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These Dads Belong in the Comedy Tweet Hall of Fame

If there’s not a dad joke hall of fame there really should be…

I mean, that way we could know who to avoid if we’re not in the mood for puns…just kidding, because that’s not a thing!

These 9 dads are really on top of their games, and I know this content is just what you want today, so read on!

9. We’re so close here. So very close.

There’s still a lot of infighting, though, so we shouldn’t feel bad.

8. At least they know the fire plan! Get out!

But who has a land line? Answer: nobody.

7. Happens to the best of us. And the worst of us. And everybody else.

Get one of those little jump boxes and never use a jumper cable again.

6. You do what you gotta do! Just don’t do this again.

We’re in the trenches, here.

5. It’s about both? I guess?

That’s how you know it’s about a man and not a woman.

4. It’s the probably that would worry me.

Unless she’s really good with words.

3. It’s not like they’d listen before they got hurt.

Or after, to be honest.

2. Pullovers are life.

Anyone who buys snap onesies for babies is pure evil.

1. Life is really wearing on them.

Poor babies.

This is what I need every single day. When I get up. In the middle of the day, and when I go to bed.

If we’re being honest – funny people telling the truth about the parenting trenches.

Which one had you in stitches? Tell us all about in the comments!

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Hilarious Tweets From Dads Just Like You

I’ve been writing these tweet lists for a long time, but I’m still not ready to weigh in on whether moms or dads have cornered the market on internet humor.

There is one thing I can say for sure, though – dads definitely have their own patented brand of jokes. Which is obviously something these 12 dads have cashed in on in a big way.

12. She will, too.

On the upside, you probably don’t really need another pair of socks, anyway.

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11. That will definitely do it.

I think the church should look into that.

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10. Why would they do it any earlier?

They’re not about helping you out.

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9. Some things just aren’t worth fighting about.

Especially not when they’re hilarious.

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8. Weird kids are my favorite.

As long as they don’t kill me in my sleep.

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7. Skills for a lifetime, my friends.

You absolutely can never laugh when you shouldn’t with kids.

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6. It’s a good skill to have.

Being prepared is also advisable.

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5. She’s obviously a genius so.

No arguments here.

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4. She probably knew what she was doing.

That, or she just really likes you with a beard.

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3. You’ve gotta admire his thinking.

You don’t have to give him the popsicle, though.

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2. They’re so sweet.

I mean, at least he’s going to miss you.

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1. Rage cleaning is the only way to live.

Or the only way to ensure other people live, anyway.

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Dad jokes are welcome here any time, y’all. I love it.

What’s your favorite dad joke? I want to hear all of the best ones in the comments!

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Dads That Are Making You Laugh While They Cry

Parenting can be so hard sometimes, but still, there is usually some kind of comedy to be found within the madness, if you look hard enough.

Everyone knows that laughter is the best way to stop yourself from crying (or to make your cryfest seem less sad, I suppose), and these 17 dads are here to bring you the laughs from within their own crazy lives.

17. A terrorist is a terrorist people.

We can’t let them win.

16. Spoiler Alert: it’s not pretty.

Like when you accidentally turn the camera to face yourself.

15. They will ruin anything you’re excited about.

This is absolutely true just show them a beloved movie from your childhood, you’ll see.

14. Kids thrive on schedules, you know.

Even for fighting with their siblings, I guess.

13. Better safe than sorry.

This makes me laugh just thinking about it.

12. Unless you want her to get made fun of at school.

No parent wants that, I don’t think.

11. This will not work out in your favor.

Each kid gets just a little bit less smart.

10. This guy’s kids are the kids of my soul.

Snacks are life, y’all, don’t @ me.

9. I’m not sure you want to intrigue him quite so much.

Human biology will do that on its own.

8. Hahaha what is sleeping?

I’ve heard of it, and maybe remember it, but…?

7. Time for a science experiment!

You’re homeschooling, right?

6. These are the laws of the universe.

Ask a physicist who has children; they’ll tell you.

5. Just another day in paradise.

If he’s five, you’ve long ago figured out how to poo in not-peace.

4. Also they have like 6 limbs!

Maybe more. It’s hard to tell when they’re all going for your face.

3. Neither can your 6yo, probably.

What even is time these days, anyway?

2. They say she’s learning.

Soon she will refuse to do our jobs, parents.

1. They can grow them at will.

Just sit at a table with food on it and a baby on your lap and you will see.

Oh my goodness, those dads are going THROUGH it, y’all!

How do you remember to find the humor in every situation? Tell us your secrets in the comments!

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Dads Who Have Nailed This Parenting Thing

Nothing can prepare you for what it’s like to be a parent. You think you’re ready, that you can handle it, and while the latter will turn out to be true, the former is not.

Seriously, you are not ready.

These 11 dads were surely in that same boat with no paddle, but somewhere along the way, they’ve managed to shore up the holes.

11. A cup is a cup. Or is it?

If you need a drink, any one will do.

10. You never even realized it, did you?

Maybe you even disliked it before, but you won’t now. Promise!

9. Not exactly conducive to doing the business.

You learn to make the magic happen, though, right?

8. This sounds like my boys! Or all boys, for that matter.

We love schedules around here.

7. These are the facts of life. For real.

You’re a morning person now. Congrats.

6. It really is, girlfriend.

A wise child.

5. Time for a science experiment.

We’re all homeschooling now anyway.

4. They have an infinite number of limbs.

At the dinner table, it’s like 37.

3. Competitiveness is innate, it would seem.

Maybe I can get my husband to do things the same way.

2. In her defense, what does time matter these days?

Ice cream for breakfast, 2020.

1. We’re just so hopeful every time.

We don’t vacation with kids, we take trips.

Parenting goals, right?  I love when dads make me laugh – it’s a special brand of giggles.

What about you? Any of these tickle your funny bone?

Let us know in the comments, fam!

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