The Intricacies of Fatherhood: 7 Captivating Facts about Dads

Fatherhood, an intricate dance between parenting roles and societal influences, presents a fascinating tapestry that’s been woven over time. As we celebrate the role of fathers in society, let’s uncover five intriguing facts about dads that you might not have known.

1. The Growing Bond of Millennial Dads

Millennial fathers have been breaking traditional molds, spending three times more time with their kids than their fathers did with them. To highlight this evolution, a survey from 1982 discovered that 43% of fathers confessed to never having changed a diaper. Fast forward to today, and this figure has plummeted to a mere 3%, reflecting a shift in paternal responsibilities.

2. The Mysterious Origins of ‘Dad’

The term “Dad,” universally understood and cherished, has perplexingly elusive roots. Language experts believe it sprang from infantile or childish speech, given the absence of concrete historical or linguistic evidence pinpointing its origin.

3. The Peculiar Consequences of Fatherly Age

Research offers intriguing insights on the impact of a father’s age at the time of his child’s birth. Findings indicate that children born to older fathers may not be traditionally ‘attractive,’ but they carry a silver lining – these children tend to have longer lifespans compared to those born to younger fathers. While this correlation might seem perplexing, it reflects the complex interplay between genetics, age, and longevity.

4. The Deep-Seated Impact of Paternal Rejection

The emotional and psychological influence of fathers stretches far. Studies indicate that children rejected by their fathers are more prone to social anxiety and might struggle to form friendships, leading to potential long-term social disorders. This highlights the critical role fathers play in shaping their children’s emotional and social well-being.

5. The Screen Time vs. Dad Time Debate

When faced with the choice of watching TV or spending time with their fathers, a startling 54% of U.S. children aged 4-6 opted for the former. While this might initially appear disheartening, it serves as a reminder of the importance of nurturing engaging and meaningful bonds between fathers and their children.

6. The Unscripted Moment in ‘Kindergarten Cop’

Unbeknownst to many, a memorable scene in the movie “Kindergarten Cop” showcases more reality than acting. When Arnold Schwarzenegger asks the children, “Who is your daddy and what does he do?”, many of the child actors were actually sharing details about their real fathers’ occupations, as they weren’t given scripted lines.

7. The Unknowing Fathers

A poignant statistic reveals that approximately 4% of fathers are unknowingly not the biological parent of their child. This figure underscores the complexity of modern relationships and the diverse realities within the realm of fatherhood.

Is This Woman a Jerk for Not Caring About Dad’s Cancer Diagnosis? Here’s How People Responded.

Family dynamics can be tricky…and they’re all very different.

What one person thinks is normal can seem outrageous to another person and vice versa.

And people definitely develop strong feelings about their relatives based on how they were raised.

This woman shared her personal story on the “Am I the *sshole?” page on Reddit and asked the readers there for advice.

AITA for not caring about my dad’s cancer diagnosis?

“For context, I (30F) am a product of my dad’s infidelity.

He lied to my mom about being single, they dated, he got my mom pregnant, she was given a heads up about dad’s shadiness by one of her coworkers, my mom confronted him, and that was that. My mom took out a restraining order against my dad before I turned 1 because of his constant threatening to take me away, so I never met him and I’ve never been interested in doing so.

Jump forward to 2018 and my mom told me she’d found my dad on Facebook and that they’d started messaging each other. She said he was looking forward to meeting me and that she’d set up a date for us to have dinner without asking if I was even interested in meeting him.

I didn’t feel comfortable being alone with my dad, but to avoid any drama with my mom, who lives with me, I caved and had dinner with him. It went well at first, but then he started bragging about all his money and his perfect daughters. It made me shut down and feel awful about myself. After dinner, he complained to my mom that I was unresponsive and didn’t seem excited to meet him.

Knowing my mom and her tendency to side with everyone else but her kids, I was given the silent treatment until I apologized. Apparently, I ruined his dream of meeting me by not welcoming him into my life with open arms. It’s now 2021 and in the short time we’ve known each other, my dad has managed to make me feel like sh*t many times.

The last straw was when he tried to guilt me for not contacting him everyday when I’d explained that I sometimes go through low periods where I retreat and have very little contact with anyone. (I know there’s a name for it, but I’ve never been properly diagnosed because I was ridiculed at a young age by my mom for feeling depressed when I had no real problems.)

My dad refused to understand that it’s for the sake of my mental health and said I just don’t want to build a relationship with him. I cut contact with him after that because I don’t feel like I owe him anything and I was tired of all his snide remarks about me. I was fine before we met and I certainly didn’t need one more person in my life to please. I was done.

A few days ago, my mom came to me crying about how my dad had just been diagnosed with cancer. Obviously, I feel bad for him because no one deserves that disease. But my mom now thinks I’m a monster for not crumbling to my knees in sorrow at the thought of possibly losing my dad.

She’s grown very close to him again over the past couple years, so she thinks he’s this great person that was only trying to get close to his long-lost daughter, but she doesn’t know how manipulative he was trying to be with me.

My mom isn’t speaking to me anymore and probably won’t until I contact my dad. I don’t want to invite him back in though. I’m sorry he’s going through this difficult time, but that’s about it. Am I an *sshole for not caring the way I’m “supposed” to?”

Let’s see how folks on Reddit responded.

This person said that the woman is not an *sshole and that she might want to consider cutting off ties with both of her parents.

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Another Reddit user made it pretty clear: both of this woman’s parents really SUCK.

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This individual agreed that the woman’s mother is also a manipulative person. And the dad just seems downright selfish.

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This person said that the woman might want to consider building her own support circle outside of her family and that this really does seem like a nightmare situation.

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Finally, this reader argued that just because this is her biological father, it doesn’t mean the woman owes him anything.

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What do you think about how this woman is reacting to her father’s cancer diagnosis?

Talk to us in the comments and let us know.

Thanks in advance!

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Funny Dad Joke Memes for All the Fellas Out There

I’ve said it before but it’s time to say it once more: dad jokes are UNIVERSAL.

You could’ve been the wildest, baddest, craziest dude in your group of friends, but then you have a child and BAM!, you’ve now transformed into a total cheeseball who likes to tell the corniest jokes on the planet.

But don’t worry about it! Because even though they are super corny, most people think those jokes are also pretty hilarious.

In a dad kind of way, if you know what I mean…

So let’s dive into some funny memes about dad jokes that we’ll all enjoy, but that the guys out there will really love.

And hey, it’ll give you some new material to work with!

1. That’s not good!

But he sure got ya with a zinger!

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2. Hahahaha. Wooo!

A new classic.

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3. I see what you did there!

Web designer? Are you kidding me?!?!

4. Wrong answer!

It works every single time.

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5. Yes, your son.

You might want to avoid jokes at a time like this.

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6. Dissing the pear.

That wasn’t very nice.

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7. It only takes one time.

And, well, you know the rest of the story.

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8. You don’t see that very often.

I love getting out into nature!

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9. That’s what you wanted, right?

He’s in big trouble now…

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10. Your only options are…

Yes or No!

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11. No, this car doesn’t go to space.

Next question?

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12. He showed him.

Don’t ask a question like that unless you’re looking for this kind of answer.

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13. The dog has been spending a lot of time with Dad.

And it shows!

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14. This one might freak some people out.

You probably shouldn’t say it out loud.

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15. This one is actually pretty true.

But dads can use it, too!

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Okay, now we want to hear from all the readers out there!

In the comments, please humor us and tell us the cheesiest dad joke that you know.

Please and thank you!

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These Dad Joke Memes Are Sure to Make You Smile…And Probably Roll Your Eyes

Dads are known for many things: taking care of us, being positive role models, encouraging us throughout life.

Oh, and for their incredibly cheesy and corny jokes!

You can’t deny that, no matter who your dad is.

For some reason, it becomes embedded in their DNA that they’re gonna turn into total cornballs as soon as they become fathers.

Hey, we’re not complaining! We love it!

And we think you will, too…but you’ll also roll your eyes, as all kids do at their dads.

Let’s take a look at these memes about dad jokes!

1. Let’s not fight, people.

Those are fightin’ words!

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2. Either one will work.

Which song would you prefer that I sing?

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3. You just can’t deny the power of this one.

A modern classic.

4. What’s up, stairs?

Oh, I get it!

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5. Yes, those kinds of turtles!

She’s a great employee.

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6. This is good.

Joking with the cops is a really good idea most of the time.

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7. She’s young, give her a break.

That was a rude question.

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8. Oh, I know you!

We’re old friends!

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9. Zing! Good one!

Your wife probably loved that joke at a time like this.

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10. Lighten up the mood a little bit.

Dad would be so proud.

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11. Definitely time to move it into the bedroom.

I hope it fits through the door.

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12. Can we speak Polish, please?

Oh, good, you’re fluent in it…

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13. Dad was the victim in this one!

Nice work!

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14. Works on so many levels…

Feel free to use it!

Oh, Dad, you did it again!

Okay, now it’s your turn!

In the comments, please tell us about the hilarious and ridiculous jokes that your dad likes to make.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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If Your Dad Doesn’t Remember Your Friends’ Names, You’re Not The Only One

I’ve been friends with some people for over 20 years and my mom pretty much all of them and what’s going on in their lives, at least on a surface level.

My dad? He’s met some of these people dozens of times over the years and he literally has no clue who any of them are. You remember Tim, who used to come over every single day when I was growing up? Nope. A total blank for Dear Old Dad.

And I guess I’m not alone, because people on Twitter have the exact same issue with their Dads. Take a look…

1. Never seen them before.

2. That’s 123 Main Street.

3. Hope for the best.

4. I think it’s all of them.

5. The man needs help.

6. That one friend you have…

7. That means you’re not going anywhere.

8. Get it together, Dad!

9. You really missed out.

10. That’s a long time.

11. Grandpas are still dads.

12. And we have a mom who admits to it, too…


So accurate and so on-point.

Do these tweets sum up your dad?

Tell us about it in the comments! Let’s keep this thread going!

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Millennial dads are spending 3 times…

Millennial dads are spending 3 times as much times with their kids than their fathers spent with them. Back in 1982, 43% of fathers admitted they’d never changed a diaper. Today, that number is down to about 3%.

This Dad Bought a Christmas Tree and Trolled His Wife with Photoshopped Pics

This turned out to be quite a combination: a dad left on his own to shop without his wife and a dad who knew how to use Photoshop to mess with that wife.

The dad I’m talking about went to buy a Christmas tree without his wife because she was too busy and so he decided to mess with her a little bit using Photoshop to convince her that he bought an enormous tree.

Take a look at the whole conversation, which was posted on Imgur.

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LOL. Yeah, he got her pretty good! This guy gets an A+ for expert trolling. Well done sir!

What did you think? Let us know in the comments!

Oh… and happy holidays! Enjoy your time with your family…even if they do drive you crazy sometimes.

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Funny Tweets from Dads Who Are Raising Children

Parents have a tough job raising those little monsters. But it’s all worth it, isn’t it? To experience the joy of molding little people to become productive members of society…

These dads were nice enough to post tweets about the trials and tribulations of raising children, and they sure are humorous.

Take a look. Do any of these situations look familiar to you?

1. No…it’s not.

2. Totally over it.

3. Whoopsy daisy!

4. Your time is up.

5. A lot to look forward to.

6. Thanks a lot…

7. Might as well use them.

8. Sounds fun, right?

9. A HUGE mistake.

10. Annoyed to the max.

11. What did you do?!?!

12. Non-stop commentary.

13. I think you mean all of them.

14. You’ll need a lifetime supply.

15. A major milestone.

To all the dads out there: keep up the great work!

If you have a funny photo or anecdote about raising your kiddos, share them with us in the comments!

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A Dad Shared His 10-Year-Old Daughter’s Lengthy Christmas List and People Think It’s Hilarious

Kids sure are funny, aren’t they? Especially when it comes to their massive wish lists for Christmas…

Which is what the father of a 10-year-old girl recently found out when she presented him with an epic Christmas list that he thankfully shared on social media.

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Dad thought the list was so outrageous that he said on Twitter, “My 10 year old daughter must be out of her mind with this Christmas list.” He added, “My soon to be 10-year-old daughter clearly has a false sense of funds that we have with this Christmas list. But kudos to her for her expensive taste.”

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Let’s look at her list, shall we?

In case you didn’t catch all that…

Christmas list

  • iPhone 11
  • air pods
  • New mac book air
  • A real Bunny
  • Hiydro flask
  • Clothes
  • Make-up
  • pink pumas
  • Guci slided
  • Chanel purs
  • purfum
  • asenchal oil
  • American girl doll car
  • New shoes
  • earings/ julery
  • chekered vans
  • Go pro
  • pink Duck tap
  • glues food coloring and landry diturgent
  • clothes for bunny
  • 4,000 dollars
  • lol doll camper
  • lol dolls/ Bigsister
  • lol doll Shalay
  • New shets amd cover
  • alarm clock

That is QUITE the list, isn’t it?

All kinds of high-end items mixed in with…laundry detergent. And, for the record, she wants a “real” bunny…I think that means alive…

Folks on social media got quite a kick out of the little girl’s wishes…

It looks like she has dear old Dad wrapped around her little finger, doesn’t it?

Have your kids handed over their wish lists yet for Christmas this year? If so, tell us what they’re hoping and praying for!

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A Dad Built a ‘Bi-Chair’ for His Bisexual Daughter

A Brazilian artist named Má Matiazi shared a sketch for a “Bi-Chair” with that little phrase doodled on it on Instagram, and people took notice.

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Have you heard about bi-sitting?

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It’s become a running joke on social media that bisexual people don’t know how to sit properly, so much so that it’s even become a meme.

After Matiazi shared her sketch, an Iowa man named Israel Walker decided to reach out to the artist to see if he could attempt to make her vision into a reality. Walker has a bisexual, nonbinary daughter, which is how he learned about the whole “bisexual sitting” thing (stereotype? Is this real? I don’t know).

Matiazi gave Walker her blessing and away he went! And the result: Israel Walker nailed it. Perfection!

Walker’s Facebook post read, “My daughter (who identifies as bisexual genderfuck) thinks that her and other LGBTQ+ folks inability to sit “normally” is hilarious. So I asked Má if I could make my own rough style of Bi-Chair and she said yes! So behold in all its glory: the Bi-chair!”

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And the photo of Walker’s daughter lounging in the chair says it all.

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Of course, the builder himself had to take it for a spin as well.

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Walker made a few alterations to Matiazi’s original design: the chair has shorter arms, the knee rest is a cutout instead of a sloping piece of material, but Walker obviously did a great job. I think he needs to patent this baby now before IKEA swoops in and takes over the Bi-Chair market.

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