10 Times People Should Have Known Who They Were Talking To

There’s a great second-hand embarrassment/thrill that comes from watching someone speak very confidently with no idea how hard they’re about to be shut down because they don’t know who they’re talking to. The internet is full of these, though largely in screenshot form, since the embarrassing messages are usually deleted. But a few live on.

Enjoy these 10 examples of people who really should have just stopped talking.

10. “You have never read an issue”

Dana Schwartz is a writer, whose work includes multiple Marvel comics.

9. “How the hell would you know?!”

Stephen King…wrote The Stand.

8. “If I even play Playstation”

Shayna Moon is a video game producer, known for her work on God of War.

7. “What’s your source.”

Dr. Theresa Tam is…well, read to the bottom.

6. “Rethink my analysis”

Emma Ritch is a feminist writer and activist.

5. “I wonder what he’s up to these days”

Tony Hawk is, of course, the world’s most famous skateboarder.

4. “Told me not to bother them.”

C.B. Cebulski is Editor-in-Chief for Marvel Comics.

3. “Band wagon”

Benson Mayowa is an NFL defensive end, who at the time of this tweet was playing for the Dallas Cowboys.

2. “Not left wing”

Eric Umansky is a deputy managing editor of ProPublica.

1. “You’re very good at swimming you know”

Lizzie Simmonds is a British Olympic swimmer.

Remember, the next time you feel like shooting off at somebody on Twitter, maybe make sure you know who you’re talking to. You don’t want to end up on a list like this.

What was the biggest time you put your foot in your mouth talking to someone?

Let us know in the comments.

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Funny Times People Didn’t Realize Who They Were Talking To

Some people have their favorite story about the time they ran into a celebrity. But probably not many of them proudly tell the story of the time they ran their mouth off without realizing who they were talking to and got burned.

When it happens IRL, we have to rely on reports from those who experienced the interaction. When it happens online, the embarrassing message in question usually ends up getting deleted. But sometimes, out of either negligence or a simple acceptance of their fate, they’ll leave their infamy intact for all to see.

Enjoy this gallery of 10 times people had no idea who they were talking to.

12. “You a good skater?”

Tony Hawk is literally the most famous skate boarder in history.

11. “The title hasn’t been announced yet”

Dude apparently didn’t realize he was talking to the official Star Wars Twitter account.

10. “An old white male’s mansplanation.”

Ed Solomon wrote Men in Black (and a bunch of other movies).

9. “You’re pretty good”

Meredith Strömberg is a stand up comedian.

This is apparently the joke in question, btw:

8. “Get bent, Cleese.”

John Cleese is…well, everything he mentions here.

7. “hey cool shirt!”

Mark Hoppus is the bassist/co-lead vocalist for Blink 182.

6. “Here for the conference?”

David Chilton is a finance author.

5. “Stick to feminism”

Mona Eltahawy is a journalist and social commentator.

4. “I came across your music”

Annie Lennox is a 4-time Grammy winning artist.

I think I'm in with a chance ??!!!

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3. “Instantly becomes a political expert”

Tom Morello, in addition to being a member of Rage Against the Machine and Audioslave, also has a degree in Social Studies from Harvard.

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2. “Who’s lab are you in?”

Linda Columbus is a PhD in Biochemistry and Molecular Biology.

1. “Oh, thanks.”

Mara Wilson is the actress who played Matilda.

If you happen to run into someone famous or noteworthy, here’s hoping you get like, a nice picture out of it, instead of an embarrassing story.

What’s your big celebrity citing story? Did it go well for you?

Tell us in the comments.

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Off-Brand Fails That Tickled Our Funny Bone

The say that imitation is the best form of flattery, but some of these off-brand products flew a little too close to the sun.

Whether their names are inappropriate, misspelled, or just plain wrong, they’re bound to make you laugh.

13. I kind of want to buy this just for the kitsch.

I wonder how many people would notice.

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12. That is just one big ol’ hot mess.

It sounds like you’re getting way more than you’re paying for, too.

Image Credit: IGN

11. Is it just me or does this sound like some kind of fetish?

It’s probably just me.

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10. When you’re stuck at home, these are your sandwich cookie of choice.

The originals aren’t boring enough.

9. He’s not a sponge, he’s a sandwich.

He does still have a snail for a pet and loves jellyfishing though, I see.

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8. This guy sounds more like he could do your taxes than save the world.

Roberts and robots are definitely not the same thing.

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7. I honestly can’t stop staring at this.

I’m trying to decide which name is actually better.

Image Credit: HyVee

6. Would you really, though?

There’s only one way to find out.

Image Credit: HEB

5. This is legit terrifying.

Why does the genie’s face look like that?!

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4. I suppose it could.

But I mean, it’s probably not.

Breakfast with a side of contemplation… from crappyoffbrands

3. That’s quite the clever mashup.

Though the illustrations could use some work.

A Car’s Ripoff from crappyoffbrands

14. Is it a knockoff or just a translation issue?

We’ll probably never know, but that red balloon gives me the heebs either way.

I found a Japanese knockoff of the movie “IT” from mildlyinteresting

1. Grab some erasers – er, pencil toppers – and teach your kids some new vocab at the same time!

So posh, these ill-tempered birds. Probably Brits.

Watch out for the ill tempered birds!!! from crappyoffbrands

 

I don’t know about you, but I feel much better about myself now – and isn’t that what the internet is all about?

Which one of these made you laugh the most? Tell us in the comments!

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Strange Brands That Made Us Laugh Out Loud

I’m not saying these 17 images are going to fix your life or whatever, but they could make you laugh (and maybe even loosen that knot in your neck) for the next couple of minutes – so why not give them a scroll?

15. It just doesn’t have quite the same scary ring to it.

Perhaps he’s the disarmingly friendly brother.

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13. I mean what do they taste like, though?

I’m asking for like, scientific purposes.

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12. Did they spell it wrong or steal it?

It’s a little game I like to play.

i want to die from crappyoffbrands

11. What gets you nice and clean in the shower? Dave!

Shoutouts to all of the Daves out there who now have an excuse to horn in on their partners’ shower.

10. Because you can never have too much mint.

This is a fact. Look it up.

Thin Mints’ ugly cousin… from crappyoffbrands

9. The politically correct gaming system.

His gender was not guessed correctly at birth.

Gamechild? from crappyoffbrands

8. This is definitely not the game you thought you were getting.

Not saying it’s not fun, just that it’s unexpected.

I’ve found this in a German IKEA and was told to post this here from crappyoffbrands

7. Not sure who thought that was a good idea.

They’re totally a pervert, though.

I can’t decide which of these off-brand Oreo’s are worse. from crappyoffbrands

6. Who doesn’t want crusty teeth?

Besides everyone, I mean.

5. My heart just hurts for whoever bought this and didn’t realize.

Bless their hearts.

Found this in the store… from crappyoffbrands

4. There are just too many jokes to choose one.

And not a one of them is appropriate.

3. They straight ripped off the tagline, too.

Sort of. In a backward way.

I love these from crappyoffbrands

2. My 3yo would definitely be the star of this restaurant.

I prefer the pizza in the belly, myself.

1. We are all annoying indoor dweeb, now.

Where are my royalties, dammit?

Bazoongis from crappyoffbrands

 

I’m going to need to find more posts like these that remind me there are reasons to like, enjoy my day!

Which of these made you laugh the hardest? Tell us in the comments!

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People Share Hilarious Text Exchanges About Relationships

When you find that special person for you, you just know. That holds true even if the other person texts you random, too-much-information texts or they never, ever put a new roll of toilet paper on when they use the last of it.

But seriously, people are monsters and you never know in what way until you’re living together.

These 14 people might have found out too late, but hey – at least they’re hooked up with someone funny.

Oh, and if you love these, follow @weshouldbreakup on Instagram for more!

14. I mean you didn’t have to agree.

But she laughed so I suppose all is well.

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Honesty is key

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13. When it’s a match made in heaven.

That’s how you know it’s love.

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Always support your significant other

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12. Boom, don’t look back, either.

He used the wrong “you’re.”

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We *did* break up

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11. Sometimes you just need chocolate.

It doesn’t matter if it’s your favorite or it belonged to someone else, okay?

10. This is just not going to work out.

Truly, I’m sorry. I guess.

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Ugh THERE

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9. That’s how you get injured.

And no one has time to take care of you, I can tell you that.

8. Someone doesn’t seem to feel like celebrating.

You’d better still get her a gift though, just sayin.

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Happy Anniversary, Baby!!!

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7. All of it. None of it?

At least you’re getting a free dinner out of it.

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Dinner sounds like the WRONG time to discuss it

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6. I believe I have said this exact thing.

And my husband also laughed like I was making a joke.

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ABORT MISSION

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5. I hope they’re teasing or this is just sad.

Pizza for 1.

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Ice. Cold.

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4. That sounds like a country song.

Not a good one, though.

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We all want different things

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3. Ditch this man ASAP.

Or just continue talking all of the time until he ditches you.

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HOW ABOUT HULU AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

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2. This is terrible but I cannot stop laughing.

In the immortal words of David Puddy, “this is why you’re going to hell.”

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Win/Win

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1. Just wait for it every night for the rest of your life.

This woman knows how to make someone sweat and I am here for it.

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This isn't an ad for Reese's but it totally should be

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I can’t decide which of these is my favorite, can you?

Tell me what your favorite text exchange has been with your significant other, too, because I want more.

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This Instagram Account Show the Very Worst in Interior Design

I’m just some random guy – not much of an interior decorator. It’s simply not a skill set I’ve got, plus I’ve never had much of a budget to work with. But when things in that realm get bad enough, even I can tell.

Instagram user Dina Holland runs an account called “pleasehatethesethings” under the handle @honeyandfitz. Over a quarter million people follow to see her hundreds of posts on “absurd, ugly & just plain stupid things in home design.” It’s truly a masterpiece you can get lost in for hours, but here are 15 of my favorite examples.

15. Monkey business

I feel like an Indiana Jones villain is going to pop out and kill me if I get in this tub.

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Calgon, take me far far away from here.

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14. Taxi-derpy

Ah yes, no kitchen is complete without an undead Bobcat watching over my mac & cheese.

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Cute kitchen Carol but we all know you killed him.

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13. Take the red pill

I just found out my eyes can scream, so that’s fun.

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I stubbed my toe just looking at this.

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12. The double deuce

There is such a thing as too much intimacy.

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No one is this in love.

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11. Too bad, toe bed

Are those like, decoy feet for the monsters?

10. Going down

No thanks, I’ll just hold it for the rest of my life.

9. Mild tub

For the couples that want very little to do with each other.

8. Black & yellow, black & yellow

There’s gold in them thar everything.

7. Throwing shade

Yanno, my office could use a dash of sexual nightmare, come to think of it.

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What about psychotherapy? Is psychotherapy included?

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6. Just need to vent

I’m not even mad about this one, I find it weirdly adorable.

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Custom AF.

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5. Wipe ’em out

There are at least three things wrong with this picture.

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Had more than one in the chamber I guess?

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4. Loud and proud

I mean look, you do you, but…no thank you.

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Takes 1 decorative painting class at Michaels.

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3. Notch in the bedpost

This is 100% in a cult compound somewhere.

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You better deliver.

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2. A sinking feeling

It’s good to have a creative outlet.

1.Waterbed

The second most intimidating meaning of “sleeping with the fishes.”

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First of all. No.

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I still don’t feel like I know a lot more about what to do with interior design, but maybe I know a little bit more about what not to do? That’s gotta be worth something, right?

What’s the worst design choice you’ve ever seen?

Share it with us in the comments.

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Karen Memes You Should Show to Your Manager

Nobody is going to naming their kid Karen for at least a generation or so. It’s a meme now. A meme representing entitlement and middle-aged silliness. Honestly, I do feel bad for perfectly nice people named Karen. On the other hand, these memes are really funny.

So go grab a manager and enjoy these Karen memes while you brainstorm any other name for your next child.

15. Even doggos are getting in on the action

14. IT’S NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME

13. You should have gone for the head

12. That smile, that damned smile

11. We can build this future

10. Is that…physically possible?

9. Super hot fire

8. A Karrier

7. It’s pronounced Achei38c9

6. She’s gone too far this time

5. The end is near

4. It’s the little things

3. Embrace it

2. Self-own

1. Get ready to level up

If your name is Karen and you’re reading this, I hope you don’t take it personally. Because there’s no department you can complain to.

No, but seriously… to all of those people who are named Karen? Do you find this stuff funny or horrible? Or… to ask another way… what’s your favorite Karen meme?

Let us know in the comments.

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People Who Definitely Didn’t Get What They Ordered Online

Well, this should be interesting…

Online shopping has never been more popular or more important. The brick-and-mortar retail stores I grew up with are slowly disappearing, and I’m not complaining about it, because honestly, shopping in my underwear without being arrested is great.

But there is one major disadvantage to not being in the physical place; you can’t see and hold the thing you’re buying in person. You can look at pictures representing what you’re ostensibly ordering, but you can’t check it out to be sure until you’ve already paid your money and it shows up on your doorstep. Usually the result is mild inconvenience, but sometimes its hilarity, like these great examples of online shopping expectation vs. reality.

12. The reality stones

Said it came with ten large stones. from ExpectationVsReality

11. Faux Faux Fox

They better give me a refund from ExpectationVsReality

10. More scruff than fluff

I’ve brushed its fur for 10 minutes from ExpectationVsReality

9. At least you tried

Expectation vs. Reality after a 6-month backorder from West Elm. from ExpectationVsReality

8. Alice in diner-server land

Children’s party entertainer (Alice in Wonderland) from ExpectationVsReality

7. Congratulations?

I just won this clock from ExpectationVsReality

6. Mirror, mirror, on the key chain…

Wow. The wall will be nice ? from ExpectationVsReality

5. If at first you don’t success, cardigan

It’s.. not even a cardigan ?? from ExpectationVsReality

4. Deady bear

It didn’t come with nearly enough thread, but this is possibly entirely my fault. from ExpectationVsReality

3. Feeds a family of -1

Bread for scale from ExpectationVsReality

2. Is this a magic trick?

Tricked by the packaging of my moisturizing cream from assholedesign

1. Plastic is a synonym for rugged, right?

Colleague bought a Harley and wanted some boots. He was impressed with the $39 price tag online. Not so much when they arrived. from ExpectationVsReality

So just remember the golden rule of online shopping: before you click buy, check the return policy.

Have you ever run into a situation like this?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Strange Photos That Demand an Explanation

It seems like almost all of the time, our brains are processing the same kinds of information over and over. It’s just a passive thing, with data going in and out unnoticed. Then every once in a while you see something that makes you stop, and think “Wait, what?”

Then you spend the next couple of minutes, or days, or YEARS, trying to work out what exactly you just saw. If you don’t like those kinds of moments, turn back now, because this page is full of them.

Come, my friends, and be a sleuth with me and help me solve these perplexing cases. Because either these pictures prove that humans are geniuses… or complete morons.

10. It almost sounds like a comedy!

9. The Case of the Double Bike

8. The Mystery of Too Much Truck

7. The Ladder Capper

6. The Mystery of the Confused Ashtray

5. The Terror of the Lobster Mold

4. The Stall-Standoff

3. The Mysterious Miss Mable

2. The Peephole People

1. The Case of the Car that Was Too Tired

I may not be a big city detective, but I’m going to be looking into some of these for a while, because truth be told I have very little to do today.

You got any theories on any of these cases?

Tell us in the comments.

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Weird Signs That Will Make You Do a Double Take

When I first moved to a city, one of the unexpected challenges was reading the parking signs. It wasn’t that they were too small, or dirty, or that my vision was bad, they were just inscrutably complicated and at first glance seemed designed to ensure that I’d always be parked illegally. These days I’m a pro at deciphering those bad boys, but I still come across weird signs and symbols all over the place.

This collection features some great examples of the kinds of things that would make you do a double or triple-take as you’re making your way through the world.

15. Time is relative

14. Well, I’d hope so

13. Math is hard

12. “Hey honey, I incorporated how much I hate you into my truck logo”

11. Check yourself before you wreck yourself

10. Yes, I’ll have a Big

9. How do you make donuts sound unappealing?

8. Wait, what’s traf?

7. Perfect with wieners

6. I didn’t know we were doing this in groups now

5. If that’s just an empty freezer, I’m on board

4. “I don’t know, just make it brown so they don’t read it.”

3. No judgement whatsoever

2. I’m sorry, what?

1. Graphic design is my passion

I feel like one or two of those might be Photoshopped, but, truth is stranger than fiction, so, who knows.

What’s the strangest sign you’ve ever seen?

Tell us the tale in the comments below.

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