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Enjoy These Hilarious Takes on Marriage by the Wife Half of the Equation

If you are married, there are times when your partner will almost get themselves murdered in some fashion. It could be something they say, or something they do, or maybe they just decide it’s a good idea to crunch their way through a cup of ice at 10pm. IN BED.

Ahem.

Whatever the instances, the best way to handle said murder temptation is through humor (or maybe therapy or meditation) – a trick these 12 women have down pat.

12. That is true love.

I’m not that nice, I guess.

11. It all depends on your definition of the word.

And no, you shouldn’t clarify.

10. Your point?

Just get the list, man.

9. Definitely torture each other just for fun.

Otherwise, why be married?

8. I can’t stop laughing.

Priceless moments.

7. Probably not the photos he hoped to receive.

But perhaps just as effective.

6. Every morning it feels twice as long.

The rest of the day is better, I hope.

5. Ah, the perks of being a woman.

You know it’s not gonna matter to them.

4. Why do those even exist?

Who eats them? They are monsters.

3. It’s like it was his first day.

You know better, Sir.

2. Literally no one is listening.

Why would they? You’re always there to ask again.

1. Why is this so painfully true?

At least, it is over here.

These made me laugh; I must be married.

Yep, just checked. I am indeed married. Whew! Glad I confirmed that.

Which one of these hit home for you? Let’s commiserate together!

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Enjoy These Hilarious Takes on Marriage by the Wife Half of the Equation

If you are married, there are times when your partner will almost get themselves murdered in some fashion. It could be something they say, or something they do, or maybe they just decide it’s a good idea to crunch their way through a cup of ice at 10pm. IN BED.

Ahem.

Whatever the instances, the best way to handle said murder temptation is through humor (or maybe therapy or meditation) – a trick these 12 women have down pat.

12. That is true love.

I’m not that nice, I guess.

11. It all depends on your definition of the word.

And no, you shouldn’t clarify.

10. Your point?

Just get the list, man.

9. Definitely torture each other just for fun.

Otherwise, why be married?

8. I can’t stop laughing.

Priceless moments.

7. Probably not the photos he hoped to receive.

But perhaps just as effective.

6. Every morning it feels twice as long.

The rest of the day is better, I hope.

5. Ah, the perks of being a woman.

You know it’s not gonna matter to them.

4. Why do those even exist?

Who eats them? They are monsters.

3. It’s like it was his first day.

You know better, Sir.

2. Literally no one is listening.

Why would they? You’re always there to ask again.

1. Why is this so painfully true?

At least, it is over here.

These made me laugh; I must be married.

Yep, just checked. I am indeed married. Whew! Glad I confirmed that.

Which one of these hit home for you? Let’s commiserate together!

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Women With Hilarious Takes on Marriage

Marriage can be tough. Anyone who tells you differently is definitely selling something – whether to themselves, you, or both.

One of the best ways to survive the years and months (sometimes the hours) is to maintain a sense of humor. If you’re struggling with that today, these 13 women have your back.

13. He’s done it now.

He’s gonna regret that nerd stuff.

12. I cannot stress enough how important this is.

Otherwise, murder shall ensue. Or divorce.

11. He might dispute the “fun” part.

Though he didn’t specify for who.

10. I mean, sometimes the nap just happens.

But not all the time.

9. That’s why you have to take so many selfies.

They do it to themselves.

8. I don’t understand why they can’t charge their phones.

Is it an elaborate plan to avoid talking?

7. Or at the very least, you don’t see the brie.

Just tell her she looks beautiful and can she turn off the light when she’s done.

6. You don’t want to see yourself how they see you.

Not through your phone camera, anyway.

5. There are worse things.

Especially if there are wings.

4. The smart husbands know this.

It goes off in their head like a bullhorn.

3. The answer stands.

The internet is forever, my man.

2. And possibly offer to fix the dryer.

If you want to go the extra mile.

1. I’ll buy it.

Because I’ve heard it alllll the way in the city.

Thank goodness for laughter, y’all. That’s all I have to say.

How do you keep laughing? Tell us your own secrets in the comments!

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These Marriage Tweets Are Funny, Because They’re True

What makes a joke funny? Well, we’re still figuring out an exact forumula, but when it comes to things like complex relationships and emotions, part of what makes you laugh is your ability to connect with the material.

And if you’ve ever been or are currently married, there’s no denying the hilarious truth in these 18 comments.

18. You have to play to your strengths.

17. Hopefully your wife doesn’t take it to a third party.

16. Who was more excited to see him?

15. She just doesn’t want you to make her mistakes, that’s all.

14. Why are they like this?

13. Do it, please…not like that, though.

12. You know that it is.

11. I mean he’s probably not too far off. Unless you fall asleep.

10. Outsourcing can save marriages.

9. Bahaha this made me cringe and laugh at the same time.

8. You don’t want to NAG though.

7. It happens to the best of us!

6. HOW DARE HE.

5. Actions speak louder than words.

4. He knows where he falls in the pecking order.

3. You know what she means.

2. At least he hasn’t changed?

1. It is the kindest course of action.

 

Marriage is great, but also, there are some days when you really, really need to laugh about it so you don’t go screaming naked down the street.

Just me? I doubt it.

Which one of these got you the most? Tell us about it in the comments!

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