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June 21, 2019

These Tweets About True Crime TV Make You Say, “Why Am I Like This?”

It’s a common thing among true crimes fans to think to themselves, “How did things get like this? Why am I so weird?”

I mean, there’s nothing inherently wrong with us. But we do have to question our motives when all we want to do is watch horrible, awful shit happen to other people during ANY media we consume. Television, books, podcasts… it doesn’t matter. It’s only entertaining if somebody is getting murdered.

So yeah, that’s fun! Enjoy these tweets, especially if you’re as obsessed with true crime as we are!

1. The struggle is real… and it’s right behind that door!!!

me: Wow! Why am I so freaked out all the time?
also me: watches disappearance shows, listens to murder podcasts, watches unsolved crime videos

— chloee (@tinyflwr) January 19, 2018

2. Chrissy knows what’s up…

The weirdest shows on investigation discovery are the ones that play jolly music in brutal murder reenactments (all of them)

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 10, 2013

3. “I am the best friend you’ll ever have!”

I watch too many true crime shows to let my friends leave with men they don’t know. You’ll thank me later when all your limbs are still attached bitch! pic.twitter.com/pAqUOUxZO7

— (@raevyyyn) February 3, 2018

4. You goddamn dummies!

I feel like people who end up on Dateline for committing murder don’t watch enough Dateline to plan their crimes accordingly.

— Northern Lights (@PinkCamoTO) August 3, 2017

5. The story of my life…

I watch way too much Forensic Files like every night on my walk home I can just hear the narrator saying “and she was never seen again”

— Andrea Olivares (@And_Olives) March 15, 2018

6. Just lets the soap drip down into my eyes…

I watch so many murder shows that I’m afraid to close my eyes in the shower

— Shayli (@Shaylidarling) September 7, 2016

7. Literally the title of this post! Why?!?!

Me: *has anxiety about being home alone & someone breaking in*

Also me: *records a true crime series about people who are murdered in their homes when they’re alone*

Why am I like this?

— ~Whit (@Starwinxie) December 28, 2017

8. Those weird girls tho…

“Everybody loves us weird girls, right up until we start doing weird girl shit,” I say to my cat, as we watch a documentary about serial killers in our matching onesies.

— ficklenuts (@ficklenuts) December 16, 2017

9. Poop McScoop, Detective

Forensic Files is just fucking with us, right? pic.twitter.com/dvgOPx5UKl

— House of 1000 Fionas (@cogentanalysis) March 11, 2018

10. Rhyme time!

Roses are red, people are fake, I stay to myself so I won’t be on first 48

— MTV Ellie Garza (@whaattaafoxx) March 16, 2018

Wait! What’s behind you!

Gotcha…

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June 19, 2019

These Tweets About Abortion Bans Will Make You Justifiably Furious

This isn’t about politics. This isn’t a debate. This is about human rights.

If you take away a woman’s right to govern her own healthcare, you take away her ability to make decisions for her life.

These 20 women get it, and they’re tweeting about it unapologetically.

1. Yeah… WTF America?!

how did abortions get banned faster than assault rifles

— Tay (@taywildin) May 15, 2019

2. So infuriating…

Women: can we have access to affordable birth control?

Men: NO

Women: can we have access to safe abortions?

Men: absolutely NOT

Women: okay can you wear a condom?

Men: … it doesn’t feel as good :/

— Maggie Gardner (@margaretg_15) May 16, 2019

3. The questions we never ask…

“what if the baby you abort grows up and cures cancer?” what if the 16 year old girl you denying abortion grows up and cures cancer? But now she can’t afford to go to get an education. Instead she has to take care of a baby?? What about her??? An actual living human???????

— Zara Larsson (@zaralarsson) May 13, 2019

4. I can’t even begin to imagine…

there’s not a single thing in this world a male could experience that would even come close to the indignity of being legally forced to carry your rapist’s baby to term

— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) May 15, 2019

5. Absolutely heartbreaking

With all these “heartbeat bills” in the U.S., I keep thinking of this memorial to Savita Halappanavar in Ireland, who died of sepsis after being denied an abortion on the grounds that the fetus she was miscarrying still had a detectable heartbeat. “She had a heartbeat too.” pic.twitter.com/tMdG50FnXE

— Lauren Kelley (@lauren_kelley) May 15, 2019

6. Not a bad idea…

Mandatory vasectomies until you want to have children.
They can be reversed, so.
Come on guys, Lets save lives! Whats that? A hard no? Why? Cause its your body and we dont get to make that choice for you? Ooooooohhhhhh!!!

— #EvanRachelWould (@evanrachelwood) May 10, 2019

7. Stop making sense!

Birth control?
BAN IT!!

Abortion?
BAN IT!!

What about guns?
Look, banning things never works. People will find ways to get them#AlabamaAbortionBan

— Debbie Redd (@DREDD_48) May 15, 2019

8. Again, I can’t even imagine what this would feel like. So tragic.

Stop calling yourself pro-life when you’re prepared to have a child risk her life to give birth to a rapist’s baby. You’re all fucking insane. https://t.co/BEyTHd4sGg

— Greg Hogben (@MyDaughtersArmy) May 14, 2019

9. Oh, you know somebody. For sure.

1 in 4 women have had an abortion. Many people think they don’t know someone who has, but #youknowme. So let’s do this: if you are also the 1 in 4, let’s share it and start to end the shame. Use #youknowme and share your truth.

— Busy Philipps (@BusyPhilipps) May 15, 2019

10. Speak up people!

I know there are a lot of men out there who have partners who’ve had abortions. It’s time for you to speak up and be allies. Women don’t get pregnant alone.

— Padma Lakshmi (@PadmaLakshmi) May 15, 2019

11. #truth

MESSAGE pic.twitter.com/OWVYj1RB3O

— Amra Olević Reyes (@amrezy) May 15, 2019

12. The hypocrisy never stops…

Banning abortion is sexism at it’s finest. A man can have sex and opt out of being a father. No ties, no obligations. A woman has sex, and then is forced to keep a child she didn’t want? Do it alone, when the man got a free pass? Ok.

— BigBrainyGothMom (@g0ddamnitmama) May 15, 2019

13. YES!

all men who have benefited from an abortion in their lives should be speaking up more, no?

— janice (@rejaniced) May 15, 2019

14. Ya know… that could work…

Maybe if we start calling our body parts gun-sounding names like “revulva” or “shooterus” the GOP will stop trying to regulate them.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 16, 2019

15. Pathetic

The 22 Alabama senators who voted against including an exception for rape or incest in the abortion law.

I feel like they have something in common….but I just can’t put my finger on it. pic.twitter.com/uangIf2mfA

— Dan Lavoie (@djlavoie) May 15, 2019

16. This!

I think Christian moms who abort their 14-year-old LGBT kids from their homes should go to prison for 99 years.

— Ally Maynard (@missmayn) May 16, 2019

17. Walking back…

man doing United States
moonwalk abortion policy

moving backwards with
shocking ease

— Julie Greiner (@JulieAbridged) May 15, 2019

18. They know. They just don’t care.

Do any of these knuckleheads realize that Roe V. Wade was enacted because so many women were dying from illegal abortions that it was a public health crisis?

— Katie Walsh (@katiewalshstx) May 15, 2019

19. Insanity

“There is a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.” – Madeleine Albright #AlabamaAbortionBan #YouKnowMe https://t.co/zwvekAxaXj

— Maureen Shaw (@MaureenShaw) May 15, 2019

20. Yep.

Every woman sobbing on election night knew what was coming.

— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) May 15, 2019

Share far and wide! And add your voice to it!

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June 19, 2019

These Hilarious Relatable Tweets Will Make You Think “Same”

Sometimes you just need to sit back and laugh.

You feel me fam?

Let’s do this!

1. OMG…. what?!

My brother is having his birthday party soon and he’s inviting his whole class except his ex gf and her new bf LOL my mom keeps convincing him to let her come and he’s like “I want security at the door, I hate her, she can’t come” LMAO HES IN KINDERGARTEN

— Aveneet Grewal (@aveneet_g) May 9, 2019

2. Happy Overbearing Mother’s Day!

happy mother’s day to the woman who called the cops on me when she didn’t find me in my room sleeping in the middle of the night and thought I snuck out of the house. I was downstairs in the kitchen eating cereal and also 22

— gaychel (@lameravioli) May 12, 2019

3. People keep their pets, kid!

4yo neighbor is thrilled to learn i walk the same dog every day

“this looks like this same dog from last time!”

“it is!”

“DAD ITS THE SAME DOG AS LAST TIME”

— Molly Priddy (@mollypriddy) May 14, 2019

4. Lesbian vegibetarians…

In other news, received this text exchange from a friend about her soon to be six-year-old son, and I’m officially dead all the way. pic.twitter.com/Zz2T8nnie6

— Sarah T. Roberts (@ubiquity75) May 14, 2019

5. Effective. Let’s get it in the mix!

I made a new emoji that I call “mild panic” pic.twitter.com/S1pfoZGkew

— Cassidy Williams (@cassidoo) May 16, 2019

6. Hoo boy!

the two settings in my brain pic.twitter.com/JhjrYqA1NT

— bhas (@notallbhas) April 28, 2019

7. Go with the flow!

2014 vs 2019
Same energy. I love my son pic.twitter.com/Ynwnf55JBM

— makeup mom ♡ (@jocelynxsanchez) May 13, 2019

8. Wait until you get past 37…

Once u pass 27, every day becomes a game of “am I sick or is this just how I am now”

— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) May 16, 2019

9. Life goals!

my little cousin turned 2 yesterday but her older sister was crying so she made her sister blow out the candles to feel better pic.twitter.com/vAOwueJBo8

— vivian ! (@uwuvivian) May 14, 2019

10. I want to be friends with you immediately!

me senior quote>>>>>>>> pic.twitter.com/hU0jDVG3V0

— maddi (@MadisonGuess) May 10, 2019

11. Same

I am so stupid and so tired please stop expecting things from me

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 18, 2019

12. And you will likely never find her, sir!

Imagine a self-own this hard pic.twitter.com/NjzCt0iKoD

— Jennifer C. Martin (@notreallyjcm) May 13, 2019

13. Hey guy! Don’t give up!

you’re giving up your DREAM, son.
no dad, i’m giving up ~your~ dream. pic.twitter.com/Oqhgp7QX6T

— tristan (@tristanfaithw) May 12, 2019

OMG… that Guy Fieri one… I’m dying…

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June 18, 2019

Kids Cry After Theater Plays a Horror Film Instead of “Detective Pikachu”

Uh oh. This does not sound good.

It all started out simply enough.

A guy went to go see Detective Pikachu because it’s 2019 and we can watch what we want. We’re adults!

But then, the trailers weren’t exactly lining up with the adorable kids movie to follow…

The theatre I’m in is playing a trailer for Annabelle Comes Home before Detective Pikachu LOOK AWAY CHILDREN OH NO

— Ryan George (@theryangeorge) May 9, 2019

Not at all..

Andddd kids are crying. Now the Joker trailer is playing.

— Ryan George (@theryangeorge) May 9, 2019

No no no… this isn’t good…

NOW IT’S CHUCKY OH NO CHILDREN OH NO pic.twitter.com/P2DkGmglDJ

— Ryan George (@theryangeorge) May 9, 2019

And, guess what? Somebody seriously screwed up.

Because La Llorona is a legit scary horror film.

I mean, just look at this footage!

OH MY GOD THEY’RE PLAYING LA LLORANA INSTEAD OF DETECTIVE PIKACHU pic.twitter.com/j4qX6fAf95

— Ryan George (@theryangeorge) May 9, 2019

AND. IT. KEPT. PLAYING.

pic.twitter.com/brdJQhz3js

— Ryan George (@theryangeorge) May 9, 2019

But somebody must have finally told somebody, because…

They finally realized the mistake and shut it off. Poor kids pic.twitter.com/mGbgrBx0Oe

— Ryan George (@theryangeorge) May 9, 2019

And all is right with the world.

Kind of.

We’ve all been moved to another theatre where Detective Pikachu is just paused? At least there aren’t any more murders on-screen pic.twitter.com/tEid3ThPY4

— Ryan George (@theryangeorge) May 9, 2019

Whew!

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June 5, 2019

10+ Tweets by People Who REALLY Shouldn’t Have Hit “Send”

The internet is full of stupid people, and that stupidity is often entertaining. So enjoy it!

1. This tweet is STILL up two years later b/c Gwen Stefani does not give AF!

#votejuliamichaels @juliamichaels best new artist #excited for u Julia bunny cuteness gx pic.twitter.com/u7sZwMMhEP

— Gwen Stefani (@gwenstefani) August 28, 2017

2. If you feel a pin prick in your neck… don’t worry…

Photo Credit: Buzzfeed

3. Don’t we all…

Photo Credit: Buzzfeed

4. Why? WHYYYYYYY????!?

Photo Credit: Buzzfeed

5. I’m sorry… WTF is going on here?!?

Photo Credit: Buzzfeed

6. This boss printed his employee’s tweets out as a warning to others…

Photo Credit: Buzzfeed

7. Annnnnnddddd… you’re fired.

Photo Credit: Buzzfeed

8. That’s so… not… deep…

Photo Credit: Buzzfeed

9. Oh shit. Cashed out!

The result of posting your driver’s license and social security number on Twitter pic.twitter.com/DRc2rnXYe4

— ₿eez (@capital_sb) May 17, 2019

10. Rule #1 on social media… don’t be a dick.

A furry became an intern for NASA and got instantly fired after telling someone on their council to suck their dick because this is 2018. pic.twitter.com/XL7jvCKFFj

— Michelle Catlin (@CatlinNyaa) August 21, 2018

11. Damn Wendy’s! That’s cold…

If you’re asking a fast food Twitter this relationship might be doomed

— Wendy’s (@Wendys) February 14, 2017

12. Celebuzz is swimming in waters too deep and they gonna drown…

Photo Credit: Buzzfeed

You’re welcome.

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May 29, 2019

People of Twitter Share Their Pettiest Grudges with Celebrities. These Are Hilarious

It started with this tweet…

This woman’s mom is NOT having Queen Latifah over for dinner anytime soon…

My mom got into an argument with Queen Latifah at a bar 27 years ago and she still refuses to watch anything she’s in.

— #MadQueen2020 (@thekaptainkevo) May 2, 2019

And yeah, the Twitternet wanted to share.

Brian McKnight just forgot to bring a gift?!

Brian McKnight didn’t bring a gift for the fan he was surprising on Jenny Jones (or whoever show lol) and my mama ain’t listened to him since

— Dani (@sunshyne84) May 3, 2019

Olivia ain’t going to the candy shop with this former fan…

I was at a BBQ and Olivia (from G-unit) took the last burger and didn’t even eat the fucking thing. I’ve hated her since, I guess I got the last laugh.

— Petty Hardaway キングジェネ- (@KingJenee) May 3, 2019

Eddie Murphy has some people who hate him…

My mom got into w Eddie Murphy at a club in the 80s. To this day, she does not like that man

— Heavenly (@HeavC4) May 3, 2019

Because he was apparently not so nice…

My mom worked with Eddie Murphy and he was rude to her and she still hates him to this day lol

— gemini stellium (@_MooreAngelic) May 3, 2019

But thankfully he does know how to apologize…

DAWG he stepped on my mothers foot at a club in the 80s and only reason my mom dont hate him is bc he apologized personally

— Guac Goddess (@FatMermaid_) May 3, 2019

Damn LL… you done messed up!

Ll cool j threw water at a concert in mid 90s cuz the “ladies was hot ” my momma said her hair just got done so she dont like him now

— Draymarques Smith (@draymarques) May 4, 2019

Somebody hates Danny Glover?!

Danny Glover had offices in the same building as my mother’s job and she tried to sell him some handmade body products that I made as a side hustle. He said no thank you and she called him “Mister” to his face and cussed at him lol. She still hates him… pic.twitter.com/l6UwybVbhj

— 2 Dope Moms (@GetEmGirl) May 3, 2019

Earth, Wind and Fire Her! is more like it…

My dad took his wife (ex now) to see Earth, Wind and Fire. Long story short the lead singer swept her off her feet when he sang to her. Now my daddy don’t fuck with them nomore . I can’t even play “September” anymore and that’s my birth month.

— Black Queen (@myahrenee_) May 4, 2019

Bruno! Clean yo dishes!

my art mentor didn’t know who Bruno Mars was and asked him to clean his dirty dishes bc he thought BM was an employee where he had just finished eating and gave BRUNO such sass and attitude when he wouldn’t take his dirty damn dishes@BrunoMars sincerely sorry boo . love u

— ネス湖モンスター (@sailornessy) May 3, 2019

Some of this shit even happens on Twitter? Shocker…

Ricky Gervais blocked my former twitter bc I had tweeted that one of his jokes wasn’t transphobic but it was just not funny. I don’t support his work anymore but I saw that his Netflix special was about ppl who are sensitive which I found ironic bc apparently he’s VERY sensitive.

— Lynim back bitches (@lyn_thewriter) May 3, 2019

Well, this isn’t common, is it Common?

My dad said common was rude to him years ago at the airport and to this day he still won’t watch anything with him in it

— ash (@itsleynaaa) May 3, 2019

Brandy need to CALM DOWN!

Danny Glover had offices in the same building as my mother’s job and she tried to sell him some handmade body products that I made as a side hustle. He said no thank you and she called him “Mister” to his face and cussed at him lol. She still hates him… pic.twitter.com/l6UwybVbhj

— 2 Dope Moms (@GetEmGirl) May 3, 2019

Patrick Ewing using kindergarten tactics!

While still at Georgetown University, Patrick Ewing shot his shot with my mom by sticking his foot out and tripping her. They ended up dating for a few months alsjdkfhegdk

— “Don’t harass Black folx on WMATA” Challenge (@thesweetestlosr) May 3, 2019

Listen, everybody has bad days. It happens. We can’t say these interactions represent who these people are.

Except Eddie Murphy. We can now definitely say Eddie Murphy is a dick.

At least in the ’80s…

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May 25, 2019

These Alternate Endings for “Game of Thrones” Are Easily Better Than What We Got

Game of Thrones was one of the greatest television shows ever made, both in terms of story/cast and in terms of the sheer scope the money spent per episode.

It’s last season, however, was… disappointing to say the least.

Goodbye Game of Thrones, I will remember you mostly for this video of Sarah Paulson drunkenly singing the entire theme tune pic.twitter.com/uwfWrOqzj8

— Clarisse Loughrey (@clarisselou) May 19, 2019

Let’s face it: season 8 was pretty universally terrible, so let’s see what the internet had to offer by way of a more satisfying ending.

The Wire + Game of Thrones =

Game of Thrones Alternate Ending pic.twitter.com/MybioLJNZW

— The Wire (@WireFans) May 20, 2019

The comedically short ending!

Alternate ending for #GameOfThrones #DemThrones pic.twitter.com/PUFyPFSaI4

— EJ Wont Let You Down (@EWLYD) May 20, 2019

This is legit the ending I wanted. If Dany is gonna go mad… GO FULL TARGARYEN!

#GameOfThrones Alternate Ending:
-Jon and Dany hug
-Dany stabs Jon bc he’s a threat to her crown
-All of the other houses join forces against her
-History repeats itself trying to outst a mad Targaryen from the throne
-The wheel is unbroken; the Game of Thrones never ends

— Julia Yorks (@juliayorks) May 20, 2019

No. I can’t do this to Arya’s epic win.

Alternate ending: The Night King wasn’t defeated in episode 3. Daenerys, Jon and the others are now in King’s Landing and Winter is finally here. The snow indicates that the NK is almost there. The final battle will soon begin. We just have to wait for season 9… #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/acaFQrr0sL

— Mona (@monajoy_) May 20, 2019

Maybe it would have been better with a John Hughes ending?

Tyrion: …but what we found out is that each one of us is a brain…
Brienne: and an athlete.
Sam: and a basket case.
Davos: a princess.
Bronn: and a criminal.
Tyrion: does that answer your question?

DON’T YOU. FORGET ABOUT ME

— sam (@mardirooster) May 20, 2019

And a lot of people wanted this to happen, but Jon wasn’t fireproof like Dany. Sorry fan family!

This would’ve been a great ending!
Ctto#GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/0KzdjRc6dW

— catue (@dyockerr) May 20, 2019

Didn’t we actually get this ending, though?

The Ending we Deserve #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/oG43L9pwNB

— Bloød (@Thirsty_o) May 20, 2019

Oh shit! Power couple FTW!

Jon and Dany in an alternate ending #gameofthrones pic.twitter.com/Sl4Khjmeui

— The Joker (@TheManWhoSmiles) May 20, 2019

George! You holding out on us?!

#Gameofthrones Theory.

GRR Martin was waiting for the show to finish before finishing the books so he could see the complaints against the finale & write the ending everyone wants.

Then HBO Does the “Alternate” Season 8 based off the books ending. pic.twitter.com/uRCNwVJpco

— Comicstorian (@Comicstorian) May 20, 2019

The Kingslayer indeed

If only he had, the show might have gotten a much better ending. #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/T5kigyYi9o

— Lavanya Jain (@lavanyajain30) May 20, 2019

The Newhart ending!

Meanwhile, somewhere in the multiverse here was an alternate ending for #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/RX4HHzvkdr

— angel yu (@nashaharapngtv1) May 20, 2019

The Night King was trying to kill himself? Nahhhhh…

My alternate ending to #GameOfThrones where after Bran is installed as the king of the realm on the throne, that as the final scene fades with a close-up on his eyes as they turn blue. This puts everything into an entirely new perspective. The Night King was behind everything… pic.twitter.com/VAVzGK7bU9

— Tony Stewart (@digitmaxr) May 20, 2019

And Ghost is the best doggo in the Seven Kingdoms!

Alternate ending to Game of Thrones:

Everyone dies. A lone direwolf sits on the iron throne. Cersei, now a white walker, continues to haunt the castle, wandering the halls, plotting against the wolf.

— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) March 26, 2019

Good job everybody. I’m officially impressed.

Now then… what will the Game of Thrones spinoff series be? Arya on the high seas? A prequel set thousands of years in the past?

Tell us HBO! We want to know!!!

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May 20, 2019

“Game of Thrones” is Over, and People Have A LOT of Feelings About It

So, Game of Thrones just aired its series finale, and much like the rest of this last season, it had fans all up in their feelings. Some people loved it, a lot of folks hated it, and I personally felt the whole thing was very “meh.”

Without further ado, let’s see what the rest of the world had to say about it.

And the army is ready to fix things…

Game of Thrones fanfic writers typing their fix-it fics right now pic.twitter.com/KfFduzQSpN

— ɾuɐ (@qitnsansaturner) May 20, 2019

But will it REALLY fix anything?

I mean… #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/SwoXc2Qzzp

— K-Tina (@the_ktina) May 20, 2019

Nothing epic about the finale except a Dragon getting angry

Almost 8 years of my life and you end it with a filler episode that doesn’t even look real? Nah I’m hurt deeply #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/va5KStUKsG

— Aegon Blackgaryan (@DimitryRO) May 20, 2019

And yeah, why did Tyrion have so much sway?!

Of course it makes sense for the prisoner in chains (imprisoned for treason) to dictate terms, while the rest of them looked like a bunch of gormless twats. #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/lE8Wn9INCw

— Shamz (@shamima1985) May 20, 2019

Gendry lookin damn good.

can’t believe gendry looked this hot just to say “aye” and disappear pic.twitter.com/xD2Hfjnpvd

— bekah (@spideysmash) May 20, 2019

IT’S TRUE

listen not to be horny on main or anything but Gendry was looking fucking FINE in his little lord outfit #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/fVcDXMJfFp

— Lady Wig of the House Snatched (@gotshittweets) May 20, 2019

We are all thinking the same thing…

listen we all know he'd do it. pic.twitter.com/e5JZ434vwz

— crossingwinter (@crossing_winter) May 20, 2019

I love a good Gendry rowing meme…

Gendry: Where’s Arya?
Sansa: Going west
Gendry:

#GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/MaqMGtxe0V

— Half Grodd Half Shark (@ThiccGrodd) May 20, 2019

Did we mention we are NOT happy?

We got Bran the Broken, Sansa Queen of the North, Arya the Adventurer, and I’m Boo Boo the Fool. First of my Name. Wearer of Clown Shoes. #GameofThrones

— PAPER Magazine (@papermagazine) May 20, 2019

And yeah, we can keep waiting, but that’s it!

Me waiting for someone to say this is some sort of joke #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/arbDJ64HBf

— Daniel ☾ (@danieldefortun) May 20, 2019

Wait… that’s REALLY it?

#GameofThrones
Me, looking for literally any other possible ending the creators could’ve used pic.twitter.com/QK7U7UHVWH

— Grant Bean (@gbeannc) May 20, 2019

Yes, that was shit. I mean it.

#GameOfThrones Season 8 Episode 6 spoilers without context pic.twitter.com/F9SzwjVCXj

— Palomo (@bondianais) May 20, 2019

Yes, this is what we waited for…

Live feed of the #GameOfThrones fandom after having waited nearly a decade for this finale pic.twitter.com/4K3QHOKFL1

— Aaron Blackfyre (@CosmicSurveyor) May 20, 2019

2 YEARS, to be exact…

#GameofThrones Waiting 2 years for this season like: pic.twitter.com/fC0hO6f1Uy

— GoT Things (@GoTthings_) May 20, 2019

Those books can’t come out fast enough…

#GameOfThrones

George RR Martin right now pic.twitter.com/mVeR4vIRfA

— يـزيد (@YzdAlz) May 20, 2019

We’re all broken now…

Photo Credit: HBO

And scene.

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May 9, 2019

Twitter Thread About Mom’s Top 3 Albums Quickly Becomes Hilarious

It all started with a simple question:

Oh you love your mom? Name three of her albums

— David DeWeil (@daviddeweil) May 13, 2017

For those who are uninitiated, this question is actually a popular meme that makes fun of the way some people hop on the bandwagon of something popular without knowing much about it.

But, Twitter being Twitter, people definitely had plenty of answers. It’s just how Twitter does it.

Wow, this mom is harsh AF!

1. Only One That Does Anything Around Here
2. I’ll Give You Something To Cry About ft Dad
3 Did You Take Out The Chicken (Coming Home Remix) https://t.co/sQsoaUCB6Y

— Up Top Hoss (@amadeusfletch) May 14, 2017

Oh gawd…

1. I Love You

2. Boy, You Better Pick That Up (the double LP)

3. In The Name of Jesus!

— Jeffrey L. Wilson (@jeffreylwilson) May 14, 2017

All these threats!

1. There’s food at home
2. I’m not one of your little friends (went 3x platinum)
3. I’ll give you something to cry about https://t.co/taJEU5jCmS

— d (@drnzy) May 14, 2017

More threats!

1. I’m Not 1 of Your Little Friends
2. Don’t Be Slamming Doors In My House
3. I Look Like Boo Boo The Fool To You? ft.Go Get My Belt

— J.I.M.B.R.O.W.S.K.I. (@PeaceAndCheese) May 14, 2017

Do you know how is in charge?!

1) Did you take the meat out?
2) Go (Before I Change my Mind)
Interlude (3 minute voicemail)
3) Who all Pays Bills Here?

— Hand of the Queen. (@ASamantha) May 14, 2017

Help!

Can You Help Me With The VCR (1999)
Can You Help Me With The DVD Player (2006)
Can You Help Me With My Phone (2013) https://t.co/agetJks3nU

— Almaqah (@_Almaqah) May 14, 2017

I’ve heard these songs before…

1. When I’m dead you’ll realize
2. You couldn’t wash the dishes
3. There’s food at home https://t.co/Ec2cttU2B2

— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) May 14, 2017

Jesus is making a comeback…

1) As Long As You’re in My House
2) Better Hope Jesus Don’t Come Back Tonight While You’re Out With Your Friends
3) Do You Know Jesus

— Two Boobs Johnson (@mwdominicana) May 14, 2017

Basically, stores…

1. Don’t ask for anything in this store.
2. Don’t touch anything in this store.
3. You’re not getting anything in this store.

— IsaDora_Milaje (@GeauxEllessyoo) May 14, 2017

A single for the ages…

My moms was a one hit wonder ~~> 1. “I’m Not Takin Care of NO Babies

— Ace of Spades (@Gentlewoman40) May 14, 2017

You better teach yourself!

1) Now You’ll Know Better(Hot Stove remix)
2) Now Nobody Gets It
3) Those Better Not Be My Good Scissors.

— We Have Your Language (@IndigenousXca) May 14, 2017

Just cat mom things…

1) ‘Were you raised in a barn?’
2) ‘Who’s ‘she’, the cat’s mother?’
3) GARBLED NAMES OF ALL HER CHILDREN, HER HUSBAND AND THE CAT (remix)

— Christina McDermott-McGarrigle (@ChristinaMcMc) May 14, 2017

Yep, all the classics!

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May 9, 2019

The Mountain From “Game Of Thrones” Has a Wife, and Their Size Difference is Adorable

Meet Thor Björnsson!

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A post shared by Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson (@thorbjornsson) on Aug 31, 2018 at 10:24am PDT

He’s the 6′ 9″ 425 lbs behemoth who plays The Mountain on ‘Game of Thrones’.

He lives by some simple rules…

1. I haven’t skipped a meal in 10 years.
2. I never miss a workout.
3. I never miss my 6-8 hours of sleep every night.
4. I never stay up late.
5. I never drink alcohol.

AND he’s got a wife!

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WOW!! 150k . Thank you guys so much for following and supporting me on my instagram journey! Love and appreciate every single follow, like and comment! I promise you guys I will always remain true to myself on my page and hopefully continue posting what you guys like! . Swipe right to see me complete 70lb on 150 cm plank! . . @thorbjornsson @thorspowergym . . #Iceland #canada #canadian #woman #fit #fitness #fitfam #fitspo #train #training #partner #flex #gym #lift #weights #girlswholift #strong #build #strength #grow #gains #dedication #motivation #selflove #discipline #progress

A post shared by Kelsey Henson (@kelc33) on Feb 10, 2019 at 5:25am PST

According to her Insta, she’s 5’2″ and weighs 116 pounds.

You know what’s coming next… because the title told you…

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Although most of this trip has been filled with work….we had one day to see one of the Seven Wonders of the World….the Great Pyramid of Giza

A post shared by Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson (@thorbjornsson) on Apr 12, 2019 at 10:08am PDT

She could literally fit inside of him…

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Happy birthday to my better half @kelc33 – Crazy fact… since Kelsey and I have been together I haven’t lost a competition, I’ve just been on a winning STREAK!!! – She’s my lucky charm

A post shared by Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson (@thorbjornsson) on Mar 3, 2019 at 8:37pm PST

So how does he fit… nevermind…

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Pretty fly! I’m a lucky guy

A post shared by Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson (@thorbjornsson) on Mar 31, 2019 at 2:17pm PDT

They work out at the same gym. His gym mostly.

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We just smashed our session together. #Legs what did you train today? @kelc33 – Team Iceland t-shirt www.hafthorbjornsson.com

A post shared by Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson (@thorbjornsson) on Jun 7, 2018 at 2:36am PDT

Unless they’re on the road…

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Hotel gym sesh with my boo! . @thorbjornsson . @wusdubai #WUS2019 #DubaiSC #WUSincubator . #Iceland #canada #canadian #woman #fit #fitness #fitfam #fitspo #train #training #partner #flex #gym #lift #weights #girlswholift #strong #build #strength #grow #gains #dedication #motivation #selflove #discipline #progress #outangle

A post shared by Kelsey Henson (@kelc33) on Mar 10, 2019 at 1:34am PST

And he can probably do this for an hour at a time…

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Dope shot!! Check out how relaxed Kelsey is!! This is what I call, complete trust 100%!! @kelc33 . @platinumheritage

A post shared by Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson (@thorbjornsson) on Mar 15, 2019 at 2:41am PDT

And with two hands… two hours at a time…

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Happy Valentines from us to all of you!! . We spent the day @bluelagoonis in absolute bliss! . . @thorbjornsson . . #Canadian #iceland #instagood #instadaily #lifestyle #travel #instatravel #wanderlust #getaway #wanderer #beauty #amazing #aroundtheworld #happiness #sunset #overhead #press #strongman #fit #fitness #fitcouple #partner #love #valentines #spa #retreat #bliss

A post shared by Kelsey Henson (@kelc33) on Feb 14, 2019 at 1:37pm PST

There’s a lot of these…

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. . . . @thorbjornsson . . #Iceland #Canada #Canadian #woman #man #viking #alpha #couple #strength #power #strong #traintogether #stayfocused #happy #smile #laugh #pose #blonde #denim #jeans #sneakers #kicks #fresh #louisvuitton #gucci

A post shared by Kelsey Henson (@kelc33) on Jan 20, 2018 at 6:02am PST

So many….

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Strongman wife life! . @thorbjornsson @bodyextremegym . . #Iceland #canada #canadian #woman #fit #fitness #fitfam #fitspo #train #training #partner #flex #gym #lift #weights #girlswholift #strong #build #strength #grow #gains #dedication #motivation #discipline #strongman #wife #life #husbandandwife #couple

A post shared by Kelsey Henson (@kelc33) on Apr 6, 2019 at 3:59pm PDT

His head is as big as the camel’s and her head is as big as the camel’s nose…

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We’re about to drop the most fire album of 2019. . We went on the most amazing tour on the Dubai Desert Conservation Reserve with @platinumheritage We got to experience what a day in the life of a local tribe member would have been and it was amazing! The culture is so rich it’s claws grabbed right into me. This was the best experience I’ve had in another country, 10/10 recommend!! . . . #desertsafari #platinumheritage #rechargedxb #desertadventures #desert #safari #camel #mixtape #scarf #Dubai #travel #instatravel #traveler #UAE #wanderlust #experience #beauty #wanderer #lifestyle #sun #heat

A post shared by Kelsey Henson (@kelc33) on Mar 15, 2019 at 2:43am PDT

Okay, I think that’s probably enough.

No, one more…

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This is what happens in The Clegane household when the Mountain leaves his dirty laundry laying around. . @thorbjornsson . . #mrsclegane #dontmessaround #gregorclegane #themountain #mountain #got #gameofthrones #head #smashed #squeeze #wife #life

A post shared by Kelsey Henson (@kelc33) on Nov 29, 2018 at 11:56am PST

Turnabout is fair play!

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