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Wives Who Are Totally Nailing the Jokes Online

Being in a relationship can be hard sometimes, and I know I’m probably biased, but being the lady in a relationship can come with extra challenges.

That’s why we need our jokes so much, just to get us through the days without committing murder.

I’m not saying…I’m just saying. You know.

10. As long as you give him a buffer.

So like, five minutes and some Glade? Would that do the trick?

9. That’s the right answer.

That goes for everyone, sir. She’s the only one you should be asking.

8. He should have known better.

Maybe the laugh was worth it? Yeah, I bet he loved sleeping on the couch.

7. It’s science! Haven’t you heard about SCIENCE?!

The mystery has been solved!

6. It is the way of the world.

So it shall be now and so it shall always have been. Amen.

5. Well, she’s not technically wrong.

Eating is working… if you’re doing it right. And this gal definitely is.

4. I mean if you want them in the bathroom longer.

So only if you don’t have kids? Maybe you need memes even more?

3. Just to watch him tense up.

We’ve all gotta get our kicks somehow, and I do this weekly.

2. Your point, sir?

Really, he should have re-thought that question. Do you WANT anything is always a better one.

1. His precious babies are hostage.

And there’s nothing he can do about it! Mwahahaha!

These are instant classics and I won’t have anybody tell me differently.

Well, you can. If you want.

Tell us below which one you’ve already shared with a wife-type friend.

Thanks, fam!

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Relationship Tweets That Just Might Make You Laugh

Any time you get two people trying to live and eat and work and raise kids together in a confined space, while somehow still loving each other like sexy human beings, they’re also pretty darn funny.

These 10 tweets totally prove it, so we hope they’re good for a few laughs!

10. Why is this so real, though?

I’m starting to think queer people are onto something.

9. You guys I am married and this is the perfect tweet.

RIP everyone who was going to spend their early 20s traveling.

8. Here all this time you thought you wanted to be a Disney princess.

But now you see they have their own troubles.

7. One day our kids will ask us what this lyric meant.

Please, don’t let this be prophetic.

6. Was there laughter or impressed silence?

I think we all know the answer to that.

5. These two are clearly a match made in heaven.

When you find the one, you just know.

4. We’ve all got a bit too much time on our hands.

And yet, this meme never really gets old.

3. There are never any winners in this game.

Except the divorce attorneys.

2. Barney is never a good idea.

You can put that one down in stone.

1. And getting thinner all the time.

I’m not saying… but yeah, we’re kind of saying.

It’s just nice to know that we’re all in this together, don’t you think? Life is so weird!

Which one of these did you relate to the most? Tell us in the comments!

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Relationship Tweets That Hit Just the Right Notes

There’s a kind of science when it comes to crafting the perfect tweet. Like any form of comedy, you’ve got to hit the right pace, the right tone, and strike the right audience at the right time, to boot.

Which is to say, it’s not as easy as these 12 people make it look – but that makes them all the more enjoyable to read, I think!

12. I’m sorry but I’ve gotta side with your wife here.

It’s the old man flu argument, son.

11. Everyone with an older relative knows this is the price of good information.

And it’s not a bad story, as these things go.

10. You always think you can fit just one more thing in there.

Until you definitely can’t and everything is gross.

9. Live and learn, my friends.

Mostly about how it’s fun to troll younger people.

8. There is definitely not room in this tweet for the entire argument.

It’s going to take a few days, tbh.

7. Hmmm I bet he forgot to take out the trash.

If you know what I mean.

6. And doing things like getting up before 8am.

It’s all bliss, I’m telling you.

5. The saddest part about this is that I nodded along.

Different things are a different kind of exciting, but still, it’s not bad.

4. Why would a person do this?

Maybe just to keep you on your toes?

3. Snoring never helps anything.

But neither does keeping your already pissed off and tired wife awake, so.

2. It’s important to keep the other person focused.

Especially in battle conditions like these.

1. I hear it really keeps the spice alive.

Personally, my husband prefers not to be spoken to at all until he’s yelled at the kids at least three times.

I hope one day I can hit a chord like these!

Which one hit you just right? Tell us in the comments!

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Relationship Tweets That Hit Just the Right Notes

There’s a kind of science when it comes to crafting the perfect tweet. Like any form of comedy, you’ve got to hit the right pace, the right tone, and strike the right audience at the right time, to boot.

Which is to say, it’s not as easy as these 12 people make it look – but that makes them all the more enjoyable to read, I think!

12. I’m sorry but I’ve gotta side with your wife here.

It’s the old man flu argument, son.

11. Everyone with an older relative knows this is the price of good information.

And it’s not a bad story, as these things go.

10. You always think you can fit just one more thing in there.

Until you definitely can’t and everything is gross.

9. Live and learn, my friends.

Mostly about how it’s fun to troll younger people.

8. There is definitely not room in this tweet for the entire argument.

It’s going to take a few days, tbh.

7. Hmmm I bet he forgot to take out the trash.

If you know what I mean.

6. And doing things like getting up before 8am.

It’s all bliss, I’m telling you.

5. The saddest part about this is that I nodded along.

Different things are a different kind of exciting, but still, it’s not bad.

4. Why would a person do this?

Maybe just to keep you on your toes?

3. Snoring never helps anything.

But neither does keeping your already pissed off and tired wife awake, so.

2. It’s important to keep the other person focused.

Especially in battle conditions like these.

1. I hear it really keeps the spice alive.

Personally, my husband prefers not to be spoken to at all until he’s yelled at the kids at least three times.

I hope one day I can hit a chord like these!

Which one hit you just right? Tell us in the comments!

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Tweets for Anyone in a Relationship Who Could Use a Laugh

We could all use a laugh these days – even if it’s at our own expense. Relationships can be tough to navigate in the best of times, and these, well…these are not that.

If you’re looking for a way to laugh at your own precarious and funny situations, well, here are 10 people letting it all hang out. Enjoy!

10. That’s a man who is prepared, friends.

And I mean, that’s not necessarily a bad thing.

9. Things like that get extra annoying over time.

Something to think about now, just-datings.

8. That is not the way to a woman’s heart.

At least, not this one.

7. I’m not sure that line is going to work.

Maybe the next time around (eep).

6. And also, vice versa.

If they ever wake you up, they’re not the one. #verygoodadvice

5. Wait, Netflix has a pause option?

I thought we all just agreed to watch until it shamed you into hitting continue?

4. One person needs to encourage the other one in relationships.

And yeah, please don’t forget the ice.

3. As a woman, I definitely agree.

Anything is a fair exchange, to be honest.

2. That’s not how any of this works.

And, I’m guessing, why this guy didn’t have a girlfriend.

1. You know you’ve been inside too long when this is funny.

But…it’s kind of funny, right?

This was exactly what I needed to read today, how about you?

Which one hit home the best? Tell us in the comments!

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