All These Folks Belong in the Drunk Hall of Fame

You’ve heard of the Football Hall of Fame. And the Baseball Hall of Fame.

But did you know that there’s a Drunk Hall of Fame?

It’s true! It’s a hallowed place where legends like the ones you’re about to meet are honored for their total and complete drunkenness and bad behavior!

And you and I both know there’s no shortage of that these days.

Do you think you have what it takes to be on the same level as these folks?

Let’s take a look at their shenanigans and you can let us know in the comments…

1. That’s what I call a loyal companion.

How cute is that?!?!

2. Don’t do it!

That’s never, ever a good idea.

3. Good thing you made it home.

And that was nice of you to respond…to yourself.

4. Not bad at all.

I think this was time well spent.

5. You’re really killin’ it!

Or something like that…

6. Dad, you have no idea.

He might not be super proud of that one.

7. What did you buy last night?

Looks like a crazy evening!

8. You did it!

No regrets here at all.

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9. Mom…put down the wine.

I think she’s had enough.

10. Hahahaha. This is amazing.

I wonder if this booty call worked?

Rough night from drunk

11. It’s been a while!

Glad to see that you’re back at it!

12. I wouldn’t be mad either.

Your roommate did a good thing.

Okay, it’s confession time…

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done while you were drunk?

Talk to us in the comments and let us know.

Thanks in advance!

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Guy Asks if He’s Wrong for Not Telling His Wife Her Underage Daughter Got Drunk

I always find it to be so interesting to see how moms and dads react so differently to underage drinking.

Some are completely mortified by it and act like the world might be ending, and others just seem to take it in stride and not let it ruin their day…or their year…

This story comes to us from Reddit’s “Am I the *sshole” page and it involves underage drinking and some secrets…

Let’s see what this guy had to say.

AITA for not telling my wife that I picked her daughter up drunk from a house party?

“I’m going to try to keep this short and simple.

I always tell my daughter and my stepdaughter if they’re ever in a situation that they need to get out of, just call me and I’ll drop whatever I’m doing and I will pick them up no questions asked no judgments made.

I let them know that I used to be a teenager once before, I told them everyone is entitled to make bad decisions every now and then. We’re only human and it’s a part of life.

Last weekend I got a call from my stepdaughter (17), she told me she snuck out of the house and went to a party and had too much to drink. She was scared of passing out at the party because there was people there she didn’t know.

I got there just in time, she was so drunk she couldn’t even walk. I had to pick her up and carry her to the car. I told her I was disappointed that she snuck out, but I also told her I was glad she made the right choice, the safe choice to have me pick her up.

I haven’t told my wife about it, because I don’t want to violate the deal I made with her. I want her to know that she can trust me. I just hope I’m making the right choice.”

Uh oh…sounds like a pretty sticky situation to me. Let’s see what AskReddit users had to say about this.

One person argued that the trust between the man and his stepdaughter should not be broken.

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Another reader responded with some very good advice about what the man should do next regarding his stepdaughter.

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And a woman who is also a mom offered up her thoughts about how she would have handled the situation.

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Another Reddit user talked about how keeping secrets is not a good thing…and it could lead to trouble.

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Lastly, this person did not agree with the others who responded and thinks that the man did indeed act like an *sshole in this situation.

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How do you feel about this situation?

Should he have filled his wife in about this situation, or kept her in the dark?

Sound off in the comments and let us know what you think!

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Drinking Memes for Folks Who Are Gonna Get Lit up Tonight

Wouldn’t it be awesome to be able to go to a bar and socialize and drink with your friends and some complete strangers?

And do it all WITHOUT A MASK?

Yes, it sounds great, but unfortunately, we don’t live in that kind of world at the moment.

So it looks like everyone will be drinking at home for the time being…and I have a feeling that you and many other people out there are going to be doing some drinking TONIGHT.

So enjoy these drinkin’ memes that we think will take the edge off.

1. Let’s go to another dimension!

It’s gonna be a long night…

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2. That’s not an option.

I don’t want to hear that word!

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3. I think I’m gonna puke.

This is the worst.

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4. You made a good effort.

But it wasn’t good enough!

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5. This is the way it goes.

Does this describe you?

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6. Good point!

Good advice to follow.

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7. I got it!

Back off!

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8. Oh, I’m doing great!

Can’t you tell?

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9. The liquid diet.

It works!

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10. Go for it!

You might as well at this point…

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11. This is gonna be ugly.

What did I do?!?!

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12. In love! With vodka.

Makes a great partner!

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13. I don’t know that person.

And I have no idea what you’re talking about…

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14. Just one drink…

Always leads to this…

Now we want to hear from you!

Have you been throwing back the drinks during this shutdown?

Tell us WHAT you’ve been drinking and WHERE you’ve been drinking in the comments.

And if you have any good photos, share those with us as well.

Thanks!

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People Talk About What They’re Really Like When They Get Drunk

There are many types of drunks out there. Some people are a lot of fun, some turn into absolute monsters, and others just fall onto the ground and becoming hysterical, sobbing disasters.

I can tell you what kind of drunk I am: I definitely loosen up and I like to laugh and have a good time. I definitely DO NOT get angry, which I can’t say for some other people I’ve known throughout my life.

AskReddit users got real and opened up about what kind of drunks they are.

1. Who needs a drink?!?!

“The rich kind.

I may be broke as hell and counting my cents earlier that day and waiting for a check, but when I pass a certain point in the evening I start paying shots and beers left and right like if I was a millionaire baby.”

2. Mood = Amplified.

“My general mood gets amplified.

If I’m happy, I get happier. If I’m sad, I get sadder, etc etc etc.”

3. Here’s the plan…

“Drunk me makes elaborate plans to do things with people that sober me never follows through with.”

4. It comes in stages.

“I start out as a fun drunk and then i turn into an emotional and sad drunk.

Then i finish off as a philosophical drunk.”

5. Cheers to my friends!

“I’m typically a quiet, reserved sober that turns into a fun-loving, talkative drunk that wants to befriend everyone around them.”

6. You can do it…now let’s eat!

“I start telling everyone how great they are and that they can definitely pursue their dreams.

Then… I get the munchies.”

7. You are amazing!

“No one is more supportive and encouraging than drunk women in a public bathroom.

Seriously, I have both given and received some incredible compliments to total strangers.”

8. You sound like fun.

“The one who talks about life, death, and existence after two tequila shots.

Also, extremely horny.”

9. Let me tell you my life story.

“Man.

I’m the worst.

I mean, I overshare sober. DrunkMe has no filter AT ALL. I mean, she’s hilarious. But I always wake up thinking “I said WHAT to WHO?!??!?!””

10. Good thing you’re sober.

“Angry, violent and awful. I have an allergic reaction to alcohol that causes me to breakout in handcuffs.

I had nine years sober in April.”

11. Not doing that anymore.

“Happy, pleasantly dozy and distracted, but only temporarily as I’m using booze and drugs to numb things out to the point of black out and not remembering details the next day.

I realized I still have to wake up to the same shit the following day, so what’s the point?

Been sober for 56 days.”

12. Where’s my credit card?

“The “orders crazy shit online” kind of drunk.

So far, I’ve ordered grumpy cat leggings, an embroidery set, socks that make your legs look like chicken legs, the entire Harry Potter series in Dutch and Swedish (I speak neither language), concert tickets, a popcorn machine, a llama flower pot, countless pizzas, and more alcohol.”

13. Here come the insults.

“I’m get giggly and funny.

Unfortunately, the byproduct of this is I also get super insulting. I mean it be funny but not everyone shares my sense of humor. I know I have to shut it down when I start roasting everyone within earshot.”

14. LEAVE ME ALONE, I’M STARVING.

“Hungry drunk.

Drunk me at the pub definitely means loads of oysters, wings and garlic bread will be consumed.”

15. Sharing the love.

“The really touchy kind, really huggy and lovey-dovey, which is weird because I rarely ever hug people.”

16. That’s not good.

“Sad and angry, which tends to lead to violence.

I commented on something similar before and I got absolutely destroyed by people saying it’s my choice to be a sad angry drunk and that I’m just a pussy who wants to be hard.

I just want to be happy and not hurt people, which alcohol takes that choice away from me but apparently people seem to think it’s my decision to punch walls and cry about how much I hate my life.”

17. The life of the party.

“Anyone who knows both sober and drunk me can definitely tell when I’m starting to get a buzz.

I suddenly become very chatty and before anyone knows it, I’m walking up to strangers and talking to them, making new friends that I’ll likely never see again.”

18. Okay, time to go to sleep.

“I can go from witty and charming to extremely tired within a minute.”

Open and honest. That’s the way I like it.

Now we want to hear from the readers out there.

What kind of drunk are you?

Talk to us in the comments!

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Man Steals Electric Shopping Cart from Walmart and Drives It from Bar to Bar

Many of us have done some pretty stupid things when we’ve had too much to drink, but, if we’re lucky, we don’t get caught – and it definitely doesn’t become national news.

That’s not what happened to this guy.

Also, side note: if Bill Murray can drive around the streets of Stockholm in a golf cart, why can’t this guy have a little fun?

For the record, we don’t condone drinking and driving any kind of vehicle…but this is still kind of a hilarious story.

A man in Terrebonne Parish, Louisiana, stole an electric shopping cart from a Walmart and proceeded to drive it from bar to bar. The man, Brice Kendell Williams, 32, said he did it because he didn’t want to get a DUI, though he still ended up being charged with a felony for “Unauthorized use of a moveable.”

Someone at a bar in Houma, Louisiana, reported to police that a man had arrived there on a motorized shopping cart after midnight. Police arrived at the bar and found the cart parked between cars in the parking lot. After he was arrested, Kendell told police that he had been at another bar earlier when he decided to steal the cart so he (hopefully) wouldn’t get a DUI.

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I mean, why would a motorized cart from Walmart draw any attention if someone drove it up and parked it at a bar, right?

Kendell’s bond was set at $2,500.

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15 Funny Tweets About Really Drunk People

A lot of us do dumb stuff when we’ve had a few too many brewskies, right?

You better believe it!

But you also might come up with some genius ideas when you’re three sheets to the wind, as well.

There’s a little mix of both in these 15 drunk tweets. Enjoy them!

1. A great purchase.

2. She’s doing good work.

3. Are you okay, airport?

4. You did nothing wrong. NOTHING.

5. Mom gets it.

6. Four deliveries! Might be a record.

7. Oh, there it is.

8. That was kind of amazing.

9. Time to head home.

10. Jekyll and Hyde.

11. Hello, Ms. President.

12. Get it together, Steve.

13. A legend, that’s for sure.

14. The old pizza for a cushion trick. Timeless.

15. That’s brilliant!

Okay, it’s confession time!

Let’s hear your most hilarious and humiliating drunk stories.

Go!

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14 Crazy Things That Happened When People Got Blackout Drunk

A lot of us know what it’s like to have a drink or two and start to get slurry, but how many of you have reached that stage where your memory just shuts off?

Because if you have, you remember it. Well, sort of. See, you remember NOT remembering. Because that’s a VERY strange feeling. You could have been walking around, talking, being silly, and your memory just shut off.

That’s what happened to these 14 people and they, thankfully, lived to tell the tales!

1. Jeezus…

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2. Almost Whitney Houston’d it…

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3. Well, you’re quite the asshole…

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4. Hahahaha… oh boy…

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5. Yes, sometimes it gets messy AF!

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6. That’s bound to happen…

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7. Well, that’s a win!

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8. How do you know he’s not…?

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9. At least you’re a happy drunk!

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10. Well, sounds like you spent some more time in South America…

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11. Haha, well, you weren’t wrong!

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13. Yeah, I’d worry too!

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13. Well… that’s one way to do it!

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14. And there ya have it! Our winner!

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Do you “remember” a particularly bad blackout situation? Care to share? We totally understand if you don’t, but it is nice to get these things off of our chests.

Share what you can in the comments!

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15 Drunk People That Will Make You Laugh and Shake Your Head

All of us know that moderation is the key to life…but seeing very drunk people do really ridiculous things is quite entertaining, isn’t it?

You bet it is!

So sit back, kick your feet up, and enjoy these amusing posts from very drunk people and the very drunk things they did…

1. It was an impulse purchase.

2. That was NOT a mistake.

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3. Time well spent.

4. How’d it taste?

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5. Are you okay, Gatwick Airport?

6. You got Punk’d!

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7. Looks like a killer party.

8. Got it, Mom?

9. It’ll be fully charged in the morning.

10. That was a nice shot!

11. I need to do this to my fridge.

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12. Why are you ruining me?

13. Sounds normal to me.

14. Seems a little excessive.

15. Just pretend it doesn’t exist.

What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done after you had a few too many drinks?

Share your stories in the comments so we can all enjoy them!

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Drunk People Can Sometimes Be Really Entertaining. Here’s the Proof.

Sometimes, drunk folks can be totally annoying, unbearable, and even violent.

But other times, people who’ve had a little too much booze can be awesome, hilarious, generous, THE BEST.

These folks definitely fall into the second category.

1. Not disappointed

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2. FALSE

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3. That’s why

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4. Big business

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5. Crimesolvers

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6. That’s not good

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7. Super strength

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8. Hahaha

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9. Sounds like a catch

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10. That’ll help

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11. Very late

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12. That is incredible

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13. Help me, Alexa

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14. New BFF

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15. On top of it

I’m drunk

Drink up and be somebody!

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Honest People Admit Dumb Things They Did While Completely Blackout Drunk

How many of us have reached that stage where your memory just shuts off? Because if you have, you remember it. Well, sort of.

See, you remember NOT remembering. Because that’s a VERY strange feeling. You could have been walking around, talking, being silly, and your memory just shut off.

That’s what happened to these 19 people and they, thankfully, lived to tell the tales!

1. Well, hopefully that didn’t end up messy…

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2. Yeah, understand this feeling…

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3. Okay then… secrets revealed… again!

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4. “Yeah, can you delete that pls? Thx.”

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5. Yikes! With friends look those…

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6. Haha, well, you weren’t wrong!

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7. Yeah, I’d worry too!

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8. Well… that’s one way to do it!

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9. And there ya have it! Our winner!

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10. That’s bound to happen…

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11. Well, that’s a win!

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12. How do you know he’s not…?

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13. At least you’re a happy drunk!

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14. Well, sounds like you spent some more time in South America…

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15. Jeezus…

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16. Almost Whitney Houston’d it…

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17. Well, you’re quite the asshole…

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18. Hahahaha… oh boy…

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19. Yes, sometimes it gets messy AF!

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Your worst blackout situation?

Share what you can remember in the comments!

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