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Want Some Funny Marriage Tweets? Here You Go!

Isn’t marriage wonderful?

No worries, no fighting…just the two of you staring into each other’s eyes and falling in love all over again every single night over a candle-lit fire…

Yeah right! Who are we kidding?!?!

It’s a constant battle of Good vs. Evil, Right vs. Wrong…and we’ll leave it up to you to figure out who’s on the “correct” side of your own battles.

Well, now that we’ve come to grips with that reality, let’s enjoy some funny tweets about marriage! Here we go!

1. Hey, this is a great surprise!

Are you sure about that…?

2. Doesn’t seem fair, does it?

Hey, I’m trying to sleep over here!

3. This is some very good planning.

We got a smart one here!

4. Can we all stop doing this?

It’s enough to drive a person nuts!

5. That pretty much sums it up.

And if I were you I wouldn’t ask any questions…

6. That’s one way to prove a point…

Honey, why is there another bottle of A1 open in the fridge?

7. You don’t want to feel left all alone.

I can help you out with this.

8. Everything is firing on all cylinders.

You gotta love it!

9. Yeah, what about those parachute pants?

You should just probably keep your mouth shut…

10. Hey, it might be a good deal!

Give me all the details!

11. You’re really doing it, aren’t you?

Now it’s time to show you off!

12. Ummmmm, you did your nails?

WRONG ANSWER.

Okay, now we want to hear from all the readers out there.

How’s your relationship with your significant other going these days?

Tell us what’s going on in the comments. And yes, we are your new therapists…

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“Thoughts of Dog” Takes You Deep Inside a Good Pooch’s Mind

When I was a little kid, I was convinced that my dog Quincy was going to learn to talk one day

How could he not? We were so close and connected and he obviously understood what I was saying all the time, so what was the holdup?

Well, sadly, Quincy never did learn to talk and I’m still not over it all these years later.

But the next best thing is the “Thoughts of Dog” Twitter account that gives us human beings an inside look into what dogs are really thinking about when they’re chilling around the house or frolicking in the yard.

Are you ready to gain some serious knowledge about your pooch? Let’s take a look!

1. Thank goodness for you.

Holding it all together.

2. You should enjoy it!

Everyone wants to be your friend.

3. Just letting it all hang out.

Let your freak flag fly!

4. Time to load up on food.

We wish you well in your quest!

5. The small human neighbor.

You have a new best friend!

6. And they took you to “show and tell”!

How much fun that must have been!

7. Dogs really don’t like these things.

So be careful with them, okay?

8. You’re helping make a love connection.

How did it work out?!?!

9. Demanding a refund.

Well, that didn’t go as planned.

10. Nothing wrong with being fancy sometimes.

Hey, you do you!

11. You can never leave the house again.

I’m pretty sure all dogs feel this way.

12. I have a feeling you ate it…

It definitely sounds like something you’d do…

Do you have any dogs at home?

Well, you know we want to meet them!

Share some photos with us in the comments. Thanks!

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Funny “Thoughts of Dog” Tweets That Pooch Owners Will Love

You might think that your dog is just dreaming of chasing squirrels when they are chilling on the couch with you, but I’m here to tell you that there is a whole lot of deep thinking going on in those doggo noggins.

Trust me on this one!

And the “Thoughts of Dog” Twitter account is the perfect portal into what is racing through their minds day in and day out.

Are you ready for some deeeeeeeeeeeep dog thoughts?

Enjoy these tweets and maybe you and your pup should have a conversation tonight, because you’ll probably be looking at them in a whole new light.

1. That’s the one and only thing on the list.

What else do you need?

2. That’s all he’s asking for.

I think your owner is on board with this!

3. Let’s see if we can make this work.

Time to play a game of human/dog Jenga!

4. This is today’s to-do list.

Can you make it happen?

5. No sports, just snacks.

Sounds pretty good to me!

6. I think we can maintain this pace.

No doubt about it!

7. What’s the point of all this?

How am I not supposed to fall asleep?

8. You’re not going anywhere.

And that’s my final decision.

9. Words to live by.

You know it!

10. A little more attention, please?

What’s the hold-up here?

11. Why did you go and do that?

A lot of hard work down the drain.

12. These are all good reasons.

I think you’re on to something!

Do you have a pooch at home?

If so, show us some photos in the comments and introduce us to them.

We can’t wait to meet your furry friends!

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Dad and Daughter Recreate Iconic Movie Scenes and They’re Great

For most parents, it’s been a big headache trying to figure out how to keep their kids occupied during this pandemic that has kept all of us cooped up in our houses for nine months now.

But Alex Zane doesn’t seem to have that problem at all.

Zane and his 5-year-old daughter Matilda have spent their quarantine time recreating iconic movie scenes with Matilda as the main star.

And the results are great!

Take a look at their work, we think you’ll be impressed.

1. A juvenile delinquent genius.

What a great film!

2. Are you ready to do the lift?

Remember, you have to practice in the water first.

3. Run, Forrest, run!

Welp, now he’s done running.

4. Don’t throw that overboard.

She just ruined everything!

5. Who doesn’t love Pee-wee?

I know I do! Pee-wee for President!

6. These guys are definitely up to no good.

It’s gonna be a long weekend.

7. Oh, no, it’s E.T.!

Make sure to hide him in the closet!

8. The greatest horror movie of all time?

I sure think so!

9. It’s time to make out with Jake Ryan.

Don’t burn yourself on the cake!

10. You’re about to get your ear cut off.

This is from Reservoir Dogs, FYI.

11. Another all-time classic film.

You’ll never want to shower again.

12. Grease is the word!

Let’s drag race! Who’s gonna win?!?!

Now that’s the good stuff!

And now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us what movies you’d like to see these two recreate. Please and thank you!

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Dad and Daughter Are Great Are Recreating Movie Scenes Together

Ready to have some fun?!?!

I know I am! And the father-daughter duo you’re about to meet bring the fun and the entertainment in a major way.

Alex Zane and his 5-year-old daughter Matilda are excellent at recreating movie scenes with Matilda as the main attraction and we think you’re gonna love their work!

Here are some great examples of what they’ve been up to. Let’s take a look!

1. A classic movie!

And little Matilda nailed it!

2. Everyone loves this movie.

You can’t deny that!

3. That’s Clark W. Griswold right there.

And he’s about to get attacked by a squirrel.

4. Election! What a great movie!

A highly underrated gem!

5. Do the crane kick, Daniel!

Who would’ve thought The Karate Kid would be so popular in 2020?

6. North by Northwest.

Let’s see if you can outrun this plane…or this fidget spinner.

7. Legally Blonde for the win!

It’s a good one!

8. It puts the lotion in the basket.

I really hope this little girl hasn’t seen this movie yet.

9. Heeeeeere’s Johnny.

You know it. You love it.

10. Dumb and Dumber!

Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

11. A classic scene from Bridesmaids.

Oh yeah, she’s doing it in the street.

12. We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

One of the all-time great movies!

13. Dazed & Confused.

Alright, alright, alright!

Those are so awesome!

And now we want to hear from you.

What movie scenes would you like to see this dynamic duo recreate?

Tell us what you think in the comments!

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Interesting Wedding Cakes That Might Want to Look at Twice

The day you get married is supposed to be magical.

Everything is supposed to work out according to plan and there should be no surprises or accidents.

And one thing that you and your guests will definitely remember is that cake. Forget about the Best Man speech and the Father-Daughter dance…no one will recall those events.

But the cake better be beautiful and it better be tasty…or else you’ll be haunted by that memory forever.

And I have a feeling that’s what happened with these folks because these cakes are…well, you’ll see…

Let’s take a look.

1. This is totally hilarious.

“Why is there a wedding?”

This cake was supposed to spell "Wiser Wedding" from ExpectationVsReality

2. I’m not sure what kind of cake this is…

It looks like internal organs or Spaghetti-O’s.

Hearty Wedding from ATBGE

3. They really did a number of the faces of these two.

Do you think they were pleased with the final product?

4. Are those chicken tenders?

Did Applebee’s cater the wedding AND make the cake?

Saw this on my fb feed…from a wedding… from shittyfoodporn

5. Some very interesting choices here.

Hey, to each their own, right?

This…my buddies wedding cake! from funny

6. What’s more romantic than road kill?

Nothing, as far as I know.

This road kill wedding cake from ATBGE

7. Not even close!

I hope you asked to speak to the manager.

I present to you, our wedding cake. I will admit they got the color right. That’s it. Yes I’m serious. from nailedit

8. Wow, this is pretty weird…

Not really sure what they were going for.

This “cattle brand” themed wedding cake that looks like a crusty, infected nipple from weddingshaming

9. Elegant. Dignified. American.

Red and White Dynamite for the win!

My cousins wedding cake… from trashy

10. Taking some notes from Borat.

What a strange world we live in…

Trashy Wedding Cake Topper from trashy

11. Wow…I’m guessing this was in the South?

But I could be wrong…

Look at this wedding cake from trashy

Those are pretty wild, huh?

How about you?

Have you seen any crazy wedding cakes? Or maybe YOU had a crazy wedding cake?

Share some pics with us in the comments, please!

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10 Golden Retriever Puppies Enjoyed a Purple Dragon Reading to Them at Storytime

I’m gonna go on the record about something that I feel very strongly about.

I’m talking about Golden Retrievers. I don’t care if you think they are boring, generic dogs that only suburban soccer moms have. I’m here to tell you that they are one of the most gentle, loving, and all-around outstanding dog breeds out there.

Okay, now that I’ve said my peace, it’s time to move on to the story!

A totally adorable litter of ten Golden Retriever puppies sat and watched (they’re also well-behaved) as a robotic Dalton the Storytelling Dragon read to them in Redlands, California.

And it’s not the first time it’s happened either. Here’s another litter of Goldens getting into the reading spirit with Dalton.

Dalton the story telling dragon made his first appearance for the “Sweetheart” litter tonight! #sunnydreamsgoldens #daltonthestorytellingdragon #sweetheartlitter #hudsonxgidgetpups? #goldenretrieversofinstagram #puppyvideosofinstagram #cutestpuppies #puppiesatstorytime #puppyluv

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Don’t they seem totally enthralled by the story?

Hey, these dogs like fairy tales, what else can you say?

This is all going down at a place called SunnyDreams Goldens, in case you wondering, because I know I was! If it was closer to me, I’d be making a trip there to meet and possibly buy a couple of these pooches.

Enjoy this video and just try to tell me that isn’t one of the most adorable things you’ve ever seen in your life.

I told you it was freaking adorable!

And now we want to hear from all the readers out there.

We’re all about the cute and fuzzy animals here, so we want you to do us a big favor: in the comments, share some wholesome and heartwarming videos, photos, and stories about animals that you think we’ll love.

Thank you in advance!

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Two Friends “Parent Trapped” Their Folks and Documented the Success for All to See

Ready for a wholesome love story? I know I am!

So here’s the story: two best friends in San Jose, California, named Catherine and Allison had single parents so they decided it would be a good idea to “Parent Trap” them, or set them up on a date.

The two friends didn’t know how it would work out, but their parents ended up having a great connection.

Here’s a short version of Allison telling the story on TikTok.

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Is this real life? ✨? #modernfamily #lovestory #storytime #tiktokvlog

♬ Up Beat (Married Life) – Kenyi

Allison went into more depth about the love connection when she talked to Buzzfeed.

She said,

“We’d often discuss our mutual desire to help them each find love. We hadn’t even thought about introducing them.

Her mom had always had bad luck with men, and my dad was so hesitant to even put himself out there. I think they had both been single for 10+ years.”

Allison continued,

“The more we talked about it, the more we realized they had a lot of very random things in common (their mutual obsession with Mamma Mia, their favorite jazz artist Diana Krall, and their deep love and connection to their favorite local restaurant, The Pastaria & Market).”

Look at how cute these two are today!

Photo Credit: TikTok

Allison went on,

“We knew they would be reluctant to go on a blind date, so it took us a while to figure out how to make it happen.

We decided to stage an impromptu run-in at a local park concert to relieve any pressure.

Plans fell through, so we decided to postpone the idea until further notice.”

And last, but certainly not least…

“The day the original plan was supposed to happen (Father’s Day), we ran into them completely coincidentally at a local winery!

We were shook!

We knew it was meant to be somehow.

Catherine’s mom (Terry) agreed to let her give my dad her number, and the rest was history!”

How’s that for fate?!?!

The couple is still together and loving life together.

Photo Credit: TikTok

What a great story! Remember folks, there are a ton of fish in the sea and you’re never too old to find love.

How about you? Have you seen any other funny videos or pranks on TikTok or on any other social media platforms?

If so, please share some links with us in the comments.

Thanks!

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Artist Photoshops Cat Faces Onto All Kinds of Stuff and It’s Pretty Funny

Are you ready for cats, cats, and more cats!

What else do you need in life, really? As I’ve said many times before, we work for them, they are our overlords, they KNOW it, and if you dare to speak out against them, you will pay dearly…I think you know what I’m talking about…just keep your mouth shut and play by the rules…

Anyway, an artist on Instagram who goes by the handle koty_vezde uses Photoshop to make some hilarious mash-ups where he incorporates cat heads into just about everything from other animals to food to anything else you can imagine…

Are you ready for this? Let’s check it out!

1. Watching from above.

That’s a little bit creepy.

2. The elusive enormous cat with antlers.

You don’t see that very often.

3. A sea cat!

Deep below the surface…

4. Are you hungry?

I don’t think I’d be able to take a bite of that! Too cute!

5. Yes! Cat alpacas!

It doesn’t get any better than that!

6. Freshly hatched!

Welcome to the world!

7. A cat-o-saur.

A truly ferocious beast.

8. Check out this family portrait.

They look very serious…and kind of spooky.

9. You knew this was coming.

Hey, it looks pretty good!

10. Care for a kitty breakfast?

If so, dig in!

11. In the great outdoors.

Just take all the majesty in…

12. A very wise cat…

That you shouldn’t mess with.

Those are great!

Have you seen any other funny social media accounts lately?

Maybe on Twitter? Instagram? Facebook?

If so, please share them with us in the comments. Thanks in advance!

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Ben & Jerry’s Has a Graveyard for Their Discontinued Flavors

Is there anyone out there who doesn’t love ice cream? And who doesn’t love Ben & Jerry’s?

I hear a deafening silence in my head right now, so I’m going to assume the answer to both of those questions is NO ONE. We all love it!

But I was not aware that the famous ice cream giants have a funny graveyard where some of the former flavors that they discontinued will lie for eternity. Yes, we’re talking about dead ice cream flavors here, ladies and gents.

Did you know about this? WHY WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS?

Well, take a look at the gravestones below and let us know if you tried any of these flavors before they got the axe. Enjoy!

1. White Russian.

Sounds like it was pretty tasty.

Ben & Jerry's Flavor Graveyard: White Russian

2. Fresh Georgia Peach.

But it couldn’t last…

Ben & Jerry's flavor graveyard

3. Fossil Fuel.

Maybe the name killed it?

Ben & Jerry's - Waterbury, Vermont

4. Cool Britannia.

A totally smashing flavor!

Ben & Jerry's Flavor Graveyard: Cool Britannia

5. Holy Cannoli.

I’d like to try this one.

Ben & Jerry's Flavor Graveyard: Holy Cannoli

6. Tennessee Mud.

It was not meant to last…

Ben & Jerry's Flavor Graveyard: Tennessee Mud

7. Dastardly Mash.

What caused its demise?

Ben & Jerry's Flavor Graveyard: Dastardly Mash

8. Rainforest Crunch.

“Got sticky between our braces.”

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9. Peanuts! Popcorn!

An interesting concoction.

RIP Peanuts Popcorn

10. Aloha Macadamia.

I’d be all over this one.

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11. This is Nuts.

You know where they were headed with this one!

Ben & Jerry's graveyard: This is Nuts

12. Urban Jumble.

It was all mixed up.

Ben & Jerry's Flavor Graveyard

That’s awesome!

Now we want to hear from you!

Have you seen anything really funny or interesting online or on social media lately?

If so, please tell us about it in the comments and share some photos and some links if you got ’em.

Thanks a lot!

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