Parenting Tweets for the Rest of Us

Some days I enjoy scrolling through all the posts my friends and fellow parents put up, their kids dressed and smiling and everyone getting along.

Other days, I want to know what y’alls lives are really like, and for that, I go to Twitter – and to tweets like these 12, which remind us that no one’s life is perfect (but there’s usually humor to be found).

12. No judgement.

You’ve gotta get your kicks where you can.

11. The prayer of the parents of strong-willed kids everywhere.

Don’t kill their spirit, they said…

10. Sounds like you’re raising him right.

You reap what you sow and all that.

9. The first lesson in “always and never” aren’t the best words.

They’ll forget it tomorrow, don’t worry.

8. They keep you on your toes.

For better or worse.

7. They have a lot of questions.

And they do not care about your vanity.

6. Hangry is a real problem.

I feel like doing that myself sometimes.

5. The milestones just keep coming.

Even if you don’t really want them to.

4. That moment comes for all of us.

There’s no avoiding it; might as well celebrate.

3. The horror.

Mom wishes she was alone at lunch, too.

2. No explanation necessary.

It’s on hand for everyday emergencies. Like your children.

1. You can’t be expected to perform miracles.

Even though you basically do every day.

You gotta laugh to keep from crying some days, right?

What’s your favorite way to remember to smile in the midst of the chaos? Give us your tips in the comments!

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Parents Whose Kids Are Giving Them a Run for Their Money

Kids exist to try our patience, right? At least, that’s what it can seem like sometimes.

They find our buttons and dig their thumbs in as deep as they’ll go, twisting and really putting their back into it the more they can see us slowly going insane.

Of course they’re angels and we love them, but also, what I just said is the truth.

We all do what we can to get through days like these 14 people are having – and since it’s not you this time, go ahead and laugh. You know you want to.

14. It’s like he knew that ruining the coffee was the worst thing he could do.

Actually in this case he was really trying to help. You can’t even get mad at the sweet little lad!

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13. I, too, am confused.

I really want a followup to this tweet because I need to know if/where they found it.

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12. He’s really got his thinking cap on.

It’s hard to argue with that logic!

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11. Literally whatever makes them happy.

You definitely have to pick your battles.

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10. Yeah there is definitely pee somewhere.

Of course, if it’s like my house, there’s already pee everywhere so.

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9. They do keep you one your toes.

And you know you were barely asleep, anyway.

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8. Tornados are pretty scary.

But yeah, I imagine a tomato so huge we had to hide from it would be pretty frightening as well.

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7. The answer is to stop trying to help.

But we just can’t do that, can we?

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6. It’s a fair question, when you think about it.

Of course, it’s probably the 550th question she’s heard today.

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5. At least they don’t usually throw up on you.

Who am I kidding? It’s exactly the same.

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4. See, your marketing degree is coming in handy!

It’s all in the presentation, you know.

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3. It won’t last forever.

Honestly it doesn’t even work with my 3yo most of the time.

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2. You just get kind of numb to it all.

But you feel like you deserve a medal when you actually please a 3yo.

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1. You think you’re high sometimes.

It would make folding laundry more interesting. Perhaps.

I’m just so grateful I’m not raising the only heathens in the world!

Tell us about a recent moment you just had to walk away from your kid! We want to commiserate in the comments!

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