life!
I accidentally bought inspirational paper towels and I am FURIOUS pic.twitter.com/DqooYfjhUg
— Jill Twiss (@jilltwiss) September 15, 2020
13. Oops…might want to fix that.
Just a thought…
In case you guys are wondering how being manager is going……no one showed up today because I forgot to make this weeks schedule
— ari (@AriiiGonzalezV) September 14, 2020
14. This marriage is OVER.
That’s worse than cheating.
My husband wants to make cauliflower crust pizza so now I have to run to the grocery store and find a new husband.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) September 14, 2020
Woooooweeeee!
How about you?
Have you seen anything hilarious on social media lately?
If so, please share it with us in the comments.
Thanks a lot!
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