Last Friday was the 13th, and it was a full moon, so teachers everywhere were battening down the hatches, girding their loins, or just calling in sick expecting their already crazy jobs to go completely off the deep end.
And while some teachers surely breathed a sigh of relief at the end of the day thinking they’d gotten off easy, these 14 teachers will surely rethink going to work at all the next time such an ominous confluence looms.
14. What a coincidence – this is also what I do on Friday nights.
Accurate?
#teacherlife pic.twitter.com/ak1o4piw1H
— WeAreTeachers (@WeAreTeachers) September 7, 2019
13. Yeah, let’s just take a quick minute to rethink that idea.
Everyone: “Man, you’re so lucky to have a job where you always have weekends off.”
Me, Saturday morning of the first weekend of the school year: #reality #teacherlife #nota9to5 pic.twitter.com/tRdfVauX3z
— DailyTeacherThoughts (@oneadayteacher) September 7, 2019
12. You could leave it and claim those are the bloody tears of your students.
Red pen is the death of your work pants
#teacherproblems pic.twitter.com/6RiVgPc0jD
— Robert Castleberry, M.Ed (@RCastleberry259) September 8, 2019
11. So…you teach dogs?
one of my students ate grass today cause she wanted to see what it taste like; THREW IT UP, and continued to eat grass
— scorpiheaux
(@jeanheaux) September 11, 2019
10. Middle schoolers will absolutely never give you what you want.
My students tomorrow. #teacherproblems #middleschool #middleschoolteacher pic.twitter.com/eaj8PmxiGh
— Chels (@cjteaches247) September 9, 2019
9. I have been this sub, so thank you.
Returning to your classes after they've eaten your sub alive. #teaching #TeacherLife pic.twitter.com/o7JsqHnKch
— Cade Hagen (@CadeHagen) September 10, 2019
8. Do you give them points for creativity, though?
Teaching ninth grade (Career Prep) has been an adventure. I need to be careful in letting the kids choose what names they use in these fictitious job scenarios.
#teacherproblems pic.twitter.com/dYMokilE8c
— Math Teacher (@MathTeacher1123) September 6, 2019
7. The caption for this headline should win some kind of award.
If you want to know how much it sucks to write sub plans.
— Kat (@WichitaKat) September 11, 2019
6. It’s definitely not a 9-5, that’s for sure.
Who needs sunglasses when you go to work and home in the dark #firstyear #teacherprobs pic.twitter.com/NAg6HLnA6t
— Sarah Pope (@bhamteasarahp) September 10, 2019
5. You have ONE JOB copy machine.
So this could have ruined my morning but #irise and I choose to make my day more amazing than this mess. #istilllovethisjob @NWMSNighthawks #iteachmath #quizDay #teacherproblems #donotstepawayfromthecopier pic.twitter.com/6nPyatrzUq
— Zoë in the classroom (@misszoesc) September 11, 2019
4. It really is all about how much you can insult them without anyone being able to prove it.
In the last few weeks one of my students has managed to. . .on the sly.. .call me lazy, crabby and "oh you look tired"
Me from 2 yrs ago woulda shank'd this 304.
But thank God for growth and my new level of "appropriate pettiness"
— Valencia Timberlake (@DivineSummers) September 11, 2019
3. Why is this sooooo true there are not enough layers.
Right?
#teacherproblems pic.twitter.com/1d1DRHHbO3
— WeAreTeachers (@WeAreTeachers) September 10, 2019
2. You have to know when to accept it and when to fight it. Pick your battles, etc.
ONE OF MY STUDENTS MADE ME INTO A MEME AND I AM DYING AND ALSO INCREDIBLY HONORED
— Hot Teacher
1. I love how teachers also feel obligated to explain what made that smear.
Note: chocolate and grading don’t mix
#FirstFullWeek #teacherlife #teacherproblems pic.twitter.com/SlICeRj8rV
— Jordan Lammmers (@JFK_Lammers) September 11, 2019
I don’t know; some of these are pretty darn funny!
What about you – do you believe in full moons and Friday the 13th, or is all of this purely coincidence? Let us know in the comments!
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