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Wives Who Are Way Funnier Than Their Husbands

It can feel like dads (and men in general) get all of the credit for making jokes and such, but the truth is, women are totally hilarious – and when ladies are cracking jokes about marriage and family life, it’s totally awesome.

If you need proof (or just like to laugh) these 11 wives have their humor locked and loaded!

11. I mean, if you want to live.

Or stay married. Which it doesn’t seem like this husband wants to.

10. There is one of each kind of person in every relationship.

It won’t work otherwise. Just go with it, guys!

9. She would know.

At least, I hope so. I guess we’ll have to review the footage.

“What footage?” you ask. Shhhhhhh!

8. We’ve seen so many of those.

Every other picture looks amazing now.

7. He forgot to specify fun for who.

Rookie mistake.

6. You know what’s crazy, right?

Doing the same thing and expecting different results.

5. Why do we even bother?

We’re eternal optimists, I suppose.

4. See, even Twitter knows.

And they’re not even married to you.

3. And definitely don’t go looking for brie tomorrow.

It won’t be there, my friend.

2. I cannot like this fast enough.

The other option is murder.

1. There are worse things.

Especially if there are actual wings for you to nosh.

I aspire to be this funny one day! Or maybe even two days. It would be nice to have two days where I am this funny.

Is it pushing to dream for three? Possibly four?

I’ll just stick with the one for now.

Which one of these had you saying “yaaassss girl” under your breath? Tell us in the comments!

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Hilarious Tweets to Get Your Day Kicked off the Right Way

You look like you could use a little break, people…

A break from work, a break from your spouse, a break from your kids (definitely), and an overall break from REALITY.

Because things are rough out there. Really rough, actually.

So what better way to give yourself some relief?

How about with some really funny tweets that we think will make you laugh your *ss off?!?!

Yeah, that’s the ticket!

Now I’m fired up and ready for some big laughs! We hope you are, too!

Let’s get it started!

1. Sounds kind of dumb…

If we’re being honest about it.

2. Who are we to judge?

I think we should probably just keep our mouths shut.

3. That’ better!

The work of a true artist.

4. Come on, man!

Make me look better!

5. Two sides of the coin.

He better not say that again.

6. Thank you!

All businesses need to start doing this.

7. Call in the hand model!

It all worked out!

8. Nice and wholesome.

They did a good deed!

9. It was a miracle.

Also, his are out of control.

10. Those were the days…

What I wouldn’t give to cough in a friend’s mouth right now…

11. And yet, people love it.

I guess everyone will eat pretty much anything.

12. Show him the way.

I don’t know why he can’t grasp that!

Now I feel like my day can proceed in the right direction.

Don’t you feel the same way?

How about you? Have you seen any really funny tweets, memes, jokes, or photos lately?

Please share them with us in the comments!

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Funny Jokes That Are Strictly for the Ladies

To all the ladies, these tweets are for you, and they are right on the money. We’re talking BIG TIME!

So what do you say? You wanna laugh and nod your heads in agreement?

Let’s go!

1. Time to unionize.

2. There’s a lot of this going around.

3. It really did…

4. Hey o!

5. Way to go, guys!

6.  This looks familiar…

7. Ouch…

8. I don’t think they do.

9. Wow. Not messing around.

10. That’s the limit.

11. Are you mad?

12. That’s their only use.

13. It sure is.

14. Ladies night!

15. A slippery slope.

Ladies, you got some good jokes?

Let’s see ’em in the comments!

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Hilarious Tweets About Being a Woman

Just to be clear: I am not a woman. BUT, I have two sisters, a mother, and I have a lot of women friends, so I’m here to say I can appreciate your struggles and your sense of humor.

But, at the end of the day, these tweets are for you, the females out there.

Enjoy these astute observations from the ladies of Twitter.

1. Why is it always this way?

2. Thanks a lot.

3. A total fantasy.

4. Like an animal.

5. Bull in a china shop.

6. He totally gets it.

7. The worst place to be in.

8. Maybe you should listen?

9. Squinting hard.

10. Kind of pointless.

11. Imagine that.

12. What a drag.

LOLOLOLOLz for DAYYYYYYYYz, right?

All the ladies out there, what do you think?

Are these tweets pretty accurate? Let us know in the comments!

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Enjoy These Funny Tweets from Some Hysterical Ladies

We say this all the time, but we need to repeat it because it’s so true: the ladies on Twitter are absolutely hysterical.

And here are 15 more that you’ll probably start following after you scroll through these tweets.

Get ready to LOL!

1. That is amazing.

2. Mom is quite crafty.

3. Had to do it.

4. Looks like a cat burrito.

5. I’m freakin’ out!

6. Why is that?

7. Yeah, that’s kinda weird.

8. That cat is a movie star.

9. That is a terrible idea.

10. That’s a great question…

11. Isn’t that always how it works?

12. You deserve a new home.

13. Obviously you’re not part of a power couple.

14. God did indeed grow up.

15. He probably does…

Keep making us laugh, ladies!

We can’t get enough of it!

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Here Are 20 of Best Tweets That Women Shared This Year

2019 was a great year for women being hilarious on social media. Whether it was on Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, TikTok, you name it: the ladies were killin’ it.

I have a feeling the ladies will step up their game even further in 2020, but for now, let’s enjoy some of the best that 2019 had to offer…

1. They sure did.

2. Yikes.

3. Keep it coming!

4. Never thought about that before…

5. Free shirts.

6. It’s a long process.

7. Dancing like a stripper.

8. That’s kind of disturbing.

9. Remember those days?

10. Boom!

11.  The good stuff.

12. Hahahaha. So accurate.

13. Won’t do that again.

14. Prove to me that you’re okay…

15. Oh, I’m worrying.

Did you come across any hilarious posts from women this year that you’d like to share?

Let’s see them in the comments!

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Here Are Some Really Funny Tweets from the Ladies

This is not a surprise to some folks out there, but there are a TON of funny women on Twitter. And they routinely rip it up on Twitter with their hilarious jokes, as you are about to witness shortly.

Be prepared to laugh, cry, and then laugh all over again, okay?

Go!

1. You know, the normal stuff.

2. A totally new situation.

3. Don’t do it!

4. That’s all it takes.

5. Why do you think I’m on here?

6. Let’s redistribute that.

7. There are quite a few out there…

8. It is kind of out of control.

9. This is so good.

10. That’s quite a counterpoint.

11. Sounds like a win/win.

12. Which one do you prefer?

13. Sounds like a plan!

14. They’re OBSESSED.

15. Hopefully, this does not come true.

Like I said, hilarious women. No doubt about that.

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15 Hysterical Tweets from Women This Week

Ladies…are you ever gonna let up on the funny business?

I think we all know the answer to that one. It’s NO!

Absolutely not!

And here are 15 more examples of ladies bringing the house down.

1. That’s all I see, too.

2. Gonna be ugly this year.

3. That’s a pretty big bag.

4. I don’t think that’s gonna happen.

5. I feel you. BIG TIME.

6. Thank you?

7. A lot of Matts are causing problems out there.

8. Thanks a lot, parents.

9. Just go with it.

10. Gonna be an interesting Halloween.

11. This is hilarious.

12. On the offensive.

13. That person wins today.

14. I know I do.

15. We can all relate to this, right?

Ladies, keep on bringing that funny business to the masses!

Guys, let’s see if and when you can up your games!

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15 Tweets That Roasted Men

I think we know who’s winning the battle of the sexes…

Guys, we had it coming. You know how we can avoid this in the future? Stop acting like dummies!

And ladies, keep up the hilarious takedowns. We can all laugh at ourselves, right?

I think it’s safe to say the ladies came out on top this time.

1. That’s probably the case.

2. Not a good look.

3. That’s a lot of guys…

4. Not a chance!

5. Ouch…that hurts.

6. I’ve often wondered that myself.

7. And it shows…

8. Now, how does this work?

9. Is that wrong?

10. Keep your mouth shut.

11. Very, very true.

12. Gotta get that fully developed brain

13. Girls night.

14. A sad state of affairs.

15. Going way back for this one.

Oh ladies, you’ve done it again!

Share some of your sickest burns about men in the comments so we can keep the laughter going!

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Check out These Funny Tweets from Very Amusing Ladies

There are a lot of hilarious women out there in the Twitter-verse, and here are 15 more. Ladies, keep us LOLing on social media, please.

Try not to pee your pants, okay?

1. That sounds pretty good to me.

2. I’ve seen it many times.

3. Human in cat form.

4. Sisters being sisters.

5. Someone had other plans.

6. That is a show of confidence.

7. You were close…

8. I’m a big fan of this.

9. What language is this?

10. That’s very hot.

11. I’ve been here before.

12. Your new garbage boyfriend.

13. Their inner monologue.

14. Gritty is pretty awesome.

15. Man, that’s rough.

Ladies, we got our eyes on you. Keep up the funny business.

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