Oh boy, here we go…
Millennials have been trying for years to get older generations to listen to the truth about how hard life can be for them: jobs are scarce, they don’t pay nearly enough to cover average student loan payments, and living at home with their parents is just sad after a while.
Luckily, millennials are also pretty good at a self-effacing and sarcastic brand of humor that plays really well on Twitter, so please enjoy these 12 “jokes” that won’t leave you feeling at all warm and fuzzy about the future plans of a generation.
12. There’s a progression there.
Don't know if anybody beat me to this one yet…
Gotta get a job before you can retire. pic.twitter.com/jz8JZLmAfW
— FP Sonson (@DJDigitalDonkey) September 17, 2019
11. You just have to wait out, well…you know.
Move to the main floor of their parents’ house. #MillennialRetirementPlans
— Steve Redmond (@sjredmond) September 17, 2019
10. It might be our only hope.
Cultivate my kids so they can become successful millionaires and live off of them #millennialretirementplans pic.twitter.com/4iLFMOigWy
— Leah Williams Fitch (@fitch_williams) September 17, 2019
9. Shoot for the moon, I guess.
Hope we don't die in our chairs during a meeting that could have been an email.#MillennialRetirementPlans
— Spooky Liz
(@elizlipp) September 17, 2019
8. This seems like a legit plan.
Work yourself to death and you won’t have to worry about retirement. #MillennialRetirementPlans pic.twitter.com/TDxqGIrLCT
— Jennifer (@jenninjuice1) September 17, 2019
7. Even the people in the mountains could bet on that.
gonna have oceanfront property once the water rises #MillennialRetirementPlans
— giggles (@mrsamandalyn) September 17, 2019
6. I hope she stored those things in plastic bags.
Auctioning off the hundreds of beanie babies Mom bought in the 90’s. They must be worth a fortune by now! #MillennialRetirementPlans
— bElla is daisy rain (@Czexabella) September 17, 2019
5. Your resume is gonna look soooo good.
Finally earn enough experience to get an entry level job. #millennialretirementplans
— lamegirlblues (@lamegirlblues) September 17, 2019
4. Oooh what river? Is there a view?
#MillennialRetirementPlans A van down by the river. pic.twitter.com/UMJounDrv2
— starlightinflight (@mylightinflight) September 17, 2019
3. There’s going to be even more ocean to explore.
#MillennialRetirementPlans sail endlessly on a makeshift skiff in a world submerged by melted polar ice caps pic.twitter.com/6TqPznTuKS
— Monkey74
(@Mnky74) September 17, 2019
2. Eh, why bother? I feel that.
#MillennialRetirementPlans
Why is this even on trending? We all know we'll never be able to retire.— Rachel G (@RachelG1919) September 17, 2019
1. Time for the Baby Boomers to prove they’re as great as they say.
#MillennialRetirementPlans
Hope the parents planned for my retirement too.— Diane's Casper (@AccountDiane) September 17, 2019
I fall right on the cusp of this generation and I’ve gotta say…I feel this. Who can worry about the future when I’m wasting time worrying about living until my next paycheck now?
Not millennials.
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