This Guy’s Wife Was Furious After He Let Their Kid Name His Stuffed Animal “Tig Bitties”

If you’re married or in a relationship with a male, you’re likely aware that they’re overgrown children and still find jokes that have to do with the female body and bodily functions hilarious.

My own grandmother stopped me from naming a Cabbage Patch doll “Beth Mindy” because her initials would have been BM. I had no idea what that meant, but took her advice and christened the doll “Mindy Beth” instead. I think it had a nice ring to it. But I digress.

The original poster (OP) in this case says there’s no harm, no foul, in suggesting his son give his stuffed tiger “Tig” the surname (middle name) of “Bitties.”

AITA for suggesting my 7yo name his new stuffed tiger "Tig Bitties"? from AmItheAsshole

His wife, though, thinks it’s terrible and could cause trouble down the road, should the tiger become a beloved toy that leaves their house for sleepovers and the like.

While most people feel like the guy is NTA (not the a**hole) or that there are NAH (no a**holes here), a few take issue with his immaturity.

And some… well, they’re completely on his side.

Because that’s how this world works.

And this complicated response…

But seriously guys… why is this funny? I mean… come on.

He should probably think things through a bit better, say those who claim he’s TA (the a**hole) in this scenario.

As a married woman with two little boys, I expect my own sense of humor when it comes to things like this will have to find a way to grow – or at least tolerate – jokes that aren’t at all funny. And this woman is going to have to do the same, because it’s too late to turn back now – Tig Bitties is here to stay.

So… idea… how about she suggest the name Call Smock for her son’s next stuff animal?

Because, ya know…

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10 Memes About People Who Are Struggling With ‘Adulting’

Hello! How are you doing today?

Honestly, it doesn’t really matter. And it’s probably better if you’re not doing that great, because these memes will make you laugh. And if you laugh, you’ll feel better.

Is it a bad thing that we hope you’re not having the best day? Is that mean of us?

1. It. Never. Stops.

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2. Well, that’s enough for today!

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3. Gotta get small. In a ball. In my bed. Dead.

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4. Those fucking group chats tho…

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5. Anxiety likes to get me anxious about anxiety

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6. Night!

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7. Well, that’s one way to find out!

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8. Oh… this made me snort!

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9. Huh? Come again? What’s that? Nothing to see here…

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10. That just means I’m into comfort. That’s all. Nothing more.

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So fam… what did you think? We want to hear your opinion.

Let us know about the best memes in the comments! Don’t let us down!

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11 Tweets from Women That You Might Find Hilarious

We need some funny, NOW.

Work sucks. Life sucks. The world is going to hell.

What else do you have in your life right now except a little bit of funny? Is that too much to ask?

No, of course not! And leave up to the ladies to deliver time and time and time again!

11 of the funniest tweets coming at ya!

1. That political horse race… neigh?

2. Who doesn’t see texts? I mean, come on…

3. I hate 2019. Really, really a lot.

4. That skin cream game is real, fam!

5. Oh the fun we’ve had!

6. I’ve got the same list for my dad! Weird!

7. “I’d like to not sleep with you any longer, unless you’re okay with me sleeping with everybody. Your choice.”

8. True dat. Those nieces and nephews getting WAY too much attention…

9. OMFG… those receipts are the stuff of legend!

10. Yes. Yes I am. You nailed it.

11. I’ve tried this and it works PERFECTLY

That was fun! Which one did you like the best? Let us know in the comments!

And while you’re here, why not trying out some other posts? It’ll only take a few minutes, and you’ll laugh your ass off.

Guaranteed or your time back!

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13 Knockoff Products That Are Wrong in a Hilarious Way

Once in a while, knockoffs look alarmingly real, and people pay pretty decent money for them.

Other times, yeah… you go into the dollar store and see something insanely off.

Because wow. Just wow.

1. You know what’s not left? This game’s credibility…

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2. This… this is amazing. So many thoughts right now…

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3. Let’s all go to Msaeachubaets!

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4. “Franstromers! More than eats your face!”

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5. Ratashitface

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6. Godzilla, you’ve got some fucking competition now!

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7. Detotooossssssssss!

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8. I can’t remember if I’ve ever had butter…

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9. Michael Jordan never looked weirder…

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10. I have so many emotions about this right now…

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11. NO! The teeth!!! No no no! NOOOOO!

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12. Sandwichbob Square Butt? What the what wut wot???

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13. I’ve got nothing left…

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I mean, are these people lazy or just stupid? Possible both?

Let us know your fave knockoff in the comments. Because we love you and we want to see you make others happy.

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10+ “Hot” People Talk About the Problems with Being Too Attractive

I’ve heard that the more attractive you are, the easier life is supposed to be, right?

At least that’s the assumption most people have about those whose looks are above the average population’s.

These 11 individuals talk about the problems they face being someone who is considered to be good looking.

As these confessions show, it’s not always easy…

1. Yeah, you ever think of THAT?!

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2. Beauty + brains… bruh!

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3. Ugh, that can’t feel good…

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4. A common refrain…

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5. Yeah guys… wise up!

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6. Haha… that last line!

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7. Sometimes, the hottest ones are the most approachable…

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8. Prove this, motherfuckers!

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9. Yeah, boo fucking hoo…

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10. That’s gotta be tricky…

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11. Good luck!

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Hotties, got a problem with being TOO hot? Let us know your story in the comments!

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10 Teens Who Caught Their Bffs in Really Bad Lies

There are people you should never lie to, most notably your best friend.

But what happens when the tables are turned and you discover that your best friends are lying to you?

The following confessions come from teenagers who caught their besties in RIDICULOUS lies…

1. How were you going to get away with this?!?

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2. Well, not mad at this smart ass bitch…

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3. So fucked up. Jeezus…

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4. OMFG!!!

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5. Horrible!

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6. NEVER lie about mental illness.

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7. If you do this, you’re a COMPLETE piece of shit.

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8. Not mad at this bestie either…

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9. Not your bestie then…

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10. Wow. That’s cold.

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Have a story where your BFF turned out not to be? Share in the comments!

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Guys Open up About the Women’s Habits They Can’t Stand

Women are the cleaner gender, right?

Well, if we’re being honest, both genders can act pretty disgusting at times. And these guys aren’t afraid to reveal the things women do that gross them out the most.

1. Well, this is dumb AF…

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2. I wonder how many guys do this… oh most of them? Got it!

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3. Yeah, being natural is TOTALLY gross. Get a life bruh…

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4. Plot twist!

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5. Oh, your deal is about to be broken forever, my boy…

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6. Really? REALLY?!?

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7. Okay, sometimes leggings can be a problem…

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8. AGREED!

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9. Haha, you feeling a lot of elbows out there??

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10. I mean… not entirely wrong…

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11. Yeah, doesn’t it just make it worse?

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Girls, how many of these are you most guilty of?

And guys, do you agree or disagree with these?

Let us know in the comments!

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This Mom Thinks People with No Kids Shouldn’t Be Welcome at Disney Parks

We all know the lines are long and there are too many people at Disney on any given day, but why should the single people be the ones to stay away? Who says Disney is only for kids?

This lady, I guess, but from the sound of most of the responses, not a whole lot of others.

She says:

It pisses me off TO NO END!!!!!!

When I see CHILDLESS COUPLES WITHOUT AT DISNEY WORLD!!!!! DW is a FAMILY amusement park!!!! Yet these IMMATURE millennials THROW AWAY THEIR MONEY ON USELESS CRAP!!!!

They have NO idea the JOY and HAPPINESS it is to MOTHERS WHO BUYS THEIR BABIES TREATS AND TOYS!!!! THEY WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE THE EXHAUSTION THAT IT IS TO CHASE A 3 YEAR OLD AROUND AND GETTING STARES AT ASSUMING IM A BAD MOTHER!!!! This c*nt in some very SLUTTY shorts was buying a Mickey pretzel and Aiden wanted one but the line was very long so I said later and it broke his poor little heart and he cried I WANTED TO TAKE THAT FUCKING PRETZEL FROM THAT TRAMP LIKE THANKS BITCH YOU MADE MY SON CRY!!! DW is for CHILDREN!!!!

People without CHILDREN need to be BANNED!!!! Mothers with children should be allowed to skip ALL THE LINE!!!! YOU HAVE NO F*CKING IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE TO HAVE TO STAND IN LINE FOR 3 HOURS WITH A CRANKY TIRED EXHAUSTED TODDLER!!!!! AND I CANT JUST TELL HIM THAT WE CANT DO SOMETHING BECAUSE ITS HIS VACATIN TOO!!!!

I f*cking hate childless women with a BURNING PASSION!!!!

Well… that happened.

As someone whose parents never took her to Disney, and who visited for the first time as a college student, I join in giving her the collective finger.

Along with all of these fine people:

Because, honestly, she’s an embarrassment.

Or maybe some xanax?

Or maybe she’s drunk?

Here’s the bottom line…

Do what you do, go where you like, and love what you love.

Full stop.

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16 Awful People Talk About Serving Vegans Meat and They’re Not Sorry

I’m TOTALLY against pretty much everything that these people are admitting to in these secrets. Because, yes, vegans and vegetarians can be a bit pretentious when it comes to their lifestyle choice. But they trying to LITERALLY not eat another animal’s flesh. Or byproducts of that animal. That’s a good thing.

Still, meat eaters (especially these assholes) have had enough and are taking matters into their own hands by serving meat in their dishes.

Get ready to meet some horrible people!

1. Yeah, how dare he…

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2. She hasn’t noticed but she knows? Whaaa….

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3. How does that work?!

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4. Yeah, you’re dumb for wanting to be health and not kill things to eat them!

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5. Well, this is gonna happen sometime…

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6. Yeah, this will last…

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7. So… why? Do you not like her?

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8. You daredevil!

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9. Haha lol… fart…

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10. Starting to feel guilty? Hmmm…

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11. I mean, butter isn’t that bad, but meat? Come on…

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12. Well, ketchup covered pasta is pretty much a crime against food, so…

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13. Isn’t it harder to cook meat than put together a bunch of veggies?

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14. Yes… never be rude to assholes. You never know what’s going to happen…

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15. Okay, not mad at this…

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16. Oh, grow up!

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Have a story about being an awful human being and tricking people into eating ACTUAL flesh when they don’t want to?

Well, share those stories in the comments! 😀

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10+ Times People Took Their Significant Other to Court

With all of the emotions involved in breakups, people’s feelings get hurt and sometimes they want to retaliate, and that’s when things can get ugly when a couple is in the middle of separating.

These 12 individuals had to go so far as to sue their ex and take them to court for the things that they did.

Find out what went down in these shocking confessions.

1. So tough to read…

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2. That’s a tough one…

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3. What lawyers do…

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4. GTFO of there!

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5. Oh snap. Double damn!

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6. Boom indeed!

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7. Hey, it happens!

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8. Glad he got arrested!

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9. Why do people do this to each other?!

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10. Puppy probs…

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11. And that happened!

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12. Haha, what?!

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Do you have a crazy ex story you want to share?

Let us know in the comments!

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