15 Tweets from Dads Who Have Accepted the Hilarious, Undignified Reality of Fatherhood

You lose many things when you become a parent, and yes, dignity certainly makes that list.

A reality these 15 dads are definitely living…

Proof below.

15. I mean at least they’re not currently destroying anything.

14. I hope your self esteem can take a beating.

13. I’m sure they just moved along.

12. You definitely wonder why you bother talking.

11. A stark realization.

10. Anyone? Anyone at all?

9. That’s all?

8. This is your full time job now.

7. She’s not wrong.

6. Repeat with sunscreen, diaper cream, soap…

5. Achievement unlocked.

4. Because he’s just given up, that’s why.

3. I feel his posture.

2. It gets less adorable quickly.

1. It’s your job.

Parenthood, man. It’s…great. Mostly.

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Instagram Gets Fooled by a Fake “Influencer”… Again

Right now, we live in a very strange world. People are famous and wealthy for doing almost nothing except knowing how, when, and where to take a photo and post it to social media. Very odd…

A construction worker named Omar asked his daughter what an “influencer” is, and after she explained the (pretty ridiculous) reality behind this phenomenon, Omar said “Pssh, I could do that!”

And he did: He started his own Instagram account with carefully curated photos of his everyday life.

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Omar posted his first photo on May 3, 2019, and his numbers have gone through the roof. As of this writing, Omar has 435,000 Instagram followers. I’d call that a success, wouldn’t you?

Take a look at Omar’s pics and maybe pick up some tips on how you can become an influencer yourself.

PS: Read all the way until the end for an important update on this viral, trending story. It turns out that all is not as it seems…

1. On the job

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Hi, I’m Omar. This is my office. ??‍♂️?

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2. A delicious cup of coffee

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I ❤ coffee.

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3. Pinkies up

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When your work neighbors have the best coffee in town. ☕?

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4. Blowtorch

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Stogie break. ?

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5. The splash

6. More coffee

7. Stogie time

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Nothing like a good cigar after a hard day’s work. ?

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8. Here I am

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Job site, downtown Austin. ?

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Update: it turns out that Omar and his Instagram persona are just a marketing ploy by an ad agency to sell coffee.

Cuvée Coffee in Austin, Texas, to be exact. If you go back and look through “Omar’s” photos, there are quite a few coffee pics in there and they’re all tagged the same location.

Duped again!

Mike McKim, the owner of Cuvée Coffee, said, “The whole idea was what we always thought as an influencer, and what we used as an influencer in the past, they don’t always fit our brand. We need a different type of influencer: a hard-worker, blue-collar guy.” So McKim worked with a marketing company to create the Omar character and the ad campaign.

I wish Omar was real, but this is still a pretty clever marketing ploy, I must admit.

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15 Funny Tweets About Dad Culture

Dad humor is pretty much the same across the board. And so is dad culture.

You know EXACTLY what I’m talking about.

And these tweets really nailed it.

1. How does this work?

2. No one else can do it

3. Sums it up

4. It’s pretty much over

5. Not going that high

6. Let me show you how it’s done

7. Does it sync up?

8. Don’t even look at it

9. Slow it down

10. The parking pass is crucial

11. This is art?

12. ALWAYS have to back in

13. Their favorite place

14. Let’s watch that again

15. Representing

Dads are pretty hilarious, don’t ya think?

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People Share the Times They Were Savaged by Their Parents and Family

Writer Alanna Bennett’s mom savaged her and she just had to share the shame on Twitter…

Ouch.

And that memory has apparently never gone away.

Once Alanna shared, you know other people wanted to jump in on the fun.

Like Julia’s dad and his hush money…

Or Alan’s “gift”…

Rita’s dad doesn’t know how to refer to breasts correctly…

And Leigh’s dad is kind of a dick…

Oh look! Another fun daddy/daughter exchange!

These parents are apparently SO proud!

This dad had a solution for his picky eater…

Oh hai cats!

Sometimes, siblings can make up for the savageness that parents can’t supply…

Or best friends!

What are some savage moments your friends and family destroyed you with?

Personally, I have none. Me and my family always get along great and we support each other in everything we do. Always.

And if you believe that…

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20 Memes for Moms That Are Extremely Relatable

Being a mom is a higher learning institution where a toddler is the teacher, and they’re making up new lessons randomly and without warning. And every day you have to pass test after test after test.

And if you fail… oh boy. Let’s not even talk about that.

Let’s just read some memes instead. And eat chocolate. And talk about our kids.

20. How yo doin’?? ?

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19. Oh, you sassy gurl!

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18. Oh yeah, dat me!

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17. Truth

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16. RUN! Protect the treasure!

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15. But do you have to, tho?

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14. Oh, blame the dads again, ehhhhh?

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13. HALP!

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12. The right is just the industrial version…

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11. “You want to play a game, mommy?”

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10. Stop touching it!

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9. Damn it feels good to be a toddler…

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8. But would you?

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7. Complete and utter destruction of the mind, body and soul

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6. I’m HUGE!

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5. You can do anything. But there are consequences.

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4. Yo betch! Cheez-its! Right meow!

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3. Tonight I googled, “Does giving kids booze to sleep really work…”

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2. Rules? What rules!?!

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1. Always on poop. Forever on poop.

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Just remember moms… you chose this.

But you’re free to complain.

We’re listening.

We’re always listening…

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20 Things That All Dads Do, Even Though They Have No Idea Why

Why are so many dads across the same? Even if they’ve led completely different lives? And why are dad jokes universal?

BUT… the tweets below illustrate easily how true the jokes really are – even if men don’t even realize how and when and why it starts to happen.

20. Because kids are exhausting, obvs.

19. Their backs hurt.

18. They don’t really know what year it is.

17. They have so little joy in life.

16. Safety first!

15. Seriously why do they love noise?

14. It’s very serious business.

13. Their diets are crap.

12. Ask George Costanza.

11. To irritate others, I’m pretty sure.

10. To make sure they did not, in fact, melt in their hand?

9. That’s what they need, I guess.

8. No music when it’s time to get down to business.

7. I have no idea but they totally do.

6. What even is real money?

5. They know a shortcut.

4. Because meat.

3. Because they paid for it, most likely.

2. To aid in digestion.

1. I mean that’s your opinion.

We may not know why this happens to men, but it sure is funny!

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10+ Hilarious Memes That Every Parent Can Relate To

If you’re a parent, or even if you’re not, these memes are relatable AF.

Still, this is for all the parents out there, who tirelessly put up with their kids’ bullshit.

You have our respect.

1. Good life rules…

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2. OMFG… you’re going to kill us all…

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3. Oh? Yes? What? Who?

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4. Come on kid! You need to alert me to these things!

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5. Why not?

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6. Truer words…

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7. Oh realllllllyyyyyyy….

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8. They love it.

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9. They. Don’t. Care.

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10. I’m not frazzled. Who’s frazzled? Not me!

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11. Pretty much!

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12. Child of the year!

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13. See! I’m perfect too!

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You know what’s fun? Sharing posts with your mommy and daddy friends.

Because what’s nicer than being tagged in a funny meme?

Answer: nothing.

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12 People Who Got Savaged Hard by Their Own Families

Family is always there for us when things get bad, but when life is going relatively smoothly, they’re also the first people to crack a joke at your expense. It’s just how it goes.

Have your parents ever savagely embarrassed you and not even realized it? How about they did realize it, but they simply didn’t give a fuck because you might have been acting like a diva?

Yeah, they have!  ? ?

Writer Alanna Bennett’s mom did once and she just had to share the shame on Twitter…

Ouch.

And that memory has apparently never gone away.

Once Alanna shared, you know other people wanted to jump in on the fun.

Sometimes, siblings can make up for the savageness that parents can’t supply…

Or best friends!

Rita’s dad doesn’t know how to refer to breasts correctly…

And Leigh’s dad is kind of a dick…

Oh look! Another fun daddy/daughter exchange!

There’s Julia’s dad and his hush money…

Or Alan’s “gift”…

These parents are apparently SO proud!

This dad had a solution for his picky eater…

Oh hai cats!

What are some savage moments your friends and family destroyed you with?

Personally, I have none. Me and my family always get along great and we support each other in everything we do. Always.

And if you believe that…

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15+ Dads Who Totally Out-Dadded Themselves This Year

Dads are a whole other breed of human. I’m not sure if “Dad-ness” (which includes symptoms like lame jokes and wearing New Balance shoes) is something that all men just carry dormant within them, or if it’s a side-effect of having kids. Either way, it comes for all of us one day.

But that’s what makes Dads such wonderful (and funny) people.

And these dads are taking it to the next level.

1. Hahahaha

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2. F-A-R-T

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3. Meow

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4. He needed that

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5. He’s an expert now

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6. Backup

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7. Proud papa

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8. We can get toast, too

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9. Yes, you do

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10. Which one are you again?

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11. This is incredible

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12. Solid move

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13. Sorry, Dad

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14. Noooooooooo

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15. Sounds familiar

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16. Why not?

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17. Slang

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18. He blew it

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19. You’ve been lied to

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20. Going way back

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Let’s all tip our caps to the dads out there. They keep us entertained, if nothing else.

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These Hilarious Comics Show That Dads Change After Kids, Too

Weng Chen, a mother and the illustrator behind The Messycow comics, decided it was high time people saw how parenthood changes men as well as women.

“I don’t have big chunks of time to work, it’s always a couple hours in between chores and taking care of the kids,” she told Bored Panda. “But it’s fun and meaningful to document my children’s growth, as well as mine.”

Mornings.

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Weekends!

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Privacy.

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Clothing.

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Poop Stuff.

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Presents!

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Shopping trips.

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Motivators.

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Eating in the car.

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Memory…

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And there you have it!

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