These Disney Cake Fails Are Pretty Depressing

These cakes are so sad, you might burst out into tears. Especially when you consider that they were most likely made for unfortunate kids who had their entire parties (and potentially their lives) ruined by these cake fails.

See for yourself…you’ve been warned.

1. Blew up in outer space.

Disney Cake! 😆 from funny

2. Neither do we…

I don’t even recognize Belle! from cakefails

3. Yowza.

This princess cake (x-post from r/mildlypenis) from CrappyDesign

4. Didn’t quite hit the mark.

We ordered s fondant Rapunzel cake topper. Needless to say we had a very good laugh at peasant Rapunzel from funny

5. Poor Chewy…

The cake that was ordered, the cake that arrived star wars edition from funny

6. The Lion King is cursed.

Cursed Lion King cake from CrappyDesign

7. Not exactly “accurate”, is it?

Horrible cake from a hometown bakery pt. II from CrappyDesign

8. A strong jawline.

This Cake from CrappyDesign

9. A nice effort.

So, I asked for a Cinderella for my sisters birthday cake…and this is what I got. from funny

10. OMG.

Cindroola from CrappyDesign

11. Don’t look directly at it.

Just put it here. from funny

12. What did you do to Minnie?!?!

Minnie Mouse Cake…Fail from disney

13. What is happening here?

My friend snapchatted this to me from shittyfoodporn

I’ll never look at Mickey or any other Disney character the same way ever again…Sad!

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15 Funny Thanksgiving Fails for You to Try to Avoid This Year

Thanksgiving is almost here. It’s a day to reflect, enjoy time with family…and sometimes to FAIL.

But it’s okay! Your relatives probably know what they’re getting into, right?

Let’s enjoy these Thanksgiving fails…and give a little thanks that they didn’t happen to us.

1. Gee, thanks a lot.

Last year my brother had to work on Thanksgiving. He asked me to save him a little bit of everything from funny

2. That looks a little…off…

Cut a lemon in half and place it under turkey skin to lighten the mood this Thanksgiving from funny

3. Nice leather jacket!

4. That kid is OVER IT.

Thanksgiving dinner. from funny

5. Might not cook evenly…

6. Seems a little steep.

Thanksgiving is cancelled. from funny

7. Yikes. No thanks.

A beautiful cake for Thanksgiving from funny

8. Get the fire extinguisher.

9. Left it in a little too long.

10. Cornbread FAIL.

11. This is awful.

12. Went ahead and burned the book.

My wife tried cooking Thanksgiving dinner for us and actually burned the cook book. from funny

13. Oh…no no no.

Thanksgiving fail from funny

How are you celebrating Thanksgiving this year?

Do you anticipate any major fails? Tell us about all of it in the comments!

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These People Definitely Didn’t Spell Those Words Correctly

Spelling can be hard, but in an age where Google and spellcheck are easily accessible pretty much all the time, making errors is less forgivable than ever.

That said, these 14 people didn’t use those things, because they were pretty sure they knew how to spell the thing.

Spoiler alert: they did not.

14. This is just startling, lol.

13. I’m sure somebody somewhere actually has cloister phobia.

12. It it will help me focus, I’ll pay more than $95.

11. Is that a vegan option?

10. Is that your favorite letter?

9. Do you think he knows something we don’t?

8. Sometimes you just have to own up to it.

7. Uhhhhhh I don’t think that’s a selling point.

6. I think you’re going to have to be more direct.

5. Straight up painful to read.

4. Does it look like Bob? Did it belong to Bob? I have questions.

3. No Reddit posts between friends.

2. When your friends are too nice to make fun of you.

1. Accidental perfection is still perfection.

Some of these are just downright hilarious, but mostly because they didn’t happen to me.

Did you have a moment like this when you were totally confident in your spelling but you were totally wrong? We’d love to hear your embarrassing story in the comments!

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Gen X’ers Will Appreciate These Memes More Than Napster

ALL of the talk right now is about boomers and millennials because they’re fighting. Which is fine. You all do your thing and we’ll just sticking around, minding our own business, making fat stacks and reading memes.

I mean… remember when music and movies were free on the internet because we were LITERALLY stealing them? And we thought that would keep going?

Yeah, you remember… and these memes will bring all those good times flooding back.

1. Wait… WUT?!

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2. Them were them dayz

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3. And were they even taken out of class??

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4. Good lord…

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5. Sleeves = Class

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6. It’s on!

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7. That Atari life!

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8. OMFG!

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9. Oh yes.

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10. Oh… am I interrupting the class with my FRIES?!?!

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11. You’ll never know…

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How much did you relate to these memes? If you said, “A LOT!” then you are definitely Generation X. Like, full on Gen Xer.

Got any awesome memes you want to share with us? Leave them in the comments!

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15 People Who Are Having Really Bad Days

You’ve had days like this: things just don’t go your way and it all seems to add up until you want to EXPLODE.

And that’s what is definitely happening to these folks…

Just remember…it could be worse. Much worse.

1. A little warm outside.

It was a hot day in Tallahassee from Wellthatsucks

2. Such a classy move.

This is the one thing I am most worried about before getting on a plane from mildlyinfuriating

3. Drink up!

my morning coffee had extra aroma today from Wellthatsucks

4. Not a good look.

Parking a car for days illegally under a tree full of egrets and herons.. from Whatcouldgowrong

5. That really sucks.

A friend on IG posted this to their story yesterday. from Wellthatsucks

6. I’d like the backstory on this one.

If you park your car in a non-parking zone at the supermarket from Whatcouldgowrong

7. Smooth move.

Amazon decided to ship my dumbbell and toothpaste in the same box. from mildlyinfuriating

8. That is amazing.

9. Terrible idea.

Regretting his life choices. from Wellthatsucks

10. Not going anywhere today.

Yep that’s snow from pics

11. Doh!

How to lose at life from funny

12. One in a million.

Threw my swatter at a fly. Dont ask questions because I dont have answers from mildlyinfuriating

13. That’s very unlucky.

The “window seat” I paid extra to book ahead of time on my 13 hour flight from extremelyinfuriating

14. Time to get take-out.

The handle of my serving spoon snapped, turns out the handle was full of sand and it ruined my delicious turkey stuffing leftovers. from mildlyinfuriating

15. Need a replacement paycheck.

WCGW if you open your envelope out of excitement. from Whatcouldgowrong

Keep these people in your thoughts, okay?

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15 Times People Got Called out Online in a Big Way

People really need to think before they post on social media. Take a moment to figure out the implications. And consider how people online will try to prove you wrong or make you look stupid…because that’s basically a way of life these days.

These 15 people definitely did not think about the repercussions before they went on the record with these posts…

Get it together, ladies and gents!

1. What a lovely hike.

2. What’s that in the background?

To misrepresent a sofa from therewasanattempt

3. Clearly an elite athlete.

Easy dude from quityourbullshit

4. Really threw the dog under the bus here…

Amount of prep some people put into these amazes me from quityourbullshit

5. A brutal burn.

It’s true, I was the box of tampons from thatHappened

6. Wait a second…

No coming back from this one. from quityourbullshit

7. Have you been to the Guggenheim lately?

Guy on FB says he almost bought a $65,000 painting at an estate sale for $75. from quityourbullshit

8. I really miss grandma…

9. Mr. Bow Wow…why?

10. Try to keep track here.

Redditor claims to be Puerto Rican, gets called out, then forgets to switch accounts before claiming to be (different) multiracial user defending first post. from quityourbullshit

11. Psssshhhhttttt.

“Easily calculate the amount of valence electrons in a nucleus.” from iamverysmart

12. A lot going on here.

The fact that 1 and 2 are exact opposites made this better from OopsDidntMeanTo

13. A new kind of currency.

To Math. from therewasanattempt

14. My name is “Latino Selfie.”

no, er, that’s my name from quityourbullshit

15. An amateur mistake.

Called out sick on the 4th, forgetting who he added as his friend… Let’s just say he was caught red-handed from cringepics

These poor souls…they never knew what him them.

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14 Crazy Things That Happened When People Got Blackout Drunk

A lot of us know what it’s like to have a drink or two and start to get slurry, but how many of you have reached that stage where your memory just shuts off?

Because if you have, you remember it. Well, sort of. See, you remember NOT remembering. Because that’s a VERY strange feeling. You could have been walking around, talking, being silly, and your memory just shut off.

That’s what happened to these 14 people and they, thankfully, lived to tell the tales!

1. Jeezus…

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2. Almost Whitney Houston’d it…

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3. Well, you’re quite the asshole…

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4. Hahahaha… oh boy…

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5. Yes, sometimes it gets messy AF!

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6. That’s bound to happen…

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7. Well, that’s a win!

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8. How do you know he’s not…?

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9. At least you’re a happy drunk!

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10. Well, sounds like you spent some more time in South America…

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11. Haha, well, you weren’t wrong!

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13. Yeah, I’d worry too!

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13. Well… that’s one way to do it!

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14. And there ya have it! Our winner!

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Do you “remember” a particularly bad blackout situation? Care to share? We totally understand if you don’t, but it is nice to get these things off of our chests.

Share what you can in the comments!

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13 People Share ‘Friends with Benefits’ Stories That Went Wrong

Yes, it can be physically satisfying, but emotions tend to get in the way. Because sex is complicated!

Here are 13 stories of people who tried the FWB setup… and yeaaaahhhhhh….

1. Probably.

Photo Credit: Whisper

2. Maybe he’s trying to convince himself?

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3. Better luck next time!

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4. Yeah, that’s not cool.

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5. Oh, calm the fuck down already.

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6. Yeah, that’s gonna happen. Did you see that movie?!

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7. Oh no… how horrible for you…

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8. Yeah, that is a bit much.

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9. Ruined? You sure about that?

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10. No, you good.

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11. Hmmm, not the outcome one would expect, but if it works, it works!

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12. Hates is probably a strong word, yeah?

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13. Honesty is the best policy.

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If I’m being completely, brutally honest… I have no sympathy for any of those people.

When you agree to these kind of situations, you have to be ready for the fallout. Otherwise, stay away from the genitals!

What do you think? Let us know in the comments!

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Thank Your Lucky Stars That These Fails Happened to Other People

I feel kinda sorry for these people…I really do. They’re going along, doing their best, and then WHAM, they end up having epic fails out of nowhere.

Let’s review these fails together and sympathize with these folks…before we laugh hysterically.

1. That’s really not good.

2. How romantic…

3. Even Hollywood stars blow it sometimes.

4. Not pleased with that one.

5. A successful mission.

6. That didn’t end well.

7. This guy is clearly a pro.

8. I’m glad someone finally did this in real life.

9. Classin’ it up!

10. I’m sorry, Mother.

11. Time to get rid of Hinge.

12. My heart doesn’t work that way.

I hate to do this, but I’m gonna need you to share your epic fail stories and photos in the comments, mmmmkay?

Thank you for your cooperation.

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12 People Share the Conspiracy Theories That They Believe

Do you believe in conspiracy theories?

Somebody on Reddit asked the questions: “What conspiracy theory do you believe to be true? What evidence led you to this conclusion?”

And boy did the people deliver!

Enjoy these 13 VERY questionable conspiracy theories… and please don’t believe everything you read. Okay?

1. The real conspiracy…

I’m starting to think that the really stupid conspiracy theories (vaccines causing autism, flat earth, lizard people, etc.) are intentionally spread by propaganda groups and troll farms.

They don’t care what stupid shit you believe, but they are very interested to know that you’re a gullible mark who will believe anything with no evidence, and won’t do research with authorities on the matter to find the truth.

If you want to spread misinformation, look for the people who do it as a hobby.

2. Oh snap….

The 10 year challenge all over social media is actually a way to record and gather more facial recognition data

11. The strange killing of John Lang.

The Fresno Police killed John Lang.

It’s been a while since I’ve read the story, so forgive me if I get something wrong. John Lang was a journalist who was very critical of the FPD. He wrote an article about how the police went into poor parts of the city and pulled cars over that parked in free parking lots or something like that. Eventually, he started noticing people watching his house, “FBI style.”

One night he asked on Facebook if he could stay in someone’s home for the night, as he knew the police were going to kill him that night. After no one let him, his house caught on fire.

3. F is for Fake

I’ve always speculated that a lot of priceless artwork and historical documents are actually replicas or copies.

Obviously a painting by a world-famous artist using a very specific technique would be very hard to fake, and I don’t think that every art scholar in the world is paid off in some grand conspiracy.

Rather, I just think that either the national treasures never left their vaults or that some national treasures actually were lost to history but they were copied.

4. The OJ theory…

O.J. Simpson didn’t do it, it was Jason Simpson.

Nicole Brown was nearly decapitated and Ron Goldman was stabbed 20+ times and had numerous defensive wounds. The prosecution claimed the injuries were consistent with two knives being used and produced a stiletto knife -good for stabbing but not cutting- and a Swiss Army knife -not really good for hurting anyone other than yourself. O.J. had only a small cut on his hand with no other evidence of having been in a fight. The only blood found in his home were a few drops of his own blood which were contaminated with a preservative used in blood draws.

Jason did it: Means: Jason was employed as a sous-chef and had his own knife set, and also owned a double-edged combat knife.

Motive: Jason was cooking alone at his restaurant that night and had specifically invited Nicole to come see him cook. She stood him up and went to Mezzaluna where Ron Goldman worked. Jason was known to be bothered by Nicole seeing men other than his father.

Opportunity: Jason’s timecard that night was handwritten for a time much later than when the restaurant shut down. His alibi changed multiple times, but the last time anyone can definitely account for him is around 9:30 that night.

The kicker? The day after the murders, O.J. retained one of L.A.’s top criminal defense attorneys for Jason and did not hire his own defense attorney until several days later.

5. The Unabomber was made by the government?!

When Ted Kaczynski (the unabomber) was at Harvard, he participated in a brutal psychological experiment led by professor Henry Murray. The experiment lasted for three years and by many accounts they seemed to have an extreme impact on Kaczynski’s psyche. I think this experiment was part of the CIA’s MKUltra project and destabilized Kaczynski enough to where he eventually went on his reign of terror of sending bombed packages around the country.

During the MKUltra project, the CIA collaborated with university professors on these mind-control experiments but a lot of the documentation was destroyed when people started to look into it.

TL;DR: The unabomber participated in an experiment that was a part of the MKULtra project that eventually led to him becoming a mass-murderer.

6. They’re listening….

All my devices listen in on me.

The other day I was arguing with my Dad about some chicken I thought had gone off (it was frozen for about a month so we weren’t too sure but my Dad was insistent that it was still edible).

Dad decided to ask Google, and low and behold the related searches even from the first letter were: “Is chicken edible after being frozen for a month” and “How long can you freeze chicken before it goes off”.

Also, my Mum and I use this tactic where if we need to ring up a company about something and it puts us in a queue, we swear at it. It then puts you on a priority list and you don’t have to wait as long.

Kinda sketchy on the company’s behalf.

7. What goes on up there?

I believe there is a ridiculous amount of pedophilia among the upper echelons of society.

Whether it is uncovered in the Catholic Church, British parliament, Hollywood, Washington DC, Saudi Arabia, the mainstream media doesn’t seem interested in shining a light on the networks and procurers who allow this practice to thrive.

Remember when Sacha Baron Cohen inadvertently uncovered an underage sex service in las vegas? Imagine the demand required for this heinous practice to exist. Offered by the concierge no less.

Who is the mystery party requesting secrecy in Jeff Epstein’s sex trafficking suit?

Why was Johnny Rotten banned from the BBC for attempting to expose Jimmy Savile for sickening crimes against children?

These types of stories are far too common, and they do not receive the attention they deserve.

8. Flight 370

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 wasn’t an accident.

There were definitely external forces that catalyzed its disappearance.

The flight path was diverted many times and there was a lot of shady stuff about some of the passengers and the pilot of Flight 370.

We may never know unless the plane is found.

9. The never-ending war…

That the USA deliberately gets into an armed conflict every decade or so for the purpose of ensuring that at any given time, they always have a critical mass of soldiers with actual combat experience.

They get in a lot of conflicts, and it seems highly probable that the leadership of a country that spends so much on national defense would highly value the institutional knowledge that comes from that kind of continuity of practical experience, even if it comes at a high human cost.

10. Michael?!?

Sony killed Michael Jackson.

He owned the rights to the Beatles discography.

After he died, Sony had remastered versions of every Beatles album available days after MJ’s estate sold the rights to Sony.

There’s no way they could have remastered the albums and published the CDs in that short amount of time.

11. The art market…

I believe that modern/minimalistic art exists solely for money laundering. It’s just a way for rich people to move money around. There’s a reason why paintings of plain geometric shapes sell for millions of dollars, and it’s not because the buyers are really into shapes.

It’s actually more of a loophole than a conspiracy. All countries, and most cities have “free port” zones. Free ports are areas, usually near a port where goods can be stored duty free because they are ultimately bound for another country.

HOWEVER, these “free ports” can also be used to store art. Art with incredible value, crated away never to been seen again. These free ports become untaxable, untraceable banks for the ultra wealthy.

This is a real thing.

I wanna be an oligarch, i hate having to play by the rules

12. And finally… this insane one about the Titanic

The Titanic/Olympic conspiracy.

It has credibility because there is photographic evidence. It’s really one of the only conspiracy theories I put much belief in.

The sister ships (and their third counterpart, the Britannic) were owned by White Star Line. The Olympic was put into service in June, 1911. She collided with another ship, the HMS Hawke, in September of 1911 and both ships were badly damaged. The accident was a financial disaster for White Star Line, as they were found to be liable for the accident and had to pay for the damages to both ships and legal fees for court cases associated with the accident. Repairs on the Olympic took nearly two months and parts intended for the Titanic, which was still being built during this time, had to be given to the Olympic instead. Only a few weeks after being returned to service, the Olympic suffered another minor incident where one of the propellers broke off and pieces intended for the Titanic were once again cannibalized.

At this point, the Olympic was looking like more and more of a money-drain for the White Star Line, though its achievement in not actually sinking despite a major accident that should have sunk it cemented the Olympic-class liner’s reputation as “unsinkable”, but I’ll get back to that in a moment.

The Titanic was finally finished and ready to leave port on her maiden voyage on April 10, 1912, having been delayed while new parts were made and delivered to replace the ones needed for the Olympic, and from there we all know the story. She went first to France, and then to Ireland, and then began her trek across the Atlantic to New York, during which she struck an iceberg and after nearly two hours, sank, taking 1,500 souls with her to a cold, watery grave that would not be seen again by human eyes for nearly a hundred years.

The Olympic went on to have a 24-year career as a successful ocean liner. She served during World War 1 where she earned the nickname Old Reliable for her impenetrable hull, and then in 1919 she was re-outfitted to be a civilian passenger ship and served as an ocean liner until 1935, when she was retired from the fleet. Her ownership changed hands several times and she was eventually dismantled and sold for scrap metal.

But what if it wasn’t the Titanic that sank? What if it was actually the Olympic? What if it was a ploy to remove a faulty ship that was costing them more money than she was bringing in for White Star Line and cash in on her million-pound insurance policy?

So here is the conspiracy theory. At some point after the Titanic was completed, they switched the identities of the ships. The new “Titanic” was actually the Olympic and the “Olympic” was actually the brand-spanking-new Titanic, fresh from the construction yard with zero problems and zero history. They intended for the “Titanic” to suffer some sort of failure that would result in the destruction of the problem ship so they could collect the insurance money. I doubt they intended to also cause the deaths of 1,500 people; the events that transpired which led to the sinking of the “Titanic” possibly happened purely by chance and the iceberg wasn’t part of their plan (i.e., they didn’t hire the captain to specifically ram the iceberg to sink the ship or anything like that). They probably had another plan involving the repairs that had already been made on the ship when it collided with the HMS Hawke.

In any case, it wasn’t really the Titanic that left port on April 10, 1912 — it was the Olympic.

After the sinking of the “Titanic,” White Star Line received a tidy sum of £1,000,000 in insurance money (or £89,289,575 in today’s money). This, of course, ruined the insurer, Lloyd’s of London. There’s an additional conspiracy theory that American financier and banker J. P. Morgan was in on this whole scheme; his company, J. P. Morgan & Co., financed the International Mercantile Marine Company in the hopes of becoming rich off of sea travel, but this turned out to be a bad investment because of the unpredictable nature of sea travel and travelers themselves. J. P. Morgan or one of his associates may have schemed with White Star Line, who was a subsidiary of this IMMC, in order to bankrupt the IMMC and allow J. P. Morgan & Co. to withdraw from the IMMC without breaking a contract. I cannot provide evidence for this beyond speculation.

However, I can provide evidence that backs up my claim that the two ships were switched and it was the Olympic who sank, not the Titanic.

This is an image of the RMS Olympic in drydock (I am currently unable to locate a picture of the Olympic while under construction with the name clear so you can be sure it definitely is the Olympic — I can only assume such a photo doesn’t exist):

http://www.greatships.net/scans/PC-OL35.jpg

Check out the very top row of portholes in the white railing. Count them. Look closely at the grouping of the last five portholes and how they are clustered with two close together, one set apart, and two more close together.

This is an image of the RMS Titanic being built:

http://cdn.history.com/sites/2/2014/01/titanic-bow-construction.jpg

Look at the top-most portholes in the railing on the Titanic. Count them too. Look at the last five portholes and see that they are evenly spaced apart.

This is a picture of the “Titanic” before leaving on its maiden voyage. Check out the portholes in question:

https://timmyatt.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/titanic-harbour.jpg

Here is the “Olympic” in New York after the sinking of the “Titanic”:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/18/Olympic_in_New_York_cropped.jpg/1280px-Olympic_in_New_York_cropped.jpg

There is no reason why the ship builders would have changed the portholes on the Titanic when they were nearly done building it. That piece was not one of the pieces cannibalized from the Titanic to repair the Olympic that would have needed to be replaced by a different piece. The only answer is that the ship in the final picture, which is the ship that left port on April 10, 1912, and was met with a terrible fate near Newfoundland, was not the Titanic, but actually the Olympic. You can find pictures from newspapers further supporting this, as they clearly show the name of the ship and the wrong number/orientation of portholes.

I doubt we’ll ever know one way or another, since the wreck at the bottom of the Atlantic is quickly being covered with sediment and will be completely buried and inaccessible soon and pieces of the ship that was retired in 1935 and dismantled in 1937 are both difficult to find and difficult to authenticate, and anybody who might be able to either confirm or deny this theory are all dead.

If that last one didn’t satisfy your thirst for conspiracy theories, I don’t know what will!

So… do you believe in any of these? Have a better one to share?

Let us know in the comments!

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