I love a funny tweet.

And, do you know what’s even better than a single funny tweet? A bunch of them all grouped together in one convenient article!

And that’s exactly what we have in store for you with this article.

It’s jam-packed with tweets that we just know are gonna make you LOL.

So let’s get started and let the laughing begin!

1. Hell yes!

Now you can pretend you’re falling asleep at school.

just ordered so i can finally have some deep afternoon naps pic.twitter.com/zi5LTZqy4e

— boo (@boopyape) May 18, 2020

2. God is proud of this one.

Pockets and all!

*God creates the Kangaroo*

Angel: That’s a cute animal!

God: Thanks, it has pockets

— Jessica Sproge (@jessica_sproge) May 14, 2020

3. Why are you doing that?

You should be more like me!

You're rubbing sanitizer all over your hands to kill germs. Mine are coated in a protective layer of queso. We are not the same.

— Moderately Mom (@momtribevibe) March 31, 2020

4. Oh, now I get it…

The older you get, the more you realize this…

When I was a kid: why do athletes retire in their 30s they’re still so young

Me in my 30s now: *trying to get up from a couch* yep ok

— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) March 10, 2019

5. Major life goal, right here.

Are you on the right path?

I don't want to be hot. I don't want to be sexy. I want to live under a bridge and refuse to let goats pass over it unless they successfully answer my three riddles.

— Roxi Horror (@roxiqt) May 15, 2020

6. This is what I keep telling myself.

Another pizza over here!

Maybe I’m not fat and this is simply my ideal weight, as nature intended. And after all, who am I to argue with nature’s wisdom? *eats an entire pizza*

— idealpiper (@idealpiper) May 10, 2020

7. I am both of them.

Some people just check both of the boxes.

There are two types of people: people who drink because they’re bored, and people who drink to have a good time.

I’m both those people.

— Women Who Love Wine (@wwlwine) May 19, 2020

8. That was your exercise for the day.

Hey, at least you’re looking into it.

I’ll spend half of my day at work looking up how to lose a double chin only to not follow through with the workouts

— 30andTired (@30andTired) May 18, 2020

9. You nailed it!

At least you didn’t say “I love you.”

me trying to be cool and normal talking to the cashier leaving CVS pic.twitter.com/rhCs5zgcoD

— mustard clown (@markydoodoo) May 19, 2019

10. This is the best tweet of all time.

Because it’s so damn accurate!

I've never met a landlord & thought, "that's someone who should own a building."

— Dan Perlman (@danjperlman) May 5, 2020

11. My parents haven’t even heard of social media.

And I’d like to keep it that way!

My parents use social media like serial killers. No pic. No followers. They only follow their three kids. They just read my posts and breathe heavily behind the computer screen.

— Maria DeCotis (@MariaDeCotis) May 11, 2020

12. See you later!

The guy just decided to make a run for it.

There was a tweet that asked about worst breakups and this lady said she dated this guy for 6 months and one day they were walking in town and he just started running, took off. And that was the last time she saw him https://t.co/FhNVtF8PuX

— Sphetho (@SphethoSimelane) December 17, 2019

Was I right, or was I right?

I think you know the answer to that…

Okay, now we need our dear readers to do us a favor.

In the comments, please share something you think will make us laugh: a meme, a tweet, a joke, a video, anything!

Thanks in advance!

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It’s very important to get your day started the right way and we think we almost have it down to a formula.

Here it is: eat some breakfast, drink some coffee, argue with your family members, and then laugh at some funny tweets.

That’s it! That’s the whole shebang!

Then your day is kickstarted the right way and you’re ready to take on every single obstacle out there.

So are you ready to go!

Let’s do it!

1. You have to be precise.

Especially when it comes to this stuff.

Is it spelled titties or tiddies? I want this family newsletter to be perfect.

— The Girl Who Came to Say ACAB (@Mom_Overboard) May 5, 2020

2. Not feelin’ that at all.

How about you?

When Beyoncé said “I’d rather die young than live my life without you”, I did not feel that.

— Zora Neale Hustlin’ (@MarsinCharge) May 2, 2020

3. That would be nice, wouldn’t it?

It really has a nice ring to it!

for once, i’d just like to spiral into control.

— kim. (@KimmyMonte) May 5, 2020

4. Apparently, a big fan…

But maybe taking it a little bit too far…

I don’t care what weight adele is, I just want her to know I would murder her ex husband for her if she asked

— arabelle sicardi (@arabellesicardi) May 6, 2020

5. For a very special person.

They’re gonna love it!

"One box of murder hornets, please. And yes, it's a gift."

— Cathryn (@AngryRaccoon2) May 3, 2020

6. It’s as easy as that.

In case you need some pointers.

I love texting “hold on let me take one for you ” waiting exactly 6 minutes then sending a nude I took 8 months ago for the last guy I was into

— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) May 6, 2020

7. It definitely does.

This tweet really speaks to me.

I hope this email finds you, like myself, fueled by vengeance

— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) May 9, 2020

8. You shouldn’t have said that.

But, what’s done is done.

My 4yo came up to me in a desperate voice and said “I don’t like babies or kids and I don’t want to get married.” So I replied “Same girl, same.” And now my kids and husband are mad at me.

— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) April 11, 2020

9. Using that Jedi mind trick.

Let us know if it works.

trying to make my bf propose to me after 4 months pic.twitter.com/sipqnjX6ma

— grace (@thebiggestyee) May 10, 2020

10. I like the one on the right.

But that’s just me.

Omg I’m Having a hard time decorating my new cribwhich one y’all think? pic.twitter.com/7nEwbSmNIm

— ˢⁱˣ ⁿⁱⁿᵉ (@dosesofkae_) May 25, 2020

11. That’s pretty much the whole movie.

Wrap it up, lady!

Titanic (1997)

Scientist: Where’s the diamond?
Old lady: *three hour long story about how she lost her virginity*

— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) May 25, 2020

12. I am now a genius.

Wait until you get to three pages!

me when i’m able to read more then two pages in a row of a book during quarantine pic.twitter.com/3ObisaTp9M

— Scaachi (@Scaachi) May 28, 2020

Okay, now I feel energized to take on the day and get A TON of things accomplished.

How about you chip in too and help us and your fellow readers out?

In the comments, share some funny content that you think everyone will enjoy.

We’re talking tweets, memes, photos, jokes, etc.

We look forward to hearing from you!

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It’s time once again to give our readers a comprehensive round-up of absolutely hilarious tweets that we think will give you a big chuckle today.

Why is this important?

Because you need to implement some laughter into your day if it’s gonna be a productive one!

Just trust me on this one, okay?

Enjoy these funny tweets, have a great day, and we’ll see you again very soon!

1. Wait, that’s not true?

They had me fooled…

Just saw a headline about McGraw-Hill which reminds me that when I was a kid I thought Tim McGraw and Faith Hill made textbooks when they weren't on tour

— T Kira Madden (@tkiramadden) May 4, 2020

2. Deeeeeep thoughts.

Let it sink in…

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a fish a man and he eats for a week.

— Sandra Newman (@sannewman) May 3, 2020

3. Killing it!

Is that a pick-up line? And if so, does it work?

guys from high school will message you on Facebook and be like “seems like you’re really killing it! congrats on killing it”

— grace spelman (feat. acab)(abolish remix) (@GraceSpelman) May 2, 2020

4. Kind of like quicksand?

I was terrified of quicksand as a kid for some reason.

Toxic Shock Syndrome ended up being way less of a thing than Seventeen Magazine led me to believe it would be

— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) May 3, 2020

5. I don’t have time for that!

Just give it a few more years.

ppl b like “it’s gonna get better on season 8!”

— telyani (@somalidolly) May 4, 2020

6. Hmmmm. I think you blew it.

It’s the thought that counts.

I used 6,000 N95 masks to spell out "THANK U HEROES!!!!!" on the beach then lit them on fire so nurses all over the world could see

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) May 7, 2020

7. Hahaha. Yes!

Moms are so good at calling things by their wrong names.

Whenever I get sad I think about the time my mom called Harry Potter “Pottery Barn” by accident

— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) May 3, 2020

8. You need to know this.

Do you think he’ll finally speak up?

maybe today's the day when the cat will finally tell me how he got so handsome

— Kelli María Korducki (@kelkord) May 6, 2020

9. Didn’t see that coming.

Now what?

did not expect the sequel to "hot girl summer" to be the "fall of man"

— caroline twyman (@carolinetwyman) May 6, 2020

10. THEY’RE the problem, though.

I’m allowed to go out, other people are not.

Ugh I saw so many people out today when I was out today!!!!!

— Sudi Green (@Sudi_Green) May 3, 2020

11. I’m very concerned.

All of those letters are meant for YOU.

When letters are like “to whom it may concern,” they’re for ME!!! I’m always concerned!!!!!!!

— Karen Chee (@karencheee) May 2, 2020

12. I do, too, my friend.

Just going and touching everything in the store…it was great…

I miss touching things I’m not going to buy.

— carla ciccone (@cciccone) May 4, 2020

13. Whoops! Sorry about that.

Turns out it’s my fault…again…

I wanted to blame quarantine for my constant oily hair till I read the shampoo bottle this morning and it said conditioner.

— Kristen Schaal (@kristenschaaled) May 7, 2020

I think it’s safe to say that those tweets hit the old proverbial spot, don’t you?

Now we want to hear from all the readers out there.

In the comments, share a funny meme, tweet, photo, or joke that you think would make all of us laugh.

Please and thank you!

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