Enjoy Some of the Best Comebacks Found on the Internet

The thing about the internet is that it’s a huge public forum where almost anybody can access and respond to the things you say.

And the thing about having a forum like that is that with so many eyeballs on your statement, odds are exceedingly good that at least one pair of those eyes is gonna be connected to a brain that just happens to have the most perfectly devastating response.

Ergo, the internet is basically just one giant clap back machine, and the results are hilarious and oof-worthy.

Here are fifteen examples of killer comebacks brought to us by the internet.

15. First languages

Clearly she meant speak American. Yanno, talk about guns and Tiger King.

it was 1997 i was outside McDonald's on Queen St age 15, an old lady barked "speak English" at a pair of young Korean men and without missing a beat one of them goes "OOooo i want a nice cup of TEA look at ME I'm ENGLISH i want to eat PLAIN TOAST" i miss him every single day

— f*male b*tch (@Ahhmandah) June 4, 2019

14. Safety second

And just like Jurassic Park, we literally never learn.

Nothing more appropriate to honor the Jurassic Park legacy than opening before you should

— Barbara Stanwyck's Ghost (@kfsrhn) June 16, 2020

13. Special delivery

(Club = team for all my fellow basic Americans.)

Bit rich coming from a club that hasn't delivered since 1992… https://t.co/v2R2fLhcNq

— Pizza Hut Restaurants (@pizzahutuk) January 17, 2019

12. Social predictions

Don’t hold back, king.

You can do this already with a ZIP code. https://t.co/sVfNmDSQTo

— Luther M. Siler (@nfinitefreetime) April 5, 2018

11. Deep breaths

I might be suffocating but these download speeds are tight.

so just fuck oxygen right? https://t.co/xGKvZaPozX

— jay bigote! (@stickojay) January 11, 2018

10. Packing heat

It was planted on me, I swear.

Why do you keep stealing eggplant, Chase?

— Walmart (@Walmart) February 26, 2020

9. Cold shoulder

Every doctor: “This is way worse than a cold or the flu.”
Your cousin: “Nu uh.”

Just following the guidelines advised by the organization made up of individuals who have dedicated their entire lives to studying diseases and how to control and prevent them. I promise they know more than you.

— Tyler | Code WILDCAT (@I_AM_WILDCAT) March 16, 2020

8. Well actually

If he was around to hear this conversation he’d cut off his ear all over again.

https://ryanrosslegs.tumblr.com/post/111237376092/shaxaphone-growlithed

7. Desperate measures

Get bent, bruh.

Ooof and well asked for. from clevercomebacks

6. Just kidding

Nothing better than when you can turn around a yo mama joke.

Dominance asserted from clevercomebacks

5. Born and raised

“If we went back to using obsolete techniques and technologies, people would be confused.” – a boomer’s idea of a sick burn.

Weird motives from clevercomebacks

4. Don’t cry for me

If being a man means I don’t get to care about my own parents then screw it, I’m a wombat.

In a post about “man up” being an insult. from clevercomebacks

3. Granting wishes

That kid is going to be a lawyer when she grows up.

Children are savages from MurderedByWords

2. Can’t take the heat

But…but…I saw a meme somewhere that said…

A Moron and a Microbiologist Comment on a COVID-19 Article… from clevercomebacks

1. The winter of our inconvenience

We’re so insular we literally forget there are other countries.

On a thread about wearing masks from clevercomebacks

That’s a lot of cathartic comebacks right there. Sort of revs you up to go plant a few yourself. Remember: don’t go looking for a fight. But when the time comes to strike, use the opportunity well.

What’s your favorite comeback lately?

Tell us in the comments.

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July 6, 2020

10 of the Internet’s Most Epic Burns

Y’all ready for this?

The internet will always have an abundance of at least three things:
• Cats
• Uninformed opinions
• Sick burns

Certain corners of the internet are basically just the whole world roasting itself and frankly, we’re here for it. It’s entertaining as hell. Which is why we think you’ll enjoy these 10 insults, clap backs, and and general bits of supa hot fire.

10. Soul mates

If you can’t take the heat, get out of the internet.

Via: runt-of-the-web.com

9. Cool as ice

No disrespect, Tupac, this is just funny.

Via: runt-of-the-web.com

8. Rated PG

Tony Hawk’s new career is just people not knowing who he is at airports.

Source: tonyhawk on Twitter

7. No offense

I’ve been told this and I don’t even have the advantage of BEING him.

Source: NBC

6. Transparent

I, too, have invisible friends.

Via: runt-of-the-web.com

5. Game STOP

They didn’t have to do that, but they did it.

Via: runt-of-the-web.com

4. Swift justice

This is mostly just a reminder that we pay pro athletes way too much money.

Via: runt-of-the-web.com

3. Smoke ’em if you got ’em

His dignity disappeared in a puff of joke.

Via: runt-of-the-web.com

2. Growing pains

For real, you’re perfectly attractive, but stop it with this nonsense.

Via: runt-of-the-web.com

1. Biology

Don’t think he’ll be making any bonds tonight.

Via: runt-of-the-web.com

Damn! I need to head to the freezer and see if I can find an ice pack to recover from all those burns. Remember kids, if you get burned on the internet, it lasts forever, so stay careful out there.

What’s the best burn you’ve been witness to lately?

Tell us in the comments.

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June 11, 2020

12 Wordsmiths Who Lit People up With Fierce Comebacks

It’s not often you get to witness somebody say something so stupid online and then see one of the wittiest comebacks ever… but here we are.

These 12 expert wordsmiths out there saw their moment and took their shot.

So here are 12 of the best comebacks of all time. Enjoy!

1. This gives new meaning to “I researched it.”

Just wow. We are in awe.

For people that ‘research’ stuff on youtube from MurderedByWords

2. You just can’t win.

Seriously, chill out.

Ain’t no right way from MurderedByWords

3. She got schooled.

Pun intended.

Taken to school. from MurderedByWords

4. Aunt Peggy for the win.

We’re not worthy, we’re not worthy.

Pour one out for Aunt Peggy from trashy

5. Like looking in a mirror.

Oh boy, that’s embarrassing.

Ironic that this happened on this sub from MurderedByWords

6. She’s not just about fast food, ladies and gentlemen.

Who uses that as an insult anyway?

Wendy’s is at it again from MurderedByWords

7. Shot down.

Nope, not gonna happen dude.

Ummm yeah that’s a big yikes from Cringetopia

8. Don’t mess with the people who have the police records.

This is just an A+ comeback. Wow.

Guy isn’t exactly wrong about the city, but the city wasn’t havin’ it from MurderedByWords

9. Please, just sit down now.

This is just too, too good.

Now sit your ass down, Stefan. from MurderedByWords

10. That’s gonna leave a mark.

Parents with the last word!

Holy hell! Call the morgue from MurderedByWords

11. Funny how that works.

And that’s what we call a perfect shut-down, everybody.

Murdered nice mask wearing from MurderedByWords

12. True perfection.

There has never been a more perfect burn, ever.

Imagine that from MurderedByWords

What’s your favorite burn of all time? Or are there comebacks you wish you’d thought of during the middle of an argument? We’d love to hear from you!

Let us know in the comments!

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August 10, 2018

15+ Icy Comebacks to Idiotic Online Homophobia

People seem to be braver while hiding behind a computer screen. Also, people hiding behind computer screens don’t seem to mind whether they sound ignorant or hateful, or like a terrible person in general. And while some of us are fatigued with confronting these types on the Internet, there’s a reason to celebrate – because these 17 people knew just what to say, and they didn’t hesitate to put the trolls back under their bridges.