Twitter Loves Chrissy Teigen and Here Are Some Good Examples of Why

Chrissy Teigen is a HUGE hit on Twitter with more than 12 million followers.

She’s open, honest, and she makes her followers laugh.

Teigen is also very well-rounded, as she’s an author, a mom, and a TV personality.

Let’s dig into some of the tweets that make a whole lot of people out there love Chrissy Teigen for just being herself.

1. Those poor paparazzi…

Might be time to give them a show.

u know who is suffering right now. the paparazzi. ain’t got no one to shoot. some outside my house right now. waiting waiting for a walk that will never happen. a nipple that will never fall out. I think…I think I will give them a nipple

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 15, 2020

2. Throwing some shade at her husband.

Do you think he appreciated this?

I’ll ask john

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 11, 2020

3. Keep an eye on that hamster.

Your pet might be upstaging you soon…

the hamster has finally figured out her wheel. is it possible for her to exercise too much? should I take the wheel out sometimes? I’m worried she’s about to start a fitness instagram

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 14, 2019

4. Hahahaha. Zing!

Just accept the hatred because you know it’s coming.

good to admit when you’re wrong congrats booboo

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 24, 2020

5. I need one of these, too.

I have a feeling she’d wear it out in public, too.

buying this in my size https://t.co/huQJ4Qwts1

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 25, 2020

6. Wouldn’t that be something?

Stranger things have happened…especially in Hollywood.

how sad if we cheat … with each other

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 28, 2019

7. That’s always a good move.

I don’t need to see that!

I think I have to unfollow anyone with a good body on Instagram

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 18, 2018

8. NMP = Not My Problem.

Better than silence.

I truly love hearing other kids cry now because it means it’s not my own. That’s a better feeling than silence, honestly

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 23, 2018

9. Tomorrow will be different.

Just keeping telling yourself that.

every day I say my morning mantra: “tomorrow I will eat healthier”

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 30, 2020

10. Not the best decision.

Oh well, you can go get a new one.

Me being 9 months pregnant and getting bangs for my drivers license photo is the best stupidest thing ive ever done pic.twitter.com/cvqCqUCzE1

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 25, 2019

11. The loneliness of fajitas.

The sizzle doesn’t quite matter when you’re by yourself.

I eat alone all the time and it’s fine but there’s something about eating fajitas alone that feels super sad

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 26, 2019

12. Ummm, I think not.

What a weird headline.

some dictionaries say no

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 12, 2018

She has been called the “Unofficial Queen of Twitter” and there’s the proof.

What do you think of Chrissy Teigen on Twitter?

Are there any other celebs you follow on Twitter who you think are just as funny or even funnier?

Please talk to us in the comments!

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May 21, 2020

Millennials Tweeted About All the Disasters They’ve Lived Through So Far

As much as everyone loves to make fun of Millennials and say that they’re lazy and soft, they’ve been through a lot of stuff in their lives.

I’m talking about big, major, life-changing events.

And just in case any of you out there forgot about any of those things, Millennials are taking to Twitter to remind everyone about all the awful stuff they’ve had to deal with.

Let’s take a look at what these folks had to say…

1. Think about it…

They’ve been through quite a bit.

Hot take: If 20 formative years of your life involve a major terrorist attack, two recessions, exorbitantly expensive and unnecessary wars, tangibly worsening inequality, climate emergencies, and incompetence during a global pandemic, it might make you think things aren't good.

— Lego Grad Student (@legogradstudent) March 18, 2020

2. The last one on that list is pretty rough.

At least we can all unite around not liking Carole Baskin.

Us millennials have lived through 9/11, two 'once in a lifetime' financial crashes, the worst pandemic in 100 years, and Carole fucking Baskin.

— Asim Chaudhry (@AsimC86) April 6, 2020

3. You’re not a kid anymore…

A lot of sh*t to put up with.

I’m not even 30 and I’ve now lived through two presidential impeachments, September 11th, the anthrax attacks, two major recessions, and a global pandemic. Millennials are not kids anymore

— Stephen C. Phillips (@scvphillips) April 7, 2020

4. Numbed to catastrophe.

This person is right on target.

Kind of amazed at how numb my fellow Millennials have become to catastrophe, but then we're overworked, underpaid, and living through however many Forever Wars have been going on since the last major crisis we collectively experienced, 9/11.

— Socialed and Distanced by Selfin Quarantino (@_Rewhan) March 20, 2020

5. That Cubs world series was a doozy.

I bet you never thought you’d see that one.

90s babies have been through a global pandemic, 9/11, 2016 presidential election, iHop randomly changing its name for a few weeks, 2008-2009 recession, Brexit, and a Cubs World Series.

We’ve seen it all.

— Trent Craig (@TCraig28) April 2, 2020

6. An unraveled world.

Let’s hope things start looking up!

Y’all millennials have been THROUGH It. The world has unraveled 3 times in our life time and half of us aren’t even 30

— Petty Betty (@Princess4loko) March 21, 2020

7. What’s next?

We can only hope that things improve.

For millennials:
“Welcome to your teenage years! Here’s a global terrorism event to define your adolescence!”

“Welcome to adulthood! Here’s a global recession!”

“Welcome to parenthood! Here’s a global pandemic!”

don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m terrified of middle age

— ???? ?????? (@JoshuaGrubbsPhD) March 20, 2020

8. Back in my day…

You’ll have a lot of good stories.

Between O.J. Simpson, 9/11, The Wars in Iraq, Hurricane Katrina, the Flint water crisis, and Miss Rona? Millennials really gone have some dope stories to tell they grandkids.

— Father Abraham (@MrMarcus260) April 5, 2020

9. Stop giving us crap!

A lot of big historical events have already gone down in their lives.

Mass shootings, 9/11, two wars, a Great Recession, and now a pandemic. Millennials have lived through too many history book chapters in our relatively young lives for you guys to give us crap again.

— Meghan Ottolini (@Meghan_Ottolini) April 2, 2020

10. Think we can afford that?

Just waiting to see what happens next…

People wonder why millennials aren’t buying homes or diamonds or whatever, but I’m not even 30 yet and this is like the 3rd recession in my lifetime. Lmao. #recession

— Crutches&Spice : Rude For A Disabled Person (@Imani_Barbarin) August 14, 2019

11. That old one-liner…

Doesn’t really ring true, now does it?

Millennials! When the quarantine is over we'll be able to buy a house with all the coffee money we've saved.

— Skype Ambassador ∿ (@ChaddieBoi) April 5, 2020

12. Why me, God?

That’s a good question…

Millennials been going through it. We had to overcome a financial crisis, student loan debt and inflated cost of living.

Now we in another financial crisis + a pandemic. What did we do to you @god

— Jessica (@JUSS_JRICH) April 4, 2020

Well, there you have it…

So what do you think?

Do Millennials have legitimate gripes or are they just whining?

Tell us what you think in the comments.

We look forward to hearing from you!

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May 21, 2020

Random, Hilarious Tweets to Get You Chuckling Today

Twitter is jam-packed with all kinds of hilarious people who make us laugh on a daily basis.

And since there are SO MANY funny folks out there, we like to do the hard work for you and narrow down the funny tweets into short articles so you can laugh your ass off and then get back to your day.

Just like that! Easy peasy!

Here is a good batch of tweets that are certain to make you LOL.

Enjoy!

1. She’s probably really bored.

Not on top of the world anymore, are you?!?!

bet marie kondo is wishing she had more shit in her house right about now.

— pony starwars (@tigersgoroooar) April 15, 2020

2. I’ll be back, old friend.

You’ve been on a big journey.

leaving my bedroom and going to the living room mid-day pic.twitter.com/YODYqRGu8i

— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) April 17, 2020

3. Made you LOL.

I get it!

OK I just went onto the King Arthur flour website and had to click a "this site uses cookies" thing and reader, I laughed

— Taffy Brodesser-Akner (@taffyakner) April 16, 2020

4. I’ve been doing this FOR YEARS.

And, you’re right, it never changes.

friendship is just giving each other the same advice back and forth and no one taking it

— gaychel (@lameravioli) April 13, 2020

5. It really is almost impossible to open.

Should we write to our Senators about this?

Can someone fix bacon packaging this has gone on long enough

— Mary H.K. Choi (@choitotheworld) April 15, 2020

6. Don’t mess with them.

Or maybe you could even join up!

There are three moms who briskly power walk at 8 AM in a perfect, six-foot distanced triangle like a formation of WWII bombers, and they are this neighborhood's first line of defense.

— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) April 15, 2020

7. Everything has been fixed now.

And we’re all homeowners!

Well, millennials finally stopped going out for avocado toast. Can everybody afford a house now?

— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) April 12, 2020

8. This has nothing to do with the current situation.

This is everyday kind of stuff around here.

Watching Trolls 2 while having a daytime margarita is something I would’ve been doing regardless of Covid.

— amber ruffin (@ambermruffin) April 13, 2020

9. Remember those days?

Hopefully, they’re coming back soon!

Brought to tears thinking about this one time my friend and I were coincidentally in the same area so we grabbed a drink in a bar together

— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) April 13, 2020

10. A little something different.

That went very well…

INTERVIEWER: … Why should we hire you?

ME: I bring something different to the table

INTERVIEWER: Oh? What’s that?

ME: [sets down my pet raccoon]

INTERVIEWER:

ME:

RACCOON:

INTERVIEWER: Can you start today?

RACCOON: No

— Roxi Horror (@roxiqt) April 12, 2020

11. Funny how that works…

Just be careful out there…

When girls with small breasts don't put on a bra they're like "Hee hee! I'm so lazy" but when I do it they're like SLOPPY LUNATIC INJURES DOZENS IN SUPERMARKET

— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) April 15, 2020

12. I’m way ahead of you!

Got mine delivered yesterday!

Fuck it. We should all get race car beds.

— Brunette Bohemian (@Rae_volution) April 16, 2020

13. That is really not good.

Do you need some kind of intervention?

current mental status: attic wife in a Brontë novel

— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) April 13, 2020

I don’t know about you, but I’m laughing…

Laughing a lot, actually!

Have you seen any really hilarious posts on social media lately?

If so, please share them with us in the comments.

We look forward to hearing from you.

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May 17, 2020

Memes and Tweets That Are Funny Enough to Give Us a Jolt of Energy

What was that?

Did you just feel that?!?!

I sure did! I got a huge JOLT of energy after reading these hilarious tweets and memes. It doesn’t happen very often, but when it does, look out, friends!

Are you ready to get zapped with humor?

Let’s get it started!

1. What do you think you’re doing?

The look of disapproval is strong with this one…

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2. Come on Freddy, you can do it!

Don’t forget to pursue your own dreams, people!

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3. Yup, I still do…

You have to check just to make sure.

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4. A lot of middle fingers.

Just remember, tomorrow is another day.

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5. Don’t even go there.

You expect me to actually work?

When someone sends me an email to do my actual job pic.twitter.com/lgdZSyD5sJ

— Dr Grayfang (@DrGrayfang) April 24, 2020

6. That’s the only acceptable answer.

Vanilla Ice will NEVER go out of style. Got it?

Interviewer: If there was a problem how would you solve it?

Me: [nervously] Check out the hook and let the DJ revolve it?

— Randy Smith (@RandySmithWhat) November 3, 2016

7. Whoops. Sorry about that.

Happens all the time.

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8. No more eye contact.

Time to teach him a lesson.

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9. You did what you had to do.

You have to make choices in life, right?

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10. Time to be a home-wrecker.

Just insert yourself RIGHT into the picture.

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11. She’s the spirit animal of many people.

Going her own way.

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12. Does this look familiar?

I think it does…

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Okay, now it’s time to relax after all that excitement…

Do you think you can help us out with a favor?

In the comments, please share a meme, tweet, joke, or a photo that you think is funny.

We believe in you!

Now, make us LAUGH!

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May 12, 2020

Funny Memes and Tweets to Get Your Day Started off the Right Way

There’s a right way to start your day and then there’s a wrong way. Trust me on this one.

Let’s start first with the wrong way: that entails basically anything that will put you in a bad or depressed mood. It could be reading negative stories online, getting into virtual arguments with total strangers on social media, etc.

The RIGHT way to begin your day is to do it with hilarious memes and tweets. They give you a laugh, your stress level plummets, and you’re headed in a positive direction for the rest of the day!

That’s really all you need!

Let’s head in the right direction TOGETHER today!

Have a good one!

1. Don’t ask me…

It’s gone with the wind…

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2. Don’t let this one get away.

Pizza rolls paired with a fine Ranch sauce.

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3. I learned it from you guys!

Do your parents do this? I know mine do…

My parents didn’t text me back immediately so I left them a series of 42 missed calls and 22 voicemails just so they know how it feels.

— 30andTired (@30andTired) April 21, 2020

4. I’d watch this show.

Oh YUCK, get rid of this couch!

A show on HGTV called "YUCK!" where I walk through people's homes and point out things I don't like and then leave.

— Laura Benanti (@LauraBenanti) February 9, 2014

5. A classic Dad joke.

Definitely one for the ages.

What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?

Teapot.

— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) April 21, 2020

6. You gotta do what you gotta do.

You can’t resist the urge.

I wanna have abs so bad but wine calls me like the ocean calls moana.

— Women Who Love Wine (@wwlwine) April 22, 2020

7. Yeah, you idiot!

Give it a shot and see if it works out.

My therapist: you need to practice compassion for yourself My brain: yeah you dumb bitch be nicer to yourself

— Rose Byrne’s Wig in Mrs. America (@quinnscicluna) September 18, 2018

8. The age-old quarrel.

Which one are you?

There are two types of people in the world:

– “It’s already 10pm”
and
– “It’s only 10pm”

and they marry each other.

— S A R A B U C K L E Y (@nottheworstmom) April 19, 2020

9. They’re all high as a kite.

Puff, puff, pass, Willie!

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10. Sure, you do…

A lot of people “hate country music” out there.

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11. Just slap it on the side.

Ask and you shall receive!

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12. There’s no in-between.

They love it or they just don’t get it…

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Now that I got a nice jolt of laughter this morning, I’m ready to take on the day!

Have you come across any really funny memes, tweets, jokes, or photos on social media lately?

If you have, please be a friend and share some of them in the comments section.

We’d love to hear from you!

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May 6, 2020

Giggle-Worthy Tweets Penned by Women That Might Make You Laugh

There’s nothing better than reading through a list of tweets that are hilarious – and that goes double for hilarious women.

These 12 tweets are going to do the trick for you today, just watch.

12. Now I’m sorry I missed it.

Loved this moment in the Queen’s speech. pic.twitter.com/ohlGDyfyDH

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) April 5, 2020

11. I see this as a win, honestly.

Had to order Penis Pasta from Ann Summers due to stock piling covidiots.
Here's my spaghetti bollocknaise pic.twitter.com/MReUfD4ZW6

— Rachel (@OpenMindMH) March 27, 2020

10. Does it even matter anymore?

what’s y’alls new sleep schedule mine is 5 am to 2 pm

— -_- (@imnotbecca) March 29, 2020

9. Life is just so weird right now.

What precautions are you all taking during the global pandemic? My mum is bathing her Tesco delivery pic.twitter.com/96TnBPgjwO

— Evie Lancaster (@EvieLancaster) March 27, 2020

8. Please don’t do it for the love of god.

Not muting your mic is the new reply all

— Dani Burger (@daniburgz) March 30, 2020

7. This is just downright funny.

DHL guys just delivered some stuff and said he needed a picture as they aren’t taking signatures. So there’s me posing and he said not of you doll the package

— ???? ? ?????? (@WeeNippySweety) April 1, 2020

6. I do love a good Venn diagram.

pic.twitter.com/7I2hC2QOvc

— ralu (@ralu_nt) March 29, 2020

5. We did all come out of is as well as TayTay, sadly.

Me explaining to my children what happened in 2020 pic.twitter.com/N0ZTodlpMi

— . (@afterswift13) March 31, 2020

4. How I miss those sticky floors.

(18 months from now)

ME (weeping): it's so beautiful

CASHIER: ma'am this is a Wendy's

ME (weeping harder): I KNOW

— mr. woodhouse was right (@lapittenger) March 28, 2020

3. Tri-polar.

My three quarantine moods pic.twitter.com/2qOlYpQMSb

— Maria Mellor (@Maria_mellor) March 28, 2020

2. You can have either whenever you want.

There is no longer AM and PM. There is just "coffee time" and "wine time."

— Sarah McCammon (@sarahmccammon) April 1, 2020

1. He knows you’re not stepping out on him.

Me: puts on track pants

Husband: what are you getting all dressed up for?

— tanya tagaq (@tagaq) April 2, 2020

I don’t know about you, but I really needed these laughs!

Are you needing extra funnies from your tweets these days? Tell us where you’re finding them in the comments!

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May 6, 2020

Hilarious Tweets Written By Women This Week

There can be no doubt about two things: women are hilarious, and Twitter is the perfect showcase for their humor.

Please see Exhibit A: these 13 near-perfect tweets. Please enjoy!

13. This was an episode of Seinfeld. Lol.

well my new license plate came in today… wish i could say i paid extra as some sort of sick joke but no. i just so happen to have the worlds worst luck. pic.twitter.com/AFdj4zkJXN

— liza (@lizardwt) April 6, 2020

12. We definitely didn’t expect this.

2020 sounded like the most futuristic year and now we’re all like “I traded my neighbor a handkerchief for some carrots”

— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) April 10, 2020

11. A very apt description.

sorry for not responding i forgot i was real

— kenzie (@lowerIQperson) April 5, 2020

10. Confession: I am too old to understand Instagram stories.

the only way to truly enjoy someones Instagram story is if ur completely in love with them or U want them dead. everything in between its like…what is going on here

— helena (@freshhel) April 6, 2020

9. Let’s all get crazy.

tits out for the nhs at 8 tomorrow

— keithy (@442keith) April 8, 2020

8. This is my favorite tweet of the modern age.

Choosing your quarantine character

pic.twitter.com/tgsQfH1ZIZ

— Danielle Baskin (@djbaskin) April 5, 2020

7. Alcohol brings its own fun.

quarantine has really showed me you don’t need fun to have alcohol

— gabs (@gabs_leu) April 4, 2020

6. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

When my ex hit me up with “wyd” pic.twitter.com/pzjtf0qRLh

— NIESHADON (@iam_gia876) April 7, 2020

5. He’s hunting. Ha!

Tiny shedding gecko looks like he’s wearing a tiny gecko costume pic.twitter.com/quYgEZ126c

— little death (@ceej765) April 3, 2020

4. It’s felt like that since 2016 tbh.

someone said 2020 feels like when scar took over pride rock

— yaz (@saffronhuni) April 3, 2020

3. It’s time to lower expectations.

me trying to do literally anything in the past three weeks pic.twitter.com/Qpk9Nh31tD

— Catherine (@catejmiller) April 4, 2020

2. It’s somewhere in the middle.

I’m not coming out of my cage nor am I doing just fine

— glamorous reptile (@glamoureptile) April 10, 2020

1. Hahahahaha someone will get mad about this.

Took this photo at my local park this afternoon. Makes me livid pic.twitter.com/qwc5TxmhSp

— Richard V. Hirst (@vivmondo) April 5, 2020

I’m giggling and I’ve gotta say, I really needed that today!

Do you have a favorite Twitter account that always gets you laughing? Share it with us in the comments!

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May 5, 2020

Tweets That Show the Reality Of Being Cooped Up With Your Significant Other

I know that the reason our significant other is our significant other, and the reason we share the same spaces in the first place, is because we love them.

But people were not meant to be shoved into small(ish) spaces together for days on end with no break, and as couples are now spending copious amounts of time together, well…things are happening.

And while I’m sure some of those things aren’t exactly pleasant, these 12 tweets are definitely funny.

12. I’d say you’re only about halfway through your punishment.

If you count silence as a punishment which I definitely would not.

My boyfriend said something about the NFL draft and I said “if the NFL has a draft it should close the window” and did finger guns and now he has not spoken to me in 12 hours

— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) April 25, 2020

11. Productivity is a sliding scale.

Proof we all react to stress in different ways.

my boyfriend in quarantine: slow cooking ribs, trying a new meatball recipe, doing laundry

me in quarantine: sleeve of crackers, haven't showered, checking out the flickr albums of the ex girlfriend of my 2009 ex boyfriend

— crissy (@crissymilazzo) April 22, 2020

10. Some beans are just beans, and some are special.

I’m just loopy enough to find deeper meaning in that statement.

My partner and I got in a fight because I gave away two very important cans of beans to the little free library if you are wondering how my quarantine is going.

— Sheila Regan (@Sheila_Regan) April 24, 2020

9. There’s got to be SOMETHING we haven’t discussed.

Also, John Mulaney is hilarious.

Trying to start up a conversation with your significant other after 500+ hours of quarantine: pic.twitter.com/aNEw1IfrHZ

— Corrine. (@corrinedowlin) April 16, 2020

8. That’s not a surprise, but whatever.

It’s better than saying “I don’t care” and then turning up your nose.

Quarantine update: I asked my boyfriend if he had a lunch craving or if I should surprise him. He said he wanted a surprise but “the surprise should be Bagel Bites”

— Amy Solomon (@amybethsol) April 19, 2020

7. I wonder what his hair looks like now yeesh.

Also, this meme just made me giggle.

me once my boyfriend gets his first haircut after quarantine pic.twitter.com/HaSht3v1jT

— marylin rivas (@marylinrivasss) April 16, 2020

6. The couple that plays together stays together.

Maybe even after you don’t have to anymore.

Day 6 of quarantine: my girlfriend and I turned our apartment into a skating rink. pic.twitter.com/Hwc7wfJLHy

— sQUAD (@Kennyy_T) March 22, 2020

5. When you make yourself cringe.

But still, you just can’t stop.

“So how was your day” -me to my boyfriend after spending every waking second with him

— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) April 16, 2020

4. That’s nicer than screaming “put on your f*cking headphones!” the way I do.

More effective? Maybe, maybe not.

When you've been quarantined with your boyfriend for weeks and he won't stop watching videos on his phone at full volume pic.twitter.com/heLACK8Vii

— quarantine queen (@illuminth0ttie) April 23, 2020

3. As long as he got some alcohol, too, I wouldn’t complain.

Although some bacon would be nice.

For everyone complaining about being single during quarantine, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries (FOR THE WHOLE WEEK) and he came back with this…. pic.twitter.com/shJc4uaJyZ

— Hazel Basil (@converging_arms) April 19, 2020

2. Life is give and take my friend.

So take the remote and put on Little Women post haste.

Boyfriend hasn’t been “in the mood” for Little Women for a month of quarantine and now there is a 10 part Michael Jordan documentary coming out and I am supposed to just fall into line?

— Lael O'Shaughnessy (@laeloshag) April 16, 2020