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Funny Tweets to Make Your Day a Little More Pleasant

I need a bit of pleasantness in my life.

Things have been quite ugly in the world for a while but we’re gonna change that immediately!

We have some tweets for you to look at today that we think are really gonna set your pants on fire with their hilarity.

Do you think you can handle the heat?

We sure hope so! Because we have a feeling you’re gonna start scrolling if you’ve made it this far.

Enjoy!

1. That would not be a fun job.

Darn it, I have to start over…

2. Uh oh…what happened here?

A major break up, that’s what!

3. I never thought about it this way…

This should be a movie.

4. This is very inappropriate!

But…I still laughed.

5. I can see why this couple needs to get divorced.

This would probably get old.

6. Well, that’s a nice way to approach it.

She’s not taking sides.

7. This is amazing.

Teach him some more slang for our sake!

8. I’ve often wondered this…

I’d like to get to the bottom of it.

9. That’s when you know you’re really depressed.

Do you ever do this?

10. A life tip we can all use!

I’m gonna try it soon!

11. You know you had one.

But the question is, do you still have it?

12. Time to come clean.

What really happened out there…?

Now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, please share some funny memes, tweets, photos, or jokes that you’ve seen lately.

We look forward to it!

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Hilarious Tweets We’re Pretty Confident Will Make You LOL

We feel very confident today, amigos.

We believe that we have curated an incredibly strong collection of tweets today for you to enjoy immensely.

And they’re funny, too! So that means you’re gonna laugh, too!

What else could you possibly ask for?!?!

Well, I guess we technically could ask for a bunch of other stuff, but we don’t want to come off as greedy, do we?

So here’s how this is gonna work: you’re gonna sit back, take off your shoes (and your pants, if you want to), kick your feet up, and have some laughs. It’s as easy as that!

1. I’m with you!

It can be hard to stop sometimes…

2. I’ve wondered this my entire life.

Who’s holding everyone up?!?!

3. Hold your breath.

Well, how else are you gonna listen to that conversation?

4. Really blew that one, huh?

Well, you gave it your best shot.

5. I don’t think you’re alone on this one.

Ladies, let’s hear from you!

6. Join the club.

I don’t even like my own family members anymore.

7. Oh, isn’t that sweet?

I thought you were gonna say something else…

8. I’ll go ahead and start.

Well, I’m sorry to hear that.

9. This is a good plan.

It’s called REVENGE.

10. I love a nice father and son relationship.

I love you, Dad!

11. It’s gonna go one of two ways…

Either way will be worth it.

12. That’s very impressive.

I think you just got hired!

Have you seen any hilarious memes lately?

Well, don’t keep them all to yourself!

Share them with us in the comments! Thanks!

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Funny and Very Personal Posts People Shared

There are a lot of positive things about social media.

Staying in touch with old friends. Keeping tabs on that ex who ruined your life. And, another big one is that people like to GET REAL on there and open up about how they’re feeling about things.

And we’re here for it!

These 13 folks opened up and spilled their guts about a bunch of different stuff. Let’s take a look!

1. Hey, I’m proud of you!

And it only took you six days!

2. You are not alone, my friend.

We’ve all been there at one point or another.

3. I think we might be soulmates.

Let’s give it a shot, okay?

4. No use in sending that kid to college.

What’s the point, right?

5. Too much alone time can be bad, FYI.

Just gotta keep an eye on it.

6. Imagine actually getting things done?!?!

Well, to each their own.

7. Yeah it is!

Porch life is where it’s at!

8. Seriously, hotels need to do lunch instead.

Bring on the burgers!

9. Times are tough…

I think we all wish we would’ve started saving earlier.

10. You can’t help yourself.

It is what it is.

11. Ice T knows what’s up.

Is the man ever wrong about anything?

12. Let’s not go there.

It’ll only get ugly…

13. I think this guy might be on to something.

Any other words of wisdom, sir?

Okay, now we want to hear from all the readers out there!

Tell us some deep and personal…if you’re up for it.

Talk to us in the comments!

Thanks fam!

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Funny Posts From Folks Who Don’t Mind Getting Personal

Peple use social media for a bunch of different reasons.

Some like to keep in touch with friends and relatives all over the world, some like to keep up with current events and news, and then there’s a segment of the population that just wants to get some stuff off their chest.

It’s a sounding board of sorts, so it makes perfect sense to me!

And these people had some funny things to get off their chests.

Let’s see what they had to say.

1. I’m with you on this one.

What did the horses ever do to anyone?

2. You never forgot, did you?

At least you have your priorities straight. Good for you!

3. I think this might describe me as well.

There’s just no getting around it.

4. It’s never too late!

Just look at these examples.

5. The pressure is on now.

You better not mess this one up.

6. Well, here’s a hot take.

I never thought of it that way…

7. Think about it!

I think you might be right about this, sir.

8. It took you a while to get there.

But now, here you are!

9. I wanna hear all about this!

This is what the ultimate petty revenge looks like, people.

10. I think I can make this work.

Hey, why not just go for it?!?!

11. Sometimes, it’s all you can manage to say.

Just let it go…

12. You better believe it!

I’m a big fan.

Do you have any confessions you’d like to make?

If so, spill your guts in the comments.

We can’t wait to hear from you! Get it!

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16 Posts to Make You Laugh

If you’re having one of those days when nothing is going right, and you don’t think anything could make you smile, well, that’s when you turn to the internet. I mean, who better than a bunch of strangers trying to be funny to raise your spirits, right?

I don’t know why that logic works, but these 16 folks are ready to prove that it does – just take a scroll and see if I’m not right!

16. But like what did he actually say?

This is such a funny take.

15. I know there’s a real explanation behind the song.

This one is better, though.

14. I know which one I’m choosing.

Is it a choice, really?

13. This book ruins dating chances.

Just any way you slice it.

12. You never meet the goals you don’t set.

I think we might need to talk about the definition of “modest,” though.

11. And yet she’s still his girlfriend.

Maybe she appreciates thrifty-ness.

10. Why is this so funny?

I literally just snorted.

9. Poor choice of words.

Happens to the best of us.

8. Is he eating anything in bed?

I feel like he probably is.

7. A serious double whammy.

I mean, ouch.

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6. Some people just aren’t rule breakers.

And that’s why they’re dead.

5. That should do the trick.

Way to think ahead, man.

4. How you know the prayers work.

Either that or he got bit by a spider.

3. The Lord of the Teeth.

I would die of happiness if this happened in real life.

2. Brilliant.

I mean, it’s torture, but it’s brilliant.

1. Oh, baby.

You should have rapped back about his grandma DIDN’T drop him off.

You’re at least smiling, right?

What’s your go-to joke when you’re trying to cheer someone up? Share it with us in the comments!

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Posts That Are Locked And Loaded…For Laughs

There are many reactions to posts on the internet – righteous outrage, solidarity, social change – but for most of us, I think it’s a place we know we can go when we need to blow off some steam.

You know, when we need a laugh.

If you ask me, the best of those funny tweets are the ones that can coax a smile from anyone who runs across them – anyone with a sense of humor, I mean – so if that applies to you, we think these 15 tweets will tickle your funny bone.

15. Those necessities are hard to afford.

And if you live with males you know the candles are just that.

14. It’s easy to tell when a cat is upset.

They’re existing in the world as a cat, for one.

13. Dad jokes never get old.

Just ask any dad that you know.

12. I hope that’s an empty threat.

Because it seems like the deal is done.

11. A double threat guy.

She’s definitely going to run for the hills.

10. He can’t help it.

It happens spontaneously when the baby is born.

9. Read this in a British accent.

If you did, you’re definitely laughing.

8. If only you could hold on to the high.

You know it’s not going to last.

7. The only time these words are ever uttered.

Unless you’re a parent, then you say it all the time.

6. What if this was really the way it went down?

It would make as much sense as anything.

5. You can’t help but like this tweet.

You can’t help but laugh.

4. That corgi regrets nothing.

And why would he?

3. There are all kinds of temples.

I’m just saying.

2. Just ask anyone who went to Harvard.

They’ll definitely tell you.

1. I mean, what other option could there be?

Except it wasn’t his idea to begin with – just saying.

Don’t you just feel all the more ready to tackle your day.

Which of these did you pass on to a friend? Share with us in the comments!

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Hilarious Marriage and Relationship Tweets You Need To Check Out

I know what you’re going through: you just got into another spat with your significant other and you feel like really letting them know how you feel…

But let me give you some advice: just blow it off and laugh about it!

Instead of letting the situation escalate and explode, come visit us as much as you need to and we’ll make you laugh with funny tweets about livin’ that relationship life!

And we have a totally solid collection for you to look at today, friends.

So go lock yourself in a closet somewhere away from your partner and have some laughs!

Hey, you’re welcome…

1. The remote wars continue…

There’s really no escaping it once you’re married.

2. Sounds like a perfect marriage to me.

People, pay attention to this one.

3. What size am I, again?

That’s a little humiliating…

4. How does this whole thing work?

You either are a morning person or you’re not.

5. Hahaha. This is good.

Don’t you think this looks pretty familiar?

6. That sounds awesome!

Yes, dear…Yes, dear…Yes, dear…

7. That was a rude awakening.

I was planning on sleeping in today…

8. That’s true love, right there.

Romance is not dead, people!

9. Your husband and I have a lot in common.

Do you think it’s a little bit warm in here?

10. And around and around it goes.

Isn’t this great?!?!

11. You had a good run.

But he obviously made a fatal error.

12. You would have been gone a long time ago.

She sounds like a very patient woman…

Now we’d like to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us how everything is going in your relationship during these crazy times we’re living in.

Please and thank you!

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Want Some Funny Tweets? Well, You’re in the Right Place!

You really want it, don’t you?

Yes, you read my mind: I’m talking about very funny tweets that are going to make everyone out there laugh. Well, at least the people who are smart enough to take a few minutes out of their busy day to look at them.

And even if you don’t know you want it, I know you well enough to realize that you do in fact want this humor in your life.

Are we clear?

Good!

Now sit back and laugh at these tweets that you you want/didn’t know you wanted!

1. What else could possibly go wrong?!?!

This really is not good.

2. Go easy on that thing!

You don’t want to overdo it…

3. Hahahaha. Zing!

Also, he sounds like a great guy.

4. It’s gonna be a very long day.

Time to power through it!

5. You’ve crossed the line.

One more time and you’re outta here.

6. She’s a little worked up.

Sorry, we didn’t realize it was that big of a deal…

7. I support this 100%.

Get on board, people!

8. You just are!

Hey, we all need to eat ice cream, okay?

9. She doesn’t look very cold…

Are we sure that this is historically accurate?

10. Absolutely not.

Next question, please.

11. Let’s get breakfast together.

Oh, you’re talking about something else…

12. They know you so well by now.

No need to be horrified. Just go with it!

Have you seen any other funny tweets lately?

Well, please share some good ones with us in the comments.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Posts That Will Make You Chuckle

If you want a lighthearted moment or two, a chuckle or maybe even a laugh, there’s no better place than the internet, honestly. And if you want the most bang for your buck as far as social media and giggles, Twitter is the place to be.

We think these 13 posts are funny enough to make you chuckle – or maybe even laugh out loud – so why not give them a go and then tell us what you think!

13. These are trying times.

I hope you’re tipping your pizza men well.

Image Credit: The Chive

12. You just can’t keep them out.

It’s the one downside of living in New Zealand, perhaps.

Image Credit: The Chive

11. That song does assume a whole lot.

Just believe, people.

Image Credit: The Chive

10. This might be the pinnacle of dad jokes.

And that’s really saying something.

Image Credit: The Chive

9. It does seem oddly acceptable.

Just a talking bird carry on.

Image Credit: The Chive

8. Some days are like this.

Also some weeks and months. Maybe years.

Image Credit: The Chive

7. Lots of technology isn’t the best.

Texting can stay, though.

Image Credit: The Chive

6. It’s over you can go home now.

The end.

Image Credit: The Chive

5. Living a man’s dream.

Some men, anyway. The other ones want a$s jobs.

Image Credit: The Chive

4. Among other things.

On the upside, we wouldn’t smell a thing.

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3. You’re scaring him.

This is honestly hilarious.

Image Credit: The Chive

2. They’re not afraid to tell you about it, either.

Like everything that went to Harvard.

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1. Like, in a way that’s far too big for their bodies.

Big d*ck energy, those.

Image Credit: The Chive

I’m reading these for a second time and I still stand by my statement.

Which of these did you forward to a friend? I know there had to be at least one!

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Tweets About the Reality of Having Siblings

If you grew up in a house with a few kids in it, you know what was going on behind those doors.

Alliances were formed, people argued and fought with each other, occasionally a soft drink was thrown in someone’s face during dinner.

It was a great time!

And underneath it all was one simple thing: LOVE. A very complicated and unique kind of love, but yes, it was still love.

Let’s look at some funny tweets about what it’s like to have siblings. And tell us if you think any of this looks familiar…

1. Whose idea was that?

Sounds like a really bad one to me…

2. You’re going to need a lot of strength for this.

Sometimes, you just get pushed to the limit.

3. That was resolved quickly.

It can change just like that.

4. I’m familiar with this.

Don’t forget about the names of the pets, too.

5. Funny how that works.

Wait a second…I think that’s my jacket.

6. Put it all down in your little book.

You’re gonna need the evidence later on.

7. Good thing they’re not yelling at me.

This always felt really good.

8. Drives me nuts!

The trash can is literally two feet away.

9. You better run for it!

If you get caught in there again, you’re gonna be in trouble.

10. She came out of nowhere.

He hit me first!

11. You gotta be on top of this game.

I called Shotgun!

12. Both of these look very familiar…

Say hi to your siblings for us!

Do you have some sibling rivalry going on in your life?

If the answer is YES, tell us some funny stories in the comments.

We can’t wait to hear from you. Thanks!

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