A lot of us do dumb stuff when we’ve had a few too many brewskies, right?
You better believe it!
But you also might come up with some genius ideas when you’re three sheets to the wind, as well.
There’s a little mix of both in these 15 drunk tweets. Enjoy them!
1. A great purchase.
This is why you don't buy things when you're drunk, pic.twitter.com/pdUQGoY2gQ
— Shervin (@ShervinSinatra) March 2, 2016
2. She’s doing good work.
My mother is drunk. I walked in to the kitchen to find her having aligned the potatoes in size order. pic.twitter.com/Mu5qaZ65
— Marcus (@MariusPole) July 22, 2012
3. Are you okay, airport?
Most people drunk text their ex or someone they fancy…. Not me…. What the actual fuck was going through my drunken mind
pic.twitter.com/fK2XT8Hdtq
— Annie Severn (@annievicvic) September 27, 2016
4. You did nothing wrong. NOTHING.
My fatass was drunk last night and had a photo shoot with my McDonald’s hashbrown at 4AM pic.twitter.com/8iz80eXsEY
— The Guy (@FLJBieber) November 17, 2018
5. Mom gets it.
Some people drunk text their ex: pic.twitter.com/cMIWYktZxc
— Holly (@holly_dawsonn) October 25, 2016
6. Four deliveries! Might be a record.
I drunkenly ordered maccys four times last night because I kept forgetting I’d ordered it, they all arrived at my house before I did
x pic.twitter.com/IM9KaVCuEm
— Barney Kelly (@Barney_BK) June 23, 2019
7. Oh, there it is.
I'm just glad I didn't get so drunk last night that I forgot to charge my candy bar pic.twitter.com/Bgt8wZ1e7A
— Girlsthinkimfunny (@grlsthinkimfuny) August 28, 2016
8. That was kind of amazing.
my sister finally drank after 9 months of being pregnant and this is what happens
I am crying pic.twitter.com/JvY62dJBLn
— jooooo (@josie_grady) April 14, 2018
9. Time to head home.
when u get too drunk at the club and everyone is like ummm lets get u home pic.twitter.com/bQLMVMLqTv
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) June 14, 2015
10. Jekyll and Hyde.
How I significantly improved my Netflix pic.twitter.com/8EMjBI3PM1
— Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) May 6, 2015
11. Hello, Ms. President.
And this is why I believe I should be the next president of the United States of America. pic.twitter.com/IVHryyBjZ5
— scritt (@scritt_) August 13, 2016
12. Get it together, Steve.
Thought you guys might like this note my friend wrote to himself before going out last night
— Mama-Taz
(@Tarryntino) July 31, 2016
13. A legend, that’s for sure.
Official campaign to find and knight the girl who used McDonald's wrappers for shoes last night pic.twitter.com/aIvLru4fa0
— Martyn (@martynhett) December 17, 2016
14. The old pizza for a cushion trick. Timeless.
She's on a par with the iconic girl who used a slice of pizza as a cushion in 2014 pic.twitter.com/xwRA0ccLHW
— Martyn (@martynhett) December 17, 2016
15. That’s brilliant!
There’s three hungover girls on the table next to me, dissecting last night. From what I can gather, they have a communal PAYG phone whose number they give to creeps, and then laugh at all the thirsty messages later. I wish I had the authority to award them the Nobel prize.
— Kerry (@RoxanneLaWin) February 8, 2018
Okay, it’s confession time!
Let’s hear your most hilarious and humiliating drunk stories.
Go!
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