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These Hilarious Tweets Will Take Your Mind off of Things

We could all use a major break right now.

You’re moody, you’re irritable, you’ve been standing at your front door and watching traffic go by for the past four hours…or maybe that last part was just me…

Whatever the case, the point is that we all need a break from our daily lives and the madness that’s unfolding in the world before our very eyes. I don’t think that’s too much to ask for, do you?

Heck no! It’s time to spoil yourself, and we’re here to help you. So sit back, relax, and enjoy these funny tweets that we think will bring you some much-needed relief.

Let’s go!

1. I feel this tweet.

My life is currently a carb overload.

2. Can we finally move past this?

I don’t know what you’re talking about!

3. This vlog is gonna be a huge hit.

You’re on your way!

4. Joke’s on you.

You dumb humans!

5. I sure miss those days.

It used to be so easy!

6. You did it!

You just couldn’t help yourself, could you?

7. This is a good-looking tweet!

Pay attention, people…

8. Don’t ever do that again.

This kind of made me sick.

9. Venti Rat is a cool band name.

Also, they need to get rid of that rat in the bathroom.

10. That’s a great question.

We’re talking about very important issues here.

11. Hahahaha. Amazing.

Hipster Cop needs to be a TV show.

12. Now you’ve done it!

Do you feel good about this? I sure don’t…

And now it’s YOUR time to shine!

In the comments, share some funny stuff with us.

We want memes, tweets, jokes, photos, etc!

Now go ahead and make us laugh!

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16 Funny Tweets That You Need in Your Life

There’s a ton of good content on Twitter, and there’s also a lot of content you could spend hours scrolling through in order to get to the good stuff.

We’re doing the heavy lifting for you, sifting through the dirt and mining the gems like these 16, which we don’t think you’ll want to miss.

16. I’m “I’ve tweaked my back doing nothing” years old.

And it happens regularly.

15. That dog’s face is just priceless.

And the caption is spot on.

14. It’s a whole mood.

And this description is pretty much everything.

13. Yeah, that’s probably what your date means.

Don’t take her to a game; you’ll be disappointed.

12. I mean you don’t want to smother him.

You’ve gotta let him know you have some self respect.

11. It’s a brave new world.

I hope your little peanut is keeping up.

10. That’s not how any of this works.

I mean, not if you believe in science and staying alive.

9. I’ve never seen a better application.

Give this woman her award.

8. Why is this so hilarious?

I cannot stop giggling.

7. Hahahahaha.

She’s not joking, though.

6. All of that wasted anxiety.

This is awkward.

5. Is there anything easier to copy?

8th grade me says no.

4. Oof. Felt that.

I hear it never goes away, so that’s fun.

3. If you’re into dark humor, I mean.

You won’t find more skilled unintentional comedians.

2. If you know, you know.

And you probably have some form of brain damage.

1. It is what it is.

This is where we are now.

I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling lighter for laughing!

Which of these was your favorite? Tell us in the comments!

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Hilarious Tweets We Think Are Worth Your Time

It can be very hard to decide which tweets are worth your time when you’re scrolling your timeline, and listen – no matter how hard you work to curate the best possible folks, you’re definitely going to miss some brilliance here or there.

That’s where we – and this list of 12 fun tweets – comes in!

What I’m saying is… we’re here for you fam! Do less searching and more reading.

Let’s go!

12. He could teach us all a thing or two.

A real trailblazer, that one. He will lead the world one day.

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11. It’s a symbiotic relationship.

As long as it’s not the biting kind.

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10. It certainly can be.

Remember that, youths. Get off the Twitter!

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9. I am howling, y’all.

That poor sap. Both of them.

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8. The joke was just sitting there all this time.

Ripe for the picking and thus is was plucked!

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7. Or maybe Trolls: World Tour.

Honestly it was pretty good, though. No, I’m serious. Go watch it.

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6. How did we know what we wanted before all of this?

How did we understand our vibe? Our style? It boggles the mind.

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5. Why do I want to follow this account now?

I mean…you do too, right? Right?!?!

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4. This way he knows the true you.

Always better to start that way, no?

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3. Yes, I’m sure that’s it.

Just go with it.

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2. Shut. Up.

I am totally gobsmacked. And I feel completely and utterly betrayed.

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1. Living the dream, people.

As long as no kids are with her.

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I’m really glad I didn’t miss any of these, aren’t you?

Tell us how we did in the comments!

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Hilarious Jokes About the Misery of This Pandemic

Hey there…

Here we go again…

Yes, it’s another installment of jokes about the pandemic. And do you want to know why? BECAUSE THIS THING IS STILL HERE SEVEN MONTHS LATER.

And it really doesn’t look like it’s going anywhere for a while, does it?

It’s sad, but true. But we have to deal with it and get through it, right?

And one of the  ways we can do that is with humor.

So, without further ado, enjoy another installment of jokes about this crazy time in world history…and remember to wear your mask when you go out in public!

1. Are you guys okay?

Now I’m depressed, too…

2. Hahahaha. Burn!

You showed them!

3. You’re doing good work.

No, make that GREAT work!

4. Doesn’t seem realistic, does it?

That’s not gonna happen!

5. Jack might have overreacted just a bit.

I mean, the whole thing with the axe? C’mon, bro…

6. No way around it.

Just wear it and keep your mouth shut. Okay?

7. The new normal.

Okay, I’ve had enough for today.

8. That did not work out very well.

What the hell is going on out there?

9. They’re working for me, too.

Been ordering all kinds of stuff!

10. This is very true.

Covid got snubbed!

11. You did your best.

And maybe Mr. Newton would be proud of you.

12. I’m pretty over it…

Not gonna lie…

Ughhhhh…

In the comments, talk to us and give us a life update.

How are you doing? How are you holding up?

Thanks! And please stay safe and healthy out there!

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Very Funny Tweets That You May Have Missed

It can be hard to navigate Twitter sometimes.

There’s so much content flying at you from all directions that you don’t know what to focus on. But that’s where we come in!

We like to find hilarious tweets for you to enjoy so you can block out all the excess noise and zone in on the good stuff! Because if not, it’s like wandering around in the wilderness with your head up your…well, you know what I’m talking about.

And nobody wants that!

So enjoy these tweets and keep checking back for more collections of hilarity from us.

1. Keeping telling yourself that…

It does sound pretty good.

2. I see what you did there!

And I’m impressed!

3. At least you’re honest.

Old Salami Lips is back again.

4. That does not look good.

Good luck with that!

5. Cat people are pretty intense.

I’d tread carefully if I were you…

6. That’s pretty much all of us right now.

Hey, why lie about it?

7. You’re an unbearable teenager!

You know it’s the truth!

8. Not a bad life plan.

We all know about the issues with women’s pockets.

9. It’s gonna get much worse.

So buckle up…

10. Vegans…oh, boy.

Some of them can be a bit much.

11. Dad was right!

Father knows best. Always.

12. Seriously. What are they thinking?

I’d be quiet if I were you.

13. That is not a good look.

And yes, everyone is judging you.

Have you seen anything particularly funny on social media lately?

Memes? Tweets? Photos?

If so, please share them with us in the comments! Thanks!

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12 Tweets That Are a Perfect Reflection of the World Today

Twitter is one of the only places we can go online where the truth is easy to find, and where news pops up before it breaks anywhere else.

People are super aware, and always ready to put the world under a microscope – which is exactly how we got these 12 perfect tweets.

12. Guys there are so many flies in my house.

They live here now. We’re going to name them.

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11. I’m sure there’s a way to make that work for you.

Just be creative.

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10. It would be funnier if it wasn’t true.

Stay safe out there, friends.

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9. Everything sounds dirty if you try hard enough.

That’s probably what whoever invented them had in mind.

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8. That’s basically summer.

And it only lasts for three weeks.

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7. Ready to take on the world.

But dear heavens, not homeschooling.

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6. A place you’re not allowed and your kids are?

That sounds like a brilliant idea.

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5. Isn’t this how we’re all coping?

Except I’m everyone’s friend whose kids are worse sleepers than theirs.

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4. That’s a big lotta lies.

Isn’t that a television series or something?

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3. On the other end, guess what?

There’s another year of homeschool.

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2. Dream big dreams, my friends.

The weirder the better.

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1. My scale is covered in dust and who knows what else.

We’re pretending we’ve lost it.

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I’m feeling better and worse at the same time – that’s the magic of Twitter, my friends.

Which one of these was like looking into a mirror for you? Tell us in the comments!

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13 Tweets That Are a Sign of the Times

One of the great things about Twitter is that it moves so fast that it’s usually an accurate reflection of the world at any given moment.

Which, you know, if the world at the moment is a disaster, Twitter can be a bit of the same.

Like these 13 tweets, for example, that attempt to make us laugh through the madness.

13. Are you guys getting divorced??

Now there’s going to be two houses for Goldilocks to destroy.

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12. You gotta give it a go, though.

Old knees and all.

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11. This just made me lol.

Real love, y’all.

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10. Slime? What slime?

I see no slime eat your cookie, son.

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9. Things don’t always work out the way we plan.

You gotta shoot your shot though.

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8. I’m feeling called out.

Maybe I should at least pick up the toys.

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7. Who’s cutting onions in here?

My heart is hurting in the best way.

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6. It’s almost like wearing makeup is fun again.

And I never wanted to wear makeup before.

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5. This is…accurate.

Except man they never stop eating, so they’re also kind of like teenagers.

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4. Teaching your kid life skills.

That’s what you can tell yourself.

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3. It’s like we almost forgot it existed.

How is that possible??

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2. There’s always someone who wants to hear it.

Might as well start with it next time.

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1. I like all of these suggestions.

Mental health is important.

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I guess I’m feeling a little bit better, how about you?

Did any of these turn your day around? Tell us which ones in the comments!

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Tweets That Hold a Mirror up to the World

Comedy is wonderful, but it’s at its best when it’s reflecting the weird, beautiful mess of the world today, don’t you think?

To strike that balance between humor and honesty is hard, and why being funny is so much harder than it seems at first – but these 11 tweets sit right in the sweet spot.

11. I honestly can’t tell.

Because Kanye, mostly.

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10. The biggest disappointment of our collective lives.

And the anticipation at the front just makes it all worse.

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9. You should have asked more questions.

Don’t accept gifts without asking about strings, don’t you know?

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8. Sometimes you just don’t have the filter.

Usually the last day you work in customer service.

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7. At least we’re happy.

I never wish to be parted from ice cream again.

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6. She still has to look at you, okay?

Show some respect.

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5. Is this…a real thing?

Coffee doesn’t deserve this.

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4. Yeah that’s not going to work.

And stop ringing the doorbell and interrupting my naps.

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3. It’s not the same.

But dogs are still awesome friends.

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2. Everyone knows about the Canadian tuxedo.

At least, I thought they did.

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1. People like this don’t deserve the bigger person.

Kick ’em where it hurts.

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These are why we flock to Twitter, right?

Which of these gave you the right sort of feels? Tell us in the ccomments!

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Funny Tweets About the Various Stages of Quarantine We’ve Had to Deal With

We’re in the middle of a global nightmare and it has been anything but funny.

BUT, as we like to do, we want to make you laugh to forget how horrible everything in the world is right now.

And that’s exactly what we’re gonna do for you right now!

So take a load off, kick your feet up, forget about what’s going on outside your front door, and laugh at some hilarious tweets about how messed up the world is right now.

Let’s go!

1. I’m right there with you.

Hey, there’s no shame in it!

2. Things are looking bleak…

Just hang in there, okay?

3. You do you.

Hey, it might look kinda cool. You never know.

4. Oh, boy…this is not good.

Go easy on that counter top!

5. I don’t think you’re alone on this one…

Is it working, though?

6. Time for a road trip?

You might as well…there’s nothing else to do…

7. Wow…sounds intense…

And how do I get in on it?

8. Is it a Cocker Spaniel?

I’ve always thought that was a good look.

9. Isolation is making you petty.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

10. Just dump it onto my plate.

No point in the formalities anymore…

11. We are all this child right now.

She seems very wise to me.

12. Do what you have to…

You need to pass the time somehow…

13. Things are getting spicy.

In the kitchen, that is…

Now we want to hear from all of you!

How is your quarantine going?

Talk to us in the comments and give us an update!

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Parents Who Are Craving Some Alone Time: These Tweets Are for You

From the reports I’m hearing from various friends of mine, I’ve learned two things lately…

One: every single person with kids is about to lose their shit because we’ve all been trapped together with our families for months now.

Two: moms and dads really haven’t been able to have ANY alone time at all. And I’m not even talking about with each other, I’m talking about people spending time on their own, alone, enjoying a few moments of peace.

But, by the sounds of it, they definitely need it now more than ever.

Let’s check out these tweets from parents who could really use a little time by themselves.

1. That oughta keep ’em occupied.

At least for a little bit, right?

2. That’s a wild joke that will never happen.

Trust me on this one.

3. Problem solved.

You got nothing to worry about!

4. Not a good idea.

Next time, consider your options.

5. This sounds like paradise.

Am I dreaming?

6. Yes, you must leave.

And take your time!

7. LEAVE ME ALONE.

At least for a little while.

8. It doesn’t exist anymore.

But you can hope for the future…

9. That is a good plan.

And you’re damn right! It sounds glorious!

10. Too late for that.

Any other ideas?

11. Now we’re getting somewhere.

Don’t blow this opportunity.

12. We all knew it wasn’t going to happen.

But we can all wish…

Parents, we sincerely hope that you get some much-deserved alone time very soon.

But before that happens, tell us how it’s going in your household right now. Are you losing your mind? Barely holding on?

Are the kids behaving or are they climbing the walls?

Tell us everything in the comments!

We look forward to hearing from you!

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