Tumblr Users Proves That Sometimes It’s Impossible to Really Break an Old Habit

Habits are formed after we perform an action often enough that it becomes ingrained in our brain.

Some habits are helpful, especially those that pertain to our work and to our goals.

Other habits are honestly a little annoying, especially if they’re something we do every day because we have to, not because we want to.

People on Tumblr shared the habit that they have yet to break, and the hilarious consequences that result, and the stories are pretty fantastic.

For starters: if you think having a toddler at home is tough, imagine being how being surrounded by them at work impacts your life.

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To say nothing of what flight attendants go through!

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And teachers, of course, definitely have a lot of repetition in their day.

But if anyone can really claim to be king or queen of repeating the same two or three phrases all day, it’s anyone who works in customer service.

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…but at least this person managed to say something nice!

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Those preschool teacher expressions really, really stick with you:

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Sometimes, those odd work habits even end up being useful when one is out in the wild.

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But then again… unfortunately, sometimes the opposite is true.

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Luckily for our pets, sometimes they even end up benefiting from our weird work habits. Kind of.

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And again, working in customer service for a longtime certainly comes with pretty unique pros and cons.

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Do you have a work-related habit that is hard to break and a funny story to go with it?

Tell us all about it in the comments! After all, it can’t be any worse than some of these.

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People Imagines a World Where Devils and Angels Bond Over Sandwich Choices

Devils and angels aren’t supposed to get along, right? After all, one represents all that is dark and sinful, and the other represents all that is light and good.

But… we also all know that in the real world, there’s a little bit of dark and light in each of us.

People on Tumblr decided to play with this idea a bit, and ended up imagining a world where angels and devils bond over their sandwich selections.

Because honestly.,. why not?

It all starts when someone accidentally summons a demon while putting their own sandwich together.

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See? Demons can be nice, too!

The next person decided to keep the story going, and made it even more fun.

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Eventually, the demons reveal that they’re totally into having conversations about the same stuff most of us like.

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The demon even ends up just coming over to hang out and be themselves, sandwich or no sandwich.

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It’s all fun and games until you realize the angels have caught wind of the fact that someone is summoning demons.

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It turns out the angel was sent for a different reason… but now he’s game to join in on the fun.

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The angel is confused, but also kind of into it? Maybe.

Soon, the angel is bringing their friends.

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It turns out that while the angels don’t really have a lot of personal drama to share, they’re extremely into Earth’s drama.

Eventually, of course, the angels and the demons meet.

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You eventually realize that basically, you’re now mediating an estranged family situation.

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We all knew Lucifer and Michael were going to meet up, right?

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Who doesn’t love to bond over food and drink?

It all really sounds quite lovely.

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But of course, the rumor mill is still running.

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Eventually, even the top guys want to see what exactly is going on at your house!

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Alas… not all fights can be mended over sandwiches. Maybe next time!

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Very Specific Tumblr Posts You Don’t Want to Miss

Tumblr is a longer form than Twitter or Instagram, but you interact with people you don’t really know, unlike on Facebook. It’s grouped more into people of like interests than anything else, and if you ask me, the comment threads are the place to be.

People are just so clever here, and while these 11 replies might be sort of specific, that doesn’t make them any less funny.

11. Apparently it resonated with plenty of people.

I think I can see why.

https://vampireapologist.tumblr.com/post/173879881043/vampireapologist-i-dont-hang-out-with-white

10. No one is ever going to forget that guy.

He was the best among us.

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9. Hey they gotta know what they’re getting into.

Does that place really exist though bc I want to visit?

https://jisungsluv.tumblr.com/post/187293618471/my-fianc%C3%A9-honey-i-dont-think-this-is-a-good

8. I think we know exactly what’s going on here.

Some girl with an amazing booty broke your heart.

https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/174401334044/penfairy-some-oddly-specific-advice-from-hesiod

7. But later she will kiss her floofy head.

The cat mistress demands it.

https://dedalvs.tumblr.com/post/164125475772/reliquary1-pussylightlytoasted

6. That’s one way to go.

Everyone has their dreams, I suppose.

https://rockboci.tumblr.com/post/612687844699471872

5. Anyone have popcorn for this drama?

It’s so specific but I am into it.

https://prospitianescapee.tumblr.com/post/177082987365/prospitianescapee-aeschylated

4. An excellent question, if you ask me.

But I mean…we all have that one thing we wouldn’t be able to do.

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3. That could be a fair interpretation.

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2. Someone is ready to write a book I guess.

I’m here to read it when it’s done.

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1. Can this be real?

Can it NOT be real?

https://acrowandaboy.tumblr.com/post/185695416656/oh-to-be-a-handsome-young-navy-man-in-1930-with

Seriously, I think I need to spend more time on Tumblr.

What’s your favorite thing about Tumblr? Tell us why in the comments!

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Funny, Yet Very Dark, Tumblr Posts for You to Enjoy

Tumblr is a very strange little corner of the world, isn’t it? You get the weirdest of the weird, the oddest of the odd, and the kookiest of the kooky. But it can also be pretty damn entertaining, as well.

Here are some Tumblr posts that took a pretty dark turn…but they’re also funny.

Dark Humor = Fun AF!

1. The final straw.

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2. Just stop doing that.

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3. Hollow and terrified.

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4. How would you feel?

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5. You kind of sound like a psycho.

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6. Making fun of tragedy.

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7. Snapped right out of it.

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8. Very, very dark.

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9. Parents weren’t impressed.

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10. Scooby has changed a lot.

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11. Not real life. Everyone relax.

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12. Wasn’t expecting that.

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13. Please clarify.

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14. Blame it on Caesar!

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Like I said, funny… but definitely dark as well.

Are you a Tumblr lover? What are some of your favorite accounts that you follow on that site?

Tell us about them in the comments! Don’t keep them all to yourself!

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15 Tumblr Posts That Might Give You a Big Chuckle

Tumblr can be many things – sweet, insightful, aggressive, on-point – including funny, but these 15 posts took hilarity to the next level!

15. This is actually a horror story in disguise.

https://carry-on-my-wayward-butt.tumblr.com/post/186339172976

14. And also money for Netflix.

https://shaelit.tumblr.com/post/185983146979/all-our-generation-wants-is-a-small-apartment-and

13. *sips tea*

https://gluten-free-pussy.tumblr.com/post/182858563153/hervacationh0me-alsuper2-lezcatnoir

12. I mean friendship is nice and all.

https://saisai-chan.tumblr.com/post/186511863034/im-going-to-defeat-you-with-the-power-of

11. Truer words.

https://sabotabby.tumblr.com/post/180944940561/im-sad-i-wasnt-born-in-the-era-of-bitch-do

10. Big feelings.

https://imaginmation.tumblr.com/post/182324163856/large-emotion

9. No wrong answers.

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8. Prove her wrong.

https://frawgs.tumblr.com/post/179016851446/and-then-god-was-like-lets-not-give-this-bitch-a

7. They are cute sometimes.

https://rockboci.tumblr.com/post/182330745173

6. Clever girl.

https://flightcub.tumblr.com/post/155369348877/my-three-favorite-things-are-the-oxford-comma

5. It’s funny AND it makes you want to weep.

https://jethroq.tumblr.com/post/116467066732/heavenboundghost-when-did-lmao-become

4. Never give up on a Tumblr post.

https://giggle.tumblr.com/post/186060830243

3. Now that you think about it…

https://carry-on-my-wayward-butt.tumblr.com/post/178360981101

2. Dumb animated kitty.

https://jennyfromthesock.tumblr.com/post/97605364873

1. Nailed it.

https://meganphntmgrl.tumblr.com/post/183344040700/not-gonna-say-this-again-a-cyborg-is-something

Did you lol in real life, too?

Twinsies!

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10 of the Best Things Tumblr Has Ever Accomplished

Tumblr creates something new and amazing every now and then. And by ‘every now and then’ I mean ‘all the gall darn time.’

Tumblr’s list of accomplishments is vast and extensive, including things like:

1. Finding this baby’s long lost father.

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2. Failing at this simple household tip.

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3. Making this unexpected comparison

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4. Giving us this adorable photo

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5. Making this important discovery

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6. Giving us Porn Flakes

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7. Inventing this new olympic sport

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8. Revealing the world’s greatest selfie

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9. Inventing ‘Italianics

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10. This jurassic bitch slap

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The beauty part is, Tumblr’s resumé will only get better over time.

And you can bet I’ll be back to give you another list soon. Veeeery soon.

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15 Posts That Prove Just How Weird English Can Be

It might be hard to believe if you’ve grown up with it all your life, but English is actually a pretty tough language to learn. You see, English has rules, bu it’s also got about 10 different exceptions to each of these rules, and you’d best believe you need to remember all of them. Plus, English at this point has borrowed words and structure from so many other languages that it’s hard to enforce a standard set of rules anyway. The result is a true mish-mash that makes zero sense, and these posts prove it.

15. Very punny

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14. Do not you dare

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13. It burns

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12. Q

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11. What have you done?

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10. I’m looking at you, Australia

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9. Potato

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8. Why?!?

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7. I object!

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6. These can’t be real

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5. Seven meanings

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4. So confusing

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3. Will Smith

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2. That that

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1. Just stop

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Who doesn’t love language jokes, right?

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15 Posts That Perfectly Summarize Life as an Introvert

Being an introvert can be hard! I mean, it’s not that I hate all people. I just hate most people. It’s just exhausting having to interact with them and constantly try to think of something to say even though I just want silence.

Apparently, I’m not alone, because the introverts of Tumblr agree. Here are 15 posts that perfetcly sum up life as an introvert.

15. That’s murder

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14. Really, really boring

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13. It’s a problem

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12. Amen

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11. Cats are perfect

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10. That’s not enough time

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9. You’re not people

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8. Sometimes you make new friends

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7. And quickly

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6. So awkward

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5. Stick with the plan

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4. Feeling lonely is tough

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3. Seriously bad

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2. I could write a series

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1. Not happening

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It’s a tough life for the introverts among us – but at least there’s tumblr!

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