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Tweets About Having Siblings That Are Spot-On

I grew up in a house with four siblings and let me tell you, it was kind of a madhouse.

People always coming and going, brothers and sisters arguing, parents telling us to shut up…it was very interesting. And I’m still kind of shocked that our parents decided to keep all of us…

And most of the time, despite the activity, it was a lot of fun! And if you grew up with siblings, you know that you’ll always have a unique bond that will last forever.

Let’s check out some funny tweets about the realities of having siblings.

1. A terrible idea.

You might as well just rip that part of the wall out.

2. They’re good at getting you to the extra level.

And that’s NOT GOOD for you.

3. I’m trying to concentrate here!

What the hell is wrong with you!

4. I’m not falling for that one.

I learned my lesson last time.

5. You just don’t know what it was like.

A fun part of growing up!

6. It sure does!

You knew they were never gonna actually do it…probably…

7. That’s amazing.

And I bet you held it over his head that whole time.

8. Use it or lose it.

It’s all a mind game.

9. Go get it yourself.

“You ain’t broke.”

10. Really giving them the business.

Some things never change…

11. It was usually whoever was older.

And I never got over it, either!

How about you?

Do you have siblings?

If so, tell us some funny stories about them in the comments.

Thanks in advance!

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12 of the Best Tweets for You to LOL at Over and Over Again

When we say these tweets are killer, we don’t want to scare you.

We actually just want to let you know how cool and funny they are!

We’re trying to be hip like the kids out there, so we thought using that term would impress you.

Did it work…?

I knew it would!

Dig into these killer tweets, brah…and I’ll catch you on the flip side.

1. I always knew there was something off about him.

And now we have the proof, don’t we…?

2. I wish this would happen with my phone.

And don’t call me Shirley!

3. Time to move along, partner.

Your coworker seems like a blast!

4. Thank God for guinea pigs.

What would we do without them?!?!

5. I see what you did there!

Good one!

6. Load up the white sauce.

This guy is obviously much classier than the rest of us.

7. I think you misunderstood him.

That really didn’t end well…

8. Gee, thanks Dad!

Seems to be a lot of this going around…

9. Not a pretty picture.

Hey, at least you’re getting some action.

10. I bet that impressed her.

I’m gonna have to start using this one.

11. I’m all for this idea!

And it can’t be the same book 12 times!

12. I’m looking forward to doing this over the summer.

It’s good exercise!

Now it’s your turn, amigos.

In the comments, please share some tweets you’ve enjoyed lately that you think would be right up our alley.

Or some memes, photos, or jokes!

We thank you in advance for your contributions!

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We Put Together This Great Set of Tweets Just for You!

I think we’re friends, right?

I feel like we’ve been doing this long enough with each other that we can be honest.

And I have to level with you: these tweets are EXCELLENT.

They’re funny, witty, and I might even go so far as to call them truly magical. Yes, I went there. Because I mean it, FRIEND.

Enjoy these funny tweets! And, now that we’ve made our friendship official, do you think I can borrow $20? I’ll pay you back very, very soon…

1. There’s a standard for that.

You weren’t aware of this?

2. Well, I’m here…what now?

Have fun down there!

3. This doesn’t feel like a victory.

Time to move on to Zima.

4. They ruined it for all of us.

Gee, thanks a lot…

5. You can never go back to that office ever again.

You realize that, don’t you?

6. This could be the beginning of an awesome revenge movie.

He’s back for vengeance!

7. That really is very helpful.

Oh good, we can leave now!

8. Yeah, me too…

Let’s get this thing over with.

9. Ouch. This one hurts.

Blanche, you forgot to pay the electric bill again!

10. They are all together in Heaven.

And they’re still all stained with spaghetti.

11. That really isn’t cool!

But…how did they know…?

Have you seen any tweets lately that you really loved? Ones that really made you laugh your *ss off?

Well, don’t keep them all to yourself!

Share them with us in the comments.

We also accept funny memes, jokes, and photos as well!

Thanks in advance!

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Blow off Some Steam With Funny Tweets

I need to blow off some steam right about now!

I have all this pent-up energy inside of me and I’m about to explode!

You know what I’m saying?!?!

I think you do, because you clicked on this link, brothers and sisters!

So what do you say we laugh at these hysterical tweets and in the process of that laughter, we’ll blow off the necessary steam to calm us down again.

Cool?

Okay, let’s go!

1. This child is out of control.

And you should be scared…

2. I think you’re right about this one.

Those years didn’t age very well, did they?

3. Just stop saying that!

We’ve all had enough!

4. Seriously, how about a yo-yo or something…?

Or some other kind of toy?

5. He has all he needs.

This will never change, by the way.

6. We need that, at least!

You know you love it!

7. Why is online class so terrible?

It just is!

8. That didn’t go very well.

Let’s try that again tomorrow.

9. I think I would be scared, frankly.

Let’s hope it doesn’t happen.

10. You’re right about this!

It is exciting!

11. Whatever you need, I can do it.

Go ahead, start listing items!

12. This is really great advice.

Actually, no it’s not. Never mind…

Now we’d like to see what you have up your sleeves.

In the comments, share some hilarious stuff that you’ve seen on social media lately that made you laugh.

We want funny tweets, memes, jokes, photos, etc.

Let’s see who can make us laugh the hardest! Start now!

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Amusing Tweets That Are a Real Kick in the Pants

I really need a laugh right about now.

And I need it in a MAJOR way.

Hey, can you blame me?

The world’s kind of a mess right now! A pandemic, psychos in government positions, the list goes on and on.

Get off my back, would you!

Sorry for that outburst, I just really want to LOL…and these memes did it in a major way.

Let’s all laugh TOGETHER, my friends and colleagues. I think we could all use it…

1. Don’t be happy, worry.

Truer words have never been spoken…

2. Uh oh…this is gonna get ugly…

Do you think she’ll crack the case?

3. Wow. This is pretty dark.

All hail the Frog Kings!

4. Oh, Dad, don’t be silly!

It was just a filthy one night stand, that’s all!

5. We have to work together on this!

It’s of the utmost importance…

6. I’m good, I was actually just there.

Come to think of it, I’m still there.

7. The law of the giants.

Does this apply to you?

8. This is kind of terrifying.

That staircase is really something else…

9. He sounds like a smart guy!

Okay, on to the next subject.

10. They get to do whatever they want…

That is kind of weird, huh?

11. Never a good idea to get down at a Buffett concert…

Parrotheads are notoriously promiscuous.

Now we want you to make us LOL.

In the comments, please share some funny stuff that you’ve seen on social media lately

We want memes, tweets, photos, jokes, etc.

Thanks a lot!

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Hysterical Tweets From the Last Blockbuster

I’m gonna make a bold prediction.

And you can say you heard it here first when it comes true.

There will be a video store renaissance at some point in the next ten years and places like Blockbuster (but maybe not actually Blockbuster) will see a major resurgence.

Because what’s more fun than roaming through a video store looking for a great flick to watch with family and friends?

Streaming just ain’t cutting it, people!

But until that happens, at least we can enjoy this funny Twitter account that envisions what’s going on inside the last Blockbuster Video store on Earth. Let’s check it out.

1. Those late fees won’t be erased.

Don’t even think about it…

2. We need to do a wellness check.

A little help over here?

3. It’s totally worth it!

Boom! Four posters sold!

4. That’s one way to look at it.

You gotta see the bright side of things.

5. You guys are livin’ the high life!

When did you get so fancy?!?!

6. Colleen is at it again.

You might want to demote her…just an idea…

7. Putting Mr. Pilsen on blast!

Wow…this might get ugly.

8. Ma’am…you have to leave now.

This isn’t the airport!

9. Just their luck…

What else could possibly go wrong?

10. Sure, I’ll give it a shot.

Things might get a little bit weird in here…

11. Not gonna work anymore.

Oh boy, here come the waterworks…

12. Gone but not forgotten.

We will miss you…

Okay, now it’s your turn to make us laugh.

In the comments, please tell us about some other funny social media pages that you like to follow.

We’d really appreciate it! Thanks!

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These Tweets From the Last Blockbuster Sure Are Funny

The last Blockbuster Video is gone with the wind, which is very sad for kids like me who grew up roaming around video stores…

But the good news is that the legacy is still alive with a hilarious Twitter page called “The Last Blockbuster” that imagines what’s still going on inside that one last franchise that’s still holding on for dear life…

We love it and we think that you’ll love it, too.

So enjoy these tweets and have some laughs!

1. God has no place here.

This is where the sinner congregate.

2. Come meet the team!

Sounds like a pretty fun place to work!

3. The Last Blockbuster is never going away.

Don’t even think about it…

4. This place is all about family values.

That’s why I still rent my movies there.

5. You did what you had to do.

You just couldn’t keep your hands off of it, could you, customers?!?!

6. Guys, please help out in this department.

I don’t think it’s too much to ask.

7. I love this idea!

I’ll take RoboCop 3!

8. Trying to cut out some of the fat.

What about my beloved Horror section?

9. This could get really ugly.

And super duper weird.

10. They are brutal!

Try not to get on their bad side, okay?

11. We don’t get involved in those kinds of disputes.

How else can we help you?

Now we want to hear from you.

What are some more funny social media accounts we should be following?

Please share some links with us in the comments. Thanks!

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Hilarious Tweets That Really Bring the Heat

I could really use some LOLs right now.

Laughter is kind of the cure-all for everything, don’t you think?

When you’re feeling down, have a laugh!

Girlfriend broke up with you? Have a laugh!

Your mother still refuses to speak to you because of how you behaved at the dinner table at Thanksgiving in 2015? Have a laugh!

I think you get the point. We need some serious laughs right now and that’s what we intend to do.

So have a laugh at these funny tweets. We sure did!

1. Strike a pose!

You are fabulous and you know it.

2. Where did that thing go?

I need that thing that you put your foot on!

3. That’s not gonna work for me, sorry.

Every person has their breaking point.

4. Is anyone looking over here yet?

Also fun to do in the ocean.

5. I wasn’t lying, I swear.

I am, however, a failure.

6. I can’t wait to do it again!

And spend $40 on snacks!

7. Don’t do this to yourself.

It’s always a terrible idea.

8. There’s a whole lot of them in there.

Time to go into the vault.

9. I do not experience this.

But perhaps you do?

10. We all do it!

You’re doing just fine…

11. We all feel this way!

Get me out of here!

12. ALL DAY. EVERY DAY.

We might need to work on that…

Have you seen any really funny tweets lately that made you LOL?

If so, please share them with us in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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Married? Then These Tweets Are Sure to Make You Laugh!

Until death do us part…

Do you remember when you said that as you stared into your partner’s eyes? And you thought you would live happily ever after?

Well, look at you now…I bet you had no idea that your life would now consist of petty arguments about how to load the dishwasher…you were so naive…

Just kidding! We’re happy for you and I’m sure the whole marriage thing is going swimmingly, but you have to admit that there are a lot of funny and quirky (and sometimes annoying) things about being married.

And these tweets nailed it! Let’s take a look.

1. Yeah, pretty much sums it up.

Give me back my heat!

2. Could this really be happening?

Say it ain’t so!

3. I think he’s right about this.

I’m on his side on this one!

4. I’m right over here!

Wait, did you just say that out loud?

5. This is a classic husband joke.

You really nailed it!

6. Not so fast!

It’s always your fault, dude.

7. You’re right, it’s blowing up!

That’s called “going viral.”

8. Sounds like a blast!

You know this happens to you, too.

9. That didn’t work out so well…

Honey, don’t do that anymore…

10. Proving your point.

And doing it in style!

11. We did this?

Are you sure about that?

12. Always a rude awakening.

Don’t do that again!

How about all of you out there?

Are things in your house a little tense these days or is everything A-OK?

Talk to us in the comments and give us an update!

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Teachers Share The Funniest Questions They’ve Gotten Over Zoom

Teaching has changed a lot over the past year, and in ways no one really wanted or planned for. Just like parents prefer their kids be in school all day, for myriad reasons, so would teachers prefer to be in the same space with the students they’re instructing.

That said, many are having to adjust to life over Zoom. If there’s an upside, it is, as always, the inherent humor – and these 13 teachers How 14 “Different” Kids Earned Their Reputations having some one-liners that are definitely going to crack you up.

13. The whole first week back after the holidays is just shot.

Might as well just roll with it.

12. You’re going to need to be more specific.

Even if that might not work, either.

Image Credit: Twitter

11. That’s what we all want to know.

Home is such a complicated thing these days.

10. An observant child.

Tell me she was wrong.

9. This is why they got into teaching.

Because kids are actually the best.

8. The children, they are learning.

Cats are the way to go.

7. These teachers really need to start asking better questions.

Not so open-ended, maybe, but then we wouldn’t be laughing!

6. That will take up half the class.

But you just can’t ignore it.

5. The answer to that question is obviously always yes.

Dogs aren’t as good as cats, maybe, but they’re still pretty good.

4. You can always count on kids to ask the real questions.

Don’t lie. You want to know the answer, too.

3. The description of the breath. Hahaha!

Those elusive cats, always messing up school!

2. It’s nice that someone is looking out for you.

Bless her little caring heart.

1. Are they just stalling?

It’s hard to tell, because it’s a legitimate question.

 

Kids really do say the darnedest things, and I love when people share them!

If you’re a teacher (or a parent with a kid on Zoom), what’s the funniest thing you’ve heard through the screen? Share it with us in the comments!

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