A Horrible Fart Forces Kenyan Regional Assembly to Pause Their Debate

Everyone passes gas sometimes, but not everyone’s farts are smelly enough to disrupt the political process.

A member of a Kenyan regional assembly emitted a fart that was so foul, the entire assembly had to disperse in the middle of a debate, BBC reports. The Homa Bay county assembly had just returned from a lunch break to debate market stalls when they were interrupted by the sudden stench. Several men began to argue over who had dealt it (obviously).

“Honorable Speaker, one of us has polluted the air and I know who it is,” Julius Gaya reportedly told the assembly.

He went on to directly accuse a fellow member, who denied having done the deed, saying: “I am not the one. I cannot do such a thing in front of my colleagues.”

Speaker Edwin Kakach then paused the debate and told members to step outside and take a break from the smell in the chamber. Edwin also asked officials to bring in air fresheners “to make it pleasant.”

“Get whatever flavor you will find in any office, whether it’s vanilla or strawberry. We cannot continue sitting in an environment that smells bad,” Edwin said.

Fortunately, that didn’t prove to be necessary. After a 10 minute break, members returned to the room to find that the smell had subsided before any air fresheners were found. The heated debate on market stalls continued.

Guess we’ll never know who dealt it for sure.

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PETA Probably Shouldn’t Have Asked Twitter for Reasons to Eat Bacon

PETA, PETA, PETA. I admire your cause (even though I’m too much of a carnivore to join your ranks), but sometimes you just bring the pain upon yourself. Like recently, when the animal rights organization posed a question on Twitter that opened the floodgates for some serious Twitter snark.

Photo Credit: Twitter, PETA

As you might expect, some Twitter users immediately began trolling PETA.

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Some cut straight to the chase. IT’S DELICIOUS.

Others didn’t feel the need to offer a detailed explanation. It is what it is.

The debate spilled over into the political realm, as Utah Senator Orrin Hatch got in on the action. Hey, the man has principles.

Photo Credit: Twitter, senorrinhatch

Photo Credit: Twitter, senorrinhatch

When an angry Tweeter told the Senator, “I hope you choke on it,” he replied with a zinger.

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This guy presented a very thoughtful response.

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And then the trolls reappeared.

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Where do you stand on this issue? Carnivore? Vegan? Vegetarian?

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