George Martonaro was sentenced to life without parole on non-violent charges. In his 32 years in the prison system, he learned dozens of subjects, taught numerous courses such as creative writing to over 8000 inmates, and authored more than 30 books.
Jokes About College Professors That Are Right on the Money
Professors sure are a unique breed, huh?
They’re smart, they’re passionate, they’re eccentric…
And by eccentric, we mean that a lot of them are just plain weird.
Let’s celebrate the interesting lives of professors with some funny tweets at their expense.
1. Whatever…
My professor after I took that hard ass final:
HAPPY HOLIDAYS![]()
Me: pic.twitter.com/YgoL2K82RV
— Justyce (@CarterJustyce) December 12, 2018
2. Hahahahaha.
Me swallowing my pride and asking the professor for help during office hours pic.twitter.com/cxgnNu5pWW
— Dean Phoxy, PHirst of His Name (@_Petty_Wap_) September 6, 2019
3. Let me in on that.
When you're in the middle of an exam and the professor is explaining something to someone pic.twitter.com/UIhtlfoo7N
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) November 14, 2017
4. What are you, an idiot?
me: doesn’t understand a concept
professor that has studied the subject for 37 years: https://t.co/325gafsZJF
— Ruth Bader Ginstan (@booboolafool) January 23, 2018
5. Never a good thing.
College student disrespectful af
it could be 10 minutes left in class and the professor trying to say something important, one person starts zipping their backpack, then THE WHOLE CLASS start. I know professors be mad af hearing that early
— Jay
(@og_jaydee) September 12, 2018
6. Probably shouldn’t do this.
when any of my professors goes 30 seconds over time pic.twitter.com/xYexLYZcvL
— ً (@jordanrankins) August 29, 2018
7. Not really the case…
Highschool teachers: College is no joke! Your professors are going to be way more strict!
My Professor’s snap story: pic.twitter.com/eQfKLEgvdK
— DrewbieDoobie (@DrewLindler) September 13, 2019
8. Classic!
Oh yeah.. my professor catching some hands for this. pic.twitter.com/LcLR9Q9Bo2
— Leek (@lil_leek6) December 5, 2017
9. Not quite an F…
My professor handed back our 3 page film essays to my surprise I got a C after class I asked her why “you were supposed to write it about the movie The Emperor of Time.. you wrote it on The Emperor’s new Groove but it was kinda good so I didn’t fail you” so thats how im doing
— Adam Cook (@adam_cook2014) December 12, 2017
10. Hello, Brain.
MY PROFESSOR ONLY LIKES TO BE ADDRESSED BY HIS FIRST NAME AND I PUT BRAIN INSTEAD OF BRIAN!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/AVWsh2739n
— jazmin (@fukeryyy) January 31, 2019
11. That’s amazing.
Lmaooo
my professor really brought a mf coffin to class to say “yall test scores had me dead” pic.twitter.com/dBzuNvyBal
— mario (@ayy__mario) November 2, 2017
12. Well, that was all for nothing.
Every professor's "email etiquette": please kneel and bow your head, wait for the Herald to announce your email Subject, please provide plentiful Offerings to show your loyalty
Me: *follows etiquette*
Prof: Thamks — sent from iPad
— Nihal [redacted], jobless, (@coralbeef_) September 7, 2018
13. Ugggghhhhhh.
when you stay up until 3 am finishing an assignment and ur teacher ends up giving the whole class an extension pic.twitter.com/kDrvsB1li9
— MAURO (@rllydu) September 3, 2014
14. Hey, it’s me!
Professor: don't show up outside of my office two weeks before finals asking for extra credit, it’s not gonna happen
Me: pic.twitter.com/aH4SP9HgTU
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) November 24, 2019
15. How’d that work out for you?
ME: hey can i do something to help my grade
PROF: um…it's May
ME: LOL sorry, MAY i do something to help my grade— ELLIE (@elliesisk) May 2, 2017
Do you have a favorite funny joke or story about a college professor from your past (or maybe your present)?
Share with us in the comments…and if it’s a current professor, leave their name out so you don’t end up getting an F this semester, okay?
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Jokes About College Professors That Are Right on the Money
Professors sure are a unique breed, huh?
They’re smart, they’re passionate, they’re eccentric…
And by eccentric, we mean that a lot of them are just plain weird.
Let’s celebrate the interesting lives of professors with some funny tweets at their expense.
1. Whatever…
My professor after I took that hard ass final:
HAPPY HOLIDAYS![]()
Me: pic.twitter.com/YgoL2K82RV
— Justyce (@CarterJustyce) December 12, 2018
2. Hahahahaha.
Me swallowing my pride and asking the professor for help during office hours pic.twitter.com/cxgnNu5pWW
— Dean Phoxy, PHirst of His Name (@_Petty_Wap_) September 6, 2019
3. Let me in on that.
When you're in the middle of an exam and the professor is explaining something to someone pic.twitter.com/UIhtlfoo7N
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) November 14, 2017
4. What are you, an idiot?
me: doesn’t understand a concept
professor that has studied the subject for 37 years: https://t.co/325gafsZJF
— Ruth Bader Ginstan (@booboolafool) January 23, 2018
5. Never a good thing.
College student disrespectful af
it could be 10 minutes left in class and the professor trying to say something important, one person starts zipping their backpack, then THE WHOLE CLASS start. I know professors be mad af hearing that early
— Jay
(@og_jaydee) September 12, 2018
6. Probably shouldn’t do this.
when any of my professors goes 30 seconds over time pic.twitter.com/xYexLYZcvL
— ً (@jordanrankins) August 29, 2018
7. Not really the case…
Highschool teachers: College is no joke! Your professors are going to be way more strict!
My Professor’s snap story: pic.twitter.com/eQfKLEgvdK
— DrewbieDoobie (@DrewLindler) September 13, 2019
8. Classic!
Oh yeah.. my professor catching some hands for this. pic.twitter.com/LcLR9Q9Bo2
— Leek (@lil_leek6) December 5, 2017
9. Not quite an F…
My professor handed back our 3 page film essays to my surprise I got a C after class I asked her why “you were supposed to write it about the movie The Emperor of Time.. you wrote it on The Emperor’s new Groove but it was kinda good so I didn’t fail you” so thats how im doing
— Adam Cook (@adam_cook2014) December 12, 2017
10. Hello, Brain.
MY PROFESSOR ONLY LIKES TO BE ADDRESSED BY HIS FIRST NAME AND I PUT BRAIN INSTEAD OF BRIAN!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/AVWsh2739n
— jazmin (@fukeryyy) January 31, 2019
11. That’s amazing.
Lmaooo
my professor really brought a mf coffin to class to say “yall test scores had me dead” pic.twitter.com/dBzuNvyBal
— mario (@ayy__mario) November 2, 2017
12. Well, that was all for nothing.
Every professor's "email etiquette": please kneel and bow your head, wait for the Herald to announce your email Subject, please provide plentiful Offerings to show your loyalty
Me: *follows etiquette*
Prof: Thamks — sent from iPad
— Nihal [redacted], jobless, (@coralbeef_) September 7, 2018
13. Ugggghhhhhh.
when you stay up until 3 am finishing an assignment and ur teacher ends up giving the whole class an extension pic.twitter.com/kDrvsB1li9
— MAURO (@rllydu) September 3, 2014
14. Hey, it’s me!
Professor: don't show up outside of my office two weeks before finals asking for extra credit, it’s not gonna happen
Me: pic.twitter.com/aH4SP9HgTU
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) November 24, 2019
15. How’d that work out for you?
ME: hey can i do something to help my grade
PROF: um…it's May
ME: LOL sorry, MAY i do something to help my grade— ELLIE (@elliesisk) May 2, 2017
Do you have a favorite funny joke or story about a college professor from your past (or maybe your present)?
Share with us in the comments…and if it’s a current professor, leave their name out so you don’t end up getting an F this semester, okay?
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Funny Tweets About How Homework Is Absolute Hell
I dreaded homework when I was a kid. DREADED IT.
I’d put it off…and then put it off some more, until I reached the point of no return. It’s called procrastination, and it’s an art form, people.
These funny tweets about homework might bring back some painful memories from your childhood…
1. Sure it is!
“This isn’t homework you can do the night before it’s due.”
First of all yes it is
— College Student (@FactsOfSchool) October 10, 2019
2. Can’t say no to that.
Me: “ I have so much homework to do “
Friend: “ let’s go out “
Me: pic.twitter.com/9fv3JMzQJQ
— ????? (@Athxb3) October 19, 2019
3. Don’t ask me.
i’ll never understand why teachers put a ‘?’ when they grade homework, like yeah i have no idea what’s going on either Karen
— Jonathan (@lowkeynerdyy) October 16, 2019
4. Emotional breakdown.
Me putting Me doing my
off my Homework
homework until Sunday
Sunday https://t.co/640wKfynyN— Crys (@siscrys) November 8, 2019
5. Here’s another example.
me doing my homework in tears after an emotional breakdown: pic.twitter.com/8boSz7IdJD
— ?????? (@abdelillo__) September 19, 2019
6. Literally anything else sounds better than that.
Me
|
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| _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
|Doing my homework |
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _|
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|Anything else
— College Student (@FactsOfSchool) August 28, 2019
7. Oh, it’s gonna be like that?
Maths Teacher: "For homework, you only have to finish 3 questions"
Me when I see "1a, 1b, 1c, 1d, 1e, 1f, 1g…" on my homework: https://t.co/9Rvqt26OcJ
— YT: NEIL ELI
(@AfricanEli) October 28, 2019
8. Didn’t go as planned.
i be like goes to coffee shop to do homework then leaves after 20 min of doing no homework to go shopping next door
— LICIA (@SHiTBLASTER3000) November 6, 2019
9. You did what you had to do.
Me: *has a lot of homework*
My brain:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it*takes nap*
— College Student (@FactsOfSchool) August 26, 2019
10. Sure you are…
“I’m gonna get my homework done early tonight” pic.twitter.com/RZfvqG4IbS
— College Student (@FactsOfSchool) November 6, 2019
11. The important stuff.
*doesn’t have my homework done for my classes tomorrow but has my outfit & accessories picked out the night before*
— ??????? (@thegirlinmiumiu) September 3, 2019
12. Option B seems better.
Hey guys do I:
– do my homework
– Drink water till I die
— kevboyperry (@kkevinperry) August 21, 2019
13. That’s what friends are for.
'Can I copy your homework?'
'Yeah, just change it a lil bit' pic.twitter.com/3Sz3qJNrRM
— Fandom (@getFANDOM) May 31, 2019
14. Wouldn’t that be nice?
Alexa, finish my homework for me
— College Student (@FactsOfSchool) May 27, 2019
15. Leave it up to God.
my attitude towards all my homework pic.twitter.com/0gS4y3dnRz
— des’monté
(@therealldezz) October 1, 2019
Cheers to no more homework.
EVER!
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Economists Say That Forgiving Student Debt Could Give the Economy a Major Boost
I don’t know if anyone in power will take these recommendations seriously, but a headline like this is probably music to the ears of the millions of people out there are struggling to pay off their student loans.
Although different politicians have different ideas and plans about how much student loan debt they would forgive (or not), economists say that forgiving student debt could boost the economy in huge ways while also fighting income inequality.
Economists argue that the debt forgiveness could boost the economy because so many Americans are limiting their life decisions based on their student loans.
"In the short term, it would be very positive for the housing market," says NAR's Lawrence Yun. He's not endorsing any particular plan, but he estimates that broad loan forgiveness would push up the number of home sales quite a bit. #StudentLoanDebt https://t.co/02DqVUYNW7
— REALTOR® Party (@NARRealtorParty) November 25, 2019
A prime example is Laura Greenwood, 30, of Montpelier, Vermont. Greenwood works for the state education agency in Vermont, making $63,000 a year. She said, “I make probably a better salary than a lot of my peers.” But, she added about a major life decision, “Children, it’s not about if you want them. It’s about can you afford them?”
Greenwood said she owes $96,000 in student loans for college and graduate school. She admits that this is a major hindrance to the decision to have kids with her partner. She said, “We’re interested in having kids, but just cost of living and all our other bills and then the student loans, it’s just like the final straw.”
Greenwood added that her debt makes the possibility of having children seem impossible.
Economists argue that if people like Greenwood and others saddled with debt had that anchor removed, more of them would buy houses, have kids, and start businesses.
Lawrence Yun, the National Association of Realtors chief economist, said, “In the short term, it would be very positive for the housing market. Home sales could be, say, 300,000 higher annually if people were not saddled with large student debt.” According to Yun, this would be “a boost to the housing sector as well as the economy.”
William Foster, a vice president with Moody’s, said about total loan forgiveness, “There’ve been some estimates that U.S. real GDP could be boosted on average by $86 billion to $108 billion per year.” He also said, “Student loans are now contributing to what’s perceived as lower economic prospects for younger Americans.”
On the flip side of those seemingly encouraging statements is the fact that loan debt forgiveness would be expensive. Foster said the total for student loan debt is about $1.5 trillion – which is why it’s such a drain on the economy. He claims the federal government would have to give up $85 billion in annual revenue that it collects from these loans, which would result in a wider fiscal deficit (not that it seems to matter these days).
What do you think about this controversial and divisive topic? Should student debt loan be forgiven? Or partially forgiven? Or do you think that these former students need to pay in full?
Let us know what you think in the comments.
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A scientific study found…
A scientific study found that starting high school one hour later than usual allowed students to sleep more than half an hour more, and was associated with reduced sleepiness and increased academic performance.
Teens Took Fake Babies Home for School Project, and Their Teacher Shared Their Desperate Text Messages
My brother had to do an assignment similar to this when he was in high school, and I believe his fake baby was broken by the second day. Sadly, he received an F for the project.
Bottom line: my brother was and still is very smart, obviously…
But let’s get to the story. At the Chippewa Secondary School in North Bay, Ontario, Canada, teen students got a little bit of a reality check when they had to take fake babies home and take care of them.
The teacher, Andrea Lefebvre, said, “Our students are in a grade 11 class called Raising Healthy Children. The students bring home one of the Real Care babies for the weekend to apply their learning for the caring for a newborn unit.”
Posted by Chippewa Secondary School on Monday, November 18, 2019
Let’s see how they did, shall we?
1. Don’t do that.
Posted by Chippewa Secondary School on Monday, November 18, 2019
2. A whole lot going on here.
Posted by Chippewa Secondary School on Monday, November 18, 2019
3. A little confused…
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4. Took a tumble.
Posted by Chippewa Secondary School on Monday, November 18, 2019
5. It’s your fault!
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6. Please shut off the child.
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7. SMH…
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And now let’s see some of the great reactions from people out there.

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This is so entertaining. Did you have to do this when you were in school? If so, how did it go?
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A picture of a giant robot helping…
A picture of a giant robot helping Russia revolutionaries storm the winter palace in 1917, was accidentally used in an Australian history exam. Some students wasted time in trying to figure out what the giant robot was, thinking it was a statue of a Russian politician or a battleship.
A High School Engineering Class Created a Prosthetic Arm so Middle Schooler Can Play Cello
High school kids in Irving, Texas put their engineering class to good use by fulfilling a middle school girl’s dreams of playing in the orchestra.
Kayla Arqueta was born without her left hand and part of her forearm. As a student at Austin Middle School, she wanted to join the orchestra, so she auditioned for cello. Orchestra director Carly Addison was happy to welcome Kayla to the group, but she wasn’t sure how to make it work.
“She told me she wanted to play cello and I had no idea how to make that happen, but I knew I couldn’t say no,” Carly said in a school district video.
Carly did some internet research, and she discovered another young girl who used a prosthetic arm to play the cello. The musical prosthetic was designed by Dr. Jennifer Mankoff at Carnegie Mellon University.
Texas High Schoolers Design and Build Prosthetic Arm for Student So She Can Play the Cello https://t.co/SxN4btZTea
— People (@people) November 13, 2019
After contacting Dr. Mankoff, Carly found the blueprints for the prosthetic online. Next, she learned that the high schools in her district had 3D printers, so she reached out to Dwight Davison, an engineering teacher at Nimitz High School.
Dwight hadn’t been using 3D printing in his engineering class, but he created a new class project just to help Kayla out. It was optional for students, and six enterprising teens signed up.
They successfully designed and printed a musical prosthetic for Kayla, who is now blossoming as a burgeoning cellist.
“When Kayla pulled on the string, it made this big beautiful cello sound, and I knew we had done it,” Carly said.
As for Kayla? In addition to her new prosthetic, she’s learned a valuable lesson. “I learned that people are willing to help, and that it’s okay to be different,” she said. “I would like other students to know that life is challenging, but everyone is going to love you for who you are.”
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10 Tricks for Teaching Little Kids, According to Teachers
Teaching is a profession fraught with frustration and difficulty, but it also presents adults with a unique opportunity to make a difference in a child’s life.
Luckily, there are a some ways to make teaching a little bit easier, and thankfully there are teachers out there who are ready to share their tips with the world. Here’s a small sampling of their wisdom.
10. Call Them by Their Preferred Name
You expect your students to respect you, and that’s why you need to show them you respect them as well. You may have a student that prefers to go by a nickname, middle name, or even rapper name. Ask them what they’d like to be called and abide by this.
9. Take Nothing Personally
Kids can do things that make you angry, but they also have a short memory for that sort of thing. Try to help them understand their actions in the moment, but don’t hold a grudge or take things personally. It doesn’t serve either of you.
8. Enforce Rules Consistently!
Not all children have adults in their life that enforce rules or boundaries. They may actually like you for this. One teacher mentions that she and her students think of rules together and commit to following them during the academic year by signing a “contract.”
7. Give Talkative Students Something to Do
There’s always a chatterbox in the room. Extroverted children love attention, so give them a task to do. This will get things done and make them feel good, too.
6. Laugh!
Teachers are often told they need to be tough authoritarians. This is sometimes appropriate, but remember: you’re human. Kids will appreciate an honest sense of humor, especially if you keep it in good taste.
5. Admit to Your Mistakes
Everyone misspells something or gets it wrong. It’s healthy for children to see that you can ‘fess up to your wrongdoings.
4. Provide Cell Phone Parking
Phones are a distraction to students, but they’re a necessary part of our lives today. Provide a space where your students can keep their phones during class. They’ll know it’s there when they need it, but they won’t be distracted by it.
3. Contact Home for Positive News, Too
Teachers often contact parents when there’s trouble. Make sure to let them know when their child is doing well!
2. Create a “Study Space”
One teacher mentioned having a table full of things their students can do without having to ask for permission every time. They’re allowed to staple things, get extra supplies, and grab assignments they’ve missed if they were absent. Teach them to be independent while limiting distractions
1. Consider Not Raising Your Voice
Older children (junior high and high school) may have a rebellious streak, but speaking in a quiet voice can help them calm down.
Are you a teacher? What wisdom do you want to impart to your peers? Share below!
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it could be 10 minutes left in class and the professor trying to say something important, one person starts zipping their backpack, then THE WHOLE CLASS start. I know professors be mad af hearing that early 
(@og_jaydee) 
Me
(@AfricanEli)
(@therealldezz) 
