15 Times Kids Had Hilarious Names for Everyday Objects

Kids have funny ways of talking about stuff – they just describe things as they see them, and even if they’re technically wrong, somehow you’re sitting there wondering if it hasn’t been called that all along.

And these 15 kids really have hit the nail on the head.

15. Yes, I like it.

I’ll take a dozen.

14. Beautiful and morbid at the same time.

That’s my kind of girl.

13. A spooky, seasonal treat.

They are pretty scary.

12. I can get on board with that.

I’m getting more powerful by the day, people.

11. That explains why he never wanted to go in there.

I don’t like to eat in the fancy room, either.

10. $10 says she becomes a Pixar animator some day.

So evocative!

9. This is just straight up hilarious.

No one that age wants a wig!

8. It’s about to be Halloween eagle season.

So long, Pumpkin Spice. You had a good run.

7. I mean it makes sense.

You have an armpit, so….

6. This is downright adorable.

Who doesn’t love a good cowboy?

5. Would you like your tacos floppy or hard?

I like all the tacos.

4. That’s quite the turn of phrase.

A little poet, there.

3. I mean, that’s exactly what it is.

I love the parents who have now called it that forever.

2. I think I love rhinoceroses now.

As if I didn’t before.

1. I don’t care what you call them, as long as you fry them.

I will hear no arguments to the contrary.

I’m definitely adopting some of these names in our house!

What’s the funniest and most accurate name your child has ever called something? I want more adorableness in the comments!

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Funny Alternative Names Kids Had for Everyday Stuff

People say that kids are great for making us laugh, and for making us see the world through new eyes, and anyone who has heard a child “name” something can definitely tell you that’s true.

These 13 kids, you have to admit, really seem to be onto something here!

13. Eh, that’s pretty much the same thing.

Except to the penguins, I guess.

12. I mean, what else do you use it for?

Maybe ramen.

11. This sounds oddly dirty.

Unless you say it in a 2yo’s voice.

10. Aren’t boys charming?

You have to admit it’s creative.

9. That should definitely be a thing.

I love cake, I love bagels. In fact, I want one right now!

8. They’ll be ruling the place before you know it.

I hope they write screenplays together.

7. Christmas makes everything better.

And so do bagels, so.

6. A darkly apt description.

That’s all I have to say about that.

5. I mean, that is what it says on the box.

Don’t go calling Harvard yet?

4. I love it when they hatch.

Especially when they’re sweet and salty.

3. Well that’s rude.

But okay, also funny.

2. That’s what Mom says when she sees them!

This one just cracked me up.

1. Beaks are cooler than snouts.

We all know it’s true.

I’m going to use some of these, for sure!

What’s your favorite word that your family adopted after your kid got it wrong (right)? Tell us in the comments!

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