Pun Memes That Are So Cheesy, They’re Charming

My style of pun is pretty acidic, but all puns are different.

Many puns are just silly and maybe even wholesome, like my favorite cheesy ’90s sitcoms.

Here are 10 puns that wouldn’t hurt a fly, but might make it head for the window. (see what I did there?)

1. Find the Will

Will Smith would be pro– wait, no he wouldn’t. Is this a good time for that?

2. As in Sinatra?

He probably does use “Frank” as an alias just so he can tell this joke in good faith.

3. Oh, God

Not that kind of bill, but at least there are no casualties in this awful joke.

4. I’m School

This one hurt my brain. I doubt people would get it.

5. Banished forever

So much for terms of endearment. Maybe they weren’t an ideal pair.

6. Jokester patient

Whatever helps you get through conversations about your health, I guess.

7. Simple

Why complicate things? Americans call it like it is. Who needs a two-syllable word to describe a season, anyway.

8. Congrats

The moon is just right for it, if you think about it. Be sure to support him.

9. Returning it

Seems like a lot of work to lug that back to the store just to tell a bad joke, but what do I know?

10. Really dad?

Isn’t your son going through enough?

Sometimes a safe pun is the best way to go to avoid ruffling feathers and even those ones can still make people smile.

What’s the cheesiest, most wholesome pun you’ve ever heard?

Tell us in the comments.

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August 19, 2020

14 Dad Jokes You Might Want to Share

A solid dad joke will make you groan, or even roll your eyes. A great dad joke will make you do those things, plus secretly text your own dad, or your husband, or your uncle who loves puns just as soon as you can.

I’m not saying they’re good jokes, but they’re good dad jokes – an important distinction, of course, but that doesn’t mean they’re not funny.

Below are 14 you’re definitely going to want to share.

14. Ooh this one is dark, y’all.

“My grandfather survived pepper spray and mustard gas attacks in two wars…and came home to us a seasoned veteran.”

13. I didn’t see that one coming.

“My wife just completed a 40-week bodybuilding program this morning.

It’s a girl and weighs 7 pounds, 12 ounces.”

12. Nope. Stop it.

“I met my boyfriend while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform…straightaway, I knew he was a keeper.”

11. This one definitely earned a groan.

“What genre are national anthems? Country.”

10. Sorry to everyone outside my bubble.

“Due to the quarantine, I’ll only be telling inside jokes.”

9. It’s nice to know exactly what you’re getting into.

“My daughter’s boyfriend introduced himself to me and said, ‘Hello, sir, I’m David. Nice to meet you.’

He put out his hand and I said, ‘David, are you nervous?’

He said no, so I grabbed his hand, looked him in the eyes, and said, ‘Then why are you shaking?’”

8. Oh, dear.

“I went to my doctor today and told him I was having problems with my hearing.

He asked, ‘Can you describe the symptoms?’

I replied, ‘Sure. They’re yellow, Homer’s fat, and Marge has blue hair.’”

7. You gotta love a good science joke.

“I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.”

6. We’re all just trying to be safe, here.

“I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing. This is as close as I could get.”

5. If this one doesn’t make you crack a smile, I don’t know how.

“A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees.

The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter.

‘That’s one too many!’ says the customer.

The clerk replies ‘It’s a freebie.’”

4. Hahahahaha good one.

“I just saw 10 ants frantically running around my kitchen.

I felt bad, so I built them a small house.

Now I’m their landlord and I collect rent from my tenants.”

3. No way your 5yo won’t love this one.

“Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident? To the I.C.U.”

2. Nailed it.

“I got an email from Google saying, ‘At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!’ and I thought, ‘That’s just spam!’”

1. And not just in the way the rest of us mean.

“The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.”

I’m already sending these to my dad, y’all.

Which one did you have to pass along? Share with us in the comments!

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August 6, 2020

Pictures That Will Warm Your Dad Joke Loving Heart

Dad Jokes are very special. They elude anyone who hasn’t taken on the father role at least once, and make everyone else around them groan (even if they also can’t help but snort at the same time).

It’s an art, is what I’m saying, and these 16 pictures really capture the essence of the best (worst) of the bunch.

16. I see what he did there.

It’s clever and annoying all at the same time. Well done!

There's a lesson here others can learn

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Sunday, July 19, 2020

15. You knew it would happen if you just waited long enough.

Sorry, I couldn’t help it.

A good Monday morning to you-on my 100th day of these groaners. Hope it's a good week for all.

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Monday, July 27, 2020

14. Give the man his slow clap.

You know he worked hard for it.

Spinoff-The Recycle-Rama

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Saturday, July 18, 2020

13. Talk about pandering to your crowd.

Or lackthereof, I suppose.

Only time that third strike whiff brought relief for both sides.#Gonats

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Sunday, July 26, 2020

12. This is going to be a show on Nick Jr., watch.

Maybe not the bar part, but.

A juvenile adult joke.

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Friday, July 17, 2020

11. It’s important to give credit where credit is due.

Even if they would really rather you not.

And don't get me started about those 'fake' 5 star reviews that keep showing up on my timeline. Some of the best writing around if I do say so myself….

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Saturday, July 25, 2020

10. Idk if Dad Jokes are supposed to be depressing.

This one kind of is, though.

Many an august prognosticator predicted this so I guess no surprise.

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Thursday, July 16, 2020

9. Okay this one got me.

When you’ve got a good one, you just know.

But-if you don't smell anything it is one of the early symptoms of COVID. Wear a mask friends!

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Friday, July 24, 2020

8. Dean is going to grow up to be a fine father one day.

You don’t need to teach him anything else.

Dean knocked on the door last night (whoahhh who does that anymore!) Stopped by to say how much he's appreciated my DAD…

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Wednesday, July 15, 2020

7. They just couldn’t leave well enough alone.

That’s how good dad jokes roll.

It is rare when my jokes aren't well done.

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Thursday, July 23, 2020

6. I think the answer must be yes.

And also stop it.

I wonder about.

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Tuesday, July 14, 2020

5. This is a fairly good riddle, if you ask me.

Make sure to share it with your kids!

I approach this with no caution

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Wednesday, July 22, 2020

4. Alright fine I laughed.

He worked hard for this one but it paid off.

For some reason I haven't heard from the Awards Committee yet.

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Monday, July 13, 2020

3. He would, too.

Does anyone like Robin??

Maybe if they hadn't gone out so early….

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Tuesday, July 21, 2020

2. They’re classics for a reason.

And this one has been around for awhile.

Just keep them off my lawn!

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Sunday, July 12, 2020

1. That punchline is met with silence.

And twitching lips, because it’s not bad.

Yeahhhhhh I know it's bad.

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Monday, July 20, 2020

I’m all out of eye rolls and snorts and groans, guys, so I guess that means we hit the nail on the head!

Which one of these pictures was exactly why you came to this post? Tell us in the comments!

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August 6, 2020

These Dad Jokes Are Completely On Brand

You know the classic Dad Joke brand, right? They’ve got to be terrible puns or dubious play-on-words, and inspire an equal desire to groan and snort at the same time.

Like all comedy, the balance isn’t as easy to strike as you might think before you’ve tried it – but if you’re looking for perfect examples, it doesn’t get much better than these 14 pictures!

14. Yep. That’s a joke.

Not a great one, but I’m sure Dad was proud.

PSA about bacon in the sun-or 'pig should apply' sunscreen

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Friday, July 3, 2020

13. This inspired a disgusted head shake.

It was the best I could do, Dad.

SMH

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Saturday, July 11, 2020

12. That’s a reach but I’ll allow it.

It’s hard to work “udder” into a joke.

I know some of y'all thinking what udder nonsense but I'm keeping the udder joke I planned udderwraps for now.

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Thursday, July 2, 2020

11. Your younger kids would love this one.

Don’t tell it to them unless you want to hear it 100x, though.

OEUF!! That was bad but at least I hope you cracked a smile!

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Thursday, July 9, 2020

10. The “it doesn’t matter because” jokes are some of my favorites.

They always sort of surprise you, right?

I find these pups are cross breeds.

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Wednesday, July 1, 2020

9. Timely AND terrible!

What a masterpiece!

Since we're stuck at home I’m taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Wednesday, July 8, 2020

8. Another great one to share with your littles.

Laughing together is the best.

This cow's butter is fly.

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Tuesday, June 30, 2020

7. For the sports fans in the house.

They deserve a decent groan, too.

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Tuesday, July 7, 2020

6. This one made me laugh out loud.

It’s the visual that does it, I think.

I always come back to this joke.

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Saturday, June 27, 2020

5. I’m sure this has been done before.

It never really gets old, though.

She starts every session slw so her clients don't get a Cardi yak….# #monday

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Monday, July 6, 2020

4. I’m going to have to share this one with my dad.

He will love it but hate that he didn’t think of it first.

Laugh please.

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Friday, June 26, 2020

3. How have we missed this for all of these thousands of years??

I really want to know.

The guy was slightly delugional.

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Sunday, July 5, 2020

2. Okay this needs to stop.

I’ve had enough!!

I told my youngest daughter that I've basically gone viral with my BAD DAD JOKES and she said "Dad-that's a pigment of your imagination and where's my breakfast?"

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Wednesday, June 24, 2020

1. Based on the musical, this seems right.

Another timely pop culture reference. I’m impressed.

He was never satisfied.Happy 4th

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Saturday, July 4, 2020

I’m definitely having the desired (for them!) reaction, y’all.

Which of these gave you the perfect groan/snicker combo? Let us know in the comments!

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July 19, 2020

Fathers Who Are the Posters Boys for the “Dad” Brand

Everyone is unique but there is also a ubiquitous “dad brand” that all dads must adhere to, at least at a minimum. I don’t make the rules, y’all!

You might as well just accept it, the way these 17 dads have done, because everyone’s gonna be a whole lot happier if you just go ahead and Dad as hard as you can.

17. A masterclass in passive aggression.

Usually I wouldn’t approve but etiquette is the exception.

Got so mad that someone had put their coat in the overhead that I sat in a seat I didn’t want just so I could move their coat and put my suitcase in its place

— Simone de Rochefort (@doomquasar) June 16, 2019

16. I mean we can all agree that this sounds like a pretty excellent day.

Dad or not, honestly.

Installed a ceiling fan in our bedroom one Sunday using step-by-step video instructions from a YouTuber, marveled at what a good job I had done, drank a beer and then took a nap.

— Herb Hand (@CoachHand) June 16, 2019

15. You’re a dad now, it’s allowed!

Also that way your wife can also gain 20lbs without judgment, right?

Gained 20 lbs

— grit (@GRITknox) June 16, 2019

14. Ah, gotta love the anal retentive dad!

These aren’t as common as some dad varieties!

I made a conscious decision to migrate all power tools to the same battery system. With a 3 year migration calendar. In Excel.

— Pk (@keiftron) June 16, 2019

13. The never ending dad project.

You’ve gotta have one or they’ll pull your card.

Dan and I, last October : since we’re redoing the french drain anyways, let’s dismantle the deck so we can redo/extend it before winter. Should be done in 1-2 weekends, max.

June 16th, 2019 : pic.twitter.com/URMhm11I16

— J. (@velocipietonne) June 16, 2019

12. This is just an older person in general move.

I swear, I’m not a dad I’m just a lazy shopper.

Found a shirt I liked and then immediately bought three more of the exact same shirt in different colors.

— Ben Fowlkes (@benfowlkesMMA) June 16, 2019

11. There is a long list of Dad Concerns.

Also, we don’t use the phrase “the youths” nearly enough.

Went to see Bob Seger, expressed concern about what the youths at a festival were wearing bc of the weather, and this is just in the past three weeks of Dad Concerns

— Chris “Wear A Mask” Driver (@Jerkwheatery) June 16, 2019

10. And telling people it would be a shame to waste it just mowing, I assume.

Remember that’s still drinking and driving, my friend.

Bought a riding lawn mower and have been riding it on the street between my house and my brother-in-law’s house.

— Rich Hammie Quan (@drewhamm5) June 16, 2019

9. Time waster? Maybe.

But now you can speak with authority on the subject.

Spent days researching credit card options only not to apply for any of them.

— Jon Tayler, Smiling Politely (@JATayler) June 16, 2019

8. He was just resting his eyes.

We can rewind everything now anyway.

Fell asleep during the final games of both the NHL and NBA Finals on consecutive nights.

— Adam Clay Reeves (@AdamClayReeves) June 16, 2019

7. A rookie mistake for a dad.

But they do love to utilize their trucks.

Bought a pickup truck this past year. When friends decided to move their three bed home, instead of getting a U-Haul like a normal person, I insisted “the truck can handle multiple runs.”

Six round trips later, half their stuff got to their new place.

— J.D. Moore (@Jordan_Dallas) June 16, 2019

6. Yes, Nike makes an exclusively “dad” line.

The fact that I don’t think they’re that ugly just means I’m a mom.

bought these pic.twitter.com/qOeWGjSeqE

— Atheñs Grease (@Athens_Grease) June 16, 2019

5. I want to disapprove but I just can’t.

It’s legitimately funny, yall!

Taught my 3 year old to ask people “Guess What” and respond to their “What” with “Chicken Butt!” And then laugh hysterically

— Scott J (@scottj5252) June 16, 2019

4. It must not have been a very good movie.

That’s not on you, my friend.

Showed up unnecessarily early to a movie and then fell asleep about 30 min in

— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) June 16, 2019

3. You’ve gotta get the most for your money.

And also make good time. Don’t forget that part.

On road trips, I independently calculate my gas mileage per tank. Then I fuss aloud about any discrepancy from my car’s mileage calculation.

— Matthew Schoonover (@mtschoonover) June 16, 2019

2. Ten at night in public? Woof.

That’s not going to happen.

Had tickets to a concert, saw the headliner was going on at 10pm, passed to stay home and watch Frasier

— Daetwan Williams (@TheRealDaetwan) June 16, 2019

1. Dads never take their audience into consideration.

Honestly, that’s the gift of a Dad Joke.

On windy days I tell my wife the need to shut off the wind turbines… “they left the fans on again!” Doesn’t get a laugh everytime, but that’s showbiz baby

— Jason Clucas (@JClucas25) June 16, 2019

I love dads. The good ones are great, aren’t they?

What’s the most dad thing your dad ever did? Tell us about it in the comments!

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December 6, 2018

These Dad Jokes Are So Bad, They’re Kinda Great

“Dad, I’m Hungry.”

“Hi, Hungry. I’m Dad.”

Dad jokes are an almost intrinsic part of being a father. It almost seems like the minute you have a kid, the universe bestows this ability to make predictable, innocent, and seriously “punny” jokes out of anything at a moment’s notice.

Dad jokes are such a universal phenomenon that there’s even a Twitter hashtag (#dadjokes) dedicated to them!

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For more laughs, check out #dadjokes. Be be warned – these jokes are nutritiously corny.

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November 1, 2018

Here Are 15+ of the Funniest Dads on the Internet

There’s no such thing as a bad dad joke. And now, thanks to the glorious thing that is the world wide web, we are blessed with 24/7 access to dads all over the world. And cracking dad jokes is no laughing matter, it’s a serious duty. A duty these 17 dads take very seriously. I’d say they go above and beyond in serving us all.