12 Funny Tweets That Have Lots of Laughs

It’s been a long day…

But rest assured, these 12 tweets are going to stand the test of time and be there for you when you need them…

12. We’ve got seconds for that.

Behind every strong woman is 5 other strong women who proofread her email real quick when they had a second

— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) April 25, 2016

11. Wanna borrow it for the day?

i pulled out my insulin pump in class and sarah leans over and goes “is that the new iphone 10!?”. fuck u sarah it’s diabetes

— Jake Hullinger (@_LitRomney) December 5, 2017

10. I feel seen.

me:
white woman’s kitchen:

H
E
L 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒
L &&
O 𝒻𝒶𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎

yum

coffee

john 3:16

— ً (@taIIant) March 7, 2019

9. snort

how'd he have time to write all those plays then pic.twitter.com/O6I4qc4YPY

— #softmom (@tatianawrites) March 20, 2017

8. Oh and here’s my cool card just keep it.

[slipping DJ $20] my good sir would you turn it down a skooch

— Mark Magark (@markedly) December 2, 2017

7. Very good advice.

I’ve learned in my 27 years of life that you cannot send 2 questions to a man in the same text message, or separate messages before receiving a reply to the first one. You will only get an answer to one of your questions. Simple creatures. Slow down for them.

— peach (@paigelokkesmoe) March 11, 2019

6. Now tell your brother you’re sorry.

our cats had a fight and my parents are trying to make them resolve it lol pic.twitter.com/O7IHihmPo1

— allie oetken (@allieoets) June 26, 2016

5. You know it’s confusing.

stop naming your babies James. name him Jame. he is one Jame.

— kelly johnson (@ohheyohhihello) November 13, 2017

4. All valid.

socrates: to do is to be

plato: to be is to do

scooby: do be do

— lemonard mouth (@avantnard) March 13, 2019

3. Sick burn.

"Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know"

Me: wow 3 kids… those are pretty damn permanent CAROL

— Emily Barry (@EmiBarry) July 26, 2017

2. Goals.

I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want

— k80 (@kpfeffss) June 25, 2017

1. It’s not the 70s, people.

no one:

not a soul:

literally NOBODY:

me: pic.twitter.com/896bahseZM

— sarah (@cmbgaga) March 21, 2019

We’ll see if I’m right in 5 years or more!

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August 5, 2019

15 Funny Tweets About How British People Speak

Mind your head on the tube, love!

I kid, I kid. We know all British people don’t sound like that…or do they? Just kidding! Again!

Hey, they make fun of us too, so let’s dish it out a little, shall we?

Righty-o!

1. YewChube.com

British people be like:
Yew chube

— dies of botulism (@paigettey) July 20, 2019

2. ROIGHT

british people be like ROIGHT wots oll dis den

— not as cool and bodacious as funky kong (@quinnmacncheese) July 20, 2019

3. Sexy

british people be having sex like:

mmmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on good heavens i’m arriving

— butters (@yung_butters) July 8, 2019

4. Don’t bover me

British people be like

I'm not bovered

— Circe On A String (@Circe_Speaks) July 23, 2019

5. There it is again

british ppl be like ‘chewsday’ :/

— . (@golxgappay) February 5, 2019

6. My favorite!

british people be like i fink so

— read bio (@goobsoup) February 3, 2019

7. Hahahaha

english ppl be like im droring a picksher

— matthew (@denimjaisket) December 23, 2018

8. Hayche-BO

Why do British people say “hayche” instead of just H???

— Steven (@n0tsteven) June 19, 2019

9. Those spicy things

Why do British people say Jah-la-peños

— E (@ExquisiteWilli1) July 24, 2019

10. My second favorite!

"Fank yew" – any British person ever

— ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (@gucciano) February 13, 2012

11. Thirsty

english people be like can i get a glass of wah-uh

— are u worried? (@brolteon) September 19, 2018

12. You’ve heard this one

english ppl be like: massive

— aspiring cat boy (@visuaInoveI) July 27, 2019

13. That’s means the conversation is over

british people be like "right then"

— monica (@ttuesdayaddams) July 8, 2019

14. Good ideer

uk ppl be like "i have an ideer"

— yousef said (@yousef_hilmy) November 8, 2017

15. Absolutely famished

Brits be like "im proper famished" dude just say you're hungry

— Lou (@Loucifer_III) October 10, 2017

To all our friends across the pond: we’re just being cheeky!

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July 23, 2019

15 Funny Tweets About Dad Culture

Dad humor is pretty much the same across the board. And so is dad culture.

You know EXACTLY what I’m talking about.

And these tweets really nailed it.

1. How does this work?

dad culture is not knowing how to delete an app but knowing how to set up an entire surround sound system while also having the outdoor lights on a timer

— angela (@younganggg) June 11, 2019

2. No one else can do it

Dad culture is believing they are the only one who can safely transport people to and from the airport

— abby wells (@_abbywells) January 27, 2019

3. Sums it up

Dad culture is waking up at 5:15 on Saturday to tell your family that you woke up before them, then sleeping on the recliner for the rest of the day

— Kill BillAL (@bilal_khurshid3) May 30, 2019

4. It’s pretty much over

Dad culture is saying 'half the day's gone!' at 8am on a Saturday

— matt cutback (@mattcutback) February 23, 2019

5. Not going that high

Dad culture is preferring not being able to see in a hurricane to turning the windshield wipers to their fastest setting.

— Jeff Computers (@JeffMyspace) April 25, 2019

6. Let me show you how it’s done

dad culture is hiring a handyman then standing right by his side the entire time he’s working and asking if he needs help

— boop rhoads (@locolivia) January 17, 2019

7. Does it sync up?

Dad culture is putting Waze on his phone to see if it gives the same directions as Waze on mom’s phone

— Alexandra Svokos (@asvokos) May 11, 2019

8. Don’t even look at it

dad culture is parking their middle class vehicle at the back of every parking lot like it’s a lamborghini

— scrambled legs (@cilianaire) April 18, 2019

9. Slow it down

Dad culture is asking you not to speed too far ahead in your car so he can follow you because he doesn’t know the directions when he literally has a working GPS on his phone.

— Jessica (@OmgItsMessica) March 25, 2019

10. The parking pass is crucial

Dad culture is when you buy your dad Pistons tickets and he's more excited that they come with a parking pass.

— johnn O))) (@Born_2_Lose) February 19, 2019

11. This is art?

dad culture is going to a modern art museum and saying “I could do that” at half of the pieces

— Alex (@alexbakeis) July 2, 2018

12. ALWAYS have to back in

Dad culture is reversing into a park you absolutely could have driven into normally

— Meg Watson (@msmegwatson) December 27, 2018

13. Their favorite place

Dad culture is getting them an ACE hardware gift card for Christmas and them saying “~wOw~~ I can LitEraLLy spend HOURS in here,, thank you :-)”

— abbs (@abby_dotts) December 25, 2018

14. Let’s watch that again

dad culture is rewinding a movie bc someone was talking and making everyone in the room watch past 20 minutes over again

— loulu (@loulukimbrell) December 18, 2018

15. Representing

Dad culture is wearing a T-shirt of the college your kid is going to whilst moving said kid into college

— Dave Pedron (@dpedron21) August 18, 2018

Dads are pretty hilarious, don’t ya think?

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July 19, 2019

Funny Tweets Accurately Describe What It’s like to Be a Picky Eater

Are there picky eaters in your family? People who makes going out to dinner absolute torture? Perhaps that picky eater is YOU. Yeah, I’m looking at you.

Either way, these tweets really sum up the whole picky eater lifestyle.

1. I would hope so

You know you're a picky eater when pic.twitter.com/sJ2eYpWsO1

— – ̗̀ jessie ̖́- (@MessieJoore) January 12, 2016

2. Bad idea

When you're a picky eater and you go to a restaurant and start reading the menu. pic.twitter.com/Q3lPqOgdtg

— Dave Strogen (@DaveStrogen) August 1, 2015

3. That sounds like a lie

"You're a really picky eater, aren't you?" pic.twitter.com/Ms4iT7EVJH

— k (@kendyl_wilcox) October 27, 2014

4. Flip ’em the bird

When waitresses judge me for being a picky eater pic.twitter.com/elbGtYp8Io

— Becka Elizabeth (@BeckaElizabethh) January 22, 2016

5. Too many demands

life of a picky eater. pic.twitter.com/MvH7vcMVvh

— cindy (@cindypepper) September 5, 2015

6. You’re not?

I'm not a fussy eater I promise pic.twitter.com/FfSQ7oowfp

— Tori (@totti369) November 9, 2015

7. NoNoNoNoNoNoNo

So many stickers #PickyEaterProbs pic.twitter.com/2X421Yce43

— bri ☽ (@canubrilieveit) February 14, 2014

8. That’s intense

When you hate when your food touches pic.twitter.com/7luJTfB1Me

— Bailey (@baileyygurell) July 18, 2015

9. Sounds like a cute kid

Restaurants really should be required to note on their kids menu whether the mac & cheese is Kraft or some other god-awful, home-made concoction that my child will turn her nose up at and send back to the kitchen with ill regard for the chef.

— Dad Bits (@DadBits) August 24, 2018

10. Here they come!

"A bunch of food you're going to whine about is ready." I shout with no response.
"There's ketchup & applesauce!"
Kids come running.

— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) January 18, 2017

11. Why did I do this?

Committed a picky eater sin by trying something new. Painfully regretting this decision.

— Kennedy Hartman (@babykenkenn) September 27, 2015

12. Looks like a lot of work

This is how much I hate onions. #picky #Chipotle pic.twitter.com/5v6L3hPn4F

— Sara Davidson (@fuzzie004) October 2, 2013

13. Fussy AF

It's a disaster! My bean juice has touched my Bacon! #fussy eater @thehotpots @BernardThresher @BobWriggles pic.twitter.com/nzRd1S5vys

— Gary Mills Wedding DJ (@Djgarymills) July 2, 2016

14. At least you’re being nice about it

when the food is nasty but you ain't trying to hurt someone's feelings pic.twitter.com/yg0Ytg1Jiz

— Huncho Berto (@iFeelYouTune) July 1, 2016

15. You passed up Walt’s Favorite Fried Shrimp? Idiot!

We went to red lobster and he still ordered chicken strips and French fries pic.twitter.com/g48LSGNHck

— rij (@_marijahh) July 29, 2016

Picky enough for you?

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July 19, 2019

20 Tweets so Hilarious They Got More Than 100k Retweets

Have you ever had a really high retweet count? 100? 50? I think my personal best is 4.

I’m killing it!

But these tweets, right here? All of ’em got over 100,000 retweets.

And you’re about to see why.

1. Interrogation

i’m not gonna ask you again, what the fuck is in your mouth pic.twitter.com/LOw16CqPeJ

— chris (@skatehair) June 28, 2019

2. Awwww

My husband sent me this, saying that our cat refuses to move, so his ear is now an `enter key` pic.twitter.com/KdU75tRYDb

— AMP (@alygat) June 13, 2019

3. Thicc

Saw a thicc ass starfish at the aquarium today pic.twitter.com/NwF0xYabHQ

— あかり(AKARI) (@Babyshoujo) June 30, 2019

4. Seriously

If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die

— september22 (@hodgesboi15) October 12, 2013

5. I can’t unsee this

“you think you
can do these
things nemo
but you just
can’t!” pic.twitter.com/Er7GMVupY4

— Lauren || 𝕸𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖓 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊 𝖇𝖔𝖙 (@Avonleaambition) June 5, 2019

6. Classic!

So it was my cousins 3rd birthday and instead of having a normal theme she chose this pic.twitter.com/U3FYpeGKTM

— ANDREA (@dreeaaxo_) June 5, 2019

7. Epic

never forget the time my brother missed the bus and wrote my mom this note pic.twitter.com/ETqbzW7adN

— sarah ♡ (@sarahhollidayyy) June 4, 2019

8. Three wishes

You get 3 wishes https://t.co/1FxzTHCk6b

— ♡ Adorable (@SuperAdore) June 29, 2019

9. It needs to be done

Can someone write an article on millenials killing the doorbell industry by texting "here"

— stella donnelly stan (@youngandjoven) June 3, 2019

10. Seeing stars

me, low on iron:

my vision when I stand:

* * . * . * . *
. * . * . .
* * . * . *. . *. .
* * * . *. * .
. * . * .

— Tree (@treejacksonn) February 20, 2019

11. Naptime

do you ever catch yourself being mean for no reason and you’re just like???? go take a nap?????

— jodie (@jodieegrace) January 9, 2018

12. High fashion

Now……..that’s fashion pic.twitter.com/UKY7xFzq70

— Judy (@judith_ism) May 31, 2019

13. Eat more donuts

Honestly my take away from this chart is that donuts are healthier than I thought https://t.co/VCs5ZCPQqE

— Dr. Glaucomflecken (@DGlaucomflecken) May 27, 2019

14. LOL

Avon Targaryen. https://t.co/55aBc8P0uD

— Amanda (@_MANDYNEXTDOOR) May 22, 2019

15. That’s amazing

Today I thought I saw a woman dressed as a handmaid about to jump from a building. I called 911. pic.twitter.com/EIrz6wR0bz

— Casey McCormick (@itsmeCaseyMc) May 21, 2019

16. Attack!

My niece has her bird trained to attack anyone she screams at pic.twitter.com/ea0JoWMNrT

— (@Apex_sH) April 30, 2019

17. New slang

My sociology professor keeps an alphabetic list of new slang terms he learns from students and I will never get over it pic.twitter.com/UxOxRsNJbb

— Ehhhhhh (@mewtailv2) April 30, 2019

18. Howling

my sister saw two unaccompanied little children in a trench coat giggling amongst themselves yesterday and i am absolutely howling pic.twitter.com/Q3emyEDxgN

— royse (@Roysenotes) April 15, 2019

19. Very smart

The most important thing you’ll see today pic.twitter.com/3PY6tPj5Ls

— Dirt Road Queen ♡ (@DirtRoadQueen__) March 29, 2019

20. Summoning spirits

let her perform her spells in peace https://t.co/DFA1GxTvZu

— alex (@alxjasper) March 5, 2019

Gold, baby! All of them!

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June 27, 2019

These Tweets About Ordering Food Will Make You LOL

Are there picky orderers?

Or maybe people who are just very specific about what they order?

Or maybe you just like to fuck with the wait staff?

Whatever the case, these tweets probably remind you of yourself…

1. Either way works

torn between getting chinese food for dinner and just fucking dying

— Rads (@FeelingEuphoric) October 23, 2018

2. They have too many things!!

My daughter said her English class requires 1,000 pages of summer reading so we went to The Cheesecake Factory and I handed her a menu

— Terry F (@daemonic3) June 1, 2018

3. Fill me up

[ordering from the dollar menu]

me: hi i'll have 7 dollars please

— alien skier (@clichedout) March 12, 2018

4. Was there ever any doubt?

Me at Olive Garden looking at the menu knowing damn well I’m getting Chicken Alfredo pic.twitter.com/sNvqejB90n

— Jessica (@jessnpadron) April 11, 2018

5. Oh boy…

BEFORE HAVING KIDS: "I am NEVER making separate meals for my children"

4 YEARS LATER: "Let me repeat your order: tri-color pasta (al dente) with butter & cheese on a bed of string cheese on a fairy plate, cup of water with star-shaped ice cubes, yogurt two ways, Cheez-Its."

— Bret Turner (@bretjturner) August 15, 2018

6. YOU NEED THIS

I went through the chick fil a drive through bawling and the girl asked me if I wanted a chocolate or vanilla milkshake. And I was like no I ordered a sweet tea and she goes “no honey you need a milkshake”

Service: unmatched

— Mi (@remigiomia) October 23, 2018

7. Sounds reasonable

me: hello… yes, one salad please
salad person: of course.. your total is $17.82
me: yes.. and .. that seems perfect and normal.. may i have a drink?
salad person: yes.. and.. your total is now $23.88
me: yes and thank you very much this is reasonable and great

— Andy Ward (@adubjose) January 10, 2019

8. I’ll tell you when to stop

Parmesan Sir?
"Yes please"
Say when.
*Grates Parmesan*
Sir?
"…"
*Grates fingers*
SIR?
"…"
*Grates entire hand*
Please…I have a family.

— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) July 8, 2014

9. Hahaha

*at a restaurant with a baby*
separate checks please

— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) March 30, 2018

10. This is for a DOG

my friend is the chef at an extremely fancy nyc restaurant and this is an order he received today pic.twitter.com/tA1fWWSOjo

— Anna Silman (@annaesilman) May 27, 2019

11. Game changer

My 94-year-old great aunt changed the game by ordering “grapes for the table” at a restaurant. pic.twitter.com/Hk96kaeD5L

— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) November 23, 2018

12. Round and round we go

[chick-fil-a]
EMPLOYEE: can i take your order?
ME: yes, thank you for asking
EMPLOYEE: my pleasure
ME: and thank you for saying it was your pleasure
EMPLOYEE: please don’t do this
ME: oh i’m just getting started

— the pan-midwesterner (@panmidwest) March 13, 2018

13. Wait a second…

waiter, there's a reflection of a sad and lonely man in my soup

— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) March 11, 2014

14. Agreed!

Whoever thought of appetizers was literally like "we should pregame this food w more food" and I think that's really beautiful

— emba (@unofficialemba) December 6, 2016

15. McSee you then!

me: i'd like to make a reservation for 2 at 6:00 pm

employee: sir, this is a McDonald's

me: oh my bad. i'd like a McReservation for 2 at 6:00 pm

employee: perfect, see you then

— Kellen (@captainkalvis) January 16, 2018

Check, please!

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June 23, 2019

These Moms and Dads Won’t Be Winning ‘Parent of the Year’ Anytime Soon

You try to do your best for those little monsters but sometimes you just gotta do YOU. But parenting is a tough gig, right?

None of these folks are in the running for ‘Parent of the Year’ and if these look familiar, you probably aren’t either.

1. Might’ve overdone it

Today’s assignment:

Go to kids’ karate classes and keep screaming “FINISH HIM!”

— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) January 8, 2018

2. Do what you gotta do

Nothing says “I’ve got this parenting thing under control!” like using my son’s last juice box as a mixer.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) September 10, 2018

3. Earmuffs

7yo: The tooth fairy didn’t come last night!

Me: That bitch.

7: What?

Me: What?

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 3, 2019

4. When you’re in jail…

Heard my 7yo call my 5yo a dick & I told her it isn’t a word she can say & she asked if she can say it when she’s 15 & I said no & she asked if she can say it when she’s an adult & I said no & she asked if she can say it in jail & I said if she goes to jail then she can say dick

— Ash (an female) (@adult_mom) January 15, 2018

5. TRUTH

I’m trying to enjoy every minute but kids are such freaking idiots most of the time.

— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) January 28, 2019

6. Major headache

The 4 yr old is wandering the house in a life jacket, crying b/c it's clipped. He also cried when I unclipped it.

We don't even own a boat.

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) July 18, 2017

7. Not cool

My kid got invited to a birthday party and I don’t like that kid’s mom so I bought a musical instrument set that includes a drum, a recorder, and a harmonica. I’ll see you in hell, Bethany.

— Sassparilla (@Megatronic13) January 27, 2019

8. Might want to listen in

Just overheard my 5-year-old tell her sisters, "…and that's how you defuse a bomb," and now I feel like I should probably pay attention.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 8, 2019

9. That’s why

3yo: Do you want to play princesses with me?
Me: Of course!
3yo: Ok, I’ll be Ariel. Who do you want to be?
Me: Sleeping Beauty.
3yo: How come you always pick her?
Me:
3yo:
Me: *already asleep on the couch*

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) March 14, 2019

10. Which one is worse?

Don’t know what’s worse
1) My 8yo called me upstairs to bring him a towel that was two feet away from him
2) I did it

— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) March 22, 2018

11. Ugh

me *brings toddler his juice* What do you say?
toddler: Finally

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) May 19, 2018

12. Pray they don’t notice

I'm the kind of mom who burns one side of the grilled cheese, serves it to her kid with the non-burned side up, and crosses her fingers.

— SpacedMom (@copymama) May 26, 2017

13. Sure…

Pediatrician: They're only getting two hours of screen time a day, right?

Me: HAHAHAHA! I mean, yes.

— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) May 5, 2017

14. It’s over

Husband: So we've basically given up.

Me: On what?

H: *gestures to 4yo carefully piling spaghetti on his head*: Parenting.

— Mom Psychologist (@mompsychologist) January 31, 2017

15. Flip ’em the bird

I don't like to point fingers, but sometimes I really want to point my middle finger at the 1yo.

— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) February 21, 2019

Maybe shoot for 2020 ‘Parent of the Year’?

Something to strive for…

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May 30, 2019

15 Tweets About Mental Health That’ll Definitely Give You a Good Laugh

Mental health issues are no joke. Suffering from anxiety or depression can be absolutely crippling, and can even affect you physically.

Still, laughter is the best medicine and while it might be tough to find much mirth in the midst of a depressive episode, if you can manage to scare up a few chuckles, it really does help a lot.

If you’re having a rough day, week, month, or year, take a look at these funny tweets about mental health.

1. Like this?

“make time for yourself”
me at 1AM: mE tiMe pic.twitter.com/cktFqCPyXe

— 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗿 ⋆ (@tristehomo) November 10, 2018

2. True

therapy:
-expensive
-sounds boring

saying “that’s just showbiz baby”:
-free
-sounds tight as fuck

— rat bastard (@ratpcks) September 30, 2018

3. Tell us more

[concert]
SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight
CROWD: woo
ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months

— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) May 9, 2017

4. Hahaha

me: i have depression

someone: u should get out more! go outside

me: *goes to the beach* now its a tropical depression

— イーサン (@kujikawaii) July 31, 2017

5. This might catch on

i’m start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me “how are you?” i can say “sad” and toss the confetti everywhere it’ll be like a real life imessage

— birthday kelly (@kelllicopter) October 16, 2018

6. LOL

me too bitch you ain't special https://t.co/FhnXbPSJAM

— chaos commander (@NECROMANClNG) September 2, 2017

7. Self care

canceling plans is ok. staying home to cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get your life together is ok. resurfacing in a foreign country with a new name 10 years later is ok. it's called self care

— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 13, 2018

8. That’s not good

how i sleep knowing i’m secretly hated by everyone i’ve ever spoken to because that’s what my brain told me pic.twitter.com/LZDZI8CYdN

— adam (@brokeangeI) April 25, 2019

9. Sounds healthy

my therapist: “take it slow, avoid caffeine, don’t put yourself into situations that you know will make you anxious, eat well and regularly”

me on I-95 with an iced coffee on the way to hang out with my ex boyfriend: “I should go VEGAN”

— ebs (@gimmefirstborn) May 7, 2019

10. That’s a yes

my therapist: are u sad?
me: pic.twitter.com/8pYTv3bH3h

— 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗿 ⋆ (@tristehomo) July 3, 2018

11. #NonStopWorry

bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries

— h (@hmbnzs) October 23, 2018

12. Finally!

I'm gonna power the whole country. pic.twitter.com/3wrxw8fA1e

— Dash (@kimkarDASHA) November 15, 2017

13. Samesies

I feel you, vending machine, I feel you. pic.twitter.com/FlwDGkp61K

— Chris Pramas (@Pramas) September 10, 2017

14. BFF

Me: "WYD"

Her: "Just dealing with a lot, depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough"

Me: "Without me? Lol "

— Lip Gallagher (@tonestradamus) April 25, 2017

15. That’s a start

"exercise helps depression"
me: pic.twitter.com/BF74bWyQdO

— linds (@linsagna) September 14, 2017

Ahhhhh, now that feels a little bit better, doesn’t it?

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March 13, 2019

14 Cringeworthy Tweets That Single People Will Definitely Relate To

I remember my single days. The freedom, the thrill, the uncertainty, the loneliness. It was… a lot. Sure, there were times when I loved that I didn’t have to answer to anyone, but if I’m being honest, that feeling never lasted.

If you don’t believe me, these tweets have all the proof:

1. Oops!

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2. Accurate

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3. BUR BUR BUR BUUUURRRRNNN

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4. Umm you know what that is really an excellent point

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5. Exactly my point

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6. Only if you post pics, lady

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7. And then they’re like “Whoaaaaa…” and I’m all “Whoooooa….”

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8. Dogs are people too ya jerk

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9. Ugh that always happens to me

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10. “Interviews”…

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11. Gurl same

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12. OMG PREACH

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13. Wait what??

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14. But do you LIKE like it?

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If I haven’t convinced you by now, we having nothing more to discuss. So.

Byeeeeee…

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March 9, 2019

15+ Tweets from Kansas Police Departments That are so Funny, They Should be Illegal

Kansas seems to be a pretty funny place. I’ve got some coworkers from there who are hilarious, and Kansas also has Paul Rudd and Rob Riggle among its native sons. It seems everyone in Kansas is pretty funny, even the police departments.

The Twitter feeds for the Lawrence Police Department (Rock Chalk Jayhawk!) and the Topeka Police Department have been getting a lot of attention lately because of their hilarious posts.

1. E’rywhere

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2. Stepbrothers quote FTW

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3. They mean it

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4. Way more than half

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5. It is what it is

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6. Dummies

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7. That’ll work

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8. Cuddle time

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9. We promise

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10. Pt 2

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11. Way too cold

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12. We’re here for you!

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13. That is beautiful

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14. To do list

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15. Don’t break the law

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16. In training

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17. Not a smart move

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18. C’mon, Carl…

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19. Not a winner among them

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20. LOL

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You have the right to remain amused! See what I did there?…

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12. We’ve got seconds for that.

11. Wanna borrow it for the day?

10. I feel seen.

9. *snort*

8. Oh and here’s my cool card just keep it.

7. Very good advice.

6. Now tell your brother you’re sorry.

5. You know it’s confusing.

4. All valid.

3. Sick burn.

2. Goals.

1. It’s not the 70s, people.

1. YewChube.com

2. ROIGHT

3. Sexy

4. Don’t bover me

5. There it is again

6. My favorite!

7. Hahahaha

8. Hayche-BO

9. Those spicy things

10. My second favorite!

11. Thirsty

12. You’ve heard this one

13. That’s means the conversation is over

14. Good ideer

15. Absolutely famished

1. How does this work?

2. No one else can do it

3. Sums it up

4. It’s pretty much over

5. Not going that high

6. Let me show you how it’s done

7. Does it sync up?

8. Don’t even look at it

9. Slow it down

10. The parking pass is crucial

11. This is art?

12. ALWAYS have to back in

13. Their favorite place

14. Let’s watch that again

15. Representing

1. I would hope so

2. Bad idea

3. That sounds like a lie

4. Flip ’em the bird

5. Too many demands

6. You’re not?

7. NoNoNoNoNoNoNo

8. That’s intense

9. Sounds like a cute kid

10. Here they come!

11. Why did I do this?

12. Looks like a lot of work

13. Fussy AF

14. At least you’re being nice about it

15. You passed up Walt’s Favorite Fried Shrimp? Idiot!

1. Interrogation

2. Awwww

3. Thicc

4. Seriously

5. I can’t unsee this

6. Classic!

7. Epic

8. Three wishes

9. It needs to be done

10. Seeing stars

11. Naptime

12. High fashion

13. Eat more donuts

14. LOL

15. That’s amazing

16. Attack!

17. New slang

18. Howling

19. Very smart

20. Summoning spirits

1. Either way works

2. They have too many things!!

3. Fill me up

9. snort